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Song: ROCKING ALL OVER THE WORLD All: Ah here we are and here we are and here we go All aboard and we're hitting the road Here we go, rockin' all over the world Ah giddy-up and giddy-up and get away We're going crazy and we're going today Here we go, rockin' all over the world And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it I li-li-like it, li-li-like Here we go, rockin' all over the world I'm gonna tell your mama what you're gonna do Come on out with your dancing shoes Here we go, rockin' all over the world And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it I li-li-like it, li-li-like Here we go, rockin' all over the world And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it I li-li-like it, li-li-like Here we go, rockin' all over the world And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it I li-li-like it, li-li-like Here we go, rockin' all over the world Scene 1: Goldilocks and the contest Stallholder: Roll up! ROLL UP! Girls, who can flick their hair the most. Girl 1 (preferably a boy): Oh, oh! I could do it, oh pleasse! Mither Theffield. Girl 2: Im so gonna win this Im like on all the magazines right. Init Goldilocks: Ok, ok. I could do this, so why am I just standing here? Should I do it? Audience: Yeah! God: I am God. You should have a go, Goldilocks. Goldilocks: Oi! Dont call me that! Stall holder: Ok girls, take you positions on the track. When the gun fires you are off. Ready, set, go. (Long pause) Ive run out of blanks, Ill have to use this one. (He/She shoots, and kills someone) Oh my great aunt Griselda! (The girls run to the finish line, in slow mo. Chariots of fire music. Girl 1s wig falls off as they push each other away to get to the finish line. Goldilocks is first.) Goldilocks: Wow! Look I win! Girl 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Girl 2: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Stall holder: I think we have a winner! Hello little child. Whats your name? Goldilocks: Why should I tell you? Stall holder: Fine! Youve just won! Goldilocks: So wheres my prize? Stall holder: Youve got 5 to choose from. Pick 2. Goldilocks: Ok. What shall I do? Audience: (shouting numbers) Goldilocks: 4 and 1 please. Stall holder: Look at one of them. Goldilocks: Oh! Number one is a pair of heelies! (Clapping) Stall holder: Now you have the choice, 4 or 1? Goldilocks: Why cant I look at number 4? Stall holder: Its the rules. 4 or 1? Goldilocks: Ok, you lot help me? Audience: 4, 1, 4, 4,1...Ect. Goldilocks: I am a bit of a gambler. No. 4 please. Stall holder: (Gasp) Read it! Goldilocks: A cottage. Oh my gosh! My mum will be so proud of me! (Bear 1 enter) Bear: I know, Im not going to kill her yet. Has she picked number 4? Audience: Yes/No. Bear: Merci or Danker as the Germans say it! Scene 2: The cottage Goldilocks: Ok, so this is it. Looks old. Is anyone here dya think? Im sure someone owns this or it wouldnt say: Home of Bear Family. Go away. Have I been stitched up? Good, is there someone behind me? Good, lets go! Bear 1: from backstage- GO AWAY! Cant you read. Whats your name child? Goldilocks: Goldilocks. Bear 1: Why? Come on in child! Audience: BOO! HISS Bear 2: You have five tasks. And you have been stitched up. Choose your first task. Goldilocks: Not more numbers. Which one? 5, 3, 2? Ill go with 1 first Mr. Bear. Bear 2: Good. Choose a friend on a Web Cam to help you. Goldilocks: Oh Ill choose my best friend, Olivia! Bear 2: You and Olivia have thirty seconds to eat porridge. Goodbye! Bear 3: Goodbye! Track 3: Falling sounds Bear 2: Your porridge is on the table. You have thirty seconds. Oh and call me agent bear! Track 4: Clock tick. Goldilocks: This looks fairly straight forward! Olivia: Lets eat. (Its curry flavour. Goldilocks and Olivia jump up and down because the curry is so hot.) Olivia: Its really hot Goldilocks: Cmon lets finish the bowl, Ive got some water! (They finish it in time) Track 5: Falling sounds two. Scene 3: The Second task Goldilocks: Im back, wheres Olivia? Bear 3: Shes come with me! Bear 1: Back home. Now your second task. Pick a number. Goldilocks: Ok, Ill choose Number 3, and Ill pick my Dad. Over there (point) Bear 1: Your first instruction is to pick a TV programme. Goldilocks: Something Policy. Your good with that stuff! Everyone: THE BILL! THE BILL! THE BILL! THE BILL! Dad: Ok, the bill. Track 6: Falling sounds one. Track 7: The Bill theme. Bear 1: Ok. Your first task is to pick a character. Goldilocks: Ill be a police officer. Dad: Bear 1: Good. Now Ill leave you to it. Goldilocks: But what do we do? PC Mayers: You two can go to the field with the forensics. Try and get some evidence. Goldilocks: Ok. Just act natural. Cmon you lot to the field. Goldilocks: We just have to search the field. Easy? (They search.) Goldilocks: Nothing? Dad: No. Forensic: Look PC Goldie, Martins just been killed! There he is! Goldilocks: Arrest him Dad! (Dad arrests) Track 8: Falling sounds two Scene 4: The third and fourth task Bear 3: Well done! Next task. Pick a number. Goldilocks: Ok number 5, please. Bear 3: This one you have to do on your own. Track 9: Falling sounds one Track 10 Ive got some falling to do George: In an airplane, I was flying. Just a flight attendant guy. I can be clumsy, and I stumbled out the door, into the sky. Now I am falling through the air. Wind and regret flow through my hair. All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean. Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up. It's the Angel of Death, and he says "Wazzup?" I say, "What is it this time?" And he's like "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell." He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut. So I snicker and say, "I'd love to, but gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do." I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new. I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true. This is boring... Yes, I'm falling, but it's taking quite a while. My destination is impending. Might as well go out in style. I put my arms out to the skies, whistle a tune and close my eyes, trying to briefly realize perpetual motion. Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea, and with total precision they lasso me. It's a monstrous squid and he saved my life, but I am too freaked out to be nice. So I tell him the truth, that I'd rather fall. No offense but at least it's predictable. Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do. I'm probably gonna die, but it's something new. I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true. Bear 3: Your next task involves running so get on the track and Ill count down from 3 ok? 1, 1, 1, GO! Track 11: Grandstand Goldilocks: This is hard work. Wonder when I get to stop. I usually do this with my I-pod. I wonder which number I should pick next. I really enjoyed the TV one. I want to do that again with someone else. Im stopping. Bear 3: Not good enough. Only two minutes! Now, footie! When your ready, 5, 5, 5, 4! Track 12: Match of the day Track 13: Falling sounds two Bear 2: Well done, now. Your next task... Goldilocks: Yes, yes. Number 2 please and Ill do it with my Nanny, please. Track 14: Falling sounds one Host: Hello and welcome to the Geography quiz! I say the capital you say the country. Simple! Get 10 right to win OK 1. Budapest. 2. Bern 3. Beirut 4. Jerusalem 5. Nuuk 6. Canberra 7. San Jose 8. Bangkok 9. Tunis 10. Nicosia (Answers: 1 Hungary 2 Switzerland 3 Lebanon 4 Israel 5 Greenland 6 Australia 7 Costa Rica 8 Thailand 9 Tunisia 10 Cyprus) Way! You win! Goldilocks: Yes! Thank you Nanny! Track 15: Falling sounds two Scene 5: The last task Bear 1: Good work Goldilocks. Bear 3: Yes youve done extremely well Bear 2: But theres one more task. Number 4. Track 16: One more time One more time Let's do it again Show no shame, just call my name One more time Again and again Don't you want to play my game? You spin me round and round and Turn me upside down You put a spell on me and Hit me to the feeling One more time Let's do it again Show no shame, just call my name One more time Again and again Don't you want to play my game? Play me, play me baby Play me, show me what you got Come play me Play me baby Play me, don't stop don't stop. Play me, play me baby Play me, show me what you got Come play me Play me baby Play me, don't stop don't stop Do it just do it Do it just do it Do it just do it Do it just do it, Just do it one more time! Bear 1: Complete the assault course and we will set you free. GO! Track 17: Scary Music Goldilocks: EE! AA! Yes! Ive made it! Track 18: THE SWEET ESCAPE If I could escape I would but first of all let me say I must apologize for actin, thinkin, treatin you this way Cuz Ive been actin like sour milk fell on the floor Its your fault you didnt shut the refrigerator Maybe that is the reason Ive been actin so cold chorus: If I could escape And re-create a place in my own world And I could be your favourite girl Forever perfectly together Tell me boy, now wouldnt that be sweet If I could be sweet I know Ive been a real bad girl I didnt mean for you to get hurt Forever we can make it better Tell me boy, now wouldnt that be sweet Sweet escape, sweet escape Akon: I wanna get away to our sweet escape I wanna get away! Yeah You let me down, Im at my lowest boiling point Come help me out I need to get me outta this joint Cmon lets bounce, countin on you to turn me around Instead of clownin around for some common ground And times I a little crazy I am I a little lazy Waitin on you to come save me I can see that youre angry by the way that you treat me Hopefully you dont leave me, wanna take you with me chorus x 1 If I could escape if I could escape Cuz Ive been actin like sour milk fell on the floor Its your fault you didnt shut the refrigerator Maybe that is the reason Ive been actin so cold Narrator: But you cant say Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers Goldilocks: But you cant say Suzie sitting in a shoe shine shop, all day long she shines and sits. All day long she sits and shines. Suzie, suzie! Head: And? Its time for the curtain call! 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