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(59-) ܥe= e/4HHHHHB(2B(B(B(B(R(pB(.C((((((((((((() "* ,+.T>/PJ+]H(uw((((J+(HH((((((H(H((\ &HHHH(((((Second Album *Mortal Calculus *Harvey Mudder Girls *Old time Sliding Rule *Walking in Claremont *Calculus Man *Where Have all the Women Gone? *C is for Constant (in progress) *Modern Nerdy Eastie *We choose to live at East Dorm *Stayin Awake *Down at East Dorm *Platt Matter *I Think Im Paranoid Test Your Might Integrate Test Your Might Derivate Test Your Might Calculate Test Your Might Postulate MORTAL KOMBAT (16) MORTAL KALCULUS! Fight (24+) solve MORTAL KOMBAT (30.) MORTAL KALCULUS! Finish Him! (38) Prove it! Excellent (45+) Q.E.D. Kato, Liu Kang, Raiden, Jonny Cage, Scorpion, Sub Zero, Sigma, cosine, G63 Newtons method, complex plane, Sonya tangent line, limits MORTAL KOMBAT! (59-) MORTAL KALCULUS! Fight (107) pi MORTAL KOMBAT! (113) MORTAL KALCULUS! Finish Her! (121) Prove it! Excellent 128 Q.E.D. Kato, Liu Kang, Raiden, Jonny Cage, Scorpion, Sub Zero, Theta, DEs, vector fields, Rieman Sums, induction Sonya polar graph, aleph-nought, MORTAL KOMBAT! 142 MORTAL KALCULUS! Finish Him 143.5 Prove it! Excelent 147 By Induction Finish Her 150.5 Prove it! Excelent 154 By Contraditon Fight 157.5 Test Your Might 212 Derivate Test Your Might 215.5 Integrate (219.5) Kato, Liu Kang, Raiden, Jonny Cage, Scorpion, Sub Zero, trig-sub, u-sub, by parts, power rule, partial fractions, Sonya symmetry, complex MORTAL KOMBAT! 232 MORTAL KALCULUS! Fight! 240 PLUS C! MORTAL KOMBAT 246- MORTAL KALCULUS! MORTAL KOMBAT 300 MORTAL KALCULUS! MORTAL KOMBAT 307.5 MORTAL KALCULUS! MORTAL KOMBAT 314.5 MORTAL KALCULUS! Harvey Mudder Girls Pomona girls are preppy And t athletes gone, long time ago? long time ago? Where have all the young girls gone? Where have all the athletes gone, They've taken husbands, every one; Gone to CMC, every one; Oh, when will you ever learn, Oh, there they will not learn, Oh, when will you ever learn? Oh, there they will not learn. Where have all the young men gone, Where has all the free time gone long time passing? at Harvey Mudd? Where have all the young men gone, Where has all the free time gone long time ago? long time ago? Where have all the young men gone? Where has all the free time gone? They're all in uniform; Weve studied for so long Oh, when will we ever learn, Oh, now we have finally learned Oh, when will we ever learn? Oh, now we have finally learned Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the rich kids gone long time passing? at Harvey Mudd Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the rich kids gone long time ago? long time ago Where have all the flowers gone? Where have all the rich kids gone Young girls picked them, every one; To Pomona, every one Oh, when will you ever learn, C++, theyll never learn Oh, when will you ever learn? C++, theyll never learn Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the stoners gone long time passing? at Harvey Mudd Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the stoners gone long time ago? long time ago Where have all the flowers gone? Where have all the stoners gone Young girls picked them, every one; Down to Pitzer, every one Oh, when will you ever learn, Oh, roll a joint, they have learned Oh, when will you ever learn? Oh, smoke a bowl, they have learned Calculus Man Particle Man, Particle Man Calculus Man, Calculus Man Doing the things a particle can Derives the things that calculus can What's he like it's not important, Particle Man. Not useful, its not important, Calculus Man Is he a dot or is he a speck? Delta x goes, to infinity When he's underwater does he get wet? He gets an integral, always adds C Or does the water get him instead? Or gets the area from a to b Nobody knows, Particle Man. Under the curve, Calculus Man Triangle Man, Triangle Man Chemistry Man, Chemistry Man Triangle Man hates Particle Man He reduces Calculus Man They have a fight Triangle wins, Triangle Man. But Calculus integrates him, Calculus Man Universe Man, Universe Man Biology Man, Biology Man Size of the entire Universe Man. Size of the entire DNA strand Usually kind to Smaller Man, Universe Man Usualy kind to smaller man, Biology Man He's got a watch with a minute hand, The blood cells give, a helping hand Millineum hand, and an eon hand. The white ones fight, the germs if they can When they meet, it's a happy land When they meet, its a killing land Powerful man, Universe Man. Powerful man, Biology Man Person Man, Person Man Physics Man, Physics Man Hit on the head with a frying pan Hit on the head by Apple Man Lives his life in a garbage hand, Person Man Calls it gravity that made it fall, Physics Man Is he depressed or is he a mess? Sits in his lab, and studys the stars Does he feel totally worthless? Looks at sunspots, and looks at Mars Who came up with Person Man? Worships the great Newton Man Degraded Man, Person Man Scientist Man, Physics Man Triangle Man, Triangle Man Chemistry Man, Chemistry Man Triangle Man hates Person Man Chemistry Man was bit by a mole They have a fight Triangle wins, Triangle Man Throws Physics Man, in a black hole, Chemistry Man Old Time Sliding Rule Just take those old records off the shelf Just take that old slide rule off the shelf I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself. Ill sit and calculate all by myself Today's music ain't got the same soul Todays machines just arent that cool I like that old time rock 'n' roll I like that old time silding rule Don't try to take me to a disco Dont try to give me a calculator You'll never even get me out on the floor I wont even know how to turn it on In ten minutes I'll be late for the door Id rather have what I know how to use I like that old time rock 'n' roll I like that old time sliding rule Old time rock and roll Still like that old time sliding rule That kind of music just soothes the soul Its like doing math with real tools I reminisce about the days of old Call me too stubborn or call me a mule With that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule Won't go to hear them play a tango Dont like to have to push all those keys I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul Cant believe it runs on batteries There's only one sure way to get me to go Id rather be having a math duel Start playin' old time rock and roll On my old time sliding rule Call me a relic, call me what you will Call me a relic, call me what you will Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill Say Im old-fashioned, say Im over the hill Today's music ain't got the same soul Todays machines just arent that cool I like that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time sliding rule That kind of music just soothes the soul Its like doing math with real tools I reminisce about the days of old Call me too stubborn or call me a mule With that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time sliding rule Old time rock and roll, baby, just soothes the soul Its like doing math, baby, with real tools I reminisce about the days of old Call me too stubborn or call me a mule With that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time sliding rule Old time rock and roll, baby, just soothes the soul Its like doing math, baby, with real tools I reminisce about the days of old Call me too stubborn or call me a mule With that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time slide rule It just soothes the soul Its like using real tools I reminisce about the days of old Im a mathematitican, not a fool With that old time rock and roll Ill use my old time slide rule Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time slide rule Put on my blue suede shoes Put on my big gas mask And I boarded the plane As I got off the plane Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues Walked out in the land of the eternal smog In the middle of the pouring rain Where it never ever rains W. C. Handy - won 't you look down over me Urban legend says - there are mountains right near by Yeah I got a first class ticket Yeah, Ive also heard that rumor But I'm as blue as a boy can be But all I see is the yellow sky Then I'm walking in Memphis Then Im walking in Claremont Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale All the vegetation is brown and bare Walking in Memphis Walking in Claremont But do I really feel the way I feel But is it really safe to breathe this air Saw the ghost of Elvis Almost hit by a truck On Union Avenue On Foothill Bouelvard Followed him up to the gates of Graceland These Calilfornia drivers are the worst Then I watched him walk right through They cant safely drive a car. Now security they did not see him Now the policemen did not see him They just hovered 'round his tomb They were busy busting drugs But there's a pretty little thing But theres tension among the gangs Waiting for the King Shots in the air rang Down in the Jungle Room A fight between the thugs Then I'm walking in Memphis Then Im walking in Claremont Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale All the vegitation is brown and bare Walking in Memphis Walking in Claremont But do I really feel the way I feel But is it really safe to breathe this air They've got catfish on the table Theyve got botiques in the village They've got gospel in the air Theyve got palm trees in the sun And Reverend Green be glad to see you Thats all the entertainment they have When you haven't got a prayer When you want to have some fun But boy you've got a prayer in Memphis There is nothing to do in Claremont Now Muriel plays piano Now down the road is Pitzer Every Friday at the Hollywood And across the street is CMC And they brought me down to see her Way down south is Pomona And they asked me if I would - Farther north lives the Scrippsies Do a little number But the best of them all And I sang with all my might Home to the most nerdly studs And she said - A college-- "Tell me are you a Christian child?" At a place much better than Stanford And I said "Ma'am I am tonight" Where is this: Why, its Harvey Mudd Then I'm walking in Memphis Then Im walking in Claremont Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale All the vegitation is brown and bare Walking in Memphis Walking in Claremont But do I really feel the way I feel But is it really safe to breathe this air Put on my blue suede shoes Put on my big gas mask And I boarded the plane As I got off the plane Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues Walked out in the land of the eternal smog In the middle of the pouring rain Where it never ever rains Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues Walked out in the land of the eternal smog In the middle of the pouring rain Where it never ever rains "Joining Larry are Uncle Cube and Mr. Shamik, who are part of that infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything!" [with apologies to Larry and the gang...] We are the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything We just stay at home and work on stems And if you ask us if we did anything We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything. Well, I've never burned Shamik up And I've never made some napalm And I've never been in Parsons with the big not-so-red ball And I've never melted pennies And I've never run from Camp. Sec. And I've never been on any roofs at all. 'Cause we're the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything We just stay at home and work on stems And if you ask us if we did anything We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything! And I've never climbed in Olin And I've never climbed in Jacobs And I've never been rappeling down the Galileo Wall And I've never purchased dry ice And I've never owned a blowtorch And I've never been on any roofs at all. Yes, we're the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything We just stay at home and work on stems And if you ask us if we did anything We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything! Oh, I've never made pinatas And I've never toasted Settlers And I never broke the ceiling of the physics lecture hall And I've never smashed computers And I never slept in Honnold And I've never been on any roofs at all. And we've never caught a kobold And we've never worshipped Momar And we hope to see Shamik and Lucas back here in the fall And I've never frozen textbooks And I've never summoned lightning ...and we've never been on ANY ROOFS AT ALL!! (by Eric Brown and Matt Brubeck 1999-10-31) C is for Constant Now, what starts with the letter C? Now what stands the letter C? Cookie starts with C Constant stands for C Lets think of other things that start with C Lets think of other things that stand for C Aw, who cares about the other things Aw, who cares about the other things C is for cookie, thats good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C C is for cookie, thats good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C C is for cookie, thats good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C Oh, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Oh, always always always add a C C is for cookie, thats good enough for me Oh, C is for constant, always add a C C is for cookie, thats good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C C is for cookie, thats good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C Oh, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Oh, always always always add a C Hey, you know what, a round cookie with one Hey, you know what, light speed also stands for C bite out of it looks like a C But that has nothing to do with Calculus A round dohnut with one bite out of it also looks like a C C can also stand for circumference but it is not as good as a cookie But that usually is only in Geometry Oh, and the Moon sometimes looks like a C Oh, and Carbon also stands for C but you cant eat that But thats chemistry! C is for cookie, thats good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C C is for cookie, thats good enough for me Yeah, C is for constant, always add a C C is for cookie, thats good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C Oh, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Oh, always always always add a C Yeah, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Yeah, always always always add a C Oh boy, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Dont forget, always always always add a C juggling, simpsons, big not so red ball, 2000 fun balls, "We Didn't Start the Fire" Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray Dorm meetings, no beer, juggling, awesome cheers South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio ITR Games, chessers, solve the rubix cube Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television Integrating, fluffy bunnies, yes its fun, acting nerdy North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Death Chess, push your pawns, Streaking in the nude Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Awesome pranks, four-square, blow things up, comfy chairs Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye" Wasting time, lounge around, then stay up till after dawn Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen Too much caffine, frisbee, got the best cleaning lady, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye Happyville, Timesuck Party, What is your purity? CHORUS We didn't start the fire We didnt live in West Dorm It was always burning Cause we dont drink beer Since the world's been turning And we like to hear We didn't start the fire We didnt live in North Dorm No we didn't light it But with them we compete But we tried to fight it Though we never screw sheep Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev EDC, Movies, Read a book up in the tree Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc Gay rights signs, petty crimes, Walk in bare feet Roy Con, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron Time Suck, Scandel Suite, aardvark, G63 Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock" Hypecube, Brothel suite, and the Funball Suite, Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team IM games, we get creamed, volleyballs a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland Walks to Pitzer, CMC, flirting with, Scrippies Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev Old junk, smashy-smash, Go to Putnam, fun with math Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez Procrastinate, stay up late, study until we crash We didn't start the fire We didnt live in South Dorm It was always burning Because riding unis Since the world's been turning Makes our sperm count puny We didn't start the fire We didnt live in Atwood No we didn't light it Cause its way too cold there But we tried to fight it And theres two flights of stairs Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Blended drinks, Talking Schmack, different boardgames, forms of crack Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai" Boggle, Baw-man-now, mysterious moaning cow Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball Nicknames, Simpsons craze, X-files every Sunday Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide Barbeques, MOBs, laughing at the drunk northies Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia Vegitales, Jugglers Jam, smash brothersm, Lots of spam Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go Laser tag, run and hide, Freshmen sleeping outside U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy RFS, songs for stems, swooping all the freshmen Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo Proctor Candy, Miss SWE, 10 minute parties W didn't start the fire We didnt live in Linde Dorm It was always burning Cause our desks are bigger Since the world's been turning And our couches better We didn't start the fire We didnt live in Case Dorm No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land" Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion "Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say what else do I have to say (Oh...Fuck you Martin!) CHORUS Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan "Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore South of North and East of West, East dorm is the very best! CHORUS We didn't start the fire We chose to live in East Dorm But when we are gone But when we are gone Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on... It will live on, and on, and on, and on... I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I am the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, Dont give me alcohol cause it will make me feel queasy I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical I shower those who have a birthday and anyone else who I please From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; Standing on the big not so red ball I can juggle more than three I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I like to read a book in the hammock way up in the big tree I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, I can integrate a function and never forget to add C About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, After 2 a.m. I run through the courtyard, streaking in the nude With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I can solve every puzzle most noteably the rubix cube ALL: ALL: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. We can solve every puzzle, most noteably the rubix cube With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. We can solve every puzzle, most noteably the rubix cube With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. We can solve every puzzle, most noteably the rubix cube SOLO: I'm very good at integral and differential calculus; I never wear my shoes because I prefer to walk in bare feet I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: My friends live in Time Suck, Hypercube, and Scandel Suite In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I stay up and study on the couches till way after three I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I am the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie ALL: ALL: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, We stay up to study on the couches till way after three He is the very model of a modern Major-General. We are the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie GENERAL: I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's; I go to the lab each night with my friends to play the game star crack I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, Or sit at my computer and send lots of e-mail to Schmack I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus, I can program in C and Java and I know how to hack In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous; For all the puzzles sitting in the lounge Ive really got a knack I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies, I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes! Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, I make sure that in the East Dorm lounge theres never any porn And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Cause in all of Harvey Mudd I live in the very best dorm ALL: And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Cause in all of Harvey Mudd were living in the very best dorm And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Cause in all of Harvey Mudd were living in the very best dorm And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Cause in all of Harvey Mudd were living in the very best dorm GENERAL: Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, Every Saturday at midnight we go down to play ITR games And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform: One of us is the mad killer but we dont know who we should blame In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, So we chase each other with duct tape daggers down at AC I am the very model of a modern Major-General. We are the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie ALL: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, So we chase each other with duct tape daggers down at AC He is the very model of a modern Major-General. We are the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie GENERAL: In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin", When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat", When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, I spend all my time playing smash brothers in G63 When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery-- I like to integrate many things especially fluffy bunnys In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy, I always dress up drag and enter the beauty paegent for SWE You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. Im proud that all the other dorms say I am really nerdy ALL: You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. Were proud that all the other dorms say we are really nerdy You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. Were proud that all the other dorms say we are really nerdy You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. Were proud that all the other dorms say we are really nerdy GENERAL: For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. ALL: But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, He is the very model of a modern Major-General. Tubthumbing Little old Lady from Pasedena East Side Story My Girl We Built this city Last Kiss Rock around the clock Summer of 69 Old time rockroll Down of the corner Walking in Claremont YMCA Semi-charmed life Hotel California *I will survive *500 miles Real Word *Blowing in the wind Girls just wanna have fun Ironic 0! = 1 x^0 = 1 # of evens = # of integers I think Im paranoid My girl The Joker twelve, plus a gross, plus a score (7) plus three times square root of 4 divided by seven times 5 times eleven equals 9 squared and not a bit more The integral 3 times 3 3 t squared, and plus 2 t t-squared, t times nine plus t cubed , and I cant rhyme But at last dont forget to add C When the Delta ts nearly 1 over infinity Of sigma of t integrate from a to b of the function t dt. It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena Its the little old college in Pasadena It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena Its the little old college in Pasadena Go granny, go granny, go granny go Go techies, go techies, go techies go Got a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias Go granny, go granny, go granny go But parked in her rickety old garage Is a brand new shiny red Super-Stock Dodge And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena You can see her on the street just gettin' her kicks now Go granny, go granny, go granny go With her four speed stick and her four-twenty-six now Go granny, go granny, go granny go She's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later 'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's a terror out on Coloradooulevard It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena If you see her on the street don't try to choose her Go granny, go granny, go granny go You may have a goer but you'll never lose her Go granny, go granny, go granny go The guys come to race her from miles around But she'll them a length and she'll shut 'em down And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Verse 1: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, Well, you can tell listning to this boring prof I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Its snoozing time, i must doze off Music loud and women warm. Mumbling loud, the rooms too warm I've been kicked around since I was born. How in hell am i sposed to learn And now it's all right - it's O.K. - Now its all righ, its OK And you may look the other way. Hell just look the other way Chorus: We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. We cant try to understand the electric fields effect on man whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, Whether youre a Freshman or whether youre a Senior You're stayin alive, stayin' alive. Youre stayin awake, stayin awake Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin' Your classmates are snoring, the prof is really boring and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. But were stayin awake, stayin awake Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Alive, Stayin alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin Awake, stayin awake Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin Alive........ Ah ha ha ha Stayin awake......... Verse 2: Well now, I get low and I get high Now you can tell by the bags under my eyes And if I can't get either I really try. That I was up studing way past sunrise Got the wings of heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know it's all right, I'm O.K. I'll live to see another day. Chorus Refrain: Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Caffine addiction. Somebody help me Somebody help, me, yeah. Will you inject me, yeah Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help, me, yeah. Caffine addiction, Somebody help, me, yeah Verse 1 repeat chorus refrain Stayin' Alive --- (to beginning and fade... Well, you can tell.... ) Class of 97: wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, suncreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen has been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own, meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. But never mind, you will never understand the power and the beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in twenty years, you will look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future or worry knowing that knowing that worry is just as affective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindsides you at 4 PM on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing. *Don't be reckless with other peoples' hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don't waste your time on jealously. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end, it's only with yourself. *Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. *Don't feel guilty if you don't know what to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40 year olds still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone. *Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the 'Funky Chicken' on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's. *Enjoy your body. Use it everywhere you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. *Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room. *Read the directions even if you don't follow them. *Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. *Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They are your best link to your past and the most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go. But for a precious few, you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, for the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. *Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. *Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old and when you do, youll fanaticise that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse but you'll never know when either one might run out. *Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're forty, it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of wishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen Harvey Mudd Students: Watch the Simpsons. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, the Simpsons would be it. The benefits of its satire, humor, and deep meaning have been proved by college students everywhere, whereas the rest of my advice has basis no more reliable than my own, meandering experience, and from Professor Evans sworn testimonies. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the simpleness and beauty of frosh chem. But nevermind, you will never understand the simpleness and beauty of frosh chem until its over. But trust me, in three years when youre in big E&M, youll look back at your notes and recall in a way you cant grasp now, how much free time you had and how easy it used to be. You are 15 pounds fatter than you imagine. Dont worry about the finals, or worry knowing that worring is just as effective as trying to solve a multivariable calculus problem by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your schedule are apt to be classes that you put off till your senior year. The kind that you skip lecture to sleep in an extra hour some idle Tuesday. Take one class every semester that scares you. Relax Dont be a jackass, and dont put up with people who are. Study. Don't waste your time worrying about your G.P.A. Sometimes you're doing bad, sometimes youre doing worse. The race is long and in the end, youre always behind Brag about the As you receive, forget the Ds. If you succeed in doing this, Ill shower you. Keep your old low grade notices, throw away your old phone bills. Dont stalk the women. Dont feel guilty if you dont know what your major is good for. Many successful people have graduated with a degree in chemistry; and some of the most successful people even dropped out. Get plenty of sheep. Be thankful for the gods of partial credit and for the CS tutors, youll miss them when theyre gone. Maybe you'll graduatate, maybe youll drop out. Maybe you'll ITR, maybe you wont. Maybe you'll go to grad school, maybe you'll dance the 'Funky Chicken' after getting your dissertation. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your grades are half chance. So are everybody else's. ***Watch the Simpsons. Anytime you can. Dont let down if others want to watch Star Trek, the X-files, or the Superbowl. Its the greatest t.v. show youll ever see. Juggle. Even if you have nowhere to do it but your own Dorm Courtyard Go to lectures, even if you dont pay attention Do not watch porn in the lounge, it will only make you feel ugly Call your parents at least once a month. You never know when youll need an extra credit card. Be nice to your roommates. And remember, not on their stuff. ???Understand that friends come and go. But for a precious few, you should hold on.??? Work hard to bridge the gaps between dorms and classes, for the older you get, the more likely you are too move out to Case or Linde. Accept certain inalienable truths: Stems will suck, freshmen will be swooped, and you too will get sleep dep, and when you do, youll fantasize that when you were in high school, classes were easy, the ratio was lower, and you got 8 hours of sleep a night. Get 8 hours of sleep each night. Dont expect caffine to support you. Maybe youll drink coffee at Platt, maybe youll take caffine pills, but youll never know when either one might run out. Take a class at Pitzer once, but leave before it makes you bored. Take a class at Pomona once, but leave before it makes you bored. Travel, off campus. Dont eat too much Platt food, or by the time youre twenty, youll look 40. Be careful whose advice you buy. Some people will tell you that theyve caught a kobalt, others will swear that Harvey Mudd is a gateway to the underworld. But trust me on the Simpsons. E = mc^2 F is ma young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town there's no need to be unhappy. young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find many ways to have a good time. it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. they have everything for you men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys ... it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal, you can do whatever you feel ... young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. but you got to know this one thing! no man does it all by himself. I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, and just go there, to the y.m.c.a. I'm sure they can help you today. it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. they have everything for you men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys ... it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal, you can do whatever you feel ... young man, I was once in your shoes. I said, I was down and out with the blues. I felt no man cared if I were alive. I felt the whole world was so tight ... that's when someone came up to me, and said, young man, take a walk up the street. there's a place there called the y.m.c.a. they can start you back on your way. it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. they have everything for you men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys ... y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a. young man, young man, there's no need to feel down. young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a. young man, young man, there's no need to feel down. young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a. young man, young man, are you listening to me? young man, young man, what do you wanna be? Early in the evenin' just about supper time, Over by the courthouse they're starting to unwind. Four kids on the corner trying to bring you up. Willy picks a tune out and he blows it on the harp. CHORUS: Down On The Corner, out in the street, Down at East Dorm, South of North and East of West Willy and the Poorboys are playin'; The jugglers do the shower Bring a nickel; tap your feet. And go right into Mills Mess Rooster hits the washboard and people just got to smile, Right then out of nowhere, a game of crack begins Blinky, thumps the gut bass and solos for a while. One side takes a bishop and looks like they will win Poorboy twangs the rhythm out on his kalamazoo. Over on the chess board, they fork the king and queen Willy goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo. But the checker double jumps and its looking real mean CHORUS CHORUS You don't need a penny just to hang around, You dont need permissions just to hang around But if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down? You can stay up in the thrid floor Over on the corner there's a happy noise. People come from all around to watch the magic boy. CHORUS CHORUS CHORUS evenin' Just about suppertime Over by the courthouse They're starting to unwind Four kids on the cor Chorus: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The food, the food, the food is Platt matter The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The food, the food, the food is Platt matter The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The food, the food, the food is Platt matter We don't need no water let the Motherfucker burn, We dont like to eat it cause its made out of rubber, burn Motherfucker, burn. and it was cooked last week Hello my name is "Jimmy Pop" and I'm a dumb White guy Hello Im a Harvey Mudder and Im a real nerd I'm not "old" or "new" but "middle" school But this food is slowly killing me, Fifth grade like "Jr. High" Tastes like its made of terds. I don't know MoFo y'all peeps be bugging I wanna transfer to Pitzer where the foods givin' props to my ho cause she's fly real and therefore much more prefered But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat Cause Im getting fatter cause living on Platt matter known as "Kid Funky Fry" Is really quite absurd Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye Platt matter is the basic form of matter in the universe But if I crashed into "Uranus" I would stick it where the sun don't shine Its delivered in large metal bins where heat radiation is immersed 'Cause I'm kinda like Han Solo always stroking my own "Wookie" Years ago it was much better but now Airmart has laid its curse I'm the root to all that's evil yeah but you can call me "Cookie" McDonalds has better food cause food twice leftover is the worst CHORUS CHORUS Yo, yo Yo, yo This "Hardcore Ghetto Gangster" thing does take a lot of practice Airmart stopped serving juice at all meals cause they are really cheap I'm not Black like Barry White though I am White like Frank Black is Now theyve charged us more for the food but lowered the quality So if Man is "5" and the Devil is "6", then that must make me "7" They forget to cook it, at a temperature, so people are suffering This Honkey's gone to Heaven from Samonella poisening But if I go to Hell, well then I hope I burn well If I could only tell, what is that awful smell I'll spend my days with JFK, Marvin Gaye, It could be mashed potateos, which are made Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk by adding water and stirring well and Kurth Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimmi Hendrix's poltergeist the gravy, was cooked, at Frarie, and the pops all watered down And Webster, yeah, Emmanuel Lewis, 'cause he's the "Anti-Christ" the eggs are instant, the bacon singed, and they burnt the hash browns CHORUS Everybody here we go(ooh, ooh) Come on Pary People(ooh, ooh) Come on Harvey Mudders(ooh, ooh) Throw your hands in the air(ooh, ooh) Lets throw some napkin balls Come on Party People(ooh,ooh) Come on Harvey Mudders(ooh, ooh) Wave 'em like ya don't care(ooh,ooh) Come on Party People(ooh,ooh) Come on Harvey Mudders(ooh, ooh) Everybody say "Ho"(ooh,ooh) Come on Pary People(ooh,ooh) Come on Harvey Mudders(ooh, ooh) Everybody here we go(ooh,ooh)...(repeat and fade) 500 Miles When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you But I would walk 500 miles But I would work 500 hours And I would walk 500 more And I would come to every class Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles Just to avoid another low grade notice and To fall down at your door To try to get a pass When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you And when the money comes in for the work I'll do I'll pass almost every penny on to you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles To fall down at your door When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles To fall down at your door When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream Dream about the time when I'm with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles To fall down at your door Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me a Some call me the gangster of love Some say that Im way to nerdy Some people call me Maurice Some people call me Cause I speak of the pompitous of love Cause I integrate fluffy bunnies People talk about me, baby Grad schools talk about us, also Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong Say were the brighest, in the nation Well, don't you worry baby Don't worry Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home Cause I'm a picker Im a Mudder I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I do my homework in the sun I'm a joker Im a chemist I'm a smoker A physicist I'm a midnight toker And a biologist I sure don't want to hurt no one Living as a Californian You're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one Wooo Woooo People keep talking about me baby They say I'm doin' you wrong Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama Cause I'm right here at home You're the cutest thing I ever did see Really love your peaches want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Come on baby and I'll show you a good time You can look but you can't touch You can teach but I wont get it I don't think I like you much Sit in class and sleep a bit Heaven knows what a girl can do Heaven knows why this is so hard Heaven knows what you've got to prove Heaven knows if Ill ITR I think I'm paranoid and complicated I think Im paranoid and sleep deprived I think I'm paranoid, manipulate it I think Im paranoid, trying to stay alive Bend me break me Take notes, study Anyway you need me Done means I get a D All I want is you Thats my only goal Bend me break me Breaking down is easy All I want is you I fall down just to give you a thrill I Prop me up with another pill Wake me up with a caffine pill If I should fail, if I should fold If I should fail, if I should flunk I nailed my faith to the sticking pole Then pack my bags in the car trunk I think I'm paranoid, manipulate it I think Im paranoid and sleep deprived I think I'm paranoid, too complicated I think Im paranoid, trying to stay alive Bend me break me Anyway you need me All I want is you Bend me break me Breaking down is easy All I want is you I think I'm paranoid I think I'm paranoid Bend me break me Take notes, study Anyway you need me Hang with friends and smoke weed All I want is you Get a little high Bend me break me Breaking down is easy All I want is you Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me Maim me, tame me, you can never change me Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me Bend me break me Anyway you need me As long as I want you baby it's alright Bend me break me Anyway you need me As long as I want you baby it's alright An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic...don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day Its mercury, in a liquid state It's a free ride when you've already paid Its how water is an acid or base It's the good advice that you just didn't take Its sulfurs octet, has way more than 8 Who would've thought...it figures Who wouldve thought...it figures Mister Play It Safe was afraid to fly Take water, even deionized He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye Has hydronium, and still hydroxide He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic...don't you think *Repeat chorus* Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wring and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic...don't you think A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think *Repeat Chorus* Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out Real World I wonder what it's like to be the rainmaker I wonder what its like if strings were really massless I wonder what it's like to know that I made the rain I wonder whats its like if pulleys had no friction I'd store it in boxes with little yellow tags on everyone Its best to ignore these annoying Complications And you can come and see them when I'm...done, when I'm done And it really helps when we make...calculations I wonder what it's like to be a super hero I wonder whats its like without air resistense I wonder where I'd go if I could fly around downtown I wonder what would happen without drag forces From some other planet, I get this funky high on yellow sun Itll work out just perfect, thered be no terminal velocity Boy I bet my friends will be...stunned, they're stunned Doing all the math would be...easy, its easy (Chorus) Yeah, Straight up, what did you hope to learn about here Yeah, If I were someone else, would this all fall apart Strange, where were you, when we started this gig, I wish the real world, would just stop hassling me I wish the real world, would just stop hassling me I wonder what it's like to be the head honcho I wonder what I'd do if they all did just what I said I'd shout out an order, I think we're out of this man get me some Boy don't make me wanna change my...tone, my tone (Chorus) Please don't change, please don't break The only thing that seems to work at all is you Please don't change, at all from me To you, and you to me (Chorus) STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN STAIRWAY FROM BECKMAN There's a lady who's sure There a Mudder who knows All that glitters is gold When a lectures a bore And she's buying a stairway to heaven And shes leaving the stairway from Beckman When she gets there she knows When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed Students eyes are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Theyre missing the class they all paid for Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh, Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven And shes leaving the stairway from Beckman There's a sign on the wall There are notes on the board But she wants to be sure Telling what is in store 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings Cause you know itll be on the midterm In a tree by the brook *In the front of the hall There's a songbird who sings Theres a prof who knows all Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven And hes teaches though no one is listening Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me tired Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me tired There's a feeling I get My class in discrete When I look to the west Nearly puts me to sleep And my spirit is crying for leaving And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen In my thoughts I have seen Rings of smoke through the trees Hundreds of daydreams And the voices of those who stand looking At many places where Id rather be Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me tired Ooh, it really makes me wonder Ooh, it really makes me tired And it's whispered that soon And its rumored that soon If we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn For those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter Ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh hoh If there's a bustle in your hedgerow If theres a letter in your mailbox Don't be alarmed now From one of your profs It's just a spring clean for the May-Queen Its just another low grade notice Yes, there are two paths you can go by Yes, its likely that you will not pass But in the long run But in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on Theres still time to change the grade you have And it makes me wonder And it makes me tired Ahhh, hoh-hoh Your head is humming and it won't go In case you don't know Because you dont know The piper's calling you to join him ITRs calling you to join them Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow And did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind (Guitar Solo) And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How ev'rything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all are one and one is all, yeah-ee-yeah To be a rock and not to roll And she's buying a stairway to heaven And shes leaving the stairway from Beckman Imagine Imagine there's no heaven Imagine theres no friction It's easy if you try Its easy if you hope No hell below us Never on a pulley Above us only sky Not even on a slope Imagine all the people Imagine all vehicles Living for today... Will not ever stop... Imagine there's no countries Imagine strings are massless It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace... You may say I'm a dreamer You may laugh at my assumptions But I'm not the only one But Im am just a prof I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be ashink theyre really bright And the Claremont girls are so big and buff They could beat me in a fight The Pitzer girls like liberal arts and enjoy to read and write And the Scrippie girls are so lonely there So with them we spend our nights I wish they all could be Harvey Mudders I wish they all could be Harvey Mudders I wish they all could be Harvey Mudder girls Harvey Mudd has the classes Like bio and chem and stats I dig a friendly girl who will gladly go To a romantic date at Platt Ive been all around the whole 5C and Ive seen all kinds of girls Yeah, but Id rather be back at HMC Back to the smartest girls in the world I wish they all could be Harvey Mudders I wish they all could be Harvey Mudders I wish they all could be Harvey Mudder girls Harvey Mudd has the profs who love to make us work... Where Have All the Flowers Gone? words and music by Pete Seeger Sung by Bob Dylan Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the women gone long time passing? at Harvey Mudd Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the women gone long time ago? long time ago Where have all the flowers gone? Where have all the women gone Young girls picked them, every one; To Scripps College, every one Oh, when will you ever learn, Calculus, theyll never learn Oh, when will you ever learn? Calculus, theyll never learn Where have all the young girls gone, Where have all the athletes gone long time passing? at Harvey Mudd? Where have all the young girls gone, Where have all the one Imagine no possessions Imagine theres no drag force I wonder if you can Its .... No need for greed or hunger No terminal velocity A brotherhood of man And no air resistance Imagine all the people Imagine parachuters Sharing all the world... Falling like a rock You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one Its a square wave after all Its a square wave after all Its a square wave after all Its a square square wave Its got one small peak and a little trough Its only values are on and off We are the jugglers who cant do anything We go to festivals, and do three balls And if you ask us, if we do anything Well just tell you...we cant do anything. Well, Ive never juggled Mills Mess And Ive never done the yo-yo And Ive never done a passing pattern with any of my friends And Ive never done the shuffle And Ive never crossed my arms twice And Ive never juggled Rubensteins Revenge Cause were the jugglers who cant do anything we go to festivals, and do three balls And if you ask us, if we do anything Well just tell you...we cant do anything And Ive never done a shower And Ive never done Burkes Barrage And Ive never juggled by bouncing the balls off the floor And Ive never done a back cross And Ive never done a chin trap And weve never juggled any more than four Yes, were the jugglers who cant do anything We go to festivals, and do three balls And if you ask us if we did anything Well just tell you...we cant do anything Oh, Ive never done a neck catch And Ive never done reverse chops And Ive never done a split or a stacked multiplex And Ive never done a kick-up And Ive never done a siteswap And Ive never done a 3-up piroutte Yes, were the jugglers who cant do anything We go to festivals, and do three balls And if you ask us if we did anything Well just tell you...we dont do anything And Ive never done Bostons Mess in the Fall ...and weve never ever dropped a single ball EDSP red dwarfCause we dont need combosOn all our lounge doors...Ill use it on all my exams at schoolI need my oul Its like doing math, ingl Still like that old time slidingHarvey Mudd Students: You dont need sunscreen. 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