ࡱ> ,.+a bjbjjj .?b?b `bbbbbb$``0P3TL0sTssH""sB ^:  Rational Humorous Songs: Lyrics written by Dr Albert Ellis. GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH. ( Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic, by Julia Ward Howe. ) Mine eyes have seen the glory of relationships that glow And then falter by the wayside as love passions come and go ! Oh, Ive heard of great romances Where there is no slightest lull But I am skeptical ! Glory Glory Hallelujah ! People love ya till they screw ya ! If youd lessen how they do ya Then dont expect they wont ! Glory Glory Hallelujah ! People cheer ya then pooh-pooh ya ! If youd soften how they screw ya ! Then Dont Expect They Wont ! LOVE, OH LOVE ME, ONLY ME. ( Tune: Yankee Doodle Dandy,by George M. Cohan. ) Love, oh love me, only me, or I will die without you ! Oh make your love a guarantee, so I can never doubt you ! Love me, love me totally really really try dear But if you demand love too, Ill hate you till I die dear ! Love, oh love me, all the time, quite thoroughly and wholly ! My total life is slushy slime unless you love me solely. Love me with great tenderness, with no ifs or buts dear If you love me some what less, Ill hate your goddamned guts dear ! PERFECT RATIONALITY. ( Tune: Funiculi, Funicula, by Luigi Denza. ) Some think the world must have a right direction And so do I ! And so do I ! Some think that with the slightest imperfection They cant get by, and so do I ! For I, I have to prove Im superhuman, And better far than people are ! To show I have miraculous acumen And always rate among the great ! Perfect, perfect rationality Is, of course, the only thing for me! How can I ever be so free And still exist quite fallibly ? Rationality must be a perfect thing for me ! Copyright: Dr Debbie Joffe Ellis. @ABY   # $ g Խϸԫ h{Mh{M h{M5hbhgE5 hgE5hWhW5 hb5 ht`5 h-g5 hW5 h&>5ht5CJ aJ h'5CJ aJ h'h'5CJ aJ h'ABZ 0 S h $ H g h & X E   P q C^,1h/ =!"#$% s2&6FVfv2(&6FVfv&6FVfv&6FVfv&6FVfv&6FVfv&6FVfv8XV~ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@ 0@_HmH nH sH tH @`@ NormalCJ_HaJmH sH tH DA D Default Paragraph FontRiR  Table Normal4 l4a (k (No List PK![Content_Types].xmlN0EH-J@%ǎǢ|ș$زULTB l,3;rØJB+$G]7O٭Vc:E3v@P~Ds |w<v   8@0(  B S  ?bbhh9*urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttagsplace8*urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttagsCity HMns  !CEHNAB  gh  %  bg!'&>gE{M