ࡱ>            q g| bjbjt+t+ -AAGx ]88dd $(    Mi "#$$&J##TTTT(  TT  {/4qѿ,( ACT NATURALLY They're gonna put me in the movies, They're gonna make a big star outta me, Well make a film about a man thats sad and lonely, And all I gotta do is act naturally. Well I bet you I'm gonna be a big star, Might win an Oscar, you can never tell, The movies gonna make me a big star, 'Cause I can play the part so well. Well I hope youll come and see me in the movies, Then I know you will plainly see, The biggest fool that ever hit the big time, And all I gotta do is act naturally. We'll make the scene about a man that's sad and lonely, And begging down upon his bended knee, I'll play the part and I won't need rehearsing, And all I have to do is act naturally. Well I bet you I'm gonna be a big star, Might win an Oscar, you can never tell, The movies gonna make me a big star, 'Cause I can play the part so well. AFTER MIDNIGHT After midnight, we gonna let it all hang out, After midnight, we gonna shake it up and shout,`\ We gonna stimulate some action, We gonna get some satisfaction, We gonna find out what it's all about, After midnight, we gonna let it all hang out. After midnight, were gonna shake your tambourine, After midnight, it's all gonna be peaches and cream, We gonna cause talk and suspicion, Were gonna give an exhibition, Were gonna find out what it's all about, After midnight, we gonna let it all hang out. We gonna cause talk and suspicion, Were gonna give an exhibition, Were gonna find out what it's all about, After midnight, we gonna let it all hang out. AGAINST ALL ODDS How can I just let you walk away, Just let you leave without a trace, When I stand here, Taking every breath with you ooh, Youre the only one who really knew me at all. How can you just walk away from me, When all I can do is watch you leave, Cause we shared the laughter and the pain, And even shared the tears, Youre the only one who really knew me at all, So take a look at me now, Theres just an empty space, And theres nothing left here to remind me, Just the memory of your face. Well take a look at me now, Cause theres just an empty space, And you coming back to me is against the odds, And thats what Ive got to face. I wish I could just make you turn around, Turn around and see me cry, Theres so much I need to say to you, So many reasons why, Youre the only one who really knew me at all. So take a look at me now, Theres just an empty space, And theres nothing left here to remind me, Just the memory of your face. Well take a look at me now, Cause theres just an empty space, And you coming back to me is against the odds, And thats what Ive got to face. But to wait for you is all I can do, And thats what Ive got to face, Take a good look at me now, Cause Ill still be standing here, And you coming back to me is against all odds, Its the chance Ive got to take, Take a look at me now. AINT NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING Aint nothing like the real thing baby, Aint nothing like the real thing. Aint nothing like the real thing baby, Aint nothing like the real thing. Ooh baby ooh, I got your picture hanging on the wall, But it cant see or come to me when I call your name, I realise its just a picture inside a frame, I read your letters when youre not near, But they dont move me and they dont groove me, Like when I hear your sweet voice whispering in my ear. Aint nothing like the real thing baby, Aint nothing like the real thing, Aint nothing like the real thing baby, Aint nothing like the real thing. I play this game of fantasy, I pretend that Im not in reality, I need the shelter of your arms to comfort me, No other sound is quite the same as your name, No touch can do half as much to make me feel better, So lets stay together. Aint nothing like the real thing baby, Aint nothing like the real thing, Aint nothing like the real thing baby, Aint nothing like the real thing. Ive got some memories , To look back on though they help, When you phone Im well aware, Nothing can take the place, Of you being there, So glad weve got the real thing baby. Aint nothing like the real thing baby, Aint nothing like the real thing, Aint nothing like the real thing baby, Aint nothing like the real thing. AIN'T SHE SWEET Oh, ain't she sweet, I see her walking down the street, Yes, I ask you very confidentially, ain't she sweet. Oh, ain't she nice, well look her over once or twice, Yes, I ask you very confidentially, ain't she nice. Just cast an eye in her direction , oh me, oh my, ain't that perfection. Oh, I repeat, well don't you think that's kinda neat, Yes, I ask you very confidentially, ain't she sweet. Just cast an eye in her direction, oh me, oh my, ain't that perfection. Oh, ain't she sweet, I see her walking down the street, Yes, I ask you very confidentially, ain't she sweet. Oh, ain't she nice well look her over once or twice, Yes, I ask you very confidentially ain't she nice. Just cast an eye in her direction oh me, oh my, ain't that perfection. Oh, I repeat, well don't you think that's kinda neat, Yes, I ask you very confidentially ain't she sweet . Just cast an eye in her direction oh me, oh my, ain't that perfection. Oh, ain't she sweet, I see her walking down the street, Yes, I ask you very confidentially, ain't she sweet. AINT THAT A SHAME You made me cry, When you said goodbye, Aint that a shame my tears fell like rain, Aint that a shame youre the one to blame. You broke my heart , When you said wed part, Aint that a shame my tears fell like rain, Aint that a shame youre the one to blame. Oh well goodbye, Although I cry, Aint that a shame my tears fell like rain, Aint that a shame youre the one to blame. You made me cry, When you said goodbye, Aint that a shame my tears fell like rain, Aint that a shame youre the one to blame. Oh well goodbye, Although I cry, Aint that a shame my tears fell like rain, Aint that a shame youre the one to blame. You made me cry, When you said goodbye, Aint that a shame my tears fell like rain, Aint that a shame youre the one to blame. ALI'S GEBURTSTAG LIED Ali's neundzwangst etz! Di ganze Zaid gibds blous an Schdress, Ka Uarlaub mehr, und allas hie, Laud Griesn, ouwi, ouwi. Ich waas ned, anner had gsachd, Schdress und Griesn fian blous ins Groob, Kumm Ali, mach widd a Schbass, Wir dringn nu Mous. Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Ka Lebm lang. Kumm Ali, schau ned su schdier, Dar Jggi is gor, dei Pils is sau, Trink Englisch Bei 'n Whisky too, Hr Englisch music, die Stones und Who. Ade zu Griesn, Tschs zum Schdress, In Rainbow der Gaudi's best, Komme Ali und wink a mol, Und trink dei Seidlar gor. Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Ka Lebm lang. Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Schdress, Ka Lebm lang. ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER There must be some way out of here, Said the joker to the thief, There is too much confusion, I can't get no relief. Businessmen there drink my wine, Ploughmen dig my earth, None of them along the line, Know what any of it is worth. No reason to get excited, The thief he later spoke, There are many here amongst us, Who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I we've been through that, And this is not our fate, So let us not talk falsely now, The hour is getting late. All along the watchtower, Princess kept her view, While all the people came and went, Barefoot servants too. Outside in the cold distance, A wild cat did growl, Two riders were approaching, And the wind began to howl. ALL I SEE Saw you, that was all I had to see Wanted you, had to have you next to me From that moment, I knew that you'd be all I'll ever need And there's a place inside my heart nobody's ever touched before And when I found you I found all that I've been searching for You turned my world around All I know is that it feels like forever All I know is I love the way it feels All I see is how good we are together And I never want to see it slip away I'll never let you go Hold me love as you've rushed to me Stay with me let's put our hearts in the hands of fate Time will tell us if what we've got was worth the wait And there's a fire that's been burning deep inside of me And I don't need nobody else 'cause now you're here with me You turned my world around I might have never met you in another time or place Now I never could forget you I can never walk away It's all right with love 'Cause there's a place inside my heart nobody's ever touched before And when I found you I found all that I've been searching for You turned my world around All I know is that it feels like forever All I know is I love the way it feels All I see is how good we are together And I never want to see it slip away I'll never let you go All I know is that it feels like forever All I know is I love the way it feels All I see is how good we are together And I never want to see it slip away I'll never let you go ALL RIGHT NOW There she stood in the street Smiling from her head to her feet I said hey what is this now baby maybe Maybe she's in need of a kiss I said hey what's your name baby Maybe we can see things the same Now don't you wait or hesitate Let's move before they raise the parking rate All right now baby it's a all right now All right now baby it's a all right now Let me tell you now I took her home to my place Watching every move on her face She said look what's your game now baby Are you trying to put me to shame I said slow don't go so fast Don't you think that love will last She said love lord above Now you're trying to trick me in love All right now baby it's a all right now All right now baby it's a all right now All right now baby it's a all right now All right now baby it's a all right now ALL SHOOK UP Well bless a my soul whats a wrong with me I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree My friends say I'm acting wild as a bug I'm in love I'm all shook up Uhum hum hum yeah yeah Well my hands are shaking and my knees are weak I can't seem to stand on my own two feet Who do you think of when you have such luck I'm in love I'm all shook up Uhum hum hum yeah yeah Well please don't ask me whats a on my mind I'm a little mixed up but I'm feeling fine When I meet a girl that I love the best My heart beats so it scares me to death When she touched my hand what a chill I got Her lips are like a volcano that's hot And I'm proud to say that she's my buttercup I'm in love I'm all shook up Uhum hum hum yeah yeah My tongue gets tired when I try to speak My insides shaking like a leaf on a tree There's only one cure for this body of mine That's to have that girl that I love so fine When she touched my hand what a chill I got Her lips are like a volcano that's hot And I'm proud to say that she's my buttercup I'm in love I'm all shook up Uhum hum hum yeah yeah Uhum hum hum yeah yeah I'm all shook up ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE Love, love, love Love, love, love Love, love, love Love is all you need There's nothing you can do that can't be done Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game. It's easy ... There's nothing you can make that can't be made. No one you can save that can't be saved Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be in time. It's easy ... All you need is love All you need is love All you need is love, love Love is all you need Love, love, love Love, love, love Love, love, love Love is all you need All you need is love All you need is love All you need is love, love Love is all you need There's nothing you can know that isn't known. Nothing you can see that isn't shown. Nowhere you can be, that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy ... All you need is love All you need is love All you need is love, love Love is all you need x3 ALL YOU LOVING All your loving is loving all your kissing is kissing All your loving is loving all your kissing is kissing Before I met you baby I never knew what I was missing All your loving pretty baby that I got in store for you All your loving pretty baby that I got in store for you When I say I love you baby gotta say you love me too All your loving pretty baby that I got in store for you All your loving pretty baby that I got in store for you When I say I love you baby gotta say you love me too All your loving pretty baby all your loving pretty baby All your loving pretty baby all your loving pretty baby Before I met you baby I never knew what I was missing All your loving pretty baby all your loving pretty baby All your loving pretty baby all your loving pretty baby Before I met you baby I never knew what I was missing ALLENTOWN Well we're living here in Allentown And they're closing all the factories down Out in Bethlehem they're killing time Filling out forms, standing in line Well our fathers fought the second world war Spent their weekends on the Jersey shore Met our mothers in the USO Asked them to dance, danced with them slow And we're living here in Allentown But the restlessness was handed down And it's getting very hard to stay Well we're waiting here in Allentown For the Pennsylvania we never found For the promises our teachers gave If we worked hard, if we behaved So the graduations hang on the wall But they never really helped us at all No they never taught us what was real Iron and coke, chromium steel And we're waiting here in Allentown But they've taken all the coal from the ground And the union people crawled away Every child had a pretty good shot To get at least as far as their old man got But something happened on the way to that place They threw an American flag in our face Well I'm living here in Allentown And it's hard to keep a good man down But I won't be getting up today And it's getting very hard to stay And we're living here in Allentown AMERICAN PIE A long, long time ago I can still remember how that music used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver with every paper I'd deliver bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step And I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside the day the music died I started singing Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing, this will be the day that I die this will be the day that I die Did you write the book of love and do you have faith in god above if the Bible tells you so Now do you believe in rocknroll can the music save your mortal soul and can you teach me how to dance real slow Well, I know that you're in love with him 'cause I saw you dancing in the gym You both kicked off your shoes man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage broncing buck with a pink carnation and a pick up truck But I knew I was out of luck the day the music died I started singing Bye bye Miss American Pie ... Now, for ten years we've been on our own and moss grows fat on a rolling stone but that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he'd borrowed from James Dean and a voice that came from you and me And while the king was looking down the jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned no verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx the quartet practised in the park And we sang dirges in the dark the day the music died we were singing Bye bye Miss American Pie ... Helter Skelter in the summer swelter the birds flew off with a fallout shelter eight miles high and falling fast And as it landed on the grass the players tried for a forward pass with the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now, the half-time air was sweet perfume while the sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance but we never got the chance And as the players tried to take the field the marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed the day the music died we were singing Bye bye Miss American Pie ... And there we were all in one place a generation lost in space with no time left to start again So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candle stick 'cause fire is the devil's only friend Oh and as I watched him on the stage my hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in hell could break that Satan spell And as the flames climbed high into the night to light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight the day the music died he was singing Bye bye Miss American Pie ... I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news but she just smiled and turned away So I went down to the sacred store where I heard the music years before but the man there said the music couldn't play And on the streets the children screamed the lovers cried and the poets dreamed Not a word was spoken the church bells lay all broken And the three man I admire the most the Father, Son and Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast the day the music died and they were singing Bye bye Miss American Pie ... x2 AMPHETAMINE ANNIE I wanna tell you all a story About this chick I know They call her Amphetamine Annie She's always shovelling snow I sat her down and told her I told her crystal clear I don't mind you getting high But there's one thing you should fear Your mind might think it's flying baby On those little pills But you ought to know it's dying 'cause Speed kills But Annie kept on speeding Her health was getting poor She saw things in the window She heard things at the door Her mind was like a brandy mill Her lips were cracked and sore Her skin was turning yellow I just couldn't take it no more She thought her mind was flying yeah On those little pills She didn't know it's going down fast 'cause Speed kills Well I sat her down and told her I told her one more time The whole wide human race has taken Far too much methedrine She said I don't care what a limey says I've got to get it on I'm not hip to the scene of a man Who doesn't come and cross my palm She would not hear my warning No she wouldn't hear what I said Now she's in the graveyard and she's Awfully dead ANGEL Angel came down from heaven yesterday She stayed with me just long enough to rescue me And she told me a story yesterday About the sweet love between the moon and the deep blue sea And then she spread her wings high over me She said she's gonna come back tomorrow And I said fly on my sweet angel Fly on through the sky Fly on my sweet angel Tomorrow I'm gonna be by your side Sure enough this morning came unto me Silver wings silhouette against a giant sunrise And my angel she said unto me Today is the day for you to rise Take my hand you're gonna be my man you're gonna rise And then she took me high over yonder And I said fly on my sweet angel Fly on through the sky Fly on my sweet angel Forever I will be by your side ANGIE Angie Angie when will these dark clouds disappear Angie Angie where will it lead us from here With no loving in our souls And no money in our coats You can't say we're satisfied But Angie Angie you can't say we never tried Angie you're beautiful yeah but ain't it time to say goodbye Angie I still love you remember all the nights we cried All the dreams we held so close Seemed to all go up in smoke Let me whisper in your ear Angie Angie where will it lead us from here Oh Angie don't you weep and your kisses still taste sweet I hate the sadness in your eyes But Angie Angie ain't it time we said goodbye With no loving in our souls And no money in our coats You can't say we're satisfied But Angie Angie you can't say we never tried Angie I still love you baby everywhere I see your eyes There ain't a woman that comes close to you Come on baby dry your eyes Angie Angie ain't it good to be alive Angie Angie they can't say we never tried THE ANIMAL TRAINER AND THE TOAD For many a year I was so confused I didnt know what to play But then I met a man who picked a guitar And showed me just what to say He was skinny and lean and he kept his nose clean And he knew how to rock them too And then came the day we started to play And then we caught up with the blues Im in a band A rock and roll band Im in a band yeah We called him Beethoven and then we showed him Exactly where we wanted to go So we started to play and toured right away A rocking and rolling show He spoke of VC but played at the gigs And never missed a single one We called in the States and hit the Great Lakes And boy did we have us some fun Im in a band A rock and roll band Im in a band yeah Im in a band A rock and roll band Im in a band yeah We had an idea so we put it in gear And soon we were out on the road We did it to play they started to say The animal trainer and the toad Im in a band A rock and roll band Im in a band yeah ANOTHER DAY Every she takes a morning bath She wets her hair, wraps a towel around her As shes heading for the bedroom chair Its just another day Slipping into stockings, stepping into shoes Dipping in the pocket of her raincoat Its just another day As the office where the papers grow She takes a break, drinks another cup of coffee And she finds it hard to stay awake Its just another day, du, du, du, du, du, Its just another day, du, du, du, du, du, Its just another day So sad, so sad, sometimes she feels so sad Alone in her apartment shed dwell Till the man of her dreams comes to break the spell Ah...stay, dont stand around And he comes and he stays but he leaves the next day So sad, sometimes she fells so sad As she posts another letter to the sound of five People gather round her and she finds it hard to stay alive Its just another day, du, du, du, du, du, Its just another day, du, du, du, du, du, Its just another day ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody I got some money 'cause I just got paid Oh, how I wish I had someone to talk to I'm in an awful way I got in town a month ago I've seen a lot of girls since then If I could meet them, I could get them But as yet I haven't met them That's how I'm in the state I'm in Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody I got some money 'cause I just got paid Oh, how I wish I had someone to talk to I'm in an awful way Another fellow told me He had a sister who looked just fine Instead of being my deliverance She had a strange resemblance To a cat named Frankenstein Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody I got some money 'cause I just got paid Oh, how I wish I had someone to talk to I'm in an awful way It's hard on a fellow When he don't know his way around If I don't find me a honey To help me spend my money I gonna have to blow this town Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody I got some money 'cause I just got paid Oh, how I wish I had someone to talk to I'm in an awful way APEMAN I think I'm sophisticated 'cause I'm living my life Like a good homosapien But all around me everybody's multiplying And they're running round like flies man So I'm no better than the animals sitting In their cages in the zoo man 'Cause compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an apeman I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilised 'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian And with the overpopulation and inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I wanna sail away to a distant shore And make like an apeman I'm an apeman I'm an ape ape man oh I'm an apeman I'm a king Kong man I'm a voodoo man oh I'm an apeman 'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky Compared to the clouds as they roll by Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an apeman La la la la la la la la la la la la Come on and love me Be my apeman girl And we'll be so happy In my apeman world Repeat... AQUALUNG Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes hey Aqualung Drying in the cold sun watching as the frilly panties run hey Aqualung Feeling like a dead duck spitting out pieces of his broken luck oh Aqualung Sun streaking cold an old man wandering lonely Taking time the only way he knows Neck hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end He goes down to the bog and warms his feet Feeling alone the Armys up the road Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea Aqualung my friend dont you start away uneasy You poor old sod you see its only me Do you still remember Decembers foggy freeze When the ice that clings on to your beard was screaming agony Hey when you snatched your rattling last breaths with deep sea dive sounds And the flowers bloom like madness in the Spring Sun streaking cold an old man wandering lonely Taking time the only way he knows Neck hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end He goes down to the bog and warms his feet Feeling alone the Armys up the road Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea Aqualung my friend dont you start away uneasy You poor old sod you see its only me oh oh oh oh oh De de de de, de de de de de dee De de de de de de, de de de de Aqualung my friend dont you start away uneasy You poor old sod you see its only me Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes hey Aqualung Drying in the cold sun watching as the frilly panties run hey Aqualung Feeling like a dead duck spitting out pieces of his broken luck hey Aqualung Woh Aqualung ARTHUR McBRIDE I had a first cousin called Arthur McBride He and I took a stroll down by the seaside A seeking good fortune and what might the tide It was just as the day was a dawning And after resting we both took a tramp We met sergeant Carter and corporal Cramp Besides a wee drummer who beat up for camp With his rowdy dow dow in the morning He said my fine fellows if you will enlist A shilling you quickly shall have in your fist Besides a crown to kick up the dust And drink the queen's health in the morning Had we been such fools as to take the advance The wee bit of morning we had to run chance You'd think it no scruple to send us to France Where we would be killed in the morning He said my young fellows if I hear but one word I instantly now will out with my sword And into your bodies as strength will afford So now my brave fellows take warning But Arthur and I we took on the odds We gave them no chance to draw out their swords Our whacking shillelaghs came over their heads And paid them right smart in the morning As for the wee drummer we rifled his pouch And made a football of his rowdy dow dow And into the ocean to rock and to roll And to float on the tide in the morning As for the old rapier that hung by his side We flung it as far as we could in the tide To the devil I pitch you said Arthur McBride To temper your steel in the morning AS I ROVED OUT As I roved out on a bright May morning To view the meadows and the flowers gay Whom should I espy but my on true lover As she sat under yon willow tree I took off my hat and I did salute her I did salute her most graciously When she turned around as the tears fell from her Saying false young man you have deluded me The diamond ring I owned I gave to you A diamond ring to wear on your own right hand But the vows you made love you went and broke them And married the lassie who had the land If I married the lassie who had the land my love Its that I'll rue till the day I die When misfortune falls sure no man can shun it I was a blind fool that I'll ne'er deny Now at night when I go to my bed of slumber The thoughts of my true love run in my mind When I turn around to embrace my darling Instead of gold sure 'tis brass I find And I wish that the queen would call home her armies From the West Indies Americay and Spain And every man to his own wedded woman In hope that you and I will meet again AS TEARS GO BY It is the evening of the day I sit and watch the children play Smiling faces I can see but not for me I sit and watch as tears go by My riches can't buy everything I want to hear the children sing All I hear is the sound of rain falling on the ground I sit and watch as tears go by It is the evening of the day I sit and watch the children play Doing things I used to do they think are new I sit and watch as tears go by AWAY WITH RUM Away away with rum by gum, with rum by gum, with rum by gum, Away away with rum by gum, thats the sound of the Salvation Army. We never eat biscuits because they have yeast And one little bite turns a man into a beast Oh can you imagine a sadder disgrace Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face Away away with rum by gum, with rum by gum, with rum by gum, Away away with rum by gum, thats the sound of the Salvation Army. We never eat fruitcake because it has rum And one little slice turns a man into a bum Oh can you imagine a sorrier sight Than a man eating fruitcake until he gets tight Away away with rum by gum, with rum by gum, with rum by gum, Away away with rum by gum, thats the sound of the Salvation Army. Were coming were coming our brave little band On the right side of temperance we now take a stand We dont use tobacco because we do think That people who use it are likely to drink Away away with rum by gum, with rum by gum, with rum by gum, Away away with rum by gum, thats the sound of the Salvation Army. And we never use hair oil cause thats got bay rum Which everyone knows sends you blind deaf and dumb The addict buys bottles whatever the cost Then rubs it all in till his senses are lost Away away with rum by gum, with rum by gum, with rum by gum, Away away with rum by gum, thats the sound of the Salvation Army. The breakfast of champions will give a boy the shakes Because of the malt mixed in with the flakes Just picture the shame and disgrace of his ma When the dear little fellow acts just like his pa Away away with rum by gum, with rum by gum, with rum by gum, Away away with rum by gum, thats the sound of the Salvation Army. BABY CAN I HOLD YOU Sorry is all that you can say Years gone by and still Words don't come easily Like sorry like sorry Forgive me is all that you can say Years gone by and still Words don't come easily Like forgive me forgive me But you can say baby Baby can I hold you tonight Baby if I told you the right words Ooh at the right time you'd be mine I love you is all that you can say Years gone by and still Words don't come easily Like I love you I love you But you can say baby Baby can I hold you tonight Baby if I told you the right words Ooh at the right time you'd be mine Baby can I hold you tonight Baby if I told you the right words Ooh at the right time you'd be mine You'd be mine you'd be mine BACK IN THE OLD ROUTINE I get up in the morning in the usual state I listen to the breakfast show and know that Im late I clock in at the factory and pick up my tools I got to get a shift because the union rules Were back in the old routine Back in the old routine Were back in the old routine Back in the old routine I come off after work get my fags and a chat And in the back I tinker with the Siamese cat The wife is watching telly in a blue negligee The good-night horror movie it really was late Were back in the old routine Back in the old routine Were back in the old routine Back in the old routine I look forward to the weekend And Match Of The Day And were back in the old routine If I can win the pools and be a millionaire Id get myself a stud farm and a sexy au-pair Id buy myself a yacht and sail away for a year With soothing girls for company and plenty of beer Were back in the old routine Back in the old routine Were back in the old routine Back in the old routine Were back in the old routine Back in the old routine Were back in the old routine Back in the old routine I look forward to the weekend And Match Of The Day And were back in the old routine BACK ON THE CHAIN GANG I found a picture of you Would patch up my world at night To a place in the past that we've been passed out of Now we're back in the fight We're back on the train hey Oh back on the chain gang A circumstance beyond our control The phoney T and the News of the World Got in the house like a pigeon from hell oh Put sand in our eyes and descended like flies Put us back on the train hey Oh back on the chain gang The powers that be That force us to live like we do Bring me to my knees When I see what they've done to you Well I'll die as I stand here today Knowing that deep in my heart They'll fall to ruin one day For making us part I found a picture of you Those were the happiest days of my life Like a break in the battle was your part In the wretched life of a lonely heart Now I'm back on the train hey Oh back on the chain gang BAD MOON RISING I see bad moon a rising I see trouble on the way I see earthquakes and lightning I see bad times today Don't go round tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise I hear hurricanes a blowing I know the end is coming soon I feel rivers overflowing I hear the voice from rage and ruin Don't go round tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise Hope you have got your things together Hope you are quite prepared to die Looks like we're in for nasty weather One eye is taken for an eye Don't go round tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise Don't go round tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise BADGE Thinking 'bout the time you drove in my car Thinking that I might have drove you too far And I'm thinking 'bout the love that you laid on my table I told you not to wander out in the dark I told you 'bout the swans that they live in the park And I told you 'bout our kid now he's married to Mabel Yes I told you that the life goes up and down Don't you notice how the reel goes round And you'd better pick yourself up from the ground Before they bring the curtain down Talking 'bout a girl that looks just like you She didn't have the time to wait in the queue She cried away her life since she fell out the cradle BAKER STREET Winding your way down to Baker Street Light in your head and dead on your feet Well it's another crazy day You drink the night away And forget about everything This city desert makes you feel so cold It's got so many people but it's got no soul And it's taken you so long To find out you were wrong When you thought it held everything You used to think that it was so easy You used to say that it was so easy But you're trying, you're trying now Another year and then you'll be happy Just one more year and then you'll be happy But you're crying, you're crying now Way down the street there's a light in his place He opens the door he's got that look on his face And he asks you where you've been You tell him who you've seen And you talk about anything He's got his dream about buying some land He's gonna give up the booze and the one night stands And then he'll settle down In some quiet little town And forget about everything But you know he'll always keep moving You know he's never gonna stop moving 'Cause he's the rolling, he's the rolling stone When you wake up it's a new morning The sun is shining it's a new morning You're going, you're going home BALLAD OF THE ANCIENT BRIT I woke up this evening, I was feeling blue, wasnt all that surprising, I'm an ancient Briton, who takes pride in his appearance, I indulge in every new visage. I don't argue, With the leaders of the druids, cause even if they knowed, that I think I have to bear a far too heavy woad. When they send me to battle down by the Roman road, they don't argue, I don't argue, you don't argue with druids. I got up and went outside, a stranger was about. It was a Roman in the gloaming, and he gave an awful shout when I whipped off me fig leaf, and flashed myself about, he didn't argue. I aint got a secret weapon, its there for all to see, and in my turquoise birthday suit, Im blue from head to knee. When the village maidens see it, they invite me up for tea, I dont argue. Now Merlin was a plumber, but he had got on quite far. An honoury druid appointed by queen Boudica, He was devious and shifty, like used khasi dealers are, one didn't argue with Merlin. When he heard about the Roman, he looked shifty and he hissed "The time has come to rid out land of the imperialist" He jumped about as if possessed, I think that he was pissed, I didn't argue. He said "Now take this liquid, put it in their aqueduct. It's made from special mushrooms that I myself have plucked, Eeh when the Romans drink it, they'll be rightly screwed up" I didn't argue, I didn't think much of his poetry though. Well, I was going through the forest. when whom should I see there, but a beautiful camp follower, a camping in the air. She said Hello sailor, would you like to see me bare? I didn't argue, I love animals. Well being on a mission, I should have had more sense, but the sight of her proportions made me lower my defence, for I've heard with campers, the excitement is intense, I didn't argue. As we lay down, a voice said "Whatre you doing with my wife? and I said "Just the usual", then a Roman stuck a knife halfway up me fundament, I shouted "Spare me life, and all" he didn't argue. He said You're for Londinium, where you will have to face, trial by cross section of the Roman populace, they'll be cross enough to crucify you in a market place, they don't argue in Londinium I was a manacled depressive, then I had an idea, I said You must be weary soldier, have some British beer and I pulled out Merlin's bottle, he said Oh you are a dear I didn't argue. He took off my handcuffs, and we sat down on the grasses, and his bird pulled out a corkscrew and three plastic army glasses, and I said Cheers, and strange how quickly ones life passes he didnt argue. He said I'll drink to that, cause I wish I was at home, or even on le continent where all roads lead to Rome, but till you lot join the market, I'm stuck in this battle zone I didn't argue. While we were sitting there and drinking, and it wasn't very late, when suddenly the ground turned pink and began to undulate, the Roman turned to me and said "was it something that we ate? I didnt argue, I couldnt argue. And suddenly I began to understood the true meaning of life and the nature of the universe, at last I understood. Well, we thank you druid Merlin for your mushroom soup with weed in, Cause man, now I know where its at, I'm through with tears, sweat and bleeding. Me and the Roman's getting political asylum up in Sweden. They don't argue up there. Peace brother ! BARREL HOUSE WOMAN I got a barrel house woman She stays drunk all the time I got a barrel house woman She stays drunk all the time Shes got a heart big and loving She fuss and fight all the time She wakes me up in the morning Serves my breakfast in the bed She wakes me up in the morning Serves my breakfast in the bed She washes my face and hands And comb my doggone hair She drinks so much whisky She stays drunk all the time She drinks so much whisky She stays drunk all the time She then raise hell with me And talk talk all the time Oh yes she do now But shes all right though She only drinks a little bit a half a case But shes all right you know Thats my woman Yeah baby do what you want I got a barrel house woman She stays drunk all the time I got a barrel house woman She stays drunk all the time Yeah but tell you baby You sure have been good to me BEHIND CLOSED DOORS My baby makes me proud lord don't she make me proud She never makes a scene by hanging all over me in a crowd 'Cause people like to talk lord don't they love to talk But when they turn out the light I know she'll be leaving with me And when we get behind closed doors And she let's her hair hang down And she makes me glad that I'm a man Oh no one knows what goes on behind closed doors My baby makes me smile lord don't she make me smile She's never cross with me or too tired to say I want you She's always a lady just like a lady should be But when they turn out that light she'll still be a baby to me And when we get behind closed doors And she let's her hair hang down And she makes me glad that I'm a man Oh no one knows what goes on behind closed doors BELL BOTTOM BLUES Bell bottom blues you make me cry I dont want to lose this feeling And if I could choose a place to die It would be in your arms Do you want to see me crawl across the floor do you Do you wanna hear me beg you to take me back Id gladly do because I dont want to fade away give me one more day please I dont want to fade away give me your heart I want to stay Its all wrong but its all right The way that you treat me baby Once I was strong but I lost the fight You wont find a better loser Do you want to see me crawl across the floor do you Do you wanna hear me beg you to take me back Id gladly do because I dont want to fade away give me one more day please I dont want to fade away give me your heart I want to stay Do you want to see me crawl across the floor do you Do you wanna hear me beg you to take me back Id gladly do because I dont want to fade away give me one more day please I dont want to fade away give me your heart I want to stay Bell bottom blues dont say goodbye Surely gonna meet again And if we do dont you be surprised If you find me with another lover Do you want to see me crawl across the floor do you Do you wanna hear me beg you to take me back Id gladly do because I dont want to fade away give me one more day please I dont want to fade away give me your heart I want to stay I dont want to fade away give me one more day please I dont want to fade away give me your heart I want to stay I dont want to fade away give me one more day please I dont want to fade away give me your heart I want to stay BERRY RIDES AGAIN Well thinking of my schooldays I remember Maybelline I used to dance with her all night she was a little sweet sixteen Her brother used to chase me he thought I did but I never could I used to call him little queenie his name was Johnny B Goode I used to hold her 'till I was older Then I got bolder her brother used to scold her I left her in the morning went back to Memphis Tennessee You know her father never found me and that's all right with me You know I went to New York city to find what could be found Just for kicks style sixty six stomping outta town Yes I went to California just to see what I could see Well nobody knew just where I was and that's all right with me You know I met a girl named Carol and her girlfriend sweet Nadine Played rock and roll music used to kiss me in between Roll over Beethoven that had to be my favourite song But we never did much rolling I didn't stay there long I used to hold her and try to mould her Somebody told her Nadine and I were bolder I left her in the morning went back to Memphis Tennessee You know I never saw her face again and that's all right with me I used to hold her and try to mould her Somebody told her Nadine and I were bolder I left her in the morning went back to Memphis Tennessee You know I never saw her face again and that's all right with me THE BEST OF MY LOVE Every night Im lying in bed Holding you close in my dreams Thinking about all the things that we said And coming apart at the seams We try to talk it over But the words come out too rough I know you were trying To give me the best of your love Beautiful faces and loud empty places Look at the way that we live Wasting our time on cheap talk and wine Left us so little to give The same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud That we could never rise above But here in my heart I give you the best of my love Oh, sweet darling you get the best of my love Oh, sweet darling you get the best of my love Im going back in time and its a sweet dream It was a quiet night and I would be all right If I could go on sleeping But every morning I wake up and worry Whats gonna happen today You see it your way, and I see it mine But we both see it slipping away You know we always had each other baby I guess that wasnt enough, oh Oh, sweet darling you get the best of my love Oh, sweet darling every night and day You get the best of my love BETTY BAPS THE BUXOM BARMAID Now theres a little ale house in the middle of our town Its sleazy and its grotty and they ought to pull it down The food is always awful and the beer is always flat But theyve got one attraction that makes up for all that The place is always crowded fellers come from near and far By bus by train by bicycle by motorbike and car To try and catch a glimpse of what is stood behind the bar Its Betty Baps the buxom barmaid One day into our bar a Yankee film producer came When he saw Bettys bazookas he said crikey what a dame You could be a megastar now what dyou think of that And on the wide screen cinerama you could really knock them flat Just sign this piece of paper and come across the sea Youll be bigger than Brigitte Bardot from the bits that I can see Oh no said Betty, Brigittes only half as big as me Im Betty Baps the buxom barmaid The navy came to see her once and said Betty dear we hope You will launch our brand new warship with a bottle on a rope Weve a model of your bust in front, the enemy to scare So were going to call it after you we think its only fair But a splinter from the bottle caught the bodice of her gown As she rapidly deflated, said the captain with a frown All hands to the pumps my lads, me vessels going down Sos Betty Baps the buxom barmaid But a little boy scout standing by said I have come prepared And with patches from his cycle bag her bosom he repaired Then with his cycle pump her proportions he proceeded to restore But when he had finished she was even larger than before Now although we know that Betty isnt everything she seems Were still by the bar indulging in our fantasies and dreams Surrounded by the noise of Levis bursting at the seams For Betty Baps the buxom barmaid BIG BAD BILL IS SWEET WILLIAM NOW In the town called Louisville They got a man they call Big Bad Bill I wanna tell you he sure was tough And he certainly did strut his stuff He had the folks all scared to death When he walked by they all held their breath He was the fightingest man sure enough Then Bill took himself a wife Now he leads a different life Cause Big Bad Bill is sweet William now Married life has changed him somehow Hes the man that they all used to fear Now the people call him sweet papa Willy dear Stronger than Samson I declare Till a brown skinned woman went and bobbed his hair Big Bad Bill dont fight anymore He washes dishes and he mops up that floor Well he used to spend his evenings looking for a fight But now hes got to see his mamma every night Big Bad Bill is sweet William now Yes Big Bad Bill is sweet William now Big Bad Bill is sweet William now Married life has changed him somehow Hes the man that they all used to fear Now the people call him sweet papa Willy dear Stronger than Samson I declare Till a brown skinned woman went and bobbed his hair Big Bad Bill dont fight anymore He washes dishes and he mops up that floor Well he used to spend his evenings looking for a fight But now hes got to see his mamma every night Big Bad Bill is sweet William now Yes Big Bad Bill is sweet William now BINTANG GLASS Ha ha ha he he he Bintang glass do I love thee Come and live on my sideboard Because my own I cant afford My wife and I live all alone In a great big mansion we call home The problem is, its bare you see So Bintang glass come home with me Ha ha ha he he he Bintang glass do I love thee Come and live on my sideboard Because my own I cant afford Your contents down my throat Ill throw Then in my pocket you will go When we get home some friends youll meet My collections growing week by week Ha ha ha he he he Bintang glass do I love thee Come and live on my sideboard Because my own I cant afford BLACK DIAMONDS Oh the clubsll make you wonder so dont make that mistake Way down black diamonds to be found Spades are made for digging lads and heartsll only break Looking for black diamonds a mile beneath the ground And its way down black diamonds to be found Down in the darkness thats where we abound And its way down black diamonds to be found Shining in the lamplight a mile beneath the ground Oh the dustll surely kill you but what else can you do Way down black diamonds to be found Itll make your blood like ashes and your cuts and scars go blue Looking for black diamonds a mile beneath the ground And its way down black diamonds to be found Down in the darkness thats where we abound And its way down black diamonds to be found Shining in the lamplight a mile beneath the ground Will you take a look around you the industry is ill Way down black diamonds to be found If McGregor doesnt kill it then Scargill surely will Looking for black diamonds a mile beneath the ground And its way down black diamonds to be found Down in the darkness thats where we abound And its way down black diamonds to be found Shining in the lamplight a mile beneath the ground See them wearing chains of silver and theyre wearing chains of gold Way down black diamonds to be found Theyll be grateful of black diamonds when the winters drawing cold Looking for black diamonds a mile beneath the ground And its way down black diamonds to be found Down in the darkness thats where we abound And its way down black diamonds to be found Shining in the lamplight a mile beneath the ground Oh the clubsll make you wonder so dont make that mistake Way down black diamonds to be found Spades are made for digging lads and heartsll only break Looking for black diamonds a mile beneath the ground And its way down black diamonds to be found Down in the darkness thats where we abound And its way down black diamonds to be found Shining in the lamplight a mile beneath the ground BLACK IS BLACK Black is black I want my baby back Its grey its grey since she went away oh ho What can I do cause I__ Im feeling blue If I had my way shed be back today But she dont intend to see me again What can I do cause I__ Im feeling blue I cant choose its too much to lose My loves too strong Maybe if she would come back to me Then it cant go wrong Bad is bad thats why I feel so sad Its time its time that I found peace of mind What can I do cause I__ Im feeling blue I cant choose its too much to lose My loves too strong Maybe if she would come back to me Then it cant go wrong BLACK MAGIC WOMAN I got a black magic woman I got a black magic woman Yes I got a black magic woman She's got me so blind I can't see But she's a black magic woman And she's trying to make a devil out of me Don't turn your back on me baby Don't turn your back on me baby Don't turn your back on me baby Stop messing round with your tricks Don't turn your back on me baby 'Cause you just might wake up my magic sticks You've got your spell on me baby You've got your spell on me baby Yes you've got your spell on me baby Turning my heart into stone I need you so bad magic woman I can't leave you alone BLACK PEARL Black pearl precious little girl Let me put you up where you belong Black pearl precious little girl You've been in the background much too long You've been working so hard your whole life through Tending other people's houses raising up their children too How about something for me and you You're in my arms you're gonna reign supreme No other people's children they've gotta serve my dream So just to happiness And our day has come Leaving for our own life and answering to my one Black pearl precious little girl Let me put you up where you belong Black pearl precious little girl You've been in the background much too long Together we stand so great and so tall Created by love to love one and all Heart to heart and soul to soul No other one could ever take your place My world is built around every smile that is on your face You'd never win a beauty show Though they won't need you But you're my miss phenomenal and I love you Black pearl precious little girl Let me put you up where you belong Black pearl precious little girl You've been in the background much too long Black pearl precious little girl Let me put you up where you belong Black pearl precious little girl You've been in the background much too long BLACK VELVET BAND As I went walking down Broadway not intending to stay very long I met with a frolicsome damsel as she came tripping along A watch she pulled out of her pocket and slipped it right into my hand On the very first day that I met her bad luck to the black velvet band And her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band Twas in the town of Tralee an apprentice to trade I was bound With plenty of bright amusement to see the days go round Till misfortune and trouble came over me which caused me to stray from my land Far away from my friends and relations to follow the black velvet band And her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band Before the judge and the jury the both of us had to appear And the gentleman swore to the jewellery the case against us was clear For seven years transportation right unto Van Diemens Land Far away from my friends and relations to follow the black velvet band And her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band Oh come all you brave young Irish lads a warning take by me Beware of the pretty young damsels that are knocking around in Tralee Theyll treat you to whiskey and porter until youre unable to stand And before you have time for to leave them youre off unto Van Diemens Land And her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band BLINDED BY THE LIGHT Blinded by the light record like a deuce another runner in the night Blinded by the light record like a deuce another runner in the night Madman drummers bummers and Indians In the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder feelin kinda older I tripped the merry go round With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing This calliope crashed to the ground Blinded by the light record like a deuce another runner in the night Blinded by the light record like a deuce another runner in the night Some silicone sister with her managers mister Told me I got what it takes She said Ill turn you on sonny to something strong If you play that song with the funky break A go cart Mozart was checking out the weather chart To see if it was safe to go outside And little Early Pearly came by in her curly wurly And asked me if I needed a ride Blinded by the light record like a deuce another runner in the night Blinded by the light record like a deuce another runner in the night Blinded by the light record like a deuce another runner in the night Blinded by the light record like a deuce another runner in the night BLOODY WELL RIGHT So you think your schooling's phoney I guess it's hard not to agree You say it all depends on money And who is in your family tree Right right you're bloody well right You've got a bloody right to say Right you're bloody well right You know you've got a right to say Ha ha you're bloody well right You know you've got a right to say Yeah yeah you're bloody well right You know you've got a right to say Me I don't care anyway Write your problems down in detail Take them to a higher place You've had your cry no I shouldn't say where And in the meantime hush your face Right right you're bloody well right You've got a bloody right to say Right you're bloody well right You know you've got a right to say Ha ha you're bloody well right You know you've got a right to say Yeah yeah you're bloody well right You know you've got a right to say You've got a bloody right to say You've got a bloody right to say You've got a bloody right to say You've got a bloody right to say BLOWIN' IN THE WIND How many roads must a man walk down Before you can call him a man How many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand How many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind The answer is blowin' in the wind How many years can a mountain exist Before it's washed to the sea How many years can some people exist Before they're allowed to be free How many times can a man turn his head Pretending he just doesn't see The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind The answer is blowin' in the wind How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky How many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry And how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind The answer is blowin' in the wind BLUE COAT MAN Well the house was rocking And we were having fun The house was rocking And we were having fun Till that blue coat man Walked in with that big gun You know I got scared And my baby she broke and run I got scared And my baby she broke and run She knocked over that whisky jug Dont you know I didnt get none Well theyve taken us to jail But they let my baby go free Theyve taken us to jail But they let my baby go free Cause I took the blame And my gal paid the fine for me Well theyve taken us to jail But they let my baby go free Theyve taken us to jail But they let my baby go free Cause I took the blame And my gal paid the fine for me Now me and my baby Were gonna take a long long ride Me and my baby Were gonna take a long long ride She got me out of that jail Dont you know that Im satisfied BLUE SUEDE SHOES Well it's one for the money two for the show Three to get ready now go cat go But don't you step on my blue suede shoes Well you can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes You can knock me down step on my face Slander my name all over the place Well do anything that you want to do But aha honey lay off of them shoes And don't you step on my blue suede shoes You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes Well you can burn my house steal my car Drink my liquor from an old fruit jar Well do anything that you want to do But aha honey lay off of them shoes And don't you step on my blue suede shoes You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes Well it's one for the money two for the show Three to get ready now go cat go But don't you step on my blue suede shoes Well you can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes Well it's blue blue blue suede shoes Blue blue blue suede shoes Blue blue blue suede shoes Blue blue blue suede shoes You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes BOAT ON THE RIVER Take me back to my boat on the river I need to go down, I need to come down Take me back to my boat on the river And I won't cry out anymore Time stands still as I gaze in her water She eases me down, touching me gently With the waters that flow past my boat on the river So I don't cry out anymore Oh, the river is wide The river it touches my life like the waves on the sand And all roads lead to tranquillity base Where the frown on my face disappears Take me down to my boat on the river And I won't cry out anymore Oh, the river is deep The river it touches my life like the waves on the sand And all roads lead to tranquillity base Where the frown on my face disappears Take me down to my boat on the river I need to go down, won't you let me go down Take me back to my boat on the river And I won't cry out anymore And I won't cry out anymore And I won't cry out anymore BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY Is this the real life, is this just fantasy ? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see, Im just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because Im easy come, easy go, little high, little low, Any way the wind blows doesnt really matter to me, to me, Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger now hes dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now Ive gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, didnt mean to make you cry, If Im not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters. Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine, Bodys aching all the time, Goodbye everybody, Ive got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh, I dont want to die, I sometimes wish Id never been born at all. I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango, Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro, magnifico. Im just a poor boy, nobody loves me, Hes just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go. Bismillah, no, we will not let you go, let him go, Bismillah, we will not let you go, let him go, Bismillah, we will not let you go, let me go, Will not let you go, let me go, Will not let you go, let me go, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me. So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye, So you think you can love me and leave me to die, Oh, baby, cant do this to me baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here. Nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really mattered, nothing really matters, to me. Any way the wind blows. BONNY LIGHT HORSEMAN Ye maidens and widows I pray give attention Unto these few lines Im going to mention Heres a maid in distraction shes now going to wander She relies on King George for the loss of hew lover Broken hearted Ill wander for the loss of my lover Hes my bonny light horseman in the wars he was slain Three long years and six months since he left Englands shore My bonny light horseman Ill see him no more When hes mounted on horseback so gallant and brave And among all the soldiers respected he was Broken hearted Ill wander for the loss of my lover Hes my bonny light horseman in the wars he was slain See how she laments for the loss of her mate Oh where shall I wander my true love she says Theres no mortal breathing my favour shall gain Since my bonny light horseman in the wars he was slain Broken hearted Ill wander for the loss of my lover Hes my bonny light horseman in the wars he was slain If I was an eagle in the air I would fly Till I came to the field where my true love does lie And with these fond wings Id spread over his grave And kiss the dead lips that lie cold in the clay Broken hearted Ill wander for the loss of my lover Hes my bonny light horseman in the wars he was slain When Boney commanded his troops for to stand And bow to the banners so gay and so grand He fixed up his cannons the victory to gain And my bonny light horseman in the wars he was slain Broken hearted Ill wander for the loss of my lover Hes my bonny light horseman in the wars he was slain BORN TO BE WILD Get your motor running Head out on the highway Looking for adventure In whatever comes our way Yeah darling gonna make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of the guns and watch them Explode into space I like smoke and lightning Heavy metal thunder Racing with the wind And the feeling that I'm under Yeah darling gonna make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of the guns and watch them Explode into space Like a true nature's child We were born born to be wild We can climb so high I never wanna die Born to be wild Get your motor running Head out on the highway Looking for adventure In whatever comes our way Yeah darling gonna make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of the guns and watch them Explode into space Like a true nature's child We were born born to be wild We can climb so high I never wanna die Born to be wild Born to be wild THE BOXER I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told I have squandered my resistance For a pocketful of mumbles such are promises All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest lie la la la la la la la la la la When I left my home and my family, I was no more than a boy In the company of strangers In the quiet of a railway station running scared Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters Were the ragged people go Looking for the places, only they would know Lie la lie lie la lie la la lie la lie lie la la la la la la la la la la Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job But I get no offers, Just a Come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there lie la la la la la la la la la la Lie la lie lie la lie la la lie la lie lie la la la la la la la la la la Then I'm laying out my winter clothes and wishing I was gone Going home, Where the New York City winters aren't bleeding me Leading me, going home In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of every glove that laid him down or cut him 'til he cried out In his anger and his shame, I am leaving, I am leaving But the fighter still remains lie la la la la la la la la la la Lie la lie lie la lie la la lie la lie lie la la la la la la la la la la Lie la lie lie la lie la la lie la lie lie la la la la la la la la la la BREAKIN' UP IS HARD TO DO Come-a, come on down, doobie do down down Come-a, come on down, doobie do down down Come-a, come on down, doobie do down down Breaking up is hard to do Don't take your love away from me Don't you leave my heart in misery If you go then I'll be blue 'Cause breaking up is hard to do Remember when you hold me tight And then you kissed me all through the night Think of all that we've been through 'Cause breaking up is hard to do Come-a, come on down, doobie do down down Come-a, come on down, doobie do down down Come-a, come on down, doobie do down down Breaking up is hard to do I beg of you don't say good-bye Can't we give our love another try And maybe it'll start anew 'Cause breaking up is hard to do I beg of you don't say good-bye Can't we give our love another try And maybe it'll start anew 'Cause breaking up is hard to do Come-a, come on down, doobie do down down Come-a, come on down, doobie do down down Come-a, come on down, doobie do down down Breaking up is hard to do BRITISH BOBBY Im a British bobby, I pound the bobbys beat You can tell its me whats pounding by the banging of me feet Its the bobbys way of keeping warm inside his stylish uniform I am a British bobby from the wilds of old Dock Green Why I joined the police force I will never know Cause I was almost human till about a year ago But one consolation to me song the customer is always wrong I am a British bobby from the wilds of old Dock Green Pounding on me beat boys makes me very tired But Im not looking foreward to when they put me out to grass Some day Ill get a panda car and Ill get blisters on me elbow I am an idle bobby from the wilds of old Dock Green Good old cannibis resin we like it quite a lot And if the truth be known boys what a lot weve got Its issued to us every day for planting in a crafty way I am a turned on bobby freaking out in old Dock Green Some days are not so good and some are even worse Every days a pint a day, after hours of course Me elmet tucked beneath me arm, I please the landlord with me charm I am a tanked up bobby driving back to old Dock Green I caught a girl soliciting where I knew I would I took her in me bobby box and cautioned her right good I took down her name with a frown and thats not all that I took down I am a virile bobby populating old Dock Green And when I gets too old for it a fight I just cant win Me elmet and me truncheeon Ill ave to and em in Hang me whistle on an ook close me little notey book Ill be a clapped out bobby carried out from old Dock Green BROWN EYED GIRL Hey where did we go days when the rains came Down in the hollow playing a new game Laughing and a running hey hey skipping and a jumping In the misty morning with our hearts a thumping And you my brown eyed girl you my brown eyed girl Whatever happened to Tuesday and so slow Going down the old mine with a transistor radio Standing in the sunlight laughing hiding 'neath a rainbow wall Slipping and a sliding all along the waterfall With you my brown eyed girl you my brown eyed girl Do you remember when we used to sing Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la te da Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la te da la te da So hard to find my way now that I'm on my own I saw you just the other day my how you have grown Cast my memory back there lord sometimes I'm overcome thinking 'bout it Laughing and a running hey hey behind the stadium With you my brown eyed girl you my brown eyed girl Do you remember when we used to sing Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la te da Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la te da la te da BROWN SUGAR Gold coast slave ship round the cotton fields Sold in a market down in New Orleans Scarred old slaver knows he's doing all right Hear him whip the women just around midnight Brown sugar how come you taste so good Brown sugar just like a young girl should Drums beating cold English blood runs hot Lady of the house wondering where it's gonna stop House boy knows that he's doing all right You should have heard him just around midnight Brown sugar how come you taste so good Brown sugar just like a young girl should Brown sugar how come you taste so good Brown sugar just like a black girl should I bet your mamma was a tent show queen And all her boyfriends were sweet sixteen I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like You should have heard me just around midnight Brown sugar how come you taste so good Brown sugar just like a young girl should I said yeah yeah yeah ooh How come yer how come yer taste so good Yeah yeah yeah ooh Just like a just like a black girl should Yeah yeah yeah ooh BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP Why do you build me up buttercup baby Just to let me down and mess me around And then worst of all you never call baby When you say you will but I love you still I need you more than anyone darling You know that I have from the start So build me up buttercup Don't break my heart I'll be over at ten you tell me time and again But you're late I wait around and then I run to the door I can't take any more It's not you you let me down again To you I'm a toy but I could be the boy You adore if you just let me know And though you're untrue I'm attracted to you More and more why do I need you so Baby baby try to find A little time and I'll make you happy I'll be home waiting beside the 'phone Waiting for you ooh ooh Why do you build me up buttercup baby Just to let me down and mess me around And then worst of all you never call baby When you say you will but I love you still I need you more than anyone darling You know that I have from the start So build me up buttercup Don't break my heart BULLFROG BLUES Did you ever wake up with them bullfrogs on your mind Well did you ever wake up with them bullfrogs on your mind You had to sit down laughing laughing just to keep from crying Did you ever wake up with that one woman on your mind Did you ever wake up with that one woman on your mind You had to sit down laughing laughing just to keep from crying My mamma got em my father got em my sister got em my brother got em I woke up this morning grandmother had them too What dyou know about that Ive got the bullfrog blues bullfrog My mamma got em my father got em my sister got em my brother got em I woke up this morning grandmother had them too What dyou know about that Ive got the bullfrog blues I called up the doctor I wasnt feeling so well I called up the doctor I wasnt feeling so well He looked inside his bag and said well well You dont need no doctor you dont need no pill You dont need no doctor you dont need no pill Just take my advice I sure know how to cure your ills If you go down to New Orleans prettiest place youve ever seen Get on down to the river bed thats where the music never ends Open your ears and dont it feel good get one hell of a shot of rhythm and blues Go on down to New Orleans the greatest place youve ever been Head on down to the river bed hear the music of them Cajun bands Honky tonk piano makes you feel good open your ears rhythm and blues Did you ever wake up with them bullfrogs on your mind Well did you ever wake up with them bullfrogs on your mind You had to sit down laughing laughing just to keep from crying Did you ever wake up with that one woman on your mind Did you ever wake up with that one woman on your mind You had to sit down laughing laughing just to keep from crying BYE BYE JOHNNY She drew out all her money from the Southern Trust And put her little boy upon a greyhound bus Leaving Louisiana for the golden west Down came the tears from her happiness Her own little son name of Johnny B Goode Was gonna make some motion pictures down in Hollywood She said bye bye bye bye Bye bye bye bye She said bye bye Johnny Goodbye Johnny B Goode She remembered making money from the gallery crop The father joined his kids around the broker's shop As long as she could play around the railroad side And he wouldn't get in trouble she'd be satisfied She never thought there'd ever come a day like this When she would have to give her son a goodbye kiss She said bye bye bye bye Bye bye bye bye She said bye bye Johnny Goodbye Johnny B Goode She finally got the letter she'd been dreaming of When Johnny wrote and told her he had fell in love As soon as they were married he would bring her back And build for her a mansion by the railroad track So every time they heard the locomotives roar Theyd be standing waiting by the kitchen door She said bye bye bye bye Bye bye bye bye She said bye bye Johnny Goodbye Johnny B Goode BYE BYE, LOVE Bye bye, love Bye bye, happiness Hello loneliness, I think I'm gonna cry Bye bye, love Bye bye, sweet caress Hello emptiness, I feel like I could die Bye bye, my love, goodbye There goes my baby with someone new She sure looks happy, I sure am blue She was my baby, 'til he stepped in Good-bye to romance that might have been Bye bye, love Bye bye, happiness Hello loneliness, I think I'm gonna cry Bye bye, love Bye bye, sweet caress Hello emptiness, I feel like I could die Bye bye, my love, goodbye I'm through with romance, I'm through with love I'm through with counting the stars above And here's the reason why I'm so free My loving baby is through with me Bye bye, love Bye bye, happiness Hello loneliness, I think I'm gonna cry Bye bye, love Bye bye, sweet caress Hello emptiness, I feel like I could die Bye bye, my love, goodbye CAN BLUE MEN SING THE WHITES I was lying in my bed pulled the silken sheets up tight Ive gotta keep my strength up gonna do a show tonight I have a sip of coffee while Im taking in the news Dont need to have a shave cause Ive gotta sing the blues Oh shit man Then I think Ill get a massage maybe lose a little fat So I have to go down town in my brand new cadillac My bodyguard addresses me I light a big cigar Cause I like to look like Nimrod when Im riding in my car Can blue men sing the whites or are they hypocrites for singing blues And now its getting near the time Ive gotta make the scene I change out my dark brown mohair suit put on my dirty jeans The band comes round to pick me up I holler Hello boys I gotta mess my hair up Im gonna make some noise Can blue men sing the whites or are they hypocrites for singing blues CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE Well I take whatever I want And baby I want you You gave me something I need Now tell me I got something for you Come on come on come on and do it Come on honey do what you do I can't get enough of your love I can't get enough of your love I can't get enough of your love Well it's late and I want love Love is gonna break me in two Don't hang me up in the doorway Don't hang me up like you do Come on come on come on and do it Come on honey do what you do I can't get enough of your love I can't get enough of your love I can't get enough of your love CANADIAN IN JAKARTA I woke up this morning with a hard-on Which threatened to block out the sun I thought I would take it to Tambora And show it how to have some fun I picked up a doggy in the Top Gun Which looked good enough to take home But when I felt and groped it in the becak I found that the dog had a bone Too drunk to eject it from the becak Too sober to take it to bed We rode round town for about an hour Whilst it was still giving me head We went to a club in deepest Blok-M It was called the intercourse Where the girls all spoke softly in whispers Cause to give too much head makes them hoarse It happened that night there was a floor show Where ladies pulled things from their cunts They must have thought I looked pretty horny Cause they gave me a seat at the front At first she pulled out a bunch of flowers All tied up in ribbons and bows But when she pulled out my bloody wallet I thought it was time to go home I bummed round town for a little longer Having the time of my life Suddenly I heard gun-fire Oh shit, Ive been shot by my wife Now ashtrays can hurt you pretty badly Especially when thrown by a whore A knife can fuck you up in a bad way But a bullet fucks you a lot more When we got home she said she wasnt angry And said she wanted to fuck But she pulled out a knife and chopped my cock off And fed it with rice to the duck So if you ever wake without a hard-on Or worse its been chopped off instead I know a girl by the name of Molly Whos damned good at raising the dead CATCH ME IF YOU CAN I'm a pogeen from Cholowogeen I've got money and acres of land I'm looking for a honey with a bit of money So catch me if you can my name is Dan sure I'm your man And I'm off to Listonvarna at the end of the year I'm off for a bit of crack and the women and the beer I'm awful shifty for a man of fifty So catch me if you can my name is Dan sure I'm your man I like the ceilidh the Stack of Barley I like the waltzes the jigs and the reels I like the swinging when big Tom is singing So catch me if you can my name is Dan sure I'm your man And I'm off to Listonvarna at the end of the year I'm off for a bit of crack and the women and the beer I'm awful shifty for a man of fifty So catch me if you can my name is Dan sure I'm your man I've got a brother who's in the Gardy I've got an uncle who's down at the Doyle He's quite a farmer he's a mighty charmer So catch me if you can my name is Dan sure I'm your man And I'm off to Listonvarna at the end of the year I'm off for a bit of crack and the women and the beer I'm awful shifty for a man of fifty So catch me if you can my name is Dan sure I'm your man And to conclude now and finish my story If there's a young woman looking for a man Take the bus from Barna down to Listonvarna Catch me if you can my name is Dan sure I'm your man And I'm off to Listonvarna at the end of the year I'm off for a bit of crack and the women and the beer I'm awful shifty for a man of fifty So catch me if you can my name is Dan sure I'm your man CAUGHT IN THE ACT Got the summons served on a Sunday see what Ive done Couldnt see much sense in the charges but they sure sounded like fun So I went down town up to Bow Street to see the company man Hey boy youre in a heap of trouble but Ill do everything that I can But the judge is a grudge man yes thats a fact The judge is a grudge man you know thats a fact Hope you dont ever get caught in the act Sorry for the damage Ive done, Ill try to pay it back The only crime Ive ever committed was being caught in the act So the next time that you feel good dont forget the fact Theres a man in blue when he wants you to be caught in the act Yeah the judge is a grudge man yes thats a fact The judge is a grudge man you know thats a fact Hope you dont ever get caught in the act Well the judge is a grudge man yes thats a fact The judge is a grudge man you know thats a fact Hope you dont ever get caught in the act Hope you dont ever get caught in the act CAUGHT SHORT Once a poor old hasher , Got caught short upon a hash run, Under the rain of the Bandung skies. As he slipped, and he slid, And he squelched all through the shiggy pit, This sudden call of nature took him quite by surprise. On-out you hashers, on-on you hashers, On-in you hashers, and down down a beer. There's still somebody lost in the paddy fields and undergrowth, And it'll be goodnight hashers, before he gets here. He then ran out of paper, And lost sight of other runners, It was hours since he'd heard "On-on" from anyone. Then the thought came to his head, "Sod this for a game of soldiers" And he stopped for a beer, in the nearest kampung. On-out you hashers, on-on you hashers, On-in you hashers, and down down a beer. There's still somebody lost in the paddy fields and undergrowth, And it'll be goodnight hashers, before he gets here. He supped a few warm Bintangs, And they offered him some rice wine, Under a palm tree he stopped for a nap. Then he caught an angkutan,, 'Till he thought he saw some paper, And ran down to the on-in, as his strength began to sap. On-out you hashers, on-on you hashers, On-in you hashers, and down down a beer. There's still somebody lost in the paddy fields and undergrowth, And it'll be goodnight hashers, before he gets here. Under the umbrella, Was only Fanta and some cherryade, He'd slept until Wednesday, it was the puppy bash. So let this be a lesson, Don't run out of paper, If you get caught short, especially on the hash ! On-out you hashers, on-on you hashers, On-in you hashers, and down down a beer. There's still somebody lost in the paddy fields and undergrowth, And it'll be goodnight hashers, before he gets here. CHAINS OF MYSTERY People what have you done Locked him in a golden cage golden cage Made him bend to your religion Him resurrected from the grave from the grave He is the god of nothing If that is all that you can see You are the god of everything Hes inside you and me So lean upon him gently And dont call upon him to save You from your social graces grow And a sense youre used to brave youre used to brave And the bloody church of England In chains of mystery Requests your earthly presence At the bigger wreck from sea And the graven image you know who With his plastic crucifix hes got him fixed Confuses me as to who and where and why After how he gets his kicks he gets his kicks Confessing to the endless sin The endless whining sounds Youll be praying till next birthday To all the gods that you can count THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS Riding on the City of New Orleans Illinois Central Monday morning rail Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders Three conductors and twenty five sacks of mail All out on a southbound odyssey The train pulls out of Kankakee Rolling past the houses farms and fields Passing towns that have no name And freight yards full of old black men And graveyards full of rusted Automobiles Singing good morning America how are you Dont you know me Im your native son Im the train they call the City of New Orleans Ill be gone five hundred miles when the day is done Dealing cards with the old men in the club car Penny a point and no ones keeping score Pass the paper bag that holds the bottle Feel the wheels a rumbling neath the floor And the sons of Pullman porters And the sons of engineers Ride their fathers magic carpet made of steel And mothers with their babes asleep Are rocking to the gentle beat The rhythm of the rails is all they feel Singing good morning America how are you Dont you know me Im your native son Im the train they call the City of New Orleans Ill be gone five hundred miles when the day is done Night time on the City of New Orleans Changing cars at Memphis Tennessee Halfway home and well be there by morning Through the Mississippi darkness rolling to the sea But all the towns and people seem To fade into one bad dream And the steel rail hasnt heard the news The conductor sings his song again Passengers will please refrain This train has got the disappearing railroad blues Singing good morning America how are you Dont you know me Im your native son Im the train they call the City of New Orleans Ill be gone five hundred miles when the day is done CITY TO CITY Now the night train is waiting, to take me away And Im still feeling guilty about wanting you to stay Well I know, how I know, its harder on you But then you said it yourself, theres nothing else we can do When the wheels start turning, taking me through the night Out there in the darkness, theres a star shining bright And the needs treated better, just to see you down there Hope youre thinking about it, and you know I still care So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home Now I know youve been waiting, Ill be seeing you soon Meanwhile Ill just stay here, and stare at the moon And that light painted silver, through my window it creeps And the train keeps on rolling and just rocks me to sleep So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home Now from city to city, its four hundred miles And Im bound to wake up every once in a while And each day that I call up, Just somehow you come And you can go back to sleep, cause Ill be home in an hour So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home So goodnight, yeah goodnight, goodnight train is gonna carry me home Im going home, Im going home, Im going home, Im going home Im going home, Im going home, Im going home, Im going home Im going home, Im going home, Im going home, Im going home Im going home, Im going home, Im going home, Im going home COCAINE If you want to hang out, You've got to take her out, Cocaine. If you want to get down, Get down on the ground, Cocaine. She don't lie, she don't lie, She don't lie, Cocaine. If you got bad news, You want to kick them blues, Cocaine. When your day is done, And you want to ride on, Cocaine. She don't lie, she don't lie, She don't lie, Cocaine. If your thing is gone, And you want to ride on, Cocaine. Don't forget this fact. You can't get back, Cocaine. She don't lie, she don't lie, She don't lie, Cocaine. She don't lie, she don't lie, She don't lie, Cocaine. COME BACK Come back, Baby come back, Baby come back, Baby come back, This is the first time I feel today That you have run away I'm asking you for the first time Love me so fine and stay stay stay stay Come back, Baby come back, Baby come back, Baby come back, There ain't no use in crying 'Cause I'm more hurt than you I should not have been that flirting But now my love it isn't true true true true Come back, Baby come back, Baby come back, Baby come back, Come back baby don't you leave me Baby, baby, don't you go Oh won't you give me a second chance Baby, I love you so so so so Come back, Baby come back, Baby come back, Baby come back, COSMIC AND FREAKY It was cosmic and freaky on a midsummers day And the vibes from the meadows man they blew me away And the blackbirds and thrushes they were into their own thing And the larks got off on music man like all they did was sing And the larks got off on music And the larks got off on music And the larks got off on music man like all they did was sing Now a freak and his old lady were a tripping through the heather Said the freak to his old lady man my heads not together So Im off to San Francisco where the alpha waves roam free And the highs you get on skateboards have transcended LSD And the highs you get on skateboards And the highs you get on skateboards And the highs you get on skateboards And the highs you get on skateboards have transcended LSD Now a picture of his earth shoes she instantly drew Saying man thats where my heads at and Im still in tune with you And as they dug each others head space tears in her eyes he could see She said can I come and he said no, man dont lay that trip on me She said can I come and he said no She said can I come and he said no She said can I come and he said no She said can I come and he said no, man dont lay that trip on me He said listen babe its getting heavy and Im not into whats going down For my taxi meters ticking and Im turned off this town But youll still be my old lady if youre ever in San Francisco After all man youre a Pisces and Im a Scorpio After all man youre a Pisces After all man youre a Pisces After all man youre a Pisces After all man youre a Pisces and Im a Scorpio COUNTRY ROADS Almost heaven West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenendoa river Life is old there older than the trees, Younger than the mountains flowing on the breeze Country road take me home to the place I belong West Virginia mountain mama take me home country roads All my memories gather round her Miners lady stranger to Blue Water Dark and dusty painted on the sky Dusky taste of moonshine teardrops in my eyes Country roads take me home to the place I belong West Virginia mountain mama take me home country roads I hear her voice in the morning how she calls to me The radio reminds me of my home far away And driving down the road I get the feeling That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads take me home to the place I belong West Virginia mountain mama take me home country roads COWPOKE SONG Well I was sitting by the campfire picking my nose Using my toothbrush to clean between my toes When who should I see up on the horizon Who should it be but the girl I adore Charlotte the starlet the Hollywood bore And when I saw her I had to break into this song Yippee yi yo yippee yi yay I like to see those udders sway from side to side I want to be a cowpoke just poking cows all day Well Charlottes forty fat and fruity hear my song Her foundation garments are by Dormond Long Shes so to speak my little prairie flower I pine for her wine and dine her but she wont give in So I feed her brandy vodka whisky rum and paraffin Shes given up sex and lighting cigarettes so I sing my song to you Yippee yi yo yippee yi yay....etc. Well Ive been sitting here all day long Waiting for Rolf Harris to discover this song And take it to the U.K. and play it on T.V. It might even win the Eurovision song contest The tune really stinks so it should come off best I let the coyotes coyote by the light of the moon in June Yippee yi yo yippee yi yay....etc. Now I like to sing a country and western With my cowboy Stetson and my cowboy vest on And my cowboy boots pulled up to my cowboy knees Hitch up my horse hitch up my pants Adopt my cowboy song singing stance When I get to the part where the song comes right from the heart Yippee yi yo yippee yi yay....etc. Now Sitting Bull was sitting sullenly carving his totem When the silly bugger dropped a nine inch chisel on his left foot His cries they lasted all through the prairie night He used to be a stud but now his sex lifes dropped off The squaws all ignore him they laugh and they scoff He gets no more love calls since they heard about his accident So I sing my song to you Yippee yi yo yippee yi yay....etc. CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE This thing called love I just cant handle it This thing called love I must get around to it I aint ready crazy little thing called love This thing called love it cries in the cradle all night It swings it jives shakes all over like a jellyfish Kinda like it crazy little thing called love There goes my baby she knows how to rock and roll She drives me crazy she gives me hot and cold fever She leaves me in a cool cool sweat Ive gotta be cool relaxed get in and get on my tracks Take a back seat hitch hike take a long ride on a motorbike Then Im ready a crazy little thing called love Ive gotta be cool relaxed get in and get on my tracks Take a back seat hitch hike take a long ride on a motorbike Till Im ready a crazy little thing called love This thing called love I just cant handle it This thing called love I must get around to it Im aint ready crazy little thing called love Crazy little thing called love Crazy little thing called love Crazy little thing called love CROSSROADS I went down to the crossroads Fell down on my knees Down to the crossroads Fell down on my knees I tried to beg for mercy Baby if you please I went down to the crossroads Tried to pack a ride I went down to the crossroads Tried to pack a ride Nobody wanna stop for me Everybody passed me by I'm going down to Rosedale Take my rider by my side I'm going down to Rosedale Take my rider by my side You can still buy a house babe On the riverside I'm going down to Rosedale Take my rider by my side I'm going down to Rosedale Take my rider by my side You can still buy a house babe On the riverside You can run you can run Tell my old friend Willie Brown You can run you can run Tell my old friend Willie Brown And I'm standing at the crossroads Believe I'm sinking down DYER MAKER Oh oh oh oh oh you dont have to go Oh oh oh oh you dont have to go Oh oh oh oh you dont have to go You dont have to go I I I I I all those tears I cried I I I I all those tears I cried Oh oh ah I baby please Dont go When I read the letter you wrote me you made me mad mad mad When I read the words that it told me you made me sad sad sad But I still love you so I cant let you go I love you oh baby I love you Oh oh oh oh oh every breath I take Oh oh oh oh you oh every move I make Oh baby please dont go I I I I I I you hurt me to my soul Oh oh oh oh you hurt me to my soul Darling please dont go When I read the letter you sent me you made me mad mad mad When I read the news that it broke you made me sad sad sad But I still love you so and I cant let you go I love you oh baby I love you Oh oh oh oh oh you dont have to go Oh oh oh oh you dont have to go Oh oh oh oh oh baby babe please Please please please Ah ah ah ah ah ah baby Ah ah I really love you baby Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh darling Oh ... oh ... ah ... baby I still love you so Oh baby I still love you so Oh oh oh oh oh oh Ah ah ah ah ah Oh oh oh oh oh oh Ah ah ah ah ah DA DOO RON RON I met her on a Monday and my heart stood still Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Somebody told me that her name was Jill Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Yes, my heart stood still, Yes, her name was Jill And when she walked me home Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron She knew what she was doing when she caught my eye Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron She looked so quiet, but my oh my Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Yes, she caught my eye Yes, but my oh my And when she walked me home Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron She picked me up at seven and she looked so fine Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Some day soon I'm gonna make her mine Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Yes, she looked so fine Yes, I'm gonna make her mine Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron DANCE DANCE DANCE My grandpa hes ninety five He keeps on dancing hes still alive My grandma shes ninety two She likes to dance and sing some too I dont know but Ive been told If you keep on dancing youll never grow old Come on darling put a pretty dress on Were gonna go out tonight Dance dance dance Dance dance dance Dance dance dance All night long Im a hard working man Im a son of a gun Ive been working all week in the noon day sun The woods in the kitchen and the cows in the barn Im all cleaned up my chores are all done Take my hand and come along Lets go out and have some fun Come on darling put a pretty dress on Were gonna go out tonight Dance dance dance Dance dance dance Dance dance dance All night long Come on darling dont look that way Dont you know when you smile Ive got to say Youre my honey bumpkin lover youre my hearts delight Dont you want to go out tonight Youre such a pretty lady, youre such a sweet girl When you dance it lightens up my world Come on darling put a pretty dress on Were gonna go out tonight Dance dance dance Dance dance dance Dance dance dance All night long DAYDREAM BELIEVER I could hide 'neath the wings Of a blue bird as she sings The six o'clock alarm would never ring But it rings and I rise Wash the sleep out of my eyes The shaving razor's cold and it stings Cheer up sleepy Jean Oh what can it mean To a daydream believer And a homecoming queen You once thought of me As a white knight on a steed Now we know how useless this can be And our days start and end Without dollar one to spend Now we know how happy we can be Cheer up sleepy Jean Oh what can it mean To a daydream believer And a homecoming queen Cheer up sleepy Jean Oh what can it mean To a daydream believer And a homecoming queen DESPERADO Desperado why don't you come to your senses You've been out riding fences for so long now Oh you're a hard one but I know you've got your reasons These things that are pleasing you can hurt you somehow Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy She'll beat you if she's able You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet Now it seems to me some fine things Have been laid upon your table But you only want the ones that you can't get Desperado oh you ain't getting no younger Your pain and your hunger they're driving you home And freedom oh freedom that's just some people talking Your prison is walking through this world all alone Don't your feet get cold in the wintertime The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine It's hard to tell the night time from the day You're losing all your highs and lows Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away Desperado why don't you come to your senses Come down from your fences and open the gate It may be raining but there's a rainbow above you You'd better let somebody love you let somebody love you You'd better let somebody love you before it's too late DIANE Oh no here I go again Falling in love again Love is like a grain of sand Slowly slipping through your hand Oh oh oh oh, oh oh Diane Oh oh oh oh, oh oh Diane Will I love you I will always Will you stand by me always Love is like a grain of sand Slowly slipping through your hand Oh oh oh oh, oh oh Diane Oh oh oh oh, oh oh Diane Oh oh Diane Oh oh Diane Oh oh Diane Oh oh Diane Talking 'bout Diane Oh oh Diane DIRTY WORLD He loves your sexy body he loves your dirty mind He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind Oh baby youre such a pretty thing I cant wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang You dont need no wax job youre smooth enough for me If you need your oil changed Ill do it for you free Oh baby the pleasurell be all mine If you let me drive your pick-up truck and park it where the sun dont shine Every time he touches you his hair stands up on end As your legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend Oh baby youre such a tasty treat And Im under doctors orders Im afraid to over-eat He loves your sense of humour disposition too Theres absolutely nothing that he dont love about you Oh baby Im on my hands and knees Life would be so simple if I only had you to please Oh baby turn around and say goodbye You go to the airport now and Im going home to cry He loves your electric door plank He loves your red bell pastas He loves your fuel injection He loves your service chart He loves your five speed gear box He loves your long endurance He loves your quest for junk food He loves your big refrigerator He loves your Travelling Willbury He loves your marble earrings He loves your ugly curtains He loves your power steering He loves your bottled water He loves your parts and service Dirty world the dirty world its a F***ing dirty world DO IT AGAIN In the morning you go gunning For the man who stole your water And you fire till he is done in But they catch you at the border And the mourners are all singing As they drag you by your feet But the hangman isnt hanging And they put you on the street Yeah you go back Jack do it again Wheel turning round and round You go back Jack do it again When you know shes no high climber Then you find your only friend In a room with your two timer And youre sure youre near the end Then you love a little wild one And she brings you only sorrow All the time you know shes smiling Youll be on your knees tomorrow Yeah you go back Jack do it again Wheel turning round and round You go back Jack do it again Now you swear and kick and beg us That youre not a gambling man Then you find youre back in Vegas With a handle in your hand Your black cards could make you money So you hide them when youre able In the land of milk and honey You must put them on the table Yeah you go back Jack do it again Wheel turning round and round You go back Jack do it again DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME Do that to me one more time Once is never enough with a girl like you Do that to me one more time I can never get enough of a girl like you oh Kiss me like you just did Oh, baby do that to me once again Passing by me one more time Once just isnt enough for my heart to hear Oh, tell it to me one more time I can never hear enough while I got you near, woh... Say those words again like you just did Oh, baby tell it to me once again Do that to me one more time Once is never enough with a girl like you Do that to me one more time I can never get enough of a girl like you oh Oh, baby do that to once again, woh baby Do that to me one more time Do it one more time Do it again, one more time Do it again, one more time DO WAH DIDDY There she was, just a-walking down the street Singing, Do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do Snapping with her fingers and shuffling her feet Singing, Do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do She looked good (looked good) She looked fine (looked fine) She looked good, she looked fine And I nearly lost my mind Before I know it she was walking next to me Singing, do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do Holding my hand just as natural as can be Singing, do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do We walked on (walked on) To my door (my door) We walked on to my door Then we kissed a little more Whow-ouh whow-ouh, I knew I was falling in love yes I did, So I told her all the things I've been dreaming of Now we're together nearly every single day Singing, do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do We're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay Singing, do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do Well I'm hers (I'm hers) She's mine (She's mine) I'm hers, she's mine Wedding bells are gonna chime Whow-ouh whow-ouh, I knew I was falling in love yes I did, So I told her all the things I've been dreaming of Now we're together nearly every single day Singing, do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do We're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay Singing, do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do Do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do Do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do Do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do Do wah diddy, diddy, do wah diddy, diddy Do wah diddy, diddy damm, diddy do DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE I was walking down a one way street Just a looking for someone to meet One woman who is looking for a man And I'm hoping that the feeling is right And I'm wondering if you'll stay for the night So I'm coming I don't want to be lonely baby Please help me I want to love you all over Do you believe in love Do you believe in love Do you believe in love Well you're making me believe it too Now the feeling is beginning to grow And the meaning is something you only know If you believe it keep my hand and I'll take your heart Now I wonder where does true love begin I'm going under so I'm letting you win My woman I don't want to be lonely baby Please help me I want to love you all over Do you believe in love Do you believe in love Do you believe in love Well you're making me believe it too I used to have you in a photograph I'm so glad it's changed But now I've got you baby and it's going to last Do you believe it babe Do you believe in love Do you believe in love Do you believe in love Well you're making me believe it too DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME Give me time to realise my crime Let me love and steal I have danced inside your eyes How can I be real Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to make me cry Precious kisses words that burn me Lovers never ask you why In my heart the fires burning Choose my colour, find a star Precious people always tell me Thats a step, a step too far Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to make me cry Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to make me cry Words are few I have spoken I could waste a thousand years Wrapped in sorrow words are token Come inside and catch my tears Youve been talking but believe me If its true, you do not know This boy loves without a reason Im prepared to let you go If its love you want from me Then take it away Everything is not what you see Its over again Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to make me cry Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to make me cry Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to make me cry Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to make me cry Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to make me cry DOG END IN MY BEER CAN I took you out to dinner to a fancy restaurant It took you half an hour to tell the waiter what you want And when he brought the soup you let it fall down on your knee Then when he brought another one you spilt it over me Youre the dog-end in my beer can Youre the stone in my left shoe An when I think of great disasters You know I always think of you Youre the snowdrift on my motorway The snake in my grass But most of all baby Youre a pain in my arse I took you on an aeroplane and as we soared through the clouds You scared all the other passengers when you said your prayers out loud But worst was still to come before we ever touched the ground As a present to the pilot you passed your hat around Youre the dog-end in my beer can Youre the stone in my left shoe An when I think of great disasters You know I always think of you Youre the snowdrift on my motorway The snake in my grass But most of all baby Youre a pain in my arse You were an hour late for the wedding I thought youd left me in the lurch Oh you really shocked the guests when you smoked your pipe in church And in the middle of the service I was stunned to say the least When you answered all the questions wrong and I got married to the priest Youre the dog-end in my beer can Youre the stone in my left shoe An when I think of great disasters You know I always think of you Youre the snowdrift on my motorway The snake in my grass But most of all baby Youre a pain in my arse DOGRUFF DAN 'Twas in the rains we built the drains from Salford to West Ham I've been a ganger for thirty years and I've never stopped a man But I'm sorry Joe you'll have to go I'm signing Dogruff Dan How are you Dan ? DOGRUFF a doopie diddly da Betimes hed work for Wimpy's, Mc Alpine he'd sign on But he preferred the council jobs a working in the sun And when the sun was sinking low he'd maybe get a sub And he would lead a gang of lads down to the local pub How are you Dan ? DOGRUFF a doopie diddly da He was down there Monday morning wi' his hankie on his head Brewing himself a mug of tea down in the foreman's shed When up came a plasterer, said "you're drinking from me pot" Said Dan to the plasterer "begorrah sure I'm not How are you Dan ? DOGRUFF a doopie diddly da Like a mighty clap of thunder or a dumpers skidding wheels Dan began to shake and jerk and do an Irish reel He punched the plasterer on the nose and when he came to land He looked just like a flower stuck all in a heap of sand How are you Dan ? DOGRUFF a doopie diddly da Severely discontentered he gave his pick a wrench And went to eat a buttie down in his favourite trench When up came the plasterer, tipper at the double And filled in Dogruff Daniel's trench with half a ton of rubble How are you Dan ? DOGRUFF a doopie diddly da How are you Dan ? DOGRUFF a doopie diddly da DON'T BE CRUEL You know I can't be found Sitting home all alone If you can't come around At least please telephone Don't be cruel to a heart that's true Baby you may be mad With something I might have said Please forget my past The future looks bright ahead Don't be cruel to a heart that's true I don't want no other love Baby it's just you I'm thinking of Don't stop a thinking of me Don't make me feel this way Come on over here and love me You know what I wanted you to say Don't be cruel to a heart that's true Why should we be apart I really love you baby cross my heart Let's walk up to the preacher And let us say I do Then you know you'll have me And I know that I'll have you Don't be cruel to a heart that's true I don't want no other love Baby it's just you I'm thinking of Don't be cruel to a heart that's true Don't be cruel to a heart that's true I don't want no other love Baby it's just you I'm thinking of DONT LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD Baby do you understand me now Sometimes I feel a little mad And dont you know that no one alive can always be an angel When things go wrong I seem to be bad Im just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please dont let me be misunderstood Baby sometimes Im so carefree With a joy thats hard to hide And sometimes it seems that all I have to do is worry And then youre bound to see my other side But Im just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please dont let me be misunderstood If I seem edgy I want you to know That I never mean to take it out on you Life has its problems and I get my share And thats one thing I never mean to do cause I love you Oh oh oh baby dont you know Im human I have thoughts like any other one Sometimes I find myself long regretting Some foolish thing some little sinful thing Ive done Im just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please dont let me be misunderstood Yes Im just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please dont let me be misunderstood Yes Im just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please dont let me be misunderstood DONT LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME I cant light no more of your darkness All my pictures seem to fade to black and white Im growing tired and time stands still before me Frozen here on the ladder of my life Too late to save myself from falling I took a chance and changed your life But you misread my meaning when I met you Closed the door and left me blinded by the light Dont let the sun go down on me Although I search myself its always someone else I see Id just allow a fragment of your life to wander free But losing everything is like the sun going down on me I cant find oh the right romantic line But see me once and see the way I feel Dont discard me just because you think I mean you harm But these cuts I have oh they need love to help heal them up Dont let the sun go down on me Although I search myself its always someone else I see Id just allow a fragment of your life to wander free But losing everything is like the sun going down on me DONT STOP If you wake up and don't wanna smile If it takes just a little while Open your eyes and look at the day you'll see things in a different way Don't stop thinking about tomorrow Don't stop it'll soon be here It'll be better than before Yesterday's gone yesterday's gone Why not think about times to come And not about the things that you've done If your life was bad to you Just think what tomorrow will do Don't stop thinking about tomorrow Don't stop it'll soon be here It'll be better than before Yesterday's gone yesterday's gone All I want is to see you smile If it takes just a little while I know you don't believe that it's true I never meant any harm to you Don't stop thinking about tomorrow Don't stop it'll soon be here It'll be better than before Yesterday's gone yesterday's gone Don't stop thinking about tomorrow Don't stop it'll soon be here It'll be better than before Yesterday's gone yesterday's gone Don't stop thinking about tomorrow Don't stop it'll soon be here It'll be better than before Yesterday's gone yesterday's gone Oh don't you look back Oh don't you look back Oh don't you look back DONT STOP ME NOW Tonight Im gonna have myself a real good time I feel ali-hi-hi-hive And the world, well turn it inside out yeah And float it around in ecstasy so Dont stop me now Dont stop me, cause Im having a good time, having a good time Im a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity Im a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva Im gonna go, go, go, theres no stopping me Im burning through the sky yeah two hundred degrees Thats why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit Im travelling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Dont stop me now Im having such a good time, Im having a ball Dont stop me now If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call Dont stop me now, Im having a good time Dont stop me now, Im having a good time I dont wanna stop at all Im a rocket ship on my way to Mars On a collision course, I am a satellite, Im out of control Im a six shooter ready to reload like an atom bomb thats about to woh woh woh woh woh explode Im burning through the sky yeah two hundred degrees Thats why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit Im travelling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic woman of you (Dont stop me dont stop me dont stop me) hey hey hey (Dont stop me dont stop me ooh hoo hoo) I like it (Dont stop me dont stop me) have a good time good time (Dont stop me dont stop me) ooh Oh burning through the sky yeah two hundred degrees Thats why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit Im travelling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Dont stop me now Im having such a good time, Im having a ball Dont stop me now If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call Dont stop me now, Im having a good time Dont stop me now, Im having a good time I dont wanna stop at all DON'T THINK TWICE, IT'S ALRIGHT It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. It don't matter anyhow. It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. If you don't know by now. When the rooster crows at the break of dawn, Look out your window, and I'll be gone. You're the reason, I'm travelling on. Don't think twice, it's alright. It ain't no use in turning on your light, babe. The light, I never knowed. It ain't no use in turning on your light, babe. I'm on the dark side of the road. But I wish, there was something, you could do or say, To try to make me change my mind, and stay. But never did too much talking anyway, So, don't think twice, it's alright. It ain't no use in calling out my name, gal, Like you never done before. It ain't no use in calling out my name, gal, I can't hear you anymore. I'm a-thinking and a-wondering, walking down the road, I once loved a woman, a child, I'm told. I'd give her my heart, but she wanted my soul, But don't think twice, it's alright. So long, honey babe. Where I'm bound, I can't tell. Good-bye is too good a word, babe, So I just say fare thee well. I ain't a-saying, you treated me unkind, You could have done better, but I don't mind. You just kinda wasted my precious time, But don't think twice, it's alright. DOWN BY THE RIVER City life was getting us down so we spend a weekend out of town Fixed our tent on a patch of ground down by the river Lit a fire and drank some wine you put your jeans on top of mine Said come in the water's fine down by the river Down by the river, down by the river I said, come in the water's fine down by the river Didn't feel too good all night so we took a walk in the morning light We came across a stranger sight down by the river Silver fish lay on it's side it was washed up by the early tide I wonder how it died down by the river Down by the river, down by the river Silver fish lay on it's side down by the river Doctor put us both in bed he dosed us up and shook his head Only foolish people go he said down by the river Why do willows weep said he because they're dying gradually From the waste from the factories down by the river Down by the river, down by the river Why do willows weep said he down by the river In time the river banks will die and the reed will wilt and the ducks won't fly There'll be a tear in the author's eye down by the river The banks will soon be black and dead and where the author raised his head Will be a clean white stony bed down by the river Down by the river, down by the river The banks will soon be black and dead down by the river DOWN ON THE CORNER Early in the evening just 'bout supper time Over by the court house they're starting to unwind Four kids on the corner trying to bring you up Willie picks a tune out and he blows it on the harp Down on the corner out in the street Willie and the poor boys are playing Bring a nickel tap your feet Rooster hits the washboard and people just got to smile Blinky thumps the gutbass and solos for a while Poor boy twangs the rhythm out of his kalamazoo And Willie goes into a dance doubles on kazoo Down on the corner out in the street Willie and the poor boys are playing Bring a nickel tap your feet Down on the corner out in the street Willie and the poor boys are playing Bring a nickel tap your feet You don't need a penny just to hang around But if you've got a nickel won't you lay your money down Over on the corner there's a happy noise People come from all around just to hear the magic boys Down on the corner out in the street Willie and the poor boys are playing Bring a nickel tap your feet Down on the corner out in the street Willie and the poor boys are playing Bring a nickel tap your feet DOWN THE DUSTPIPE Going down the dustpipe now Got a ten dollar bill in my jeans Ain't no room for a kosher cowboy In a town like New Orleans But I'm doing all right now Going down the dustpipe Na na na na na na na na Guess I didn't make it in the city But that's just the way that it goes What a lunatic crazy fool for being They don't like the shape of my clothes But I'm doing all right now Going down the dustpipe Na na na na na na na na Going down the dustpipe now Got a ten dollar bill in my jeans Ain't no room for a kosher cowboy In a town like New Orleans But I'm doing all right now Going down the dustpipe Na na na na na na na na DOWN UNDER Travelling in a fried out combi On a heavy trail head full of zombie I met a strange lady she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said Do you come from a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear can't you hear the thunder You'd better run you'd better take cover Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six foot four and full of muscle I said do you speaka my language He just smiled and gave me a Vegamite sandwich He said I've come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear can't you hear the thunder You'd better run you'd better take cover Dyin' in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw and not much to say I said to the man are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty And he said Do you come from a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear can't you hear the thunder You'd better run you'd better take cover Cause you are Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear can't you hear the thunder You'd better run you'd better take cover We are Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear can't you hear the thunder You'd better run you'd better take cover DREAMER Dreamer you know you are a dreamer Can you put your hands in your head oh no Dreamer you know you are a dreamer Can you put your hands in your head oh no oh no I said oh no what a day a year a life it is You know well you know you had it coming to you Know there's not a lot I can do Dreamer stupid little dreamer So you put your head in your hands oh no I said oh no what a day a year a life it is You know well you know you had it coming to you Know there's not a lot I can do You got something If I can see something You can see anything you want boy If I can be someone You can be anyone celebrate boy Well if I can do something You can do something If I could do anything Can you do something out of this world Oh take a dream on a subway Take a life take a holiday Take a life in a dreamer Dream dream dream dream dream dream dream dream alone Come on and dream alone Come on and dream alone Come on and dream alone Come on and dream alone Dreamer you know you are a dreamer Can you put your hands in your head oh no Dreamer you know you are a dreamer Can you put your hands in your head oh no oh no DUST IN THE WIND I close my eyes Only for a moment and the moment's gone All my dreams Passed before my eyes in curiosity Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind Same old song Just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do Crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind Now don't hang on Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away And all your money won't another minute buy Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind Dust in the wind Everything is dust in the wind DYNAMO Joey couldn't stand it so he left to join the band that really saved his soul Tried it to a bring it on and to play it in a week but baby could it roll He could make a bad drummer swing You wouldnt believe it to stand see him doing his thing You couldnt leave it alone See him rock, see him roll, from his heart and his soul Ah I know from his head to toe he's a dynamo He could eat your fibulator he could tame an alligator Baby could he move When the band starts to play honey if you walk away You've just gotta groove When the smoke's rising high from his strings Its hard to take it too low Like those Cadbury sweets And you dont fake it alone See him rock, see him roll, from his heart to his soul Ah I know from his head to toe he's a dynamo He could make a bad drummer swing You wouldnt believe it to stand see him doing his thing You couldnt leave it alone See him rock, see him roll, from his heart to his soul Ah I know from his head to toe he's a dynamo He could make you laugh he could make you want to cry He could even make you fly fly fly See him rock, see him roll, from his heart to his soul Ah I know from his head to toe he's a dynamo Hes a dynamo hes a dynamo hes a dynamo hes a dynamo Hes a dynamo hes a dynamo hes a dynamo hes a dynamo EASY I know it sounds funny but I just cant stand the pain And Im leaving you tomorrow Seems to me girl you know Ive done all I can You see I beg stole and I borrow yeah Thats why Im easy Im easy like Sunday morning Thats why Im easy Im easy like Sunday morning Why in the world would anybody put chains on me Ive paid my dues to make it Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be Im not happy when I try to fake it no Thats why Im easy Im easy like Sunday morning Thats why Im easy Im easy like Sunday morning I wanna to be high so high I wanna be free to know the things I do are right I wanna be free just free woh babe high Thats why Im easy Im easy like Sunday morning Thats why Im easy Im easy like Sunday morning Cause Im easy Easy like Sunday morning Cause Im easy Easy like Sunday morning Cause Im easy Easy like Sunday morning Cause Im easy Easy like Sunday morning THE EFDSS Young man theres no need to feel down I said young man dont you worry or frown Young man theres a club in your town Where you can wear a dangling tankard Folkies live on barrels of beer I said folkies fingers stuck in their ear Folkies oh its all very queer With their money belts and patches Youve got to go to the EFDSS Youve got to go to the EFDSS They have everything for a man to enjoy You can soon feel one of the boys Thats if you go to the EFDSS Why dont you go to the EFDSS You can reel you can jig be as sick as a pig You can even dance like fairies Well in the morris you can wear some budgie bells In the morris we dont play with sissy girls In the morris you can sweat and give off smells In the morris In the morris wave your hankies round and round In the morris bang your sticks upon the ground In the morris all you do is piss around In the morris In the morris They want you they want you they want you as a new recruit They want you they want you they want you as a new recruit In the quarry in Headington we danced all day Till a man came by who said his name was Cecil And he said to us where did you learn that dance And we replied we learned it on the Generation Game They want you they want you they want you as a new recruit They want you they want you they want you as a new recruit Youve got to go to the EFDSS Youve got to go to the EFDSS They have everything for a man to enjoy You can soon feel one of the boys Thats if you go to the EFDSS Why dont you go to the EFDSS You can reel you can jig be as sick as a pig You can even dance like fairies END OF THE WORLD Why does the sun go on shining Why does the sea rush to the shore Dont they know its the end of the world Cause you dont love me anymore Why do the birds go on singing Why do the stars glow above Dont they know its the end of the world It ended when I lost your love I wake up every morning and I wonder Why everythings the same as it was I cant understand, no I cant understand How life goes on the way it does Why does my heart go on beating Why do these eyes of mine cry Dont they know its the end of the world It ended when you said goodbye EVE OF DESTRUCTION The eastern world it is exploding Violence flaring, bullets loading You're old enough to kill, But not for voting You don't believe in war But what's that gun you're toting And even the Jordan river has bodies floating But you tell me over and over and over again my friend Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction Don't you understand what I'm trying to say Can't you feel the fears that I'm feeling today If the button is pushed There's no running away There'll be no one to save With the world in a grave Take a look around you boy, it's bound to scare you boy And you tell me over and over and over again my friend Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulating I'm sitting here just contemplating I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation Handful of Senators don't pass legislation When marches alone can't bring integration When human respect is disintegrating This whole crazy world is just too frustrating But you tell me over and over and over again my friend Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction Think of all the hate there is in Red China Then take a look around you to Salma, Alabama Ah, you may leave here for four days in space But when you return it's the same old place The pounding of the drums, the pride and disgrace You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace Hate you next-door neighbour, but don't forget to say grace And you tell me over and over and over again my friend Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE Every breath you take, every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take Ill be watching you Every single day, every word you say Every game you play, every night you stay Ill be watching you Oh cant you see, you belong to me How my poor heart aches with every step you take Every move you make, every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake Ill be watching you Since youve been gone, Ive been lost without a trace I dream at night, I can only see your face I look around but its you I cant replace I feel so cold and long for your embrace I keep crying baby, baby, please Oh cant you see, you belong to me How my poor heart aches with every step you take Every move you make, every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake Ill be watching you Every move you make, every step you take Ill be watching you EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC Though Ive tried before to tell her Of the feeling I have for her in my heart Every time that I come near her I just lose my heart as Ive done from the start Every little thing she does is magic Every thing she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on Do I have to tell the story Of a thousand rainy days since we first met Its a big enough umbrella But its always me that ends up getting wet Every little thing she does is magic Every thing she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on I resolved to call her up a thousand times a day And ask her if shell marry me in some old fashioned way But my silent fears have gripped me long before I reach the phone Long before my tongue has tripped me must I always be alone Every little thing she does is magic Every thing she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on Every little thing she does is magic Every thing she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Every little every little thing Every little thing she does is magic Ki oh ki oh ki oh ki oh ... Every little thing she does is magic Magic magic magic magic Way oh way oh EVERY TIME YOU GO AWAY If we can solve any problem why do we lose so many tears I saw you go again when the leading man appeared Its always the same scene Cant you see weve got everything going on and on Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Go on and go free baby youre too close to see I feel your body move it doesnt mean that much to me Its always the same scene Cant you see weve got everything going on and on Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Its always the same scene Cant you see weve got everything going on and on Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Go on and go free baby youre too close to see I feel your body move it doesnt mean that much to me Its always the same scene Cant you see weve got everything going on and on Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you EVERYBODY NEEDS A FRIEND Trust in me I'll try to do Everything to help you that I can Broken wings can heal and mend again Don't be afraid to cry your tears out loud Everybody needs to have a friend Show me now that I can give Give to you the only love I have When I see you're in misery It makes me want to try and understand Everybody needs a helping hand It's only love that I can give I'll give to you the only love I have When I see you're so unhappy It makes me want to try and understand Everybody needs a helping hand If everything should turn around And it's me who feels so down and out You could be the kind of company To share the load and know how bad it feels Everybody needs to have a friend EVERY THING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU Look into my eyes you will see What you mean to me Search your heart search your soul And when you find me there youll search no more Dont tell me its not worth trying for You cant tell me its not worth dying for You know its true everything I do I do it for you Look into you heart you will find Theres nothing there to hide Take me as I am take my life I would give it all I would sacrifice Dont tell me its not worth fighting for I cant help it theres nothing I want more You know its true Everything I do I do it for you , oh yeah...... Theres no love like your love And no other could give more love Theres nowhere unless youre there All the time, all the way Look in to your heartbreak Yeah........ Oh yeah.... Oh you cant tell me its not worth trying for I cant help it theres nothing I want more Yeah I would fight for you Id lie for you What do I for you yeah I die for you You know its true everything I do Oh... I do it for you Excommunicate me When I was young and they packed me off to school And they taught me how not to play the game I didnt mind if they groomed me for success Or if they said I was just a fool So I left there in the morning with their god tucked underneath my arm Their half-arsed smiles and the book of rules And I asked this god a question and by way of firm reply He said Im not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays So I told my old headmaster Im twenty-one who cares Before Im through Id like to say to say my prayers I dont believe you you have the whole damn thing all wrong Hes not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays Well you can excommunicate me on my way to Sunday school And have all the bishops harmonise these lines How dyou dare to tell me that Im my fathers son When that was just a natural mans birth Id rather look around me compose a better song Cause thats the honest measure of my worth In your pomp and all your glory youre a poorer man than me As you lick the boots of death born out of fear oh ho ho ho When I was young and they packed me off to school And they taught me how not to play the game I didnt mind if they groomed me for success Or if they said that I was just a fool So I left there in the morning with their god under my arm Their half-arsed smiles and the book of rules Well you can excommunicate me on my way to Sunday school And have all the bishops harmonise these lines When I was young and they packed me off to school And they taught me how not to play the game I didnt mind if they groomed me for success Or if they said I was just a fool So I told my old headmaster Im twenty-one who cares Before Im through Id like to say to say my prayers Well you can excommunicate me on my way to Sunday school And have all the bishops harmonise these lines I dont believe you you have the whole damn thing all wrong Hes not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays FINAL COUNTDOWN We're leaving together But still it's farewell And maybe we'll come back To Earth who can tell I guess there is no one to blame We're leaving ground Will things ever be the same again It's the final countdown We're heading for Venus And still we stand tall Cause maybe they've seen us And welcome us all With so many light years to go And things to be found I'm sure that we'll all miss her so It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown The final countdown It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown It's the final countdown We're leaving together The final countdown Where love is to serve It's the final countdown It's the final countdown THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST I would have given you all of my heart But there's someone who's torn it apart And she's taken almost all that I've got But if you want I'll try to love again Baby I'll try to love again but I know The first cut is the deepest, baby I know The first cut is the deepest, Cause when it comes to being lucky she's cursed When it comes to loving me she's the worst But when it comes to being loved she's the first That's how I know The first cut is the deepest, baby I know The first cut is the deepest, Cause when it comes to being lucky she's cursed When it comes to loving me she's the worst But when it comes to being loved she's the first I still want you by my side Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried 'Cause I'm sure gonna give you a try And if you want I'll try to love again Baby I'll try to love again but I know The first cut is the deepest, baby I know The first cut is the deepest, Cause when it comes to being lucky she's cursed When it comes to loving me she's the worst But when it comes to being loved she's the first That's how I know The first cut is the deepest, baby I know The first cut is the deepest, Cause when it comes to being lucky she's cursed When it comes to loving me she's the worst But when it comes to being loved she's the first FIRST SONG Ive written words to say Im leaving The words express the pain Old songs lose young meanings But the new ones they gain From changes that Ive been through Or new ones Im coming to You were my first song And I still ... Well sure I still get feelings To get back on the road And I still get leanings To forget the things I know About myself and changes Going through and coming to You were my first song And I still ... Do words express true meaning I mean the words are still the same Old loves lose young feelings But the new ones they gain From changes that Ive been through And the new ones Im coming to You were my first song And I still ... Yes you were my first song and I still love you THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave To the dark and the empty skies, my love To the dark and the empty skies The first time ever I kissed your mouth I felt the earth move in my hand Like the trembling heart of a captive bird That was there at my command, my love That was there at my command The first time ever I lay with you And felt your heart beat close to mine I thought our joy would fill the earth And last till the end of time, my love And last till the end of time FOG ON THE TYNE Sitting in a sleazy snack bar sucking Sickly sausage rolls Slipping down slowly slipping down sideways Think Ill sign off the dole Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine Could a copper catch a crooked coffin maker Could a copper comprehend That a crooked coffin makers just an undertaker One it takes to be your friend Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine Tell it to tomorrow today will take its time To tell you what tonight may bring Presently well have a pint or two together Everybody do their thing We can swim together we can have a wee wee We can have a wet on the wall If someone slips a whisper that his simple sister Slap em down and slap it on their smalls Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine FOGGY FOGGY DEW When I was a bachelor I lived all alone and I worked at the weaving trade And the only thing I ever did wrong was courting a servant maid I courted her in the Winter time and part of the Summer too And the only thing I ever did wrong was to keep her from the foggy foggy dew One night she came to my bedside as I lay fast asleep She lay her head upon my bed and bitterly began to weep She wept she moaned she tore out her hair crying Oh what shall I do ? So all night long I held her in my arms just to keep her from the foggy foggy dew So all the first part of the night how we did sport and play And all the latter part of the night she in my arms did lay And when the daylight did appear she cried I am undone Oh shut your mouth you pretty fair maid for the foggy foggy dew has gone Suppose that we should have a child it would make you laugh and smile Suppose that we should have another it would make you think awhile And if we had another my dear and another too Why we must leave our kissing my dear and think of the foggy foggy dew One night she starts to moan and cry says I whats up with you Says she I should never have been this way if it hadnt been for you I got my boots and my trousers on I got my neighbour too But do what we could we could do her no good and she died in the foggy foggy dew So I am a bachelor and with my son we work at the weaving trade And every time I look into his eyes it reminds me of that fair young maid He reminds me of the Wintertime and part of the Summertime too And the many many times I held her in my arms just to keep her from the foggy foggy dew THE FOLKER I am but a folker and my storys seldom told But I massacre folk music with a piece of German plywood and a capo I do requests just the ones that have two chords in and I disregard the rest But with Burt Weedons help one day Ill be the best Seeking twenty plus expenses I went looking for a gig But I got no offers just a come on from a groupie in the tap room I do declare I was feeling kind of randy so I had her then and there Ooh la la way hey I didnt care I have sung the folk tradition with my finger in my ear Cause half the tripe Im singing I just cant bear to hear (its a load of cobblers) Bar after bar to the rhythm of an off key British one string thatched guitar La la la la la la la la la la la In Sir Patrick Spens I clean forgot the forty second verse So I sung the twenty seventh twice as loud and in reverse and no one noticed I laughed for hours till the tears ran down my trouser leg I nearly wet my drawers La la la la la la la la la la la Right fol la toora loora laddie ay fol de ra shooly shooly rolly day Wass fink of e o ar cor blimey oy diddly oy diddly oy dee diddle oy de day On the stage I stand a hero and a martyr to my trade Cause I carry the reminders of every gig Ive been to like last Sunday at the Irish club in Clifton Where I fled in mortal fear with the imprint of a Guinness bottle stamped upon my ear And a voice that shouted no surrender here Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya Now Ive got me thing together man Im really freaking out Dropping black Old Holbourne resin mainlining on draught stout and having hang-ups Im like the rest Ive got problems with my sex life since I fell and sprained my wrist And my other songs are twice as bad as this Ly la ly ly la ly ly ly ly ly ly la ly ly la ly ly ly ly ly ly ly ly ly ly FOLLOW ME UP TO CARLOW Lofy MacCahir Og your face brooding oer the old disgrace Black Fitzwilliam stormed your place and drove you to the Fern Grey said victory was sure soon the fire brand hed secure Until he met at Glen malure with Feach MacHugh OByrne Curse and swear Lord Kildare feach will do what Feach will dare Now Fitzwilliam have a care fallen is your star now Up with halbert out with sword on well go for by the Lord Feach MacHugh has given his word follow me up to Carlow See the swords of Glen Imayle flashing oer the English pale See all the children of the Gael beneath OByrnes banners Rooster of the fighting stock would you let a Saxon cock Crow out upon an Irish rock fly up and teach him manners Curse and swear Lord Kildare feach will do what Feach will dare Now Fitzwilliam have a care fallen is your star now Up with halbert out with sword on well go for by the Lord Feach MacHugh has given his word follow me up to Carlow From Tassagart to Clonmore flows a stream of Saxon gore Och great is Rory Oge OMore at sending loons to Hades White is sick and Lane is fled now for black Fitzwilliams head Well send it over dripping red to Liza and the ladies Curse and swear Lord Kildare feach will do what Feach will dare Now Fitzwilliam have a care fallen is your star now Up with halbert out with sword on well go for by the Lord Feach MacHugh has given his word follow me up to Carlow FOR YOUR LOVE For your love for your love for your love Id give you everything and more and thats for sure (for your love) Id bring you diamond rings and things right to your door (for your love) To thrill you with delight Id give you diamonds bright Therell be days that will excite and make you dream of me at night For your love For your love For your love For your love for your love I would give the stars above For your love for your love I would give you all I could For your love for your love (for your love) Id give the moon if it were mine to give (for your love) Id give the stars and the sun before I live (for your love) To thrill you with delight Id give you diamonds bright Therell be days that will excite and make you dream of me at night For your love For your love For your love For your love FREE BIRD If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me For I must be travelling on now Cause theres too many places Ive got to see But if I stayed here with you girl Things just couldnt be the same Cause Im free as a bird now And this bird you cannot change And this bird you cannot change Lord knows I cant change Bye bye baby its been sweet love Though this feeling I cant change But please dont take it so badly Cause the lord know Im to blame But if I stayed here with you girl Things just couldnt be the same Cause Im free as a bird now And this bird you cannot change And this bird you cannot change Lord knows I cant change Lord help me I cant change Lord help me I cant change Lord help me I cant change FREE ELECTRIC BAND My father is a doctor, he's a family man My mother works for charity whenever she can They're both good clean Americans who abide by the law They both stick up for liberty and they both support the war My happiness was paid for when they laid their money down For summer in a summer camp and winter in the town My future in the system was talked about and planned But I gave it up for music and a free electric band I went to school in hand washed shirts with neatly ordered hair And the school was big and newly built and filled with light and air And the teacher taught us values that we had to learn and keep And they clipped the ear of any idle kid who went to sleep My father organised for me a college in the east But I went to California for the sunshine and the beach My parents and my lecturers could never understand Why I gave it up for music and the free electric band Well, they used to sit and speculate upon their son's career A lawyer or a doctor or a civil engineer Just give me bread and water, put a guitar in my hand 'Cause all I need is music and the free electric band My father sent me money and I spent it very fast On a girl I met in Berkeley in a social science class Yes and we learned about her body, but her mind we didn't know Until the deep rooted attitudes and morals began to show She wanted to get married even though she never said And I knew her well enough by now to see inside her head She'd settle for suburbia and a little patch of land So I gave her up for music and the free electric band FREIGHT TRAIN Freight train, freight train going so fast Freight train, freight train going so fast Please don't tell what train I'm on So they won't know where I am gone When I die Lord, please bury me deep Way down on old Chestnut Street So I can hear old number nine As she comes a-rolling by Freight train, freight train going so fast Freight train, freight train going so fast Please don't tell what train I'm on So they won't know where I am gone When I'm dead and in my grave No more good times here I'll crave Place the stones at my head and feet And tell them all that I'm gone to sleep Freight train, freight train going so fast Freight train, freight train going so fast Please don't tell what train I'm on So they won't know where I am gone FRSTENFELD Langsam find der Tag sei End und die Nacht beginnt In der Krntner Stra'n da singt oaner "Blowing in the wind" Hot a grianes Reckerl an, steht da ganz verlurn Und der Steffl der schaut obi auf den oarmen Steirer Buam Wochenlang steh' i scho do, Wochenlang plag i mi o I spui mir die Finger wund Und so guat "Hier kummt die Sun" Doch es is zum narrisch wern, Koana wui mi singa hern Langsam kriag i wirklich gnua, I frag mi was i da tua I wui wieder ham, I fui mi da so allan I brauch' ka groe Welt, I wui ham nach Frstenfeld In der Zeitung da hams g'schrie'm, Da gibt's a Szene da mut hin Was die woll'n das soll'n sie schrei'm, Mir kann die Szene g'stolen blei'm Da geh' i gestern in's U4, Fangt a Dirndl o zum Red'n mit mir Schwarze Lippen, grne Haar Da kannst ja Angst kriag'n, wirklich woar I wui wieder ham, I fui mi da so allan I brauch' ka groe Welt, I wui ham nach Frstenfeld Niemals spiel' ich mehr in Wien Wien hat mich garnet verdient I spiel' hchstens noch in Graz, Sinnappel, Kirchen und Spinats I brauch' kan Grtel, i brauch' kann Ring I wui z'ruck hinter'n Semmering I brauch' nur das bisserl Geld Fr die Fahrt nach Frstenfeld I wui wieder ham, I fui mi da so allan I brauch' ka groe Welt, I wui ham nach Frstenfeld THE FURZE FIELD Well I have a furze field my own dearest jewel Where all my fine pheasants do fly And if you come shooting when pheasants in season Ill show you love how to get by You bring your dogs with you your gun in your hand All loaded and primed and at your command When the pheasants take flight you must get them in sight And shoot straight and youll hit them all right Some do like hunting for sport and for fame And shooting and fishing the gentleman claim But I take delight in another wee game And Im up from the night till the morning Now I have a fishpond my own darling jewel Where all the young fishes do swim And if you come fishing in coarse fishing season Ill show you love how to cast in You bring your rods with your nets in your hand Your hooks and your angles and at the bank stand And when you throw in your tackle the fishes will come And swim straight in the palm of your hand Some do like hunting for sport and for fame And shooting and fishing the gentleman claim But I take delight in another wee game And Im up every night till the morning Now I have a warren my own darling jewel Where all the young conies do play And if you come rabbiting when rabbits in season Ill show you the right proper way You bring your dogs with you your nets in your hand Your spade and your ferret all at your command When you stick in your ferret the rabbits will bolt Straight into the palm of your hand Some do like hunting for sport and for fame And shooting and fishing the gentleman claim But I take to poaching another mans game And Im up every night till the morning Now I have a game park my own darling jewel Where I keep the red deer at the bay And if you come hunting when huntings in season Ill show you the right proper way Your dog pack will prowl and your horse it will stand All saddled and bridled and at your command And the deer will bound off with a blow of the horn And its tally ho lads aint it grand Some do like hunting for sport and for fame And shooting and fishing the gentleman claim But I take to poaching another mans game And Im up every night till the morning GAMES PEOPLE PLAY Oh the games people play now every night and every day now Never meaning what they say now never saying what they mean For they while away the hours in their ivory towers 'Til theyre covered up with flowers in the back of a black limousine Shalalalalalalalaa shalalalalalalalee I'm talking about you and me and the games people play Well, we make one another cry, we break a heart and say goodbye, We cross our hearts and we hope to die when the other was to blame. Neither one of us will give in and don't you know, it's a sin When you think of things that might have been, it's a goddamn shame. Shalalalalalalalaa shalalalalalalalee I'm talking about you and me and the games people play People walking up to you, yeah singing glory hallelujah And they try to sock it to ya in the name of the Lord And they teach you how to meditate, read your horoscope and seal your fate And it's almost "to hell with hate", come on, brother, get on board. Shalalalalalalalaa shalalalalalalalee I'm talking about you and me and the games people play So look around you, tell me what you see, what is happening to you and me. God gave us the serenity but he said "Remember who I am". For you've thrown away your sanity for your pride and your vanity. You turned your back on humanity and you don't give a damn. Shalalalalalalalaa shalalalalalalalee I'm talking about you and me and the games people play Shalalalalalalalaa shalalalalalalalee I'm talking about you and me and the games people play GASTHAUS IN ROETHENBACH There is a gasthaus in Roethenbach It's called the Kronenbrau And it's where the F.C. Kickers live But they're only drinking now They like to fussball spielen And often play a game But they're better far at drinking That's their real claim to fame The kickers have a mascot A giant of a man They call him "Animal Hingson" He'll bite you if he can And when the Kickers have a match He's in there heart and soul But he always has to play right back Right back behind the goal But now that he is thirty years And old age begins to loom He'll have a new position Left back in the changing room There is a gasthaus in Roethenbach It's called the Kronenbrau And it's where the F.C. Kickers live But they're only drinking now GEORGIA ON MY MIND Georgia Georgia the whole day through Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind I said Georgia a song of you Comes as sweet and clear as moonlight through the pines Other arms reach out to me Other eyes smile tenderly Still in peaceful dreams I see The road leads back to you Georgia oh Georgia no peace I find Just an old sweet song it's Georgia on my mind Other arms reach out to me Other eyes smile tenderly Still in peaceful dreams I see The road leads back to you Georgia oh Georgia no peace I find Just an old sweet song it's Georgia on my mind GET BACK Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it couldnt last Jo Jo left his home in Tucson Arizona For some California grass Get back! get back! get back to where you once belonged Get back! get back! get back to where you once belonged Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman But she was another man All the girls around her say shes got it coming But she gets in while she can Get back! get back! get back to where you once belonged Get back! get back! get back to where you once belonged GIVE A LITTLE BIT Give a little bit Give a little bit of your love to me I'll give a little bit I'll give a little bit of my love to you There's so much that we need to share So send a smile and show you care I give a little bit I give a little bit of my life to you So give a little bit So give a little bit of your time to me See the man with the lonely eyes Oh take his hand he'll be surprised Give a little bit Give a little bit of your love to me I give a little bit I give a little bit of my life for you Now's the time that we need to share So find yourself we're on our way back home Oh going home Such a need, Such a need to feel at home Oh yeah we gotta see Oh you gotta get a feeling Oh you come along too Come along feel it Come along Oh you come along too Come along feel it Take a look Come along too, Come along right, Come along way Sing it tonight GO YOUR OWN WAY Loving you isn't the right thing to do But how can I ever change things that I feel If I could baby I'd give you my world How can I when you won't take it from me You can go your own way (you can go your own way) You can call it under but don't you dare You can go your own way You can go your own way Tell me why everything turned around Back in the checking up self you won't do If I could baby I'd give you my word Open up everything's waiting for you You can go your own way (you can go your own way) You can call it under but don't you dare You can go your own way You can go your own way You can go your own way (you can go your own way) You can call it under but don't you dare You can go your own way You can go your own way You can go your own way (you can go your own way) You can call it under but don't you dare You can go your own way You can go your own way GOLD WEDDING BAND And her breasts they hung like used condoms Her dress it would make a marquee A pound of cheese sits in her belly-button But she is the girl for me In the pub she squinted right at me She said Im the woman for you And my eye is as good as it could be Though its been years since Ive seen out of two And her breasts they hung like used condoms Her dress it would make a marquee A pound of cheese sits in her belly-button But she is the girl for me A cripple Im not you derate me Thought lame of the leg Ill admit But my acne has calmed down quite recently And my fits have subsided a bit And her breasts they hung like used condoms Her dress it would make a marquee A pound of cheese sits in her belly-button But she is the girl for me Last week on Sunday we married And Im happy as I could be Though I close my eyes when were in bed Shes a millionaire for a daddy And her breasts they hung like used condoms Her dress it would make a marquee A pound of cheese sits in her belly-button But she is the girl for me GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY Good golly miss Molly you sure like to ball Good golly miss Molly you sure like to ball When you're rocking and a rolling You cant hear your mamma call From the early early morning to the early early night When I caught miss Molly rocking at the house of blue lights Good golly miss Molly you sure like to ball When you're rocking and a rolling You cant hear your mamma call My mum and papa told me son you'd better watch your step If they knew about miss Molly Id have to watch my papa myself Good Golly miss Molly you sure like to ball When you're rocking and a rolling You cant hear your mamma call Going to a store gonna buy a diamond ring When she hugs me and she kisses makes me ting a ling a ling Good golly miss Molly you sure like to ball When you're rocking and a rolling You cant hear your mamma call Good golly miss Molly you sure like to ball Good golly miss Molly you sure like to ball When you're rocking and a rolling You cant hear your mamma call From the early early morning to the early early night When I caught miss Molly rocking at the house of blue lights Good golly miss Molly you sure like to ball When you're rocking and a rolling You cant hear your mamma call GOOD OLD ROCK AND ROLL (MEDLEY) When I was just a little boy you know my one and only joy Was listening to that good old rock and roll Now Im just turned twenty three and if you wanna get a message to me All youve gotta do is play that good old rock and roll Theyre really rocking in Boston in Philadelphia PA Deep in the heart of Texas and down in Frisco bay Well all over St Louis and down in New Orleans All the cats are gonna dance with sweet little sixteen Sweet little sixteen shes just got to have About a half a million framed autographs Her albums filled with pictures she gets them one by one She gets so excited wont you look at her run Im gonna tell Aunt Mary bout Uncle John He says hes got the blues but I know hes having fun Oh baby yeah baby woo hoo hoo maybe Were having us some fun tonight Chantilly lace her pretty face her pony tail a hanging down A little wiggle when you walk a giggle when you talk That makes the world go round round round Aint nothing in the world makes me feel so good That makes me act so funny makes me spend my money Make me feel so loose like a long legged goose Ah baby thats a what I like Come on over baby whole lotta shaking going on Come on over baby whole lotta shaking going on I aint thinking whole lotta shaking going on Well you can knock me down stamp on my face Slander my name all over the place Do anything that you wanna do But oh ho honey lay off of my shoes And dont you step on my blue suede shoes You can do any thing but lay off of my blue suede shoes When I was just a little boy you know my one and only joy Was listening to that good old rock and roll Now Im just turned twenty three and if you wanna get a message to me All youve gotta do is play that good old rock and roll GOODBYE Please dont wake me up too late tomorrow comes And I will not be late Late today when it becomes tomorrow I will leave and go away Goodbye goodbye goodbye Goodbye my love goodbye Songs that lingered on my lips excite me now And linger on my mind Leave your flowers at my door Ill leave them there For the one who waits behind Goodbye goodbye goodbye Goodbye my love goodbye Far away my lover sings a lonely song And calls me to his side When a song of lonely love invites me on I must go to his side Goodbye goodbye goodbye Goodbye my love goodbye GOODBYE TO LOVE I'll say goodbye to love No one ever cared if I should live or die Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by And all I know of love is how to live without it I just can't seem to find it So I've made my mind up I must live my life alone And though it's not the easy way I guess I've always known I'd say goodbye to love There are no tomorrows for this heart of mine Surely time will lose these bitter memories And I'll find that there is someone to believe in and to live for Something I could live for All the years of useless search have finally reached an end Loneliness and empty days will be my only friends From this day love is forgotten I'll go on as best I can What lies in the future is a mystery to us all No one can predict the wheel of fortune as it falls There may come a time when I see that I've been wrong But for now this is my song And it's goodbye to love I'll say goodbye to love GRANDE AFFAIR Lets take a bus who needs a car Or lets walk its not very far Im not hungry much now are you Do you mind if I share yours with you You see Ive no money but I think that you knew Remember the moon on the walls didnt she shine The taste of the sheets and the feel of the wine Wasnt I glad that you were once mine In the Grande affair Now I stay in the best hotels Where white coated waiters attend me And I look at the beautiful girls Do they really believe they can bend me I ride now seldom I walk I see friends but Id rather not talk I order red then I change it to white And go drunk to my bed at night You brought me from darkness back into the light Remember the moon on the walls didnt she shine The taste of the sheets and the feel of the wine Wasnt I glad that you were once mine In the Grande affair GREAT BALLS OF FIRE You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much love drives a man insane You broke my will but what a thrill Goodness gracious great balls of fire I laughed cause I thought it was funny You came along and moved me honey I changed my mind this love is fine Goodness gracious great balls of fire Kiss me baby ooh it feels good Hold me baby yeah youve got to love me love a lover should Youre fine so kind Im gonna tell this world that youre mine mine mine I chew my nails I twiddle my thumbs Im really nervous but it sure is fun Come on baby youre driving me crazy Goodness gracious great balls of fire Kiss me baby ooh it feels good Yeah let me love you like a lover should Youre fine so kind Im gonna tell this world that youre mine mine mine I chew my nails I twiddle my thumbs Im really nervous but it sure is fun Come on baby youre driving me crazy Goodness gracious great balls of fire GREAT PRETENDER Oh yes, I'm the great pretender Pretending that I'm doing well My need is such, I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell Oh yes, I'm the great pretender Laughing out loud like a clown I seem to be what I'm not, you see I'm wearing my heart like a crown Pretending that you're still around Too real is this feeling, when I've made believe Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal Oh yes, I'm the great pretender I drift in a world of my own I play the game but to my real shame You've left me today on my own Pretending that I'm not alone Too real is this feeling, when I've made believe Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal Oh yes, I'm the great pretender Pretending that I'm doing well My need is such, I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell I'm lonely but no one can tell THE GREEN FIELDS OF FRANCE So how do you do Private William McBride Do you mind if I sit here down by your graveside And Ill rest for a while in the warm summers sun Ive been walking all day and now Im nearly done I see by your gravestone you were only nineteen When you joined the glorious fallen in nineteen sixteen Well I hope you died quickly and I hope you died clean Or Willy McBride was it slow and obscene Did they beat the drums slowly did they sound the fifes lowly Did the rifles fire oer you as they lowered you down Did the bugles sing last post in chorus Did the Pipes play the flowers of the forest And did you leave a wife or a sweetheart behind And in some faithful heart does your memory shine And though you died back in nineteen sixteen To that loyal heart are you always nineteen Or are you a stranger without even a name For ever enshrined behind some glass pane In an old photograph torn and tattered and stained And faded to yellow in a brown leather frame Did they beat ... Well the suns shining now on these green fields of France The warm wind blows gently and the red poppies dance The trenches have vanished long under the ground No gas and no barbed wire, no guns firing now But here in this graveyard its still no mans land The countless white crosses in mute witness stand To mans blind indifference to his fellow man And a whole generation who were butchered and damned Did they beat ... And I cant help but wonder now Willy McBride Do all those who lie here know why they died Did you really believe them when they told you the cause Did you really believe that this war would end wars The suffering the sorrow the glory the shame The killing the dying it was all done in vain For Willy McBride its all happening again And again and again and again and again Did they beat ... GROCER JACK Pass the days into years Yes eighty two brings many fears Yesterdays laughter turns to tears His arms and legs dont feel so strong His heart is weak theres something wrong Opens windows in despair tries to breathe in some fresh air His conscience cries get on your feet Without you Jack the town cant eat Grocer Jack grocer Jack get off your back Go into town dont let them down oh no no Grocer Jack grocer Jack get off your back Go into town dont let them down oh no no The people that live in the town Dont understand hes never been known to miss his round Its ten oclock the housewives yell When Jack turns up well give him hell Husbands moan at breakfast tables No milk no eggs no marmalade labels Mothers send their children out To Jacks house to scream and shout Grocer Jack grocer Jack get off your back Come into town dont let us down oh no no Grocer Jack grocer Jack get off your back Come into town dont let us down oh no no Its Sunday morning bright and clear Lovely flowers decorate a marble square People cry and walk away And think about the fateful day Now they wish theyd given Jack More affection and respect The little children dressed in black Dont know whats happened to old Jack Grocer Jack grocer Jack is it true what mummy says You wont come back oh no no Grocer Jack grocer Jack is it true what mummy says You wont come back oh no no Grocer Jack grocer Jack is it true what mummy says You wont come back oh no no Grocer Jack grocer Jack is it true what mummy says You wont come back oh no no GROOVY KIND OF LOVE When I'm feeling blue all I have to do Is take a look at you then I'm not so blue When you're close to me I can feel your heartbeat I can hear you breathing in my ear Wouldn't you agree Baby you and me Got a groovy kind of love Anytime you want to you can turn me on to Anything you want to anytime at all When I kiss your lips ooh I start to shiver Can't control the quivering inside Wouldn't you agree Baby you and me Got a groovy kind of love We got a groovy kind of love When I'm feeling blue all I have to do Is take a look at you then I'm not so blue When I'm in your arms nothing seems to matter My whole world can shatter I don't care Wouldn't you agree Baby you and me Got a groovy kind of love We got a groovy kind of love We got a groovy kind of love HAMPSTEAD FAIR As I did walk by Hampstead Fair I came upon Mother Goose So I turned her loose and she was screaming And a foreign student said to me was it really true There are elephants and lions too at Picadilly Circus Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch some sun I saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into handkerchiefs as one I dont believe they knew I was a schoolboy And the bearded lady said to me if you start your raving And your misbehaving youll be sorry And the chicken fancier came to play With his long red beard and his sisters weird she drives a lorry Laughed down by the buttery I popped them in their holes Four and twenty labourers were labouring and digging up their gold I dont believe they knew that I was Long John Silver Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds in his jet black Mac Which he wont give back stole it from a snowman As I did walk by Hampstead Fair I came upon Mother Goose So I turned her loose and she was screaming Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch some sun I saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into handkerchiefs as one I dont believe they knew I was a schoolboy HANDLE WITH CARE Been beat up and battered around Been sent up but Ive been shot down Youre the best thing that Ive ever found Handle me with care Reputations changeable Situations tolerable But baby youre adorable Handle me with care Im so tired of being lonely I still have some love to give Wont you show me That you really care Everybodys got somebody to lean on Put your body next to mine and dream on Ive been fobbed off and Ive been fooled Ive been robbed and ridiculed In Baker Centres and night schools Handle me with care Been stuck in a pot, terrorised Sent to meetings, hypnotised Over-exposed, commercialised Handle me with care Im so tired of being lonely I still have some love to give Wont you show me That you really care Everybodys got somebody to lean on Put your body next to mine and dream on Ive been uptight and made a mess But Im cleaning up myself I guess Oh the sweet smell of success Handle me with care HANG ON SLOOPY Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down Sloopy, I don't care what your daddy do 'Cause you know, Sloopy-Girl, I'm in love with you And so I sing now Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on Sloopy let your hair down, girl, let it hang down on me Sloopy let your hair down, girl, let it hang down on me Come on Sloopy (Come on, come on) Come on Sloopy (Come on, come on) Come on Sloopy (Come on, come on) Come on Sloopy (Come on, come on) Well it feels so good (Come on, come on) Well it feels so good (Come on, come on) Shake it, shake it , shake it, Sloopy (Come on, come on) Shake it, shake it , shake it, Sloopy (Come on, come on) Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on HAPPY WE SHALL BE In a cottage in a wood, Little old man at the window stood, Saw a rabbit running scared, Knocking at his door, Help me, help me, help he said, Before the farmer shoots me dead, Come little rabbit, come inside, Happy we shall be. Little old man at the window stood, Saw a rabbit running scared, Knocking at his door, Help me, help me, help he said, Before the farmer shoots me dead, Come little rabbit, come inside, Happy we shall be. Saw a rabbit running scared, Knocking at his door, Help me, help me, help he said, Before the farmer shoots me dead, Come little rabbit, come inside, Happy we shall be. Knocking at his door, Help me, help me, help he said, Before the farmer shoots me dead, Come little rabbit, come inside, Happy we shall be. Help me, help me, help he said, Before the farmer shoots me dead, Come little rabbit, come inside, Happy we shall be. Before the farmer shoots me dead, Come little rabbit, come inside, Happy we shall be. Come little rabbit, come inside, Happy we shall be. Happy we shall be. HARD TO SAY IM SORRY Everybody needs a little time away I heard her say from each other Even lovers need a holiday Far away from each other, Hold me now Its hard for me to say Im sorry I just want you to stay After all that weve been through I will make it up to you Ill promise to And after all thats been said and done Youre just the part of me I cant let go Couldnt stand to be kept away Just for the day from your body Wouldnt wanna be swept away Far away from the one that I love Hold me now Its hard for me to say Im sorry I just want you to know, Hold me now I really want to tell you Im sorry I could never let you go After all that weve been through I will make it up to you Ill promise to And after all thats been said and done Youre just the part of me I cant let go After all that weve been through I will make it up to you, I promise to Love is gonna be the lucky one When we get there gonna jump in the air Dont want to see this country nobody there After all you know we really dont care Hold on Im gonna take you there HASH ON THE TOWN I see bodies fall and rising, I know they will come quite soon, Virgins from their maidenheads they're prising, Many a young girl faces ruin. Tie your virgins down, The hash is on the town, And their passions on the rise. Hope you won't keep your legs together, And on the feather bed you'll lie, Then we can all go hell for leather, Later we'll have another try. Tie your virgins down, The hash is on the town, And their passions on the rise. I hear botty burps a blowing, I know the reason is quite clear, Effects of Monday night are showing, That they've all drunk too much beer. Tie your virgins down, The hash is on the town, And their passions on the rise. HAVE A DRINK ON ME In 1880 down a dusty road along came a miner with a big fat load Hey, hey everybody drink on me He was dressed in dirt from his head to his foot his hair was so black that it looked like soot Hey, hey everybody drink on me Well, he put away his load and he hitched it to the rail and he said old fellow it's the end of the trail. Hey, hey everybody drink on me Well, he ambled down to the old saloon he said, I know it's early and it ain't quite noon But, hey, hey everybody drink on me Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink on me everybody have a drink on me Hey, hey everybody drink on me Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink on me everybody have a drink on me Hey, hey everybody drink on me Well, I just got a letter from down in Tennessee it said, my uncle Donald left an oil well to me Hey, hey everybody drink on me I've been digging all my life and I nearly dug to hell but my uncle digs potatoes and he struck an oil well Hey, hey everybody drink on me Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink on me everybody have a drink on me Hey, hey everybody drink on me Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink on me everybody have a drink on me Hey, hey everybody drink on me Well, black gold, yellow gold, I guess it's all the same take my tip and give up the mining game Hey, hey everybody drink on me Sell your shovel and your old long Johns you can make a fortune writing "I don't fail songs" Hey, hey everybody drink on me Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink on me everybody have a drink on me Hey, hey everybody drink on me Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink on me everybody have a drink on me Hey, hey everybody drink on me HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY Have I told you lately that I love you Have I told you theres no one above you Fill my heart with gladness Take away my sadness Ease my troubles thats what you do Oh, the morning sun in all its glory Greets the day with hope and comfort too And you can fill my heart with laughter You make it better Ease my troubles thats what you do Theres a love thats divine And its yours and its mine Like the sun At the end of the day We should give thanks and pray to the one Have I told you lately that I love you Have I told you theres no one above you Fill my heart with gladness Take away my sadness Ease my troubles thats what you do Theres a love thats divine And its yours and its mine Like the sun At the end of the day We should give thanks and pray to the one HAVE YOU EVER LOVED A WOMAN Have you ever loved a woman So much you tremble in pain Have you ever loved a woman So much you tremble in pain But all the time you know yeah She bears another mans name But you just love that woman So much its a shame and a sin You just love that woman So much its a shame and a sin But all the time you know yes you know She belongs to your very best friend Have you ever loved a woman You know you cant leave it alone Have you ever loved a woman And you know you cant leave it alone Something deep inside of you Wont let you rape your best friends woman HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN Someone told me long ago There's a calm before the storm I know, it's been coming for some time When it's over so they say It'll rain a sunny day I know shining down like water I wanna know have you ever seen the rain I wanna know have you ever seen the rain Coming down on a sunny day Yesterday and days before Sun is cold and rain is hot I know, been that way for all my time You're forever comin' and goin' Through the circle fast and slow I know, I can't stop but wonder I wanna know have you ever seen the rain I wanna know have you ever seen the rain Coming down on a sunny day I wanna know have you ever seen the rain I wanna know have you ever seen the rain Coming down on a sunny day HE AINT HEAVY HES MY BROTHER The road is long With many a winding turn That leads us to who knows where Who knows where But Im strong Strong enough to carry him He aint heavy Hes my brother So on we go His welfare is my concern No burden is he to bear Well get there For I know He would not encumber me He aint heavy Hes my brother If Im laden at all Im laden with sadness That everyones heart isnt filled With the gladness of love for one another Its a long long road From which there is no return While were on the way to there Why not share And the load Doesnt weigh me down at all He aint heavy Hes my brother HEAR ME CALLING Hear me calling, hear me call on you Hear me calling, hear me call on you If you dont come soon Ill know your love aint true Hear me calling, hear me calling loud Hear me calling, hear me calling loud If you dont come soon Ill be wearing a shroud Hear me calling, hear me call on you Hear me calling, hear me call on you If you dont come soon Ill know your love aint true Hear me calling, hear me calling loud Hear me calling, hear me calling loud If you dont come soon Ill be wearing a shroud HEART OF GOLD I wanna live, I wanna give I've been a miner for a heart of gold It's these expressions I never give That keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old Keep me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old I've been to Hollywood, I've been to Redwood I've crossed the ocean for a heart of gold I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line That keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old Keep me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old Keep me searching for a heart of gold You keep me searching and I'm growing old Keep me searching for a heart of gold I've been a miner for a heart of gold HEARTACHE TONIGHT Somebody's gonna hurt someone Before the night is through Somebody's gonna come undone There's nothing we can do Everybody wants to touch somebody If it takes all night Everybody wants to take a little chance Make it come out right There's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight, I know There's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight, I know, Lord, I know Some people like to stay out late Some folks can't hold out that long But nobody wants to go home now There's too much going on This night is gonna last forever Last all, last all summer long Sometime before the sun comes up The radio's gonna play that song There's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight, I know There's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight, I know, Lord, I know There's gonna be a heartache tonight the moon's shining bright So turn out the light and we'll get it right There's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight, I know Somebody's gonna hurt someone Before the night is through Somebody's gonna come undone There's nothing we can do Everybody wants to touch somebody If it takes all night Everybody wants to take a little chance Make it come out right There's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight, I know There's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight, I know, Lord, I know We can beat around the bushes We can get down on the floor We can leave it in the parking lot But either way there's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight, I know I know there's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight, I know HECTOR THE DOPE SNIFFING HOUND Hector the dope sniffing hound Used to be seen around town With inspectors and pigs He was one of the bigs A bark from that nark sent you down One night they was casing a joint On point duty Hector did point At the small herbal fag Then he took a sly drag Saying bow wow wow wow, what's the point Hector the dope sniffing hound Now among the butterflies and flies he flies, closing his eyes Ladybirds and beetles passing him by Lazy days and summer ways in skies cornflower blue Hector defector frolicking in the dew Hector the dope sniffing hound Was out through the door in a bound Now he wanders at large Shouting out Whats the charge Afghan black or Mongolian brown ? Hector the dope sniffing hound Was the most dogmatic dog in the pound But now hes a dropout His eyes nearly pop out Going round and around and around Hector the dope sniffing hound Among the butterflies and flies he flies, closing his eyes Ladybirds and beetles passing him by Lazy days and summer ways in skies cornflower blue Hector defector frolicking in the dew His number was PC K9 But now he's smashed all the time Under floorboards and mats He goes chasing cats Instead of unearthing cocaine Hector the dope sniffing hound Has recently gone underground Hes the only coyote Whos dropped pure peyote Hector the dope sniffing hound Hector the dope sniffing hound HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT Take that ribbon from your hair. Shake it loose and let it fall. Lay it soft upon my skin, Like the shadows on the wall. Come and lay down by my side, 'Till the early morning light. All I'm taking is your time, Help me make it through the night. I don't care, who's right or wrong, I don't try to understand. Let the devil take tomorrow, Lord, tonight I need a friend. Yesterday is dead and gone, And tomorrow's out of sight. It's so sad to be alone, Help me make it through the night. I don't care, who's right or wrong, I don't try to understand. Let the devil take tomorrow, Lord, tonight I need a friend. Yesterday is dead and gone And tomorrow's out of sight. I don't want to be alone, Help me make it through the night. KING HENRY V AND THE KING OF FRANCE Our King lay dreaming all on his bed a happy thought came to his head That he should send to the King of France and cause his tribute to be paid Right fol de rol right fol de ray Come here to me my trusty page my trusty page come here to me For you shall go to the King of France and fetch the tribute here to me Right fol de rol right fol de ray So then uprose his trusty page his trusty page then uprose he And he has gone to the King of France and there he bowed on bended knee Right fol de rol right fol de ray What news what news my trusty page from the English King what news for me Oh I have come from the English King to fetch the tribute due from thee Right fol de rol right fol de ray Your King is young and of tender years he is not like to our degree So we will send him three tennis balls that with them he may play may he Right fol de rol right fol de ray So then uprose his trusty page his trusty page then uprose he Until he came to the English King and there he bowed on bended knee Right fol de rol right fol de ray What news what news my trusty page from the King of France what news for me Oh he has sent you three tennis balls that with them you may play may thee Right fol de rol right fol de ray Come here to me my trusty page my trusty page come here to me And we will send him such English balls the King of France he neer did see Right fol de rol right fol de ray Recruit me Cheshire and Lancashire and men of Derby that are so free But no married man or widow's son no widows curse shall lie on me Right fol de rol right fol de ray They recruited Cheshire and Lancashire and men of Derby that are so free And when the numbers were counted o'er it came to fifty thousand men and three Right fol de rol right fol de ray They fought the French and they fought the King until they gained the victory They brought the King down until he cried have mercy on my men and me Right fol de rol right fol de ray And if I pay this tribute owed then don't bring soldiers unto me And the fairest lily in all of France to the Rose of England give I free Right fol de rol right fol de ray Our King lay dreaming all on his bed a happy thought came to his head That he should send to the King of France and cause his tribute to be paid Right fol de rol right fol de ray HERE COMES THE NIGHT Wow, here it comes, here comes the night, Here comes the night oh yeah I can see right out my window Walking down the street, my girl with another guy His arms around her like it used to be with me It makes me want to die Yeah, here it comes, here comes the night Here comes the night oh yeah There they go its funny how they look so good together Wonder what is wrong with me Why cant I accept the fact that shes chosen him And simply let them be, woh, woh, woh Yeah, here it comes, here comes the night Here comes the night oh yeah Shes with him, hes turning down the lights And now hes holding her the way I used to do I can see her closing her eyes and telling him lies Exactly like she told me too Yeah, here it comes, here comes the night Here comes the night oh yeah HESITATION BLUES Nickel is a nickel Dime is a dime I got a house full of kids One of them must be mine Oh how long must I wait Can I get you now oh no must I hesitate Never been to heaven But I've been told Old Saint Peter knows How to get it on Oh how long must I wait Can I get you now oh no must I hesitate Hesitation stockings Hesitation shoes Lord almighty got them Hesitation blues Oh how long must I wait Can I get you now oh no must I hesitate HEY JOE Hey Joe where you going with that gun in your hand Hey Joe I said where you going with that gun in your hand I'm goin down to shoot my old lady You know I caught her messing round with another man I'm goin down to shoot my old lady You know I caught her messing round with another man And that ain't too cool Hey Joe I heard you shot your woman down you shot her down down Hey Joe I heard you shot your lady down you shot her down in the ground Yes I did I shot her You know I caught her messing round messing round town Yes I did I shot her You know I caught my old lady messing round town And I gave her the gun and I shot her Hey Joe where you going to run to now where you going to run to Hey Joe where you going to run to now where you going to go I'm going way down south way down to Mexico way I'm going way down south way down where I can be free Ain't nobody gonna find me Ain't no hangman gonna he ain't going to put a rope around me You'd better believe man now I gotta go now HEY JUDE Hey Jude don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better Hey Jude don't be afraid You have found her now go and get her Remember to let her under your skin Then you can begin to make it better And anytime you feel the pain hey Jude refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulder And don't you know that it's the fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder Hey Jude don't make it bad You were made to go out and get her The minute you let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better Better better better better Aaahhh La la la la la la la la la la la hey Jude La la la la la la la la la la la hey Jude La la la la la la la la la la la hey Jude La la la la la la la la la la la hey Jude HEY TONIGHT Hey tonight, Gonna be tonight, Don't you know I'm flying Tonight, tonight Hey, come on Gonna chase tomorrow Tonight, tonight Gonna get it to the rafters Watch me now Jodys gonna get religion All night long Hey, come on Gonna hear the song Tonight, tonight Gonna get it to the rafters Watch me now Jodys gonna get religion All night long Hey tonight, Gonna be tonight, Don't you know I'm flying Tonight, tonight Tonight, tonight HIDE IN YOUR SHELL Hide in your shell 'cause the world is out to bleed you for a ride What will you gain making your life a little longer Heaven or hell was the journey cold that gave you eyes of steel Sheltered behind painting your mind and playing joker Too frightening to listen to a stranger Too beautiful to put your pride in danger You're waiting for someone to understand you But you've got demons in your closet (you've got demons in your closet) And you're screaming out stop it (you're screaming out stop it) Saying life's begun to cheat you Friends are out to beat you Grab on to what you can scramble for Don't let the tears linger on inside now 'Cause it's sure time you gained control If I can help you If I can help you If I can help you just let me know All through the night as you lie awake and hold yourself so tight What do you need a second hand movie star to tell you I as a boy believed the only cure for pain was love How would it be if you could see the world through my eyes Too frightening the fire's becoming colder Too beautiful to think you're getting older You're looking for someone to give an answer What you see is just illusion (what you see is just illusion) You're surrounded by confusion (you're surrounded by confusion) Saying life's begun to cheat you Friends are out to beat you Grab on to what you can scramble for Don't let the tears linger on inside now 'Cause it's sure time you gained control If I can help you If I can help you If I can help you just let me know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I gotta know I wanna know you I wanna know you well let me know you I wanna feel you oh I wanna touch you Please let me near you please let me near you Can you hear what I'm saying well I'm hoping I plead and I'm praying I know what you're thinking see what you're seeing Never never let yourself go hold yourself down Hold yourself down why don't you hold yourself down Why don't you listen and trust me oh listen please I know the way A place there is no feeling a feeling to feel at last you've got to know HIGH GERMANY Oh Polly love oh Polly the rout has now begun And we must go a marching to the beating of a drum Go dress yourself all in your best and come along with me And Ill take you to the wars my love in high Germany Oh Willy love oh Willy come list what I do say My feet they are so tender, I cannot march away Besides my darling Willy I am with child by thee Not suited for the cruel wars in high Germany Ill buy for you a horse my love and on it you shall ride And all my delight shall be in riding by your side Well stop at every alehouse and drink when we are dry Be true to one another get married by and by Oh cursed be those cruel wars that ever they should rise And out of merry England pressed many a man likewise They took my true love from me likewise my brothers three And sent them to the cruel wars in high Germany My friends I do not value, my foes I do not fear And since my love has left me Ive wandered far and near And when the baby it is born a crying on my knee Ill think of darling Willy in high Germany HIGHWAY STAR Nobody gonna take my car gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car it's gonna break the speed of sound Oh it's a killing machine it's got everything Like a driving power big fat tyres and everything I love it and I need it I feel it Yeah it's a wild machine All right hold tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my girl I'm gonna keep her till the end Nobody gonna have my girl she stays close on every bend Ooh she's a killing machine she's got everything Like a moving mouth body control and everything I love her I need her I seed her Yeah she turns me on All right hold tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my head I've got speed inside my brain Nobody gonna steal my head now that I'm on the road again Ooh I'm in heaven again I've got everything Like a moving frown over control and everything I love it I need it I feel it Eight cylinders all mine All right hold tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my car gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car it's gonna break the speed of sound Oh it's a killing machine it's got everything Like a driving power big fat tyres and everything I love it and I need it I feel it Yeah it's a wild machine All right hold tight I'm a highway star HIPPIES AND THE HAIRIES It was late one night Mr. Jones came home On the nine forty-seven from Euston O He was big, he was fat and he wore a bowler hat And he hated the hippies and the hairies O As he stopped before his mock Tudor door He called to his wife I am home dear O The train was delayed, I'm late I'm afraid Must have been the hippies and the hairies O As he stepped inside a note he espied The au-pair came to greet him O Saying Madam is not here she has gone I fear She has gone with the hippies and the hairies O Go prepare for me the MGB GT The Roller's not so speedy O And I shall drive 'till I find her alive Or dead with the hippies and the hairies O So he rode North and he rode South 'Till he came to a field near Knebworth O And there she did stand with a joint in her hand Getting into Harper with the hairies O What makes you leave your house and car Your Habitat kitchen and your freezer O And the children three, not to mention me And go with the hippies and the hairies O Oh what care I for my house and car My Habitat kitchen and my freezer O A fuse I've primed and the whole thing's timed To explode in the middle of the Jimmy Young show So now I'm free of the Bourgeoisie And the cosmic twits at the golf club O So Chorleywood you can stuff for good I'm spaced with the hippies and the hairies O HIT THE ROAD JACK Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more Oh woman, oh woman, don't treat me so mean You're the meanest old woman I've ever seen I've guess if baby, you said so I'll have to pack my things and go Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more Now, baby, listen, baby, don't you treat me this a way Cause I'll be back on my feet some day Don't care if you do, 'cause it's understood You ain't got no money, you just ain't no good Well, I guess if baby, you said so I'll have to pack my things and go (That's right) Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more HOLE IN THE GROUND There I was digging this hole Hole in the ground so big and sort of round it was There I was digging it deep It was flat at the bottom and the sides were steep When along came this bloke in a bowler Which he lifted and scratched his head He looked down the hole for all his blinkin soul And he said Do you mind if I make a suggestion ? Dont dig there dig it elsewhere Youre digging it round and it ought to be square The shape of its wrong and its much too long And you cant put a hole where a hole dont belong Well there we was discussing this hole Hole in the ground so big and sort of round it was And there was him standing up there All grand and official with is nose in the air So I gave im a look sort of sideways Which I lifted and scratched my ead I looked out of me ole for all me blinkin soul and I said Im digging it here cause I dont want it there And Im digging it round cause I dont want it square And if you disagree it doesnt bother me Cause thats the place where the holes gonna be There I was digging this hole Hole in the ground so big and sort of round it was Theres no hole now the grounds all flat And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat HOLY GROUND ONCE MORE Fare thee well my lovely Dinah a thousand times adieu Were bound away from the holy ground and the girls we love so true Well sail the salt seas over and well return to shore And still I live in hope to see the holy ground once more Fine girl you are Youre the girl I do adore And still I live in hopes to see The holy ground once more And when were out a sailing and you are far behind Fine letters I will write to you with the secrets of my mind The secrets of my mind my girl youre the girl I do adore And still I live in hopes to see the holy ground once more Fine girl you are Youre the girl I do adore And still I live in hopes to see The holy ground once more And now the storm is raging and we are far from shore And the poor old ship is sinking fast and the riggings they are tore The night is dark and dreary we can scarcely see the shore And still I live in hopes to see the holy ground once more Fine girl you are Youre the girl I do adore And still I live in hopes to see The holy ground once more And now the storm is over and we are safe on shore And well drink one toast to the holy ground and the girls we do adore Well drink strong ale and porter and well make the tap room roar And when our money is all spent well go to sea once more Fine girl you are Youre the girl I do adore And still I live in hopes to see The holy ground once more HOMBURG Your multi-lingual business friend Has packed her bags and fled Leaving only Nashville ashtrays And the lipstick unmade bed The mirror on reflection Has climbed back upon the wall For the floor she found descended And the ceiling was too tall Your trouser cuffs are dirty And your shoes are laced up wrong Youd better take off your Homburg Cause your overcoat is too long The town clock in the market square Stands waiting for the hour When its hands theyve both turned backward And on meeting will devour Both themselves and also any fool Who dares to tell the time And the sun and moon will shatter And the signposts cease to shine Your trouser cuffs are dirty And your shoes are laced up wrong Youd better take off your Homburg Cause your overcoat is too long Your trouser cuffs are dirty And your shoes are laced up wrong Youd better take off your Homburg Cause your overcoat is too long Your trouser cuffs are dirty And your shoes are laced up wrong Youd better take off your Homburg Cause your overcoat is too long HONESTY If you search for tenderness it isn't hard to find You can have the love you need to live But if you look for truthfulness you might just as well be blind It always seems so hard to give Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so untrue Honesty is hardly ever heard But mostly what I need from you I can always find someone to say they sympathise If I wear my heart out on my sleeve But I don't want some pretty face to tell me pretty lies All I want is someone to believe Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so untrue Honesty is hardly ever heard But mostly what I need from you I can find a lover I can find a friend I can have security until the bitter end Anyone can comfort me with promises again I know I know When I'm deep inside of me don't be too concerned I won't ask for nothing while I'm gone But when I want sincerity tell me where else can I turn Cause you're the one that I depend upon Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so untrue Honesty is hardly ever heard But mostly what I need from you HONKY TONK BANDUNG I met a beer soaked Adrian in Bandung He said we should go downtown for the night We thought wed make our first pit stop the Braga He said a chicken lady would see me all right Its the honky tonk, honky tonk women Gimme, gimme, gimme the Marabu girls The Marabu was just around the corner A young girl came to me out of the blue She said we dont have music like the Lingga But boy do I have something better for you Its the honky tonk, honky tonk women Gimme, gimme, gimme the Marabu girls I took this lady home up to my bedroom By this time I was pissed as could be When she undressed I found it was a banshee From now on Ill just stick to drinking tea Its the honky tonk, honky tonk women Gimme, gimme, gimme the Marabu girls Its the honky tonk, honky tonk women Gimme, gimme, gimme the Marabu girls HONKY TONK WOMAN I met a conjureva down in Huston She went and told me about something that I lack I sat there in that tiny two way rebuff refusal She couldnt smile tells you when she saw my crack Its the honky tonk women Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues Its the honky tonk women Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues She told me that shed really like to see me Standing in the corner standing all by myself Muck to baby Ive got no time for your easing All I wanna do is turn round and be myself Its the honky tonk women Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues Its the honky tonk women Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues She said youd never leave me standing all by myself now Oh babe yeah I have to find my head Im in love baby with somebody else dear Always gonna see Im standing way on the wings Its the honky tonk women Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues Its the honky tonk women Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues HONKY TONK WOMAN I met a gin soaked bar room queen in Memphis She tried to take me upstairs for a ride I had to lean her right across my shoulder 'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind It's the honky tonk women Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues I laid a divorcee in New York city I had to put up some kind of a fight She laid me then she covered me in roses She blew my nose and then she blew my mind It's the honky tonk women Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues It's the honky tonk women Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN Gypsy woman told my mother Before I was born You've got a boy child coming He'll be a son of a gun He'll make pretty women Jump and shout Then the world'll wanna know What it's all about But you know I'm here Everybody knows I'm here Well you know I'm the hoochie coochie man Everybody knows I'm here I got a black cat bone I got a mojo too I got a jolly cockeroo I'm gonna mess with you I'm gonna make you girls Lead me by my hand Then they'll really know I'm your hoochie coochie man Well you know I'm here Everybody knows I'm here Well you know I'm the hoochie coochie man Everybody knows I'm here On the seventh hour Of the seventh day On the seventh month Seven doctors did say He was born for good luck And that you'd see I've got seven hundred dollars And don't you mess with me But you know I'm here Everybody knows I'm here Well you know I'm the hoochie coochie man Everybody knows I'm here HOT PATOOTIE Whatever happened to Saturday night When you left a job and you felt all right Don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life I thought I was divine I used to gopher round to Chooku cove And listen to the music on the radio A saxophone was blowing on a rock and roll show Reclined in the back seat really had a good time Hot patootie bless my soul I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie bless my soul I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie bless my soul I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie bless my soul I really loved that rock and roll My head used to swim from the perfume I smelt My hands kinda fumbled with that black plastic belt My taste of daily hook-up stick and that's when it melt She gets her in my kitchen and she really was mine Get back in bond with some hell at home But the Hollywood scene and it's very last song Their entourage was fairly trying to sing along They're stepping it up really had a good time Hot patootie bless my soul I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie bless my soul I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie bless my soul I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie bless my soul I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie I really loved that rock and roll Hot patootie I really loved that rock and roll HOTEL CALIFORNIA On a dark desert highway cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitis rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell Then she lit up the candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say Welcome to the hotel California Such a lovely place such a lovely face Plenty of room in the hotel California Any time of year you can find it here Her mind is Tiffany twisted she's got a Mercedes Benz She got a lot of pretty boys that she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard sweet summer's sweat Some dance to remember some dance to forget So I called up the captain please bring me my wine He said we haven't had that spirit here since 1969 And still those voices keep calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say Welcome to the hotel California Such a lovely place such a lovely face Theyre living it up at the hotel California What a nice surprise bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling drink pink champagne on ice And she said we are all just prisoners here of our own device And in the master's chambers they gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find my passage back to the place I was before Relax said the nightman we are programmed to receive You can check out any time you like but you can never leave HOUND DOG You ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time You ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine Well they said you were high class well that was just a lie Yeah they said you were high class well that was just a lie Well you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine You ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time You ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine Well they said you were high class well that was just a lie Yeah they said you were high class well that was just a lie Well you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine Well they said you were high class well that was just a lie Yeah they said you were high class well that was just a lie Well you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine You ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time You ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy, And God, I know, I'm one. My mother was a tailor, She sewed my new blue jeans, My father was a gambling man Down in New Orleans. Now, the only thing a gambler needs Is a suitcase and a trunk And the only time he is satisfied Is when he's all a drunk. Oh, Mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done, Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of the Rising Sun. Well Ive got one foot on the platform The other foot on the train I'm going back to New Orleans To wear that ball and chain There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy, And God, I know, I'm one. THE HUNTER They call me the hunter that's my name A pretty little woman like you is my only game I bought me a love gun just the other day And I aim to aim it your way Ain't no use to hide ain't no use to run Cause I've got you in the sight of my gun The first time I saw you standing on the street I said to myself ain't she sweet I got my love gun loaded with hundreds of kisses As soon as I pull that trigger baby there will be no missing Ain't no use to hide ain't no use to run Cause I've got you in the sight of my gun Ain't no use to hide ain't no use to run Cause I've got you in the sight of my gun The first time I saw you standing on the street I said to myself ain't she sweet I got my love gun loaded with hundreds of kisses As soon as I pull that trigger baby there will be no missing Ain't no use to hide ain't no use to run Cause I've got you in the sight of my gun HURTS SO GOOD When I was a young boy Said put away those young boy ways Now that Im getting older so much older I long for those young boy days With a girl like you, with a girl like you Lord knows there are things we can do baby Just me and you, come on and make it Hurt so good Come on baby make it hurt so good Sometimes love dont feel like it should You make it hurt so good Dont have to be so exciting Just trying to get myself a little bit of fun yeah You aint as green as you are young Hey baby its you, come on girl now its you Sink your teeth right through my bones baby Lets see what we can do Come on and make it I aint talking no big deals I aint made no plans myself I aint talking no high heels Maybe we could walk around all day long Walk around all day long Hurt so good Come on baby make it hurt so good Sometimes love dont feel like it should You make it hurt so good Hurt so good Come on baby make it hurt so good Sometimes love dont feel like it should You make it hurt so good I CAN HELP If you got a problem, don't care what it is If you need a hand, I'm gonna show you this I can help, I got two strong arms I can help It would sure do me good to do you good let me help Was it bad two people get lonely, ain't nothing new But a woman like you baby, should never have the blues Let me help, I got two strong arms let me help It would sure do me good to do you good let me help When I go to sleep at night You're always a part of my dream Holding me tight and telling me everything I wanna hear Don't forget me, baby, all you got to do is call You know how I feel about it, I can do anything at all I can help, if your child needs a daddy I can help It would sure do me good to do you good I can help When I go to sleep at night You're always a part of my dream Holding me tight and telling me everything I wanna hear Don't forget me, baby, all you got to do is call You know how I feel about it, I can do anything at all I can help, if your child needs a daddy I can help It would sure do me good to do you good I can help I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT I can tell by your eyes That you're probably been crying forever And the stars in the sky Don't mean nothing to you but a mirror I don't wanna talk about about it How you broke my heart If I stay here just a little bit longer If I stay here won't you listen To my heart, oh my heart If I stand all alone Will the shadows hide the colours of my heart Blue for the fears, black for the nights Still the stars in the sky Don't mean nothing to you but a mirror I don't wanna talk about about it How you broke my heart If I stay here just a little bit longer If I stay here won't you listen To my heart, oh my heart I DONT WANT TO KNOW I don't want to know the reason why our love keeps Right on walking on down the line I don't wanna stand between you love and money I just want you to feel fine I don't want to know the reason why our love keeps Right on walking on down the line I don't wanna stand between you love and money I just want you to feel fine Finally baby the truth has been told now Take a listen to your spirit It's crying out loud trying to believe Oh you say you love me but you don't though You've got me rocking and a reeling oh yeah I don't want to know the reason why our love keeps Right on walking on down the line I don't wanna stand between you love and money I just want you to feel fine Finally baby the truth has been told Now you tell me that I'm crazy It's nothing that I didn't know trying to survive Oh you say you love me but you don't though You've got me rocking and a reeling oh yeah Hey you know it's you oh yeah I don't want to know the reason why our love keeps Right on walking on down the line I don't wanna stand between you love and money I just want you to feel fine I don't want to know the reason why our love keeps Right on walking on down the line I don't wanna stand between you love and money Take a little time I FEEL LIKE A MILLIONAIRE Well I feel just like a millionaire Well I feel just like a millionaire Not a penny in my pocket that I could spare Woh lord I feel just like a millionaire When youre raggedy and dirty broke and hungry too Dont have nobody to tell your troubles to When youre all alone way down by yourself Oh you worry about that millionaire Oh yes I feel just like a millionaire I feel just like a millionaire Not a penny in my pocket that I could spare Woh yeah I feel just like a millionaire Well I once was raggedy broke and hungry too Meet all my friends nothing I could do Theyd all shake my hand and theyd all walk with me by They wouldnt leave me starving there to die Oh yes I feel just like a millionaire Yes I feel just like a millionaire Not a penny in my pocket that I could spare Woh yeah I feel just like a millionaire Well I feel just like a millionaire Well I feel just like a millionaire Not a penny in my pocket that I could spare Woh lord I feel just like a millionaire I GO TO EXTREMES Call me a joker call me a fool Right at this moment I'm totally cool Clear as a crystal sharp as a knife I feel like I'm in the prime of my life Sometimes it feels like I'm going too fast I don't know how long this feeling will last Baby it's only tonight Darling I don't know why I go to extremes Too high or too low there ain't no in betweens And if I stand or I fall it's only nothing at all Darling I don't know why I go to extremes Sometimes I'm tired sometimes I'm shot Sometimes I don't know how much more I've got Baby I'm heading over the hill Maybe I set myself up for the kill Tell me how much do you think you can take Until the heart in you's starting to break Sometimes it feels like it will Darling I don't know why I go to extremes You can be sure when I'm gone I won't be up there too long Darling I don't know why I go to extremes Out of the darkness into the light Leaving the scene of the crime Either I'm wrong or I'm perfectly right every time Sometimes I lie awake night after night Coming apart at the seams Eager to please, ready to fight Why do I go to extremes And if I stand or I fall it's only nothing at all Darling I don't know why I go to extremes Darling I don't know why I go to extremes Too high or too low there ain't no in betweens You can be sure when I'm gone I won't be up there too long Darling I don't know why I go to extremes I don't know why I go to extremes I don't know why I go to extremes I GOT YOU BABE They say were young and we dont know Wont find out until we grow Well I dont know baby if thats true Cause you got me and baby I got you baby I got you babe, I got you babe They say our love wont pay the rent Before its earned our moneys always spent I guess thats so we dont have a lot But at least Im sure of all the things we got baby I got you babe, I got you babe I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring And when I get sad youre around And if I get scared youre always around Dont let them say your hairs too long I dont care with you I cant go wrong Then put your little hand in mine There aint no hill or mountain we cant climb baby I got you babe, I got you babe, I got you babe Ive got you to hold my hand and Ive got you to understand Ive got you to walk with me Ive got you to talk with me Ive got you to kiss goodnight Ive got you to hold me tight I got you and I wont let go I got you to love me so I got you babe, I got you babe, I got you babe I HEAR YOU KNOCKING You went away and left me long time ago And now you're knocking on my door I hear you knocking but you can't come in I hear you knocking go back where you been I begged you not to go but you said goodbye And now you're tellin' me all your lies I hear you knocking but you can't come in I hear you knocking go back where you been I told your baby sister too That I would never go with you I hear you knocking but you can't come in I hear you knocking go back where you been Youd better go back to your old used to be Cause your kind of loving aint good for me I hear you knocking but you can't come in I hear you knocking go back where you been I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU No new years day to celebrate No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away No first of spring, no song to sing In fact, its just another ordinary day No April rain, no flowers bloom No wedding Saturday within the month of June But what it is, is something true Made up from these three words that I must sing to you I just called to say I love you I just called to say how much I care I just called to say I love you And I mean it from the bottom of my heart No summers high, no warm July No harvest moon to light one tender August night No autumn breeze, no falling leaves Not even time for birds to fly to southern skies No Libra sun, no Halloween No given things to all the Christmas joy you bring But what it is, though old, some new To fill your heart like no three words could ever do I just called to say I love you I just called to say how much I care I just called to say I love you And I mean it from the bottom of my heart I LAY DOWN Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Oh my soul By still waters I lay down with the light And I could feel I made peace with my soul And I care not for the night, while my guiding star shone bright By still waters I lay down, I lay down Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Oh my soul After all that Ive been hurt all my time From dirty streams Im not looking for my soul In a magic pool divine, I will leave it far behind By still waters I lay down, I lay down Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Oh my soul Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Oh my soul In sorrow I did fly with the sun Now mountains all around take care of my soul And Ive found that Im possessed, where my spirit lays to rest In deep sorrow I lay down, I lay down Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Oh my soul Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Lay down, I lay me down Oh my soul I LOOKED AWAY She took my hand and tried to make me understand That she would always be there Well I looked away and she ran away from me today Im such a lonely man It came as no surprise to me She left me in misery Seemed like only yesterday she made a vow That shed never go away She took my hand and tried to make me understand That she would always be there Well I looked away and she ran away from me today Im such a lonely man Her voice seemed to say You love another mans woman baby I guess Ill keep on sinning and Loving you lord till my very last day Well I looked away and she ran away from me today Im such a lonely man I SAW HER STANDING THERE Well she was just seventeen well you know what I mean And the way she looked was way beyond compare So how could I dance with another ooh When I saw her standing there Well she looked at me and I I could see That before too long I'd fall in love with her She wouldn't dance with another ooh When I saw her standing there Well my heart went boom when I crossed that room And I held her hand in mine Well we danced through the night and we held each other tight And before too long I fell in love with her I'll never dance with another ooh When I saw her standing there Well my heart went boom when I crossed that room And I held her hand in mine Well we danced through the night and we held each other tight And before too long I fell in love with her I'll never dance with another ooh Since I saw her standing there Since I saw her standing there Since I saw her standing there I SHOT THE SHERIFF I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot no deputy All around in my hometown They're trying to track me down They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy For the life of a deputy but I say I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defence I shot the sheriff and they say it is a capital offence Sheriff John Brown always hated me For what I do not know Every time I plant a seed He said, Kill it before it grows He said Kill it before it grows but I say I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defence I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defence Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town All of a sudden I see sheriff John Brown Aiming to shoot me down So I shot, I shot him down and I say I shot the sheriff - But I didn't shoot no deputy I shot the sheriff - But I didn't shoot no deputy Reflexes got the better of me And what is to be must be Every day the bucket goes to the well One day the bottom will drop out One day the bottom will drop out - I say I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot no deputy I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot no deputy I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS Gotta take a little time A little time to think things over Id better read between the lines In case I need it when Im older This mountain I must climb Feels like a world upon my shoulders Through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life theres been heartache and pain I dont know if I can face it again Cant stop now, Ive travelled so far To change this lonely life I want to know what love is I want you to show me I want to feel what love is I know you can show me, oh Im gonna take a little time A little time to took around me Ive got nowhere left to hide It looks like love has finally found me In my life theres been heartache and pain I dont know if I can face it again Cant stop now, Ive travelled so far To change this lonely life I want to know what love is I want you to show me I want to feel what love is I know you can show me, oh I want to know what love is I want you to show me I want to feel what love is I know you can show me Lets talk about love ( I want to know what love is ) Love, when you feel it inside I want you to show me I feel so much love ( I want to know what love is ) I WANNA WAKE UP WITH YOU I wanna wake up with you I wanna be there when you open your eyes I want you to be the first thing that I see I wanna wake up with you I wanna lay by your side baby I wanna feel every beat of your heart And throughout the night I wanna hold you tight I wanna wake up with you All the love inside of me has been sleeping Waiting till the right one came along You can share the love that Ive been keeping You can put the music to my song I wanna wake up with you I wanna reach out and know that youre there I want you to be the first thing that I see I wanna wake up with you Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, And throughout the night I wanna hold you tight I wanna wake up with you All the love inside of me has been sleeping Waiting till the right one came along You can share the love that Ive been keeping You can put the music to my song I wanna wake up with you I wanna reach out and know that youre there I wanna you to be the first thing that I see I wanna wake up with you I wanna lay by your side baby I wanna feel every beat of your heart And throughout the night I wanna hold you tight I wanna wake up with you Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, I wanna you to be the first thing that I see I wanna wake up with you I WILL Who knows how long I've loved you You know I love you still Will I wait a lonely lifetime If you want me to, I will For if I ever saw you I didn't catch your name But it never really mattered I will always feel the same Love you forever and forever Love you with all my heart Love you whenever we're together Love you when we're apart And when at last I find you Your song will fill the air Sing it loud so I can hear you Make it easy to be near you For the things you do endear you to me Oh you know I will, I will ID LOVE YOU TO WANT ME When I saw you standing there I bout fell out of my chair And when you moved your mouth to speak I felt the blood go to my feet Now it took time for me to know What you tried so not to show Something in my soul just cries I feel the want in your blue eyes Baby Id love you to want me The way that I want you The way that it should be Baby youd love me to want you The way that I want to If youd only let it be You told yourself a year ago Youd never let your feelings show The obligations that you made For the title that they gave Baby Id love you to want me The way that I want you The way that it should be Baby youd love me to want you The way that I want to If youd only let it be Now it took time for me to know What you tried so not to show Something in my soul just cries I feel the want in your blue eyes Baby Id love you to want me The way that I want you The way that it should be Baby youd love me to want you The way that I want to If youd only let it be ILL BE TRUE TO MY LOVE There was a Lord in the north country bow down bow down to me There was a Lord in the north country and he had daughters one two three Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me A young man came a courting them bow down bow down to me A young man came a courting them and hes made the choice of the youngest one Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me Hes offered the youngest a gay gold ring bow down bow down to me Hes offered the youngest a gay gold ring but he never gave the eldest a single thing Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me Oh sister sister will you walk about bow down bow down to me Oh sister sister will you walk about to see the ships a going sailing round Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me They waked until they came to the rivers brim bow down bow down to me They waked until they came to the rivers brim and the eldests pushed the youngest in Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me Oh sister sister will you lend me your hand bow down bow down to me Sister sister will you lend me your hand and you can have my houses and land Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me I wouldnt give you the finger of my glove bow down bow down to me I wouldnt give you my hand nor glove and I will steal your only love Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me Away she sank and away she swam bow down bow down to me Away she sank and away she swam and into the millers fishpond she ran Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me The miller came out with a long gaff hook bow down bow down to me The miller came out with a long gaff hook and he fished young Polly out of the brook Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me Hes robbed her of her gay gold ring bow down bow down to me Hes robbed her of her gay gold ring and into the ditch hes flung her again Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me The miller was hung at his own mill gate bow down bow down to me The miller was hung at his own mill gate and the oldest sister was burned at the stake Ill be true to my love if my lovell be true to me I'LL BE YOUR BABY TONIGHT Close your eyes close the door You don't have to worry anymore I'll be your baby tonight Shut the light shut the shade You don't have to be afraid I'll be your baby tonight Oh well that mocking bird is gonna stay away We're gonna forget it Big fat moon's gonna shine like a spoon We're gonna let it you won't regret it Take your shoes off do not fear Bring that bottle over here I'll be your baby tonight Be my baby Be my baby Be my baby Be my baby I'll be your baby tonight I'M MOVING ON I warned you baby from time to time But you wouldn't listen You don't pay me no mind So I'm moving on Now baby don't moan I'm rolling on You've broken your vow and it's all over now So I'm moving on That big eight wheeler rolling down the track With your true lovin' daddy ain't coming back Well I'm moving on I'm rolling on You were flying too high for my little sky So I'm moving on Some day baby when you've had your play You're gonna want your daddy but your daddy will say Keep moving on keep rolling on I'm through with you too bad you're blue But I'm moving on Mr Engineer take your throttle in hand And take me down to that southern land Keep moving on keep rolling on You can ease my mind if you get me there on time I'm moving on Mr fireman please won't you listen to me Cause I've got a burning (pretty?) woman in Tennessee Keep moving on keep rolling on She's fine as could be and she's good for me Keep moving on I'm gonna move I'm gonna move I'm gonna move I'm gonna move ICARUS I never wanted to fly high, I was too fond of walking And when you said youd touched the sky, thought it was your way of talking Then you said youd built some wings, found out how it could be done But I was doubtful bout everything, never thought youd reach the sun You were so clever with your hands, Id watched you for hours The glue and the rubber bands, feathers and lace and flowers And the finished wings they glowed so bright, like some bird of glory I began to envy you your flight, like some old hero story You tried to get me to go with you, tried all ways to dare me But I looked up at the skies so blue, and I thought the height would scare me But I carried your wings for you, up the path to the cliff face Kissed you goodbye and watched your eyes, already bright with sunlight And it was grand at the start, to watch you soaring higher But there was a pain deep in my heart, the wings seemed tipped with fire Like a seagull or a lark, rising up forever Like an ember or some spark, rising from earth to heaven And I believe you touched the sun, I believed everything you told me Youd done a thing no man has done, you touched the stars to please me And then I saw the wide wings fail, and I saw the feathers falter Watched you drop like a ball of gold, into the wide green water For some are born to fly high, some are born to follow And some are born to touch the sky, while some walk in the hollow And as I watched your body fall, I knew that really you had won For your grave was not the earth, but the reflection of the sun IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me If I swore you were an angel Would you treat me like a devil tonight If I was dying of thirst Would your flowing love come and quench me If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me Now we could talk all night about the weather Tell you about my friends out on the coast I could ask a lot of crazy questions Or ask you what I really wanted to know If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me If I swore you were an angel Would you treat me like a devil tonight If I was dying of thirst Would your flowing love come and quench me If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me Now rain can fall so soft against the window The sun can shine so bright up in the sky But daddy always told me dont make small talk He said come on out and say whats on your mind If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me If I swore you were an angel Would you treat me like a devil tonight If I was dying of thirst Would your flowing love come and quench me If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW If you leave me now Youll take away the biggest part of me Ooh no baby please dont go And if you leave me now Youll take away the very heart of me Ooh no baby please dont go Ooh girl I just want you to stay A love like ours is love thats hard to find How could we let it slip away Weve come too far to leave it all behind How could we end it this way When tomorrow comes then well both regret The things we said today A love like ours is love thats hard to find How could we let it slip away Weve come too far to leave it all behind How could we end it this way When tomorrow comes then well both regret The things we said today If you leave me now Youll take away the biggest part of me Ooh no baby please dont go Ooh girl just got to have you by my side Ooh no baby please dont go Ooh mama I just got to have your love inside me IMAGINE Imagine theres no heaven its easy if you try No hell below us above us only sky Imagine all the people living for today ah Imagine theres no countries it isnt hard to do Nothing to kill or die for and no religion too Imagine all the people living life in peace You may say Im a dreamer But Im not the only one I hope someday youll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger a brotherhood of man Imagine all the people sharing all the world You may say Im a dreamer But Im not the only one I hope someday youll join us And the world will live as one AN INNOCENT MAN Some people stay far away from the door cause there's a chance of it opening up They hear a voice in the hall outside and hope that it's just passers by Some people live with the fear of the touch and the anger of how to play the fool They won't listen to anyone so nobody tells them the lie I know you're only protecting yourself I know you're thinking there's somebody else Don't want to hurt you but I'm not above making up for the love You've been denying you could ever feel I'm not above doing anything to restore your faith if I can Some people see through the eyes of the old only angry to look at the young Only willing to hear you cry because I am an innocent man I am an innocent man Oh yes I am Some people say they will never believe another promise they hear in the dark Because they only remember too well they heard somebody tell them before Some people sleep all alone every night instead of taking their lover to bed Some people find that it's easier to hate than to wait any more I know you don't wanna hear what I say I know you're gonna keep turning away I've been there and if I can survive I can keep you alive I'm not above going through it again not above being cool for a while If you're true to me I'll be spared some people run from a possible fight Some people figure they can never win although this is a fight I can lose The accused is an innocent man I am an innocent man oh yes I am an innocent man You know you only hurt yourself by the spites but you should rather be a father tonight That's your decision but I'm not below anybody I know if there's a chance of resurrecting the love Not above going back to the start to find out where the heartache began Some people hope for a miracle cure some people just accept the world as it is Me I'm not willing to lay down and die because I am an innocent man I am an innocent man Oh yes I am an innocent man ITS A HEARTACHE Its a heartache, nothing but a heartache Hits you when its too late Hits you when youre down Its a fools game, nothing but a fools game Standing in the cold rain, feeling like a clown Its a heartache, nothing but a heartache Love him till your arms break Then he lets you down It aint right with love to share When you find he doesnt care for you It aint wise to need someone As much as I depend on you Its a heartache, nothing but a heartache Hits you when its too late Hits you when youre down Its a fools game, nothing but a fools game It aint right with love to share When you find he doesnt care for you It aint wise to need someone As much as I depend on you Its a heartache, nothing but a heartache Hits you when its too late Hits you when youre down Its a fools game, noting but a fools game ITS ALL OVER NOW Baby used to stay yeah all night long She made me weak you know shes done me wrong She held my eyes open and thats no lie Still the tables are turning now its her turn to cry Because I used to love her, but its all over now Because I used to love her, but its all over now I used to wake in the morning get my breakfast in bed But now Ive got nothing to ease my aching head And now shes here and there with every single man in town Still trying to take me for that same old crap Because I used to love her, but its all over now Because I used to love her, but its all over now Still see her running round with every single man in town Spend all of my money playing her fast game It used to put me down its just pathetic how she cried But the tables are turning now its her turn to cry Because I used to love her, but its all over now Because I used to love her, but its all over now Because I used to love her, but its all over now Because I used to love her, but its all over now IT'S STILL ROCK AND ROLL TO ME What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing Can't you see that your tie's too wide Maybe I should buy some old tab collars Welcome back to the age of jive Where have you been hiding out lately honey You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money Everybody's talking 'bout the new sound funny But it's still rock and roll to me What's the matter with the car I'm driving Can't you tell that it's out of style Should I get a set of white wall tyres Are you going to cruise the miracle mile Nowadays you can't be too sentimental Your best bet's a true baby blue continental Hot funk cool punk even if it's old junk It's still rock and roll to me Oh it doesn't matter what they say in the papers Cause it's always been the same old scene There's a new band in town But you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine Aimed at your average teen How about a pair of pink sidewinders And a bright orange pair of pants You could really be a Beau Brummel baby If you just give it half a chance Don't waste your money on a new set of speakers You get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers Next phase new wave dance craze anyways It's still rock and roll to me What's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing Don't you know that they're out of touch Well should I try to be a straight A's student If you are then you think too much Don't you know about the new fashion honey All you need are looks and a whole lotta money It's the next phase new wave dance craze anyways It's still rock and roll to me Everybody's talking 'bout the new sound funny But it's still rock and roll to me ITS TOO LATE Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time Theres something wrong here there can be no denying One of us is changing or maybe we just stopped trying And its too late baby now its too late Though we really did try to make it Something inside has died And I just cant hide and I just cant fake it It used to be so easy living here with you You were light and breezy and you knew just what to do Now you look so unhappy and I feel like a fool And its too late baby now its too late Though we really did try to make it Something inside has died And I just cant hide and I just cant fake it Therell be good times ahead for me and you But we just cant stay together dont you feel it too Still Im glad for what we had and how I once loved you And its too late baby now its too late Though we really did try to make it Something inside has died And I just cant hide and I just cant fake it JACK AND ANNABEL AT THE SEASIDE Annabell were waiting in the shadow of the pier You could see the sea through her see through blouse And smell the smell of beer Flasher Jack came walking till he reached where she were hid Annie said Eh Jack yer late and straight away Jack did But thats all right in the silver night in the season of whoopee Im never uptight in Scarborough Im as happy as can be Annie said Whats that your smoking? thats a funny smell Flasher said Ill tell yer when I marry you Annabell Just a little puff Jack, I just want to see Ooh Im not feeling myself Jack said No your feeling me But thats all right in the silver night in the season of whoopee Im never uptight in Scarborough Im as happy as can be Annie said Give over, Flasher said Give in For I do like to see beside the B side bay the A side of your skin Let me be a gay Don Juan behind the harbour wall Cause its not true what people say, done one youve done them all Thats all right in the silver night in the season of whoopee Im never uptight in Scarborough Im as happy as can be Flasher said I love yer Annie said Go on But theres something about you Jack I like, that I cant put my finger on I feel as if Im falling, push me over the edge Cause I cant stop it once I feel the sin edge if the wedge But thats all right in the silver night in the season of whoopee Im never uptight in Scarborough Im as happy as can be Constable McLagen came creeping up the sand Im gonna do you for possession lad, I can see it in your hand Anything you answer now will be taken down by me Annabel said Underpants and Flasher said Feel free But thats all right in the silver night in the season of whoopee Im never uptight in Scarborough Im as happy as can be But thats all right in the silver night in the season of whoopee Im never uptight in Scarborough Im as happy as can be JACKIE WILSON SAID Da da da da da Jackie Wilson said it was "reet petite" Kinda love you got knocks me off my feet Let it all hang out, oh let it all hang out And you know I'm so wired up Don't need no coffee in my cup Let it all hang out let it all hang out Watch this Ding a ling a ling, ding a ling a ling a ling Ding a ling a ding, ding a ling a ling a ding, do da do da I'm in heaven, Im in heaven I'm in heaven when you smile When you smile when you smile when you smile And when you walk across the road You make my heart go boom boom boom Let it all hang out baby let it all hang out And every time you look that way Honey chile you make my day Let it all hang out Like the man said let it all hang out Watch this Ding a ling a ling, ding a ling a ling a ling Ding a ling a ding, ding a ling a ling a ding, do da do da JACOB'S LADDER I met a fan dancer in south side Birmingham She was running from a fat man selling salvation in his hand And now he's trying to save me when I'm doing all right the best that I can Just another fallen angel trying to get through the night Step by step one by one higher and higher Step by step rung by rung I'm climbing Jacob's ladder Coming over the airwaves a man say's I'm overdue Sing along send some money join the chosen few Hey mister I'm not in a hurry and I don't want to be like you All I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today Step by step one by one higher and higher Step by step rung by rung I'm climbing Jacob's ladder All I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today Step by step one by one higher and higher Step by step rung by rung I'm climbing Jacob's ladder Climbing and climbing Step by step one by one higher and higher Step by step rung by rung I'm climbing Jacob's ladder JAILHOUSE ROCK Warden threw a party in the county jail Prison man was there and they began to wail The band was jumping and the joint began to swing You should have heard them knocked out jailbirds sing Let's rock everybody let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock Spider Murphy playing the tenor saxophone Little Joe was blowing on the slide trombone Drummer Corchinelli going crash boom bang The whole rhythm section was a purple gang Let's rock everybody let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock Number forty seven said to number three You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see I'd sure be delighted with your company Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me Let's rock everybody let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock Centre sack was sittin on a block of stone Over in the corner weeping all alone The warden said nobody don't you be no square If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair Let's rock everybody let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock Shifty Head was saying folks for heaven's sake The warden's looking out a chance to make a break His brother turned to Shifty and he said nix sticks I want to stick around while I get my kicks Let's rock everybody let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock Dancing to the jailhouse rock Dancing to the jailhouse rock Dancing to the jailhouse rock Dancing to the jailhouse rock Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock J.C. Five foot nine, hes divine He turns water into wine Has anybody seen J.C. Hes the greatest hes real cool Hes just walked across my pool Has anybody seen J.C. If you should run into a five nine Jew Head all covered in thorns Turning water into wine Well you bet your life that hes divine Mother Mary shes the most She got banged by the Holy Ghost Has anybody seen J.C. Five foot nine, hes divine He turns water into wine Has anybody seen J.C. Hes the greatest hes real cool Hes just walked across my pool Has anybody seen J.C. If you should run into a five nine Jew Head all covered in thorns Turning water into wine Well you bet your life that hes divine Mother Mary shes the most She got banged by the Holy Ghost Has anybody seen J.C. Not since Ascension Has anybody seen J.C. JEANS ON When I wake up in the morning light I put on my jeans and I feel all right I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on It's the weekend and I know that you're free So pull on your jeans and come on out with me I need to have you near me, I need to feel you close to me I need to have you near me, I need to feel you close to me You and me we'll go motorbike riding In the sun and the wind and the rain I got money in my pocket, the tiger in my tank And I'm King of the Road again I meet you in the usual place I cant wait to see such a pretty face I need to have your near me, I need to feel you close to me I need to have your near me, I need to feel you close to me You and me we'll go motorbike riding In the sun and the wind and the rain I got money in my pocket, the tiger in my tank And I'm King of the Road again When I wake up in the morning light I put on my jeans and I feel all right I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on JEZAMINE What am I supposed to do with a girl like Jezamine Though my eyes are open wide shes made my life a dream When Jezamine goes a part of me knows Im not really living A butterfly so free and so wild and so full of living When Jezamine stays though time goes fast this is my world at last Beautiful days lost in her eyes but then the whole world dies When Jezamine goes a part of me knows Im not really living What can you say when a girl doesnt want to know Shes too far away And she makes my life a dream When Jezamine goes a part of me knows Im not really living A butterfly so free and so wild and so full of living When Jezamine stays though time goes fast this is my world at last Beautiful days lost in her eyes but then the whole world dies When Jezamine goes a part of me knows Im not really living What can you say when a girl doesnt want to know Shes too far away And she makes my life a dream When Jezamine cries what am I supposed to do with a girl like Jezamine Though my eyes are open wide shes made my life a dream La la la l a la la l a la la l a la la l a la la l a la When Jezamine goes a part of me knows Im not really living La la la l a When Jezamine goes a part of me knows Im not really living A butterfly so free and so wild and so full of living When Jezamine stays though time goes fast this is my world at last Beautiful days lost in her eyes but then the whole world dies When Jezamine goes a part of me knows Im not really living JOCK STUART Oh my name is Jock Stuart Im a canny goin man But a rovin young fellow Ive been So be easy and free when youre drinking with me Im a man youll not meet every day Well Ive taen out my gun With my dogs I did go Down by the banks of the Tay So be easy and free when youre drinking with me Im a man youll not meet every day Ive got acres of land Ive got men at command But my money is easily spent So be easy and free when youre drinking with me Im a man youll not meet every day So be easy and free when youre drinking with me Im a man youll not meet every day JOHN OF DREAMS When midnight sings the people homeward tread Seek now your blanket and your feather bed Home is the rover his journey over Yield up the night time to old John o'dreams Yield up the night time to old John o'dreams Across the hill the sun has gone astray Tomorrows cares are many dreams away The stars are flying your candle's dying Yield up the darkness to old John o'dreams Yield up the darkness to old John o'dreams Both man and master in the night are one All things are equal when the day is done The prince and the ploughman the slave and the freeman All find their comfort in old John o'dreams All find their comfort in old John o'dreams Now as you sleep the dreams come winging clear The hawks of morning cannot harm you here Sleep is your river float on forever And for your boatman choose old John o'dreams And for your boatman choose old John o'dreams JOHNNY B GOODE Way down in Louisiana close to New Orleans Back up in the woods amongst the evergreens In an old log cabin made of earth and wood There lived a country boy name of Johnny B Goode Who never ever learned to read and write so well But he could play a guitar just like a ringing a bell Oh go, go Johnny, go, go, go, Go Johnny, go, go, go, Go Johnny, go, go, go, Go Johnny, go, go, go, go, go, Johnny B Goode He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack Go sit beneath the trees by the railroad track Old engineers would say, sitting in the shade Strumming with the music that the drivers made People passing by the would stop and say Oh my but that little country boy could play Oh go, go Johnny, go, go, go, Go Johnny, go, go, go, Go Johnny, go, go, go, Go Johnny, go, go, go, go, go, Johnny B Goode Well his mother told him someday you will be a man And you will be the leader of a big rock band All kinds of peoplell come from miles around To hear you play your guitar till the sun goes down Maybe someday your name will be in lights saying Johnny B Goode tonight Oh go, go Johnny, go, go, go, Go Johnny, go, go, go, Go Johnny, go, go, go, Go Johnny, go, go, go, go, go, Johnny B Goode JOHNNY COME GOOD Down amongst the harlots where the punters come, To the rhythm of the falling and the rising bum, And a flaccid phallus droops now, where a horn once stood, Lived a country boy called Johnny come good, Who was blessed with the world's most enormous wick, It was six feet long, and it was two feet thick. Oh come, come Johnny come come come, Come Johnny, come come come, Come Johnny, come come come, Come Johnny come come come, Johnny come good. He would carry his great tool in a pick-up truck, And travel fifty miles or more just for a friendly conversation, Experienced whores would cry out when he had them splayed, Gasping to recover from each thrust he made, Sometimes he would split them right from arse to tit, Because they couldn't take the length or width of it. Oh come, come Johnny come come come, Come Johnny, come come come, Come Johnny, come come come, Come Johnny come come come, Johnny come good. Along came a lady of the endless night, Who challenged him to fuck her 'till the morning light, He gave his wick a rub 'till it was yards around, And in between her legs he went and ground and ground, But this devious old harlot then let fly a fart, That blew both of his balls and his prick apart. Well bye bye bye, Well bye bye bye bye, Bye bye Johnny, Johnny come good. THE JOKER Some people call me the space cowboy yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice Cause I speak of the pompetus of love People talk about me baby Say Im doing you wrong doing you wrong Well dont you worry baby dont worry Cause Im right here right here right here right here at home Cause Im a picker Im a grinner Im a lover and Im a sinner I play my music in the sun Im a joker Im a smoker Im a midnight toker I get my loving on the run Youre the cutest thing that I ever did see I really love your peaches wanna shake your tree Lovey dovey lovey dovey lovey dovey all the time Ooh wee baby Ill sure show you a good time Cause Im a picker Im a grinner Im a lover and Im a sinner I play my music in the sun Im a joker Im a smoker Im a midnight toker I sure dont want to hurt no one People keep talking about me baby Say Im doing you wrong Well dont you worry dont worry no dont worry mamma Cause Im right here at home Youre the cutest thing I ever did see I really love your peaches wanna shake your tree Lovey dovey lovey dovey lovey dovey all the time Come on baby now Ill show you a good time JOLLY BEGGARMAN Its of a jolly beggar man came tripping oer the plain He came unto a farmers door some lodgings for to gain The farmers daughter she came down and viewed him cheek and chin She said he is a handsome man I pray you let him in Well go no more a roving a roving in the night Well go no more a roving let the moon shine so bright Well go no more a roving He would not lie within the barn nor yet within the byre But he would in the corner lie down by the kitchen fire The beggars bed then it was made of good clean sheets and hay And down besides the kitchen fire the jolly beggar lay Well go no more a roving a roving in the night Well go no more a roving let the moon shine so bright Well go no more a roving The farmers daughter she came down to bolt the kitchen door And there she saw the beggar standing naked on the floor He took the girl in both her arms and to the bed he ran Kind Sir she said go easy now youll waken our good man Well go no more a roving a roving in the night Well go no more a roving let the moon shine so bright Well go no more a roving So now you are no beggar man you are some gentleman For you have stole my maidenhead and I am quite undone I am the lord I am the squire of beggars I be one And beggars they are robbers all and you are quite undone Well go no more a roving a roving in the night Well go no more a roving let the moon shine so bright Well go no more a roving JOY TO THE WORLD Jeremiah was a bullfrog was a good friend of mine Never understood a single word I said But he always helped me drink my wine Yes we always had some mighty fine wine Singing joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me If I was the king of the world Tell you what Id do Throw away all the cars and bar all the wars And make sweet love to you Yes Id make sweet love to you Singing joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me You know I love the ladies love to have fun Im a high night flier and a rainbow rider A straight shooting son of a gun Yes a straight shooting son of a gun Singing joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me JUMP I get up and nothing gets me down You got it tough Ive seen the toughest soul around And I know baby just how you feel Youve got to roll with the punches and get to whats real So cant you see me standing here Ive got my back against the record machine I aint the worst that youve seen Ah cant you see what I mean I might as well jump jump Might as well jump Go ahead and jump jump Go ahead and jump Oh oh hey you who said that Baby how you been You say you dont know You wont know until youve begin So cant you see me standing here Ive got my back against the record machine I aint the worst that youve seen Ah cant you see what I mean I might as well jump jump Go ahead and jump Might as well jump jump Go ahead and jump jump I might as well jump jump Go ahead and jump Go ahead and jump jump Go ahead and jump jump Jump jump jump jump JUMPIN JACK FLASH I was born in a cross fire hurricane And I howled at my ma in the driving rain But its all right now In fact its a gas But its all right Im Jumpin Jack Flash its a gas gas gas I was raised by a toothless bearded hag I was schooled with a strap right across my back Well its all right now In fact its a gas But its all right Im Jumpin Jack Flash its a gas gas gas I was drowned I was washed up and left for dead I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread I was crowned with a spike right through my head But its all right now In fact its a gas But its all right Im Jumpin Jack Flash its a gas gas gas Jumpin Jack Flash its a gas Jumpin Jack Flash its a gas Jumpin Jack Flash its a gas Jumpin Jack Flash its a gas JUST THE WAY YOU ARE Don't go changing to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too familiar And I don't see you anymore I would not leave you in times of trouble We never could have come this far I took the good times I'll take the bad times I'll take you just the way you are I need to know that you will always be The same old someone that I knew What will it take till you believe in me The way that I believe in you I said I love you and that's forever And this I promise from the heart I could not love you any better I love you just the way you are I don't want clever conversation I never want to work that hard I just want someone that I can talk to I want you just the way you are JUST TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN You sheltered me from harm Kept me warm, kept me warm You gave my life to me Set me free set me free The finest years I ever knew I s all the years I had with you I would give everything I own Give up my life, my heart, my own I would give anything I own Just to have you back again Is there someone you know That wont let you go And taking it all for granted You may lose them one day Someone takes them away And you dont hear a word they say I would give everything I own Give up my life, my heart, my own I would give anything I own Just to have you back again Is there someone you know That wont let you go And taking it all for granted You may lose them one day Someone takes them away And you dont hear a word they say KEY TO THE HIGHWAY I got the key to the highway Yes all packed up and bound to go Im going to leave here running Cause walkings much too slow Im going down to the river Yes Im going to take my rocking chair Im going to have blues in trouble Im gonna rock away from here Im going down to the border Yes, baby where in better know You know I dont do nothin here little girl That would drive a good man away from home Now give me one whole kiss baby Yeah just before I go ,Cause I know its time little girl I was back out on that road Now when the man peeps over the mountain You know Ill be on my way Im going to walk walk this old highway Just until the break of day So long goodbye Yes I have to say goodbye Im gonna walk walk this old highway Just until the day I die I got the key to the highway Yes all packed up and bound to go Im going to leave here running Cause walkings much too slow KILLER QUEEN She keeps Moet and Chandon in a pretty cabinet Let them eat cakes she says just like Marie Antoinette Building a remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy And in it signed an invitation you cant decline Caviar and cigarettes well versed in etiquette Extraoardinarily nice shes a killer queen Gunpowder gelatine dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind (anytime) Ooh recommended at the Pru Unsatiable appetite (wanna try ?) To avoid complications she never kept the same address In conversation she spoke just like a baroness Made a mine in China the corporation bought her But then again incidently she went about it with class Perfume came right through here from Paris (naturally) Because she couldnt care less Fastidious and precise shes a killer queen Gunpowder gelatine dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind (anytime) Drop of a hat shes as elegant Grateful as a prison camp Momentarily out of action temporarily out of use Absolutely grand Shes out to get you shes a killer queen Gunpowder gelatine dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind (anytime) Ooh recommended at the Pru Unsatiable appetite (wanna try ?) KILLING FLOOR I should have quit you a long time ago I should have quit you babe a long time ago I should have quit you and went on to Mexico If I had a followed my first mind If I had a followed my first mind Id been gone its my second time I should have went home when my friend come from Mexico I should have went home when my friend come from Mexico again But now Im fooling with you baby Im down on this killin floor God knows I should have been gone God knows I should have been gone And I wouldnt been here down on the killin floor KILLING ME SOFTLY Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly with his song I heard he sang a good song. I heard he had a style And so I came to see him To listen for a while And there he was this young boy, A stranger to my eyes Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly with his song I felt all flushed with fever Embarrassed by the crowd I felt he found my letters And read each one out loud I prayed that he would finish But he just kept right on Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly with his song He sang as if he knew me In all my dark despair And then he looked right through me As if I wasn't there But he was there this stranger Singing clear and strong Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly with his song KING OF THE ROAD Trailer for sale or rent rooms to let fifty cents No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes Ah, but two hours of pushing broom buys an eight by twelve four bit room I'm a man of means by no means king of the road Third box car, midnight train destination Bangor, Maine Old worn out suit and shoes I don't pay no union dues I smoke old stogies I have found short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means king of the road I know every engineer on every train All of the children and all of their names And every hand out in every town And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around I sing Trailer for sale or rent rooms to let fifty cents No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes Ah, but two hours of pushing broom buys an eight by twelve four bit room I'm a man of means by no means king of the road Third box car, midnight train destination Bangor, Maine Old worn out suit and shoes I don't pay no union dues I smoke old stogies I have found short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means king of the road I know every engineer on every train All of the children and all of their names And every hand out in every town And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around I sing Trailer for sale or rent rooms to let fifty cents No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes Ah, but two hours of pushing broom buys an eight by twelve four bit room I'm a man of means by no means king of the road KINGDOM COME I have no one to call my friend The road I travel has no end And so I turn my face up to the sun And walk on down the road to kingdom come And as I walk this lonely road Nobody helps me bear my load Wont somebody tell me what Ive done Condemned to walk the road to kingdom come And if you pass me on the side Why dont you stop and let me ride You just had a better deal than some Walking down the road to kingdom come Walking down the road to kingdom come Walking down the road to kingdom come KINGSTON TOWN The night seems to fade But the moonlight lingers on There are wonders for everyone woh oh The stars shine so bright But theyre fading after dawn There is magic in Kingston town Oh Kingston town The place I long to be If I had the whole world I would give it away Just to see the girls at play When I am king Surely I will meet a queen And a palace and everything yeah And now I am king And my queen will come at dawn Shell be waiting in Kingston town Oh Kingston town The place I long to be If I had the whole world I would give it away Just to see the girls at play yeah When I am king Surely I will meet a queen And a palace and everything yeah And now I am king And my queen will come at dawn Shell be waiting in Kingston town Shell be waiting in Kingston town right on Shell be waiting in Kingston town oh yeah Shell be waiting in Kingston town oh yeah Shell be waiting in Kingston town oh yeah KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR Mama, take this badge off of me I can't use it anymore It's getting dark, too dark to see I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door Mama, take these guns off me I can't shoot them anymore A long black cloud is coming down I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door Mama, take this badge off of me I can't use it anymore It's getting dark, too dark to see I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door LA BAMBA Para bailar la bamba. para bailar la bamba se necesita Una poca de gracia, una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti. Ay arriba, y'arriba, ay arriba, y'arriba, Por ti sere por ti sere, por ti sere. Yo no soy marinero, yo no soy marinero, Soy capitan.soy capitan, soy capitan. Bamba, bamba, bamba, bamba, Bamba, bamba, bamba. Para bailar la bamba. para bailar la bamba se necesita Una poca de gracia, una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti. Ay arriba, y'arriba, ay arriba, y'arriba, Por ti sere por ti sere, por ti sere. Ay arriba, y'arriba. Para bailar la bamba. para bailar la bamba se necesita Una poca de gracia, una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti. Ay arriba, y'arriba, ay arriba, y'arriba, Por ti sere por ti sere, por ti sere. Bamba, bamba, bamba, bamba, Bamba, bamba, bamba. LADY IN BLACK She came to me one morning, one lonely Sunday morning Her long hair flowing in the midwinter wind I know not how she found me for in darkness I was walking And destruction lay around me from a fight I could not win Ah ... She asked me name my foe then I said the need within some men To fight and kill their brothers without thought of love or god And I begged her give me horses to trample down my enemy So eager was my passion to devour this waste of life Ah ... But she would not think of battle that reduces man to animals So easy to begin and yet impossible to end For she the mother of all men did counsel me so wisely then I feared to walk alone again and asked if she would stay Ah ... Oh Lady, lend your hand I cried or let me rest here at your side Have faith and trust in me, she said and filled my heart with life There is no strength in numbers. Have no such misconception. But when you need me be assured I won't be far away Ah ... Thus having spoke she turned away and though I found no words to say I stood and watched until I saw her black cloak disappear My labour is no easier, but now I know I'm not alone I find new heart each time I think upon that windy day Ah ... And if one day she comes to you, Drink deeply from her words so wise Take courage from her as your prize And say hello for me Ah ... LADY JANE My sweet Lady Jane when will I see you again Your servant am I and will humbly remain Just hear this plea my love On bended knees my love I pledge myself to Lady Jane My dear Lady Anne Ive done what I can I must take my leave for promised I am This play is run my love Your time has come my love I pledge myself to Lady Jane Oh my sweet Marie I wait at your ease The sands have run out for your lady and me Wedlock is nigh my love Her station is right my love Life is secure with Lady Jane My Lady Jane LANCASHIRE LASSES Well I know a girl and shes called Annabella She stands on our grid every night with a fella And how do I know that her knickers are yellow I go down our cellar for coal I love them all, all the Lancashire lasses The tall ones the short ones the ones that wear glasses The fat ones the thin ones the ones that make passes Its Lancashire lasses for me Now my brother Bongo had a ten foot six dongo His friends all remarked saying how it was longo But Bongos long dongo is longer no longo Since our Rovers got a new bone I love them all, all the Lancashire lasses The tall ones the short ones the ones that wear glasses The fat ones the thin ones the ones that make passes Its Lancashire lasses for me I once knew a fellow by name Albert Dooley Nature endowed him with different sized goolies Now one of then was small and it looked rather poorly But the other two were large and won prizes I love them all, all the Lancashire lasses The tall ones the short ones the ones that wear glasses The fat ones the thin ones the ones that make passes Its Lancashire lasses for me The couple next door whose name it was Kelly Discovered one night theyd stuck belly to belly They thought theyd been using petroleum jelly But our Michael had swapped it for Bostik I love them all, all the Lancashire lasses The tall ones the short ones the ones that wear glasses The fat ones the thin ones the ones that make passes Its Lancashire lasses for me And my brother Paul who works as a baker In matters of sex is a little match maker Cause hes just invented a dance called the Quaker Once round then out for your oats I love them all, all the Lancashire lasses The tall ones the short ones the ones that wear glasses The fat ones the thin ones the ones that make passes Its Lancashire lasses for me LAST OF BARRETTS PRIVATEERS Oh the year was seventeen seventy eight how I wish I was in Sherbrook now A letter of mark came from the King to the scummiest vessel Id ever seen God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers Oh Barrett he cried throughout the town how I wish I was in Sherbrook now With twenty bold men all fishermen free I could give you more gold than you ever did see God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers Now the Antelope sloop was a sickening sight how I wish I was in Sherbrook now Shed a list to the port and her sails in rags the cook in the scuppers with the staggers and the jags God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers On the Kings birthday we put to sea how I wish I was in Sherbrook now With ninety six days to Montego Bay and pumping like madmen all the way God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers Now Barrett he worked us to the bone how I wish I was in Sherbrook now With maggoty meat and weevily bread and watered down rum wed be better off dead God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers On the ninety ninth day we sailed again how I wish I was in Sherbrook now When a Yankee sloop came into sight with our crack five pounders we made to fight God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers Now the Yankee lay low down with gold how I wish I was in Sherbrook now She was broad and fat and loose in the stays but to catch her took three whole days God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers And at length we stood two cables away how I wish I was in Sherbrook now Our crack five pounders made an awful din but with one fat ball the Yank stove us in God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers Well the Antelope shook and she pitched on her side how I wish I was in Sherbrook now Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs and the main truck carried off both my legs God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers So here I lay in my twenty third year how I wish I was in Sherbrook now Its been six years since we sailed away and I just made Halifax yesterday God damn them all I was told wed cruise the seas for American Gold Wed fire no guns shed no tears Im a broken man on a Halifax pier the last of Barretts privateers LAY DOWN SALLY There is nothing that is wrong In wanting you to stay here with me I know youve got somewhere to go But wont you make yourself at home And stay with me And dont you ever leave Lay down Sally and rest you in my arms Dont you think you want someone to talk to Lay down Sally no need to leave so soon Ive been trying all night long just to talk to you The sun aint nearly on the rise And we still got the moon and the stars above Underneath the velvet skies love is all that matters Wont you stay with me And dont you ever leave Lay down Sally and rest you in my arms Dont you think you want someone to talk to Lay down Sally no need to leave so soon Ive been trying all night long just to talk to you I long to see the morning light Colouring your face so dreamily So dont you go and say goodbye You can lay your worries down and stay with me And dont you ever leave Lay down Sally and rest you in my arms Dont you think you want someone to talk to Lay down Sally no need to leave so soon Ive been trying all night long just to talk to you Lay down Sally and rest you in my arms Dont you think you want someone to talk to Lay down Sally no need to leave so soon Ive been trying all night long just to talk to you LAYLA What'll you do when you get lonely With nobody waiting by your side Youve been running hiding much too long You know it's just your foolish pride Layla you've got me on my knees Layla I beg you darling please Layla darling won't you ease my worried mind I try to give you consolation Your old man has let you down Like a fool I fell in love with you You've turned my whole world upside down Layla you've got me on my knees Layla I beg you darling please Layla darling won't you ease my worried mind Let's make the best of the situation Before I finally go insane Please don't say we'll never find a way And tell me all my love's in vain Layla you've got me on my knees Layla I beg you darling please Layla darling won't you ease my worried mind LAZY Youre lazy you just stay in bed Youre lazy you just stay in bed You dont want no money You dont want no bread If youre drowning you dont clutch no straw If youre drowning you dont clutch no straw You dont want to live You dont want to cry no more Well my trying aint done no good Well my trying aint done no good You dont make no effort No not like you should Lazy you just stay in bed Lazy you just stay in bed You dont want no money You dont want no bread LAZY SUNDAY AFTERNOON Oh wouldnt it be nice to get on with me neighbours But they make it very clear theyve got no room for ravers They stop me from grooving they bang on me wall Theyre doing me crust in its no good at all Ah lazy Sunday afternoon Ive got no mind to worry I close my eyes and drift away Here we all are sitting in a rainbow Cor blimy ello Mrs. Jones hows your birds lumbago (mustnt grumble) Ill sing you a song with no words and no tune Im flinging a party while you suss out the moon Ah lazy Sunday afternoon Ive got no mind to worry Close my eyes and drift away A rootie dootie doo a rootie dootie die day A rootie dootie dum a rootie dootie do dee do Theres no one to hear me theres nothing to say And no one can stop me from feeling this way Yeah lazy Sunday afternoon Ive got no mind to worry Close my eyes and drift away Lazy Sunday afternoon Ive got no mind to worry Close my eyes and drift a Close my mind and drift away Close my eyes and drift away LE VOYEUR He like to ring the changes le voyeur He doesnt mind the dangers le voyeur If theres something quite obscure And a little less than pure A fascinated viewer is le voyeur Hes got an interest in leather le voyeur And hes handy with a feather le voyeur Hes got whipping on the brain Though he doesnt mind the cane Its really not the same for le voyeur He often climbs quite high le voyeur To see what he can spy le voyeur Of heights hes not afraid The drainpipe is an aid Its all part of the trade for le voyeur Hell search for dusk till dawn le voyeur To view a bit of porn le voyeur He roams around quite free Dressed up as a tree Its tough up mais ce la vie pour le voyeur Hes follower of fashion le voyeur He finds rubber rather dashing le voyeur Though you may think it fay To see a fetish every day It makes a dull life gay for le voyeur THE LEAVING OF LIVERPOOL Farewell to Princes landing stage river Mersey fare thee well I am bound for California a place I know right well So fare thee well my own true love When I return united we will be Its not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me But my darling when I think of thee I am bound for California by way of stormy Cape Horn And I will write to thee a letter, love, when I am homeward bound So fare thee well my own true love When I return united we will be Its not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me But my darling when I think of thee Ive shipped on a Yankee clipper ship Davy Crockett is her name And Burgess is the captain of her and they say that shes a floating hell So fare thee well my own true love When I return united we will be Its not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me But my darling when I think of thee I have sailed with Burgess once before, I think I know him well If a man sailor, he will get a long if not, then , hes sure in hell So fare thee well my own true love When I return united we will be Its not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me But my darling when I think of thee Farewell to Lower Frederick Street, Anson Terrace and Park Lane I am bound away for to leave you and Ill never see you again So fare thee well my own true love When I return united we will be Its not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me But my darling when I think of thee LEROY BROWN Well now south side of Chicago is the baddest part of town And if you go down there youd better just beware of a man name of Leroy Brown Now Leroys more than trouble you see he stands about six feet four All the downtown ladies called him treetop lover all the men just called him Sir Hes bad bad Leroy Brown baddest man in the whole damned town Badder then old King Kong meaner than a junkyard dog Now Leroy, hes a gambler and he likes his fancy clothes And he likes to poke his diamond rings in front of everybodys nose Hes got a custom Continental, hes got an Eldorado too Hes got a thirty two gun in his pocket for fun hes got a razor in his shoe Hes bad bad Leroy Brown baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old King Kong meaner than a junkyard dog Well Friday about a week ago, Leroy shooting dice At the edge of the bar sat a girl name of Doris and ooh that girl looked nice He cast his eyes upon her and the trouble soon began And Leroy Brown learned a lesson about messing with the wife of a jealous man Hes bad bad Leroy Brown baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old King Kong meaner than a junkyard dog Well these two men took to fighting And when they pulled them from the floor Leroy Brown looked like a jigsaw puzzle With a couple of pieces gone Hes bad bad Leroy Brown baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old King Kong meaner than a junkyard dog Hes bad bad Leroy Brown baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old King Kong meaner than a junkyard dog Badder than old King Kong meaner than a junkyard dog LET IT BE When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Let it be And in my hour of darkness She is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom Let it be Let it be let it be let it be let it be Speaking words of wisdom let it be And when the broken hearted people Living in the world agree There will be an answer Let it be And though they may be parted There is still a chance that they might see There will be an answer Let it be Let it be let it be let it be let it be Speaking words of wisdom let it be And in my hour of darkness There is still a light that shines on me Shine until tomorrow Let it be I wake up to the sound of music Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Let it be Let it be let it be let it be let it be Speaking words of wisdom let it be LET IT BE ME I bless the day I found you I want to stay around you And so I beg you Let it be me Dont take this heaven from one If you must cling to someone Now and forever Let it be me Each time I meet love I find complete love Without your sweet love What would life be So never leave me lonely Tell me you love me only And that youll always Let it be me If for each bit of gladness Someone must taste the sadness Ill bear the sorrow please Let it be me And no matter what the price is Ill make the sacrifices For each new tomorrow just Let it be me Each time I meet love I find complete love Without your sweet love What would life be Each time I meet love I find complete love Without your sweet love What would life be LET ME DOWN EASY How can I say it It's just something I feel way down inside So hard for me to try and explain it But something's gone wrong you're unable to hide So let me down easy baby Be so kind as to let me down slow Let me down easy darling It's so hard to let go We are not drifting Not with one of us still left holding the line And the wind that has moved you set your sails lifting Blows cold on the one who got cut loose behind So let me down easy baby Be so kind as to let me down slow Let me down easy darling It's so hard to let go How can I say it It's just something I know from way down inside No need for you to try to explain it It's enough for me to know that you tried So let me down easy baby Be so kind as to let me down slow Let me down easy darling It's so hard to let go It's so hard so hard to let go LET YOUR LOVE FLOW There's a reason for the sunshiny sky And there's a reason why I'm feeling so high Must be the season when that love light shines all around us So let the feeling grab you deep inside And send you reeling where your love can't hide And then go steeling through the moonlit nights with your lover Just let your love flow like a mountain stream And let your love grow with the smallest of dreams And let your love show and you'll know what I mean it's the season Let your love fly like a bird on a wing And let your love bind you to all living things And let your love shine and you'll know what I mean that's the reason There's a reason for the warm sweet nights And there's a reason for the candle lights Must be the season when those love light shines all around us So let that wonder take you into space And lay you under his loving embrace Just feel the thunder as it warms your face, you can't hold back. Let your love fly like a bird on a wing And let your love bind you to all living things And let your love shine and you'll know what I mean that's the reason Let your love fly like a bird on a wing And let your love bind you to all living things And let your love shine and you'll know what I mean that's the reason LET'S HAVE A PARTY Some people like to rock, some people like to roll But moving and a-grooving gonna satisfy my soul Let's have a party, ooh, Let's have a party We're swinging to the store, let's rock some more Let's have a party tonight I never kissed a bear, I never kissed a goon But I can shake a chicken in the middle of the room Let's have a party, ooh, Let's have a party We're swinging to the store, let's rock some more Let's have a party tonight Honky Tonky Joe is knocking at the door Bring him in and fill him up and sit him on the floor Let's have a party, ooh, Let's have a party We're swinging to the store, let's rock some more Let's have a party tonight The meat is on the stove the brandys getting hot Everybody come and take some punch and have a shot Let's have a party, ooh, Let's have a party We're swinging to the store, let's rock some more Let's have a party tonight THE LETTER Give me a ticket for an aeroplane Ain't got time to take a fast train Lonely days are gone, Im a going home 'Cause my baby just wrote me a letter Well, she wrote me a letter Saying how she couldn't live without me no more Listen Mister, can't you see I've got to get back to my baby once more, anyway, yeah I don't care how much money I got to spend Got a ticket back to where my baby's been Lonely days ago, I am going home 'Cause my baby just wrote me a letter Well, she wrote me a letter Saying how she couldn't live without me no more Listen Mister, can't you see I've got to get back to my baby once more, anyway, yeah Give me a ticket for an aeroplane Ain't got time to take a fast train Lonely days are gone, Im a going home 'Cause my baby just wrote me a letter Well, she wrote me a letter Saying how she couldn't live without me no more Listen Mister, can't you see I've got to get back to my baby once more, anyway, yeah I don't care how much money I got to spend Got a ticket back to where my baby's been Lonely days ago, I am going home 'Cause my baby just wrote me a letter Well, she wrote me a letter Saying how she couldn't live without me no more Listen Mister, can't you see I've got to get back to my baby once more, anyway, yeah LIFE IN THE FAST LANE He was a hard headed man He was brutally handsome and she was terminally pretty She held him up, and he held her for ransom In the heart of the cold, cold city He had a nasty reputation as a cruel dude They said he was ruthless, they said he was cruel They had one thing in common, they were good in bed She said faster, faster the lights are turning red Life in the fast lane surely make you lose your mind Life in the fast lane mm... (Are you with me so far) Eager for action and hot for the game The coming attraction, the drop of a name They knew all the right people, they took all the right pills They threw outrageous parties, they paid heavily bills There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face She pretended not to notice, she was caught up in the race Out in the evening until it was light He was too tired to make it, she was too tired to fight about it Life in the fast lane surely make you lose your mind Life in the fast lane yeah Life in the fast lane everything all the time, Life in the fast lane uh uh Loaded and burning blinded by thirst They didnt see the stop sign, took a turn for the worse She said listen baby you can hear the engine ring Weve been up and down this highway havent seen a goddam thing He said call the doctor I think Im gonna crash The doctor say hes coming, but you gotta pay in cash They were rushing down that freeway messing round and got lost, They didnt care they were just dying to get off, and it was Life in the fast lane surely make you lose your mind Life in the fast lane uh uh Life in the fast lane everything all the time, Life in the fast lane uh uh Life in the fast lane Life in the fast lane LIKE A ROLLING STONE Once up on a time you dressed so fine You threw the bums a dime in your prime didnt you? Peopled call say beware doll youre bound to fall You thought they all were kidding you? You used to laugh about every body that was hanging out Now you dont talk so loud Now you dont seem so proud About having to be scrounging for your next meal How does it feel how does it feel to be without a home Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone Youve gone to the finest school all right Miss lonely But you know you used to get juiced in it And nobodys ever taught you how to live on the street And now youre gonna have to get used to it You said youd never compromised with the mystery tramp but now you realise Hes not selling any alibis as you stare into the vacuum of his eyes And ask him do you want to make a deal? How does it feel how does it feel to be without a home Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns When they all came down and did tricks for you You never understood that it aint no good You shouldnt let other people get your kicks for you You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat Aint it hard when you discovered that he really wasnt where its at After he took from you everything he could steal How does it feel how does it feel to be without a home Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone Princess on the steeple and all the pretty peoplere Drinking, thinking that they got it made Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things But youd better lift your diamond ring youd better pawn it babe You used to be so amused at Napoleon in rags and the language that he used Go to him now, he calls you, you cant refuse When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose Youre invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal How does it feel how does it feel to be without a home Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone LISTEN TO THE MUSIC Don't you feel it growing day by day People getting ready for the news Some are happy some are sad Oh oh we're got to let the music play What the people need is a way to make them smile It ain't so hard to do if you know how Gotta give a message get it on through Oh oh now mamas goin to to after a while Woh oh woh listen to the music Woh oh woh listen to the music Woh oh woh listen to the music All the time Well I know you know better everything I say Meet me in the country for a day We'll be happy and we'll dance Oh we're gonna dance the blues away And if Im feeling good to you and you're feeling good to me There ain't nothing we can't do or say Feeling good feeling fine Oh oh baby let the music play Woh oh woh listen to the music Woh oh woh listen to the music Woh oh woh listen to the music All the time Like a lazy flowing river surrounding castles in the sky And the crowd is growing bigger Listening for the happy sounds You've gonna have to let them cry Woh oh woh listen to the music Woh oh woh listen to the music Woh oh woh listen to the music All the time Woh oh woh listen to the music Woh oh woh listen to the music Woh oh woh listen to the music All the time LITTLE BIT OF LOVE I believe if you give a little bit of love to those you live with A little bit of love oh it's got to come your way Well in my mind it's easy to lose sight of the truth But in my heart I can't deny my feeling inside Cause I believe if you give a little bit of love to those you live with A little bit of love oh it's got to come your way Man in the sky he'll say you're flying you'll lose sight of the role You wanna stay high then don't deny your feeling inside Cause I believe if you give a little bit of love to those you live with A little bit of love oh it's got to come your way I believe if you give a little bit of love to those you live with A little bit of love oh it's got to come your way I believe if you give a little bit of love to those you live with A little bit of love oh it's got to come your way LITTLE TIM MAGUIRE Little Tim Maguire loved to play with fire Always hated water, never used to wash Loved the smell of burning, of bonfires burning Loved to play all day with his little tinder box When he was young they put him in a uniform Sent him to school with iron railings all around Hated the school and the rules and the railings Had just one ambition to burn the whole place down When Maguire grew older, they made him wear a bowler Sent him to work in an office in the town Hated the people, the pens and the paper Took his little tinder box and burned it to the ground The judge said at his trial your behaviour has been vile Youre a menace to society, though you may think youre big Youll have to go to prison, and then what a commotion Smoke and flames were pouring from the judges wig They never found Tim Maguires little tinder box They never found a trace of little Tim Maguire Perhaps hes up in heaven, setting fire to angels halos Perhaps hes down in hell, dancing round the fire Little Tim Maguire loved to play with fire Always hated water never used to wash Loved the smell of burning, of bonfires burning Loved to play all day with his little tinder box Fire, fire, theres fire down below Its fetch a bucket of water girls, theres fire down below LITTLE WING Well she's walking through the clouds With a circus mind that's running wild Butterflies and zebras moonbeams fairy tales That's all she ever thinks about riding with the wind When I'm sad she comes to me With a thousand smiles she gives to me free It's all right it's all right she says it's all right Take anything you want from me anything at all LONELY DAYS Good morning mister Sunshine You brighten up my day Come and sit beside me In your way I see you every morning Outside the restaurant The music plays so nonchalant Ah ah ah Lonely days lonely nights Where would I be without my woman Lonely days lonely nights Where would I be without my woman Where would I be without my woman Lonely days lonely nights Where would I be without my woman Good morning mister Sunshine You brighten up my day Come and sit beside me In your way I see you every morning Outside the restaurant The music plays so nonchalant Ah ah ah Lonely days lonely nights Where would I be without my woman Lonely days lonely nights Where would I be without my woman Where would I be without my woman Lonely days lonely nights Where would I be without my woman THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD The long and winding road That leads to your door Will never disappear Ive seen that road before It always leads me here Lead me to your door The wild and windy night That the rain washed away Has left them full of tears Crying for the day They meet me standing here Let me know the way Many times Ive been alone And many times Ive cried Anyway youll never know The many ways Ive tried And still they lead me back To the long and winding road You left me standing here A long long time ago Dont leave me waiting here Lead me to your door But still they lead me back To the long and winding road You left me standing here A long long time ago Dont keep me standing here Lead me to your door LONG AS I CAN SEE THE LIGHT Put a candle in the window But I feel I've got the blues But I'm going going I'll be coming home soon Long as I can see the light Pack my bag and let's get moving Cause I'm bound to trip a while I'll be gone gone you don't have to worry no more Long as I can see the light Guess I've got that old travelling bug And the feeling won't leave me alone But I won't no I won't lose my way Long as I can see the light Put a candle in the window But I feel I've got the blues But I'm going going I'll be coming home soon Long as I can see the light Long as I can see the light Long as I can see the light Long as I can see the light Long as I can see the light LONG TALL SALLY Gonna tell aunt Mary 'bout uncle John He say's he's got no rhythm but he has a lot of fun Oh baby yeah baby uh uh uh baby Having us some fun tonight Long tall Sally she was built to please She's got everything that uncle John needs Oh baby yeah baby uh uh uh baby Having us some fun tonight Saw uncle John with long tall Sally She showed him how to come and then he got me in the alley Oh baby yeah baby uh uh uh baby Having us some fun tonight Long tall Sally got her love on the ball Nobody cares if she's long and tall Oh baby yeah baby uh uh uh baby Having us some fun tonight Saw uncle John with long tall Sally She showed him how to come and then he got me in the alley Oh baby yeah baby uh uh uh baby Having us some fun tonight Well we're gonna have some fun tonight Have some fun tonight have some fun tonight Everything's all right We're gonna have some fun have some fun tonight LONG TRAIN RUNNING (WITHOUT LOVE) Down around the corner Half a mile from here You see them old trains runnin And you watch them disappear Without love Where would you be now Without love You know I saw Miss Lucy Down along the tracks She lost her home and family And she won't be coming back Without love Where would you be right now Without love Well the Illinois Central And the Southern Central freight Can't keep on pushing mama Cause you know they're running late Without love Where would you be now Without love Well the Illinois Central And the Southern Central freight Can't keep on pushing mama Cause you know they're running late Without love Where would you be now Without love Where pistons keep on turning And the wheels go round and round And steel rails are cold and hard For the miles that they go down Without love Where would you be now Without love Ooh where would you be now Got to get it baby baby wont you move it down Wont you move it down Baby baby baby baby wont you move it down When the big train runs And the train is movin on I gotta keep on moovin Keep on movin Keep on movin Gonna keep on movin THE LONGEST TIME Woh oh oh oh for the longest time Woh oh oh for the longest If you said goodbye to me tonight There would still be music left to write What else could I do I'm so inspired by you That hasn't happened for the longest time Once I thought my innocence was gone Now I know that happiness goes on That's where you found me when you put your arms around me I haven't been there for the longest time Woh oh oh oh for the longest time Woh oh oh for the longest I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall And the greatest miracle of all Is how I need you and how you needed me too That hasn't happened for the longest time Maybe this won't last very long But you feel so right and I could be wrong Maybe I've been hoping too hard But I've gone this far and it's more than I hoped for Who knows how much further we'll go on Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone I'll take my chances I forgot how nice romance is I haven't been there for the longest time I had second thoughts at the start I said to myself hold on to your heart Now I know the woman that you are You're wonderful so far and it's more than I hoped for I don't care what consequence it brings I have been a fool for lesser things I want you so bad I think you ought to know that I intend to hold you for the longest time Woh oh oh oh for the longest time Woh oh oh oh for the longest time Woh oh oh oh for the longest time Woh oh oh oh for the longest time LOOK AT ME Who am I but you in the sun A sad reflection of everyone Was it me who let you walk away Were you the one or is it were the same What are we in time going by The simple story of a younger life Half in dreams and somehow through the day We havent come so far to lose our way Look at me I believe its true Youre a part of me Im a part of you Love is only what weve come to live Waking breathing and all we give A crystal passing reflected in our eyes Eclipsing all the jealousy and lies Look at me cant you see its true Youre a part of me Im a part of you Quiet as the voices in a dream Without you shadow the things Ive seen Were not for the evening I let you walk away Were you the one or is it were the same Look at me I believe its true Youre a part of me Im a part of you LOOKING IN YOUR BIG BROWN EYES A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long Staring across the room I saw you smile I said I want to talk to you woo woo for a little while But before I make my move my emotions start running wild My tongue is tied and thats no lie Im looking in your eyes yeah Im looking in your big brown eyes Ooh girl Ive got this to say to you yeah Girl I want to make you sweat sweat till you cant sweat no more And if you cry out Im gonna push it some more Girl I want to make you sweat sweat till you cant sweat no more And if you cry out Im gonna push you push it push it some more A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long So I say to myself if she loves me or not But its great I know that love is his to take Its a little bit of this a little bit of that the lyrics goes on besides My tongue gets tied and thats no lie Im looking in your eyes yeah Im looking in your big brown eyes Ooh girl Ive got this to say to you yeah Girl I want to make you sweat sweat till you cant sweat no more And if you cry out Im gonna push it some more Girl I want to make you sweat sweat till you cant sweat no more And if you cry out Im gonna push you push it push it some more A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long Im looking in your eyes yeah Im looking in your big brown eyes Ooh girl Ive got this to say to you yeah Girl I want to make you sweat sweat till you cant sweat no more And if you cry out Im gonna push it some more Girl I want to make you sweat sweat till you cant sweat no more And if you cry out Im gonna push you push it push it some more A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long A la la la la long a la la la la long longly long long long LOVE IS IN THE AIR Love is in the air everywhere I look around Love is in the air every sight and every sound And I dont know if Im being foolish Dont know if Im being wise But its something that I must believe in And its there when I look in your eyes Love is in the air in the whispering of the trees Love is in the air in the thunder of the seas And I dont know if Im just dreaming Dont know if I feel sane But its something that I must believe in And its there when I call out your name Love is in the air in the rising of the sun Love is in the air when the day is nearly done And I dont know if you are illusion Dont know if I see it true But youre something that I must believe in And youre there when I reach out for you Love is in the air everywhere I look around Love is in the air every sight and every sound And I dont know if Im being foolish Dont know if Im being wise But its something that I must believe in And its there when I look in your eyes Love is in the air in the rising of the sun Love is in the air when the day is nearly done And I dont know if you are illusion Dont know if I see it true But youre something that I must believe in And youre there when I reach out for you LOVE ME TENDER Love me tender love me sweet Never let me go You have made my life complete And I love you so Love me tender love me true All my dream fulfil For my darling I love you And I always will Love me tender love me long Take me to your heart For its there that I belong And well never part Long me tender love me true All my dreams fulfil For my darling I love you And I always will Love me tender love me dear Tell me you are mine Ill be yours through all the years Till the end of time Love me tender love me true All my dreams fulfil For my darling I love you And I always will LOVE OF THE COMMON PEOPLE Living on free food tickets Blowing in the milk from a hole in the roof where the rain came through What can you do if we move Tears from your little sister Crying because she doesnt have a dress without a patch But a party to go but oh you know shell get by Cause shes living in the love of the common people Smiles through the heart of the family man Daddys gonna buy her a dream to cling to Mammas gonna love her just as fast as she can and she can Its a good thing you dont have busfare It would fall through the hole in your pocket And youd lose it in the snow on the ground You gotta walk into town to find a job Trying to keep your toes warm But the hole in your shoe lets the snow come through And it chills them to the bone so youd better go home where its warm You can live in the love of the common people Smiles through the heart of the family man Daddys gonna buy you a dream to cling to Mammas gonna love you just as fast as she can and she can Living on a dream aint easy the closer the lip the tighter the flip And then you stay away go round trying the family crowd You know that fate is their foundation The whole of the love and the warm conversation but dont forget to pray Just make it strong where you belong You can live in the love of the common people Smiles through the heart of the family man Daddys gonna buy you a dream to cling to Mammas gonna love you just as fast as she can and she can You can live in the love of the common people Smiles through the heart of the family man Daddys gonna buy you a dream to cling to Mammas gonna love you just as fast as she can and she can LOVE THE ONE YOURE WITH If youre down and confused And you dont remember who youre talking to Concentration slip away Cause your baby is so far away Well theres a rose in the fisted glove And the eagle flies with the dove And if you cant be with the one you love Honey love the one youre with Love the one youre with love the one youre with Love the one youre with love the one youre with Dit dit dit dit, dit dit dit dit Dit dit dit dit, dit dit dit dit Dit dit dit, dit dit dit Dont be angry dont be sad And dont sit crying over good times youve had Theres a girl right next to you And shes just waiting for something to do Well theres a rose in the fisted glove And the eagle flies with the dove And if you cant be with the one you love Honey love the one youre with Love the one youre with love the one youre with Love the one youre with love the one youre with Dit dit dit dit, dit dit dit dit Dit dit dit dit, dit dit dit dit Dit dit dit, dit dit dit Love the one youre wit love the one youre with Love the one youre with love the one youre with Turn your heartache right into joy Shes a girl and youre a boy Get it together make it nice You aint gonna need any more advice Well theres a rose in the fisted glove And the eagle flies with the dove And if you cant be with the one you love Honey love the one youre with Love the one youre with love the one youre with Love the one youre with love the one youre with Dit dit dit dit, dit dit dit dit Dit dit dit dit, dit dit dit dit Dit dit dit, dit dit dit LOVE YOU HOLD YOU Im gonna take you down to my place And give you all I can Im gonna prove to you girl That I really am a man Ill hold you so close girl That you can feel the heat from me Im gonna love you Im gonna hold you Ooh baby feel that for me I want you to feel baby What its like to be loved I want you to come willingly And not feel youre being shoved I want you to come with me girl Youre pretty safe in my hands Im gonna love you Im gonna hold you Ooh baby feel that for me If you really want me Dont be afraid to say If you need my love girl Youre gonna have it every day If you feel for me girl I can feel for you Im gonna love you Im gonna really hold you LOVE YOU MORE THAN I CAN SAY Woh oh woh yeah yeah I love you more than I can say Ill love you twice as much tomorrow Oh oh love you more than I can say Woh oh woh yeah yeah Ill miss you every single day Why must my life be filled with sorrow Woh woh love you more than I can say Oh dont you know I need you so Oh tell me please Ive gotta know yeah Do you mean to make me cry Am I just another guy Woh oh woh yeah yeah Ill miss you more than I can say Why must my life be filled with sorrow I miss you more than I can say Oh dont you know I need you so Oh tell me please Ive gotta know yeah Do you mean to make me cry Am I just another guy Woh oh woh yeah yeah I love you more than I can say Ill love you twice as much tomorrow Love you more than I can say LOVERS CONCERTO How gentle is the rain That falls softly on the meadow Birds high up in the trees Serenade the flowers with their melodies See there beyond the hill The bright colours of the rainbow Some magic from above Made this day for us just to fall in love Now I belong to you From this day until forever Just love me tenderly And I will to you every part of me Dont ever make me cry Through long lonely nights without love Be always true to me Keep this day in your heart eternally Some day we shall return To this place upon the meadow Well walk out in the rain Hear the birds above Singing once again Oh hold me in your arms And say once again you love me And if your love is true Everything will be just as wonderful LOVERS CROSS They said that it was bound to happen Just a matter of time Now Ive come to my decision Its one of the painful kind Now it seems that you wanted a martyr Just a regular guy wouldnt do But baby I cant hang upon a lovers cross for you Well Ive really got to hand it to you Cause girl you really tried But for every time that we spent laughing There were two times that I cried And you were trying to make me a martyr Thats one thing I just couldnt do Cause baby I cant hang upon a lovers cross for you Cause tables are meant for turning And people are bound to change Bridges are meant for burning And the people and memories they join up the same Still I hope that you can find another Who can take what I could not Hes have to be some kind of super guy Or maybe a super god Cause I never was much of a martyr before And I aint bout to start something new Cause baby I cant hang upon a lovers cross for you Cause tables are meant for turning And people are bound to change Bridges are meant for burning And the people and memories they join up the same Still I hope that you can find another Who can take what I could not Hed have to be some kind of super guy Or maybe a super god Cause I never was much of a martyr before And I aint bout to start something new Cause baby I cant hang upon a lovers cross for you LUCILLE Lucille you don't do your daddy's will Lucille you don't do your daddy's will Well there ain't nothing to you But I I I love you still I woke up this morning And Lucille was not in sight Asked her friends about it But all their lips were tight Lucille you don't do your daddy's will Well there ain't nothing to you But I I I love you still I woke up this morning And Lucille was not in sight Asked her friends about it But all their lips were tight Lucille you don't do your daddy's will I give it to you baby I I I love you still Lucille please come back where you belong Lucille please come back where you belong I give it to you baby please don't leave me alone Lucille you don't do your daddy's will Lucille you don't do your daddy's will Well there ain't nothing to you But I I I love you still LUCKY MAN He had white horses and ladies by the score All dressed in satin and waiting by the door Ooh what a lucky man he was Ooh what a lucky man he was White lace and feathers they made up his bed A rose covered mattress on which he was led Ooh what a lucky man he was Ooh what a lucky man he was He went to fight wars for his country and his king Of his honour and his glory the people still sing Ooh what a lucky man he was Ooh what a lucky man he was A bullet it found him his blood ran as he cried Nobody could save him so he lay down and he died Ooh what a lucky man he was Ooh what a lucky man he was He had white horses and ladies by the score All dressed in satin and waiting by the door Ooh what a lucky man he was Ooh what a lucky man he was LYING EYES City girls just seem to find out early How to open doors with just a smile A rich old man and she won't have to worry She'll dress up all in lace and go in style Late at night a big old house gets lonely I guess every form of refuge has it's price And it breaks her heart to think her love is only Given to a man with hands as cold as ice So she tells him she must go out for the evening To comfort an old friend who's feeling down But he knows where she's going as she's leaving She's heading for the cheating side of town You can't hide your lying eyes And your smile is a thin disguise I thought by now you'd realise Ain't no way to hide your lying eyes On the other side of town a boy is waiting With firey eyes and dreams no one can see She drives on through the night anticipating 'Cause he makes her feel the way she used to feel She rushes to his arms they fall together She whispers that it's only for a while She swears that soon she'll be coming back for ever She pulls away and leaves him with a smile You can't hide your lying eyes And your smile is a thin disguise I thought by now you'd realise Ain't no way to hide your lying eyes She gets up and pours herself a strong one And stares out at the stars up in the sky Another night it's going to be a long one She draws the shades and hangs her head to cry She wonders how it ever got this crazy She thinks about a boy she knew in school Did she get tired or did she just get lazy She's so far gone she feels just like a fool My oh my you sure know how to arrange things You set it up so well so carefully Ain't it funny how your new life didn't change things You're still the same old girl you used to be You can't hide your lying eyes And your smile is a thin disguise I thought by now you'd realise Ain't no way to hide your lying eyes Aint no way to hide your lying eyes Honey you can't hide your lying eyes MADNESS Madness madness they call it madness Madness madness they call it madness It's plain to see that is what they mean to me Madness madness they call it gladness Madness madness they call it madness Madness madness they call it madness I'm about to explain I've had someone including their brain Madness madness they call it gladness Propaganda ministers propaganda ministers I've a got a heavy due I'm gonna walk all over you Madness madness they call it madness Well if this is madness then I know I'm filled with gladness It's gonna be rougher it's gonna be tougher banana banana And I won't be the one who's gonna suffer oh no I won't be the one who's gonna suffer You know I won't be the one You MAGGIE I wandered today to the hills Maggie To watch the scene being old The creek and the creaking old mill Maggie As we used to long long ago The green grove is gone from the hills Maggie Where first the daisies brown The creaking old mill is still Maggie Since you and I were young Oh they say that Im feeble with age Maggie My steps are much slower than then My face is a well written page Maggie And time all alone was the pen They say we have outlived our time Maggie As dated as songs that weve sung But to me youre as fair as you were Maggie When you and I were young They say we have outlived our time Maggie As dated as songs that weve sung But to me youre as fair as you were Maggie When you and I were young When you and I were young MAGGIE MAY Wake up Maggie I think I've got something to say to you It's late September and I really should be back at school I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore You led me away from home just to save you from being alone You stole my heart and that's what really hurts The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age But that don't worry me none, in my eyes you're everything I laughed at all your jokes, my love you didn't need to coax Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore You led me away from home just to save you from being alone You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand But you turned into a lover and mother what a lover you wore me out All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore You led me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone You stole my heart, I couldn't leave you anyway I suppose I could collect my books and go on back to school Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helping hand Oh Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face You made a first class fool out of me but I'm as blind as a fool can be You stole my heart but I love you anyway Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face I'll get on back home one of these days MAGINOT WALTZ All off to Brighton in a charabanc Albert played his banjo and how we sang The beer was expensive but the laughter was free How we all love to be beside the sea Albert had a cousin called Marjorie And Id begun to notice shed begun to notice me I quickly decided if she didnt mind it I would spend the day in her glad company We shared a plate of whelks walking side by side I said she werent to old to take a donkey ride But I didnt mind when she laughed and said no So we paused for a while and listened to a minstrel show There was a notice on the Palace pier It said there was to be a dance that night and it wasnt dear I explained of course that I could only waltz And so we waltzed to every tune and air Nine oclock came round we had to take the charabanc Albert was too drunk to play but still we sang All except Marjorie I could tell at a glance Because me and Albert were leaving for France I said wed both be home in a week or two Me and Albert and Lord Kitchener were gonna teach the Hun a thing or two Im bound to return so for me do not yearn And we will waltz together all our lives through MAN OF THE WORLD Shall I tell you about my life They say Im a man of the world Ive flown across every time And Ive seen lots of pretty girls I guess Ive got everything I need I wouldnt ask for more And theres no one Id rather be But I just wish I had never been born And I need a good woman To make me feel like a good man should I dont say Im a good man Or that I would be if I could I could tell you about my life And keep you amused Im sure About all the times Ive cried And how I dont want to be sad any more And how I wish I was in love MARMOR, STEIN UND EISEN BRICHT Weine nicht wenn der Regen fllt, Damm-damm, damm-damm Es gibt einen, der zu Dir hlt Damm-damm, damm-damm Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht Aber unsere Liebe nicht Alles, alles geht vorbei Doch wir sind uns treu Kann ich einmal nicht bei Dir sein Damm-damm, damm-damm Denk' daran, Du bist nicht allein Damm-damm, damm-damm Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht Aber unsere Liebe nicht Alles, alles geht vorbei Doch wir sind uns treu Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht Aber unsere Liebe nicht Alles, alles geht vorbei Doch wir sind uns treu Nimm den goldenen Ring von mir Damm-damm, damm-damm Bist Du traurig dann sagt er Dir Damm-damm, damm-damm Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht Aber unsere Liebe nicht Alles, alles geht vorbei Doch wir sind uns treu Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht Aber unsere Liebe nicht Alles, alles geht vorbei Doch wir sind uns treu Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht Ins Gras m' 'mer beien, ob's uns schmeckt oder nicht Alles, alles, alles geht vorbei Durch die Pershing 2. MATTIES RAG Oh Matti open up the door That's right I'm home again You've got a big surprise in store Turn round and count to ten Wait till you see what I've got you well You'll say it's a magic thing (Wait till you see it in motion) Wind them up and you start to sing I've been away for quite a while And I wanna hear all your news Speak to me let me see you smile 'Cause I've got those homesick blues When I go down to the city I just don't know wrong from right When I come back to you Matti You make me see the light Love is a singular thing It can take you up or bring you down Yes love is a song that I sing So come on now Matti listen to this sound When you grow up we'll sit and talk Of how things used to be I'll be your (friend no matter what) With all these memories MATTY GROVES A holiday a holiday and the first one of the year Lord Donalds wife went into the church the gospel for to hear And when the meeting it was done she cast her eyes about And there she saw little Matty Groves a walking in the crowd Come home with me little Matty Groves come home with me tonight Come home with me little Matty Groves and sleep with me till light Oh I cant come home and I wont come home and sleep with you tonight By the rings on your finger I can see you are Lord Donalds wife Oh what if I am Lord Donalds wife Lord Donalds not at home He is out in the far corn fields bringing the yearlings home A servant who was standing by on hearing what was said He swore Lord Donald he would know before the sun was set And in his hurry to carry the news he bent his breast and he ran And when he came to the broad mill stream he took off his shoes and swam If this be false Lord Donald cried then hanged you shall be But if this be true then half my lands Ill freely give to thee Little Matty Groves he lay down and took a little sleep When he arose Lord Donald was standing at his feet Saying how dyou like my feather bed and how dyou like my sheets And how dyou like my lady fair that lies in your arms asleep Oh tis well I like your feather bed and well I like your sheets But its better I like your lady who lies in my arms asleep Well get up get up Lord Donald cried get up as quick as you can Itll never be said in all the land that I slew a naked man Oh I cant get up and I wont get up and I cant get up for my life For you have two long beaten swords and I but a pocket knife Its true Ive two long beaten swords and they cost me deep in the purse But you shall have the better of them and I shall have the worst And you shall strike the very first blow and strike it like a man And I shall strike the very next blow and Ill kill you if I can So Matty struck the very first blow and it hurt Lord Donald sore Lord Donald struck the very next blow and Matty struck no more So then Lord Donald took his wife and he sat her on his knee Saying who dyou like the best of us Matty Groves or me And then up spoke his only wife never heard to speak so free Id rather a kiss from dead Mattys lips than you and your finery And then Lord Donald he got up and loudly he did bawl He struck his wife through the heart and pinned her against the wall A grave a grave Lord Donald cried to put these lovers in But bury my lady on the top for she was of noble kin MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER Joan was quizzical, studied paraphysical Science in the home. Late night, all alone with the test-tube, oh, ohoh, oh. Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, Calls her on the phone. Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan But as she's getting ready to go, A knock comes from the door. Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head. Clang, clang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again. Teacher gets annoyed, Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene. She tells Max to stay, when the class has gone away, So he waits behind. Writing fifty times, I must not be so. But when she turns her back to the boy, He creeps up from behind. Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head. Clang, clang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. P.C. Thirty-one said: "We've caught a dirty one." Maxwell stands alone. Painting testimonial pictures, oh, ohoh, oh. Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery, Say he must go free. The judge does not agree, and he tells them so. But as the words are leaving his lips, A noise comes from behind. Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head. Clang, clang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. MAYBELLINE Oh Maybelline why can't you be true oh Maybelline why can't you be true You've started back doing the things you used to do As I was motoring over the hill I saw Maybelline in a cool Hillile Cadillac rolling on an open road Nothing ought to run my vehicle Cadillac doing about ninety five A pumping up we're side by side Oh Maybelline why can't you be true oh Maybelline why can't you be true You've started back doing the things you used to do Peeked in the mirror at the top of the hill Just like swallowing a medicine pill First thing I saw was that Cadillac grille Doing one hundred and ten dropping over the that hill A hock wheel curve a down hill stretch Me and that cadillac neck and neck Oh Maybelline why can't you be true oh Maybelline why can't you be true You've started back doing the things you used to do Oh Maybelline why can't you be true oh Maybelline why can't you be true You've started back doing the things you used to do Cadillac pulled up to one hundred and four The Falcon got hot and wouldn't do no more Jumpin Jack Flowery started to rain Tooted my horn but I passed the name Rain water blowing under my hood But I knew that was doing my motor good Oh Maybelline why can't you be true oh Maybelline why can't you be true You've started back doing the things you used to do The motor cooled down the heat went down That's when I heard that highway sound Cadillac sitting like a ton of lead A hundred and ten a half a mile ahead Cadillac looked like a steady steal And I caught Maybelline at the top of the hill Oh Maybelline why can't you be true oh Maybelline why can't you be true You've started back doing the things you used to do MEET ME ON THE CORNER Hey Mr. dream seller where have you been Tell me have you dreams I can see I came along just to bring you this song Can you spare one dream for me You wont have met me and youll soon forget So dont mind me tugging at your sleeve Im asking you if I can fix a rendezvous For your dreams are all I believe Meet me on the corner when the lights are coming on And Ill be there I promise Ill be there Tell me empty streets will disappear until the dawn If you have dreams enough to share Lay down your bundles of rags and reminders And spread your wares on the ground Well Ive got time if youre dealing round Im just hanging around Meet me on the corner when the lights are coming on And Ill be there I promise Ill be there Tell me empty streets will disappear until the dawn If you have dreams enough to share Hey Mr. dream seller where have you been Tell me have you dreams I can see I came along just to bring you this song Can you spare one dream for me MEMPHIS TENNESSEE Long distance information Give me Memphis Tennessee Help me find the party Trying to get in touch with me She would not leave her number But I know whose place to call My uncle took the message And he wrote it on the wall Last time I saw Marie She was kissing me goodbye With hurry home drops on her cheek That trickled from her eye We were torn apart because Her mum did not agree And broke apart our happy home In Memphis Tennessee Long distance information More than that I cannot add Only that I miss her And all the fun we had Help me find the number Information please She's the only one who'd call me here From Memphis Tennessee MIDNIGHT SPECIAL Wake up early in the morning you hear the church bell ring You go in a marching to the table you see the same old thing Knife and fork upon the table nothing in the pan But youd better not complain boy Youll get trouble with the man Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let the midnight special shine a light on me Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let midnight special shine your ever loving light on me If you ever go to Houston well youd better walk right And youd better not stagger and youd better not fight Cause the sheriff will arrest you and his boysll pull you down And theyre sure to find you guilty, you know youre prison bound Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let the midnight special shine a light on me Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let the midnight special shine your ever loving light on me Yonder comes miss Molly how in the world dyou know I can tell her by apron and the clothes she wore Umbrella on her shoulder, piece of paper in her hand Shes came to see the governor she wants to free her man Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let the midnight special shine a light on me Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let the midnight special shine your ever loving light on me Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let the midnight special shine a light on me Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let the midnight special shine your ever loving light on me Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let the midnight special shine a light on me Let the midnight special shine a light on me And let the midnight special shine your ever loving light on me MONEY FOR NOTHING I want my, I want my MTV I want my, I want my MTV I want my, I want my MTV I want my, I want my MTV Now look at them yo-yos, thats the way to do it You play the guitar on the MTV That aint working, thats the way you do it Money for nothing and your chicks for free Now that aint working thats the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigeratoes We got to move these colour TVs See that little faggot with the earring and the make up Yeah buddy thats his own affair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot hes a millionaire We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigeratoes We got to move these colour TVs We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigeratoes We got to move these colour TVs I should have learned to play the guitar I should have learned to play them drums Look at that mama shes got it sticking in the camera Man we could have some fun And hes up there whats that Hawaiian noises Banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee Oh that aint working thats the way you do it Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigeratoes We got to move these colour TVs Listen her now that aint working thats the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That aint working thats the way you do it Money for nothing and your chicks for free Money for nothing and chicks for free Get your money for nothing and chicks for free Get your money for nothing and chicks for free Get your money for nothing and chicks for free I want my, I want my MTV I want my, I want my MTV I want my, I want my MTV I want my, I want my MTV MONSTER MASH I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the mash he did the monster mash he did the mash it was a graveyard smash He did the mash it caught on in a flash he did the mash he did the monster mash Mash good easy Igor you impetuous young boy uh uh uh uh From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To catch a jolt from my electrodes They did the mash they did the monster mash they did the mash it was a graveyard smash They did the mash it caught on in a flash they did the mash they did the monster mash The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son The scene was rocking; all were digging the sounds Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group The Crypt Kicker Five They did the mash they did the monster mash they did the mash it was a graveyard smash They did the mash it caught on in a flash they did the mash they did the monster mash Out from his coffin Dracs voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and he shook his fist And said Whatever happened to my Transylvanian twist ? He did the mash he did the monster mash he did the mash it was a graveyard smash He did the mash it caught on in a flash he did the mash he did the monster mash Now everythings cool, Dracs a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living this mash is meant too When you get to my door tell them Boris sent you And do the mash you did the monster mash do the mash it was a graveyard smash Do the mash it caught on in a flash do the mash you did the monster mash MONTEGO BAY Girl there to meet me when the Boeing lands Keys to the MG will be in her hands Just do the driving and Im on my way Sun on the right side Montego Bay Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Come sing me love come sing me Montego Bay Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Girl you no meet me like a brother would I think I remember girl its twice as good Light cooled Bacardi rum is from a silver tray Just to be thirsty in Montego Bay Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Come sing me love come sing me Montego Bay Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Late in the night well turn the lobster red I still feel the motion even home in bed I tell you its hard for me to stay away Do anything till youve been down Montego Bay Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Come sing me love come sing me Montego Bay Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh MOON SHADOW Oh, I'm being followed by a moon shadow, Moon shadow, moon shadow. Leaping and hopping on a moon shadow, Moon shadow, moon shadow. And if I ever lose my hands, Lose my plough, lose my land, Oh, if I ever lose my hands, Way oh way oh oh oh oh I won't have to work no more. And if I ever lose my eyes, If my colours all run dry, Yes, if I ever lose my eyes, Way oh way oh oh oh oh I won't have to cry no more. Oh, I'm being followed by a moon shadow, Moon shadow, moon shadow. Leaping and hopping on a moon shadow, Moon shadow, moon shadow. And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg. Oh, if I ever lose my legs, Way oh way oh oh oh oh I won't have to walk no more. And if I ever lose my mouth, All my teeth, north and south, Yes, if I ever lose my mouth, Way oh way oh oh oh oh I won't have to talk ... Did it take long to find me ? I asked the faithful light. Did it take long to find me, And are you gonna stay tonight ? Oh, I'm being followed by a moon shadow, Moon shadow, moon shadow. Leaping and hopping on a moon shadow, Moon shadow, moon shadow. MORRIS MANS LAMENT As I walked by the brewery one morning so fair To view the still vats and to sniff the malt air I spied an old morris man singing this song Oh bury me here cause me gallup has gone Wrap me up in me bells and me baldricks No more in the pubs Ill be seen Just tell me old side mates Ive taken a slide mates And Ill see you someday when your bells have turned green Now Bells have turned green is a pub Ive heard tell Where morris men go when they dont go to hell Where the beer is so pretty and the girls are all free They take you to heaven and dont ask a fee Wrap me up in me bells and me baldricks No more in the pubs Ill be seen Just tell me old side mates Ive taken a slide mates And Ill see you someday when your bells have turned green Where it always rains when you dance Shepherds hey And you dont need a squire to show you the way And the bagman is there buying drinks by the score And everyone says good lets have twenty more Wrap me up in me bells and me baldricks No more in the pubs Ill be seen Just tell me old side mates Ive taken a slide mates And Ill see you someday when your bells have turned green My time has been good boys Ive had a fair part And from your kind company I sadly do part These words slowly dropped from his lips and his jaw As he sank down contented in booze on the floor Wrap me up in me bells and me baldricks No more in the pubs Ill be seen Just tell me old side mates Ive taken a slide mates And Ill see you someday when your bells have turned green A MOTHERS LAMENT A muvver was washing er baby one night The youngest of ten and a delicate mite The muvver was poor and the baby was thin It was nought but an skelington covered with skin The muvver turned round , picked the soap off the rack She was only a moment but when she looked back Er baby had gorn and in anguish she cried Oh where has my baby gorn ? the angels replied ... Oh your baby has gorn down the plug ole Your baby as gorn down the plug The poor little thing was so skinny and thin It should ave been washed in a jug (in a jug) Oh your baby is perfectly appy It wont need a barf no more Its a muckin abaht wiv the angels above Not lorst but gone before MOVING ON I'm gonna leave this place tomorrow I'm gonna leave this town behind I'll be gone before the morning I'll be outta sight and outta mind That's why I'm moving on I'm moving on I've been hanging round too long It's time I was moving on Well I'm tired of the same old faces And I'm sick of the same old things I'm getting bored with the same old places Everybody starts to look the same That's why I'm moving on I'm moving on I've been hanging round too long It's time I was moving on I was trying to settle down here But my feet just a won't stay still And I felt that the grass is greener On the other side of the hill That's why I'm moving on I'm moving on I've been hanging round too long It's time I was moving on I'm gonna leave this town tomorrow I'm gonna leave this place behind You can bet your bottom dollar All my troubles will be far behind That's why I'm moving on I'm moving on I've been hanging round too long It's time I was moving on I've been hanging round too long It's time I was moving on I've been hanging round too long It's time I was moving on MR. TAMBOURINE MAN Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place I'm going to. Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me in the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you. Though I know that evening's empire has returned into sand, Vanished from my hand, left me blindly here to stand, But still not sleeping. My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet. I have no one to meet, and the ancient, empty street's Too dead for dreaming. Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place I'm going to. Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me in the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you. Take me for a trip upon your magic whirling ship. My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip, My toes too numb to step, Wait only for my boot heels to be wandering. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade Onto my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way. I promise to go under it. Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place I'm going to. Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me in the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you. Though you might hear laughing spinning swinging madly across the sun, It's not aimed at anyone, it's just escaping on the run, But for the sky, there are no fences facing. And if you hear vague traces of skipping reels of rhyme To your tambourine in time, it's just a ragged clown behind. I wouldn't play it any mind, It's just a shadow you're seeing that he's chasing. Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place I'm going to. Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me in the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you. Then take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind. Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves, The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach, Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow. Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free. Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, With all memory and fate, driven deep beneath the waves. Let me forget about today until tomorrow. Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place I'm going to. Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me in the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you. MRS FANSHAW When Mrs. Fanshaw fantasised, things often got romanticised, There was for those who liked a rock cake, no bolder cook, by grave mistake, She put cement dust in the spice, and Fanshaw said It's very nice, And ground his teeth and coughed and sighed, and very soon thereafter , died. Now though England's a pagan land, some citizens still make a stand, While Fanshaw's faith was lapsed RC, his wife was Christmas C of E, Yet down the years she had forgot ,what an arse he was, And what funerary pomps were meet, and which were poison for her sweet. A representative of Rome was summoned quickly to the home, To explain the Catholic rites, and wrongs, and ways, and mays, and mights, Father Ignatius (29), not only godly, but divine, Within minutes of the time he met her she found love at first sight in a buretta. Unchecked by ultra monstrance guilt, her love ran wild and at full tilt, From that day forth she planned, full spate, to swallow up this celibate The very night her spouse chose to knock off in, she danced with glee upon his coffin, And by his box was not a dirge she sang, but praises for the clergy. With an ardour mostly found in latins, Mrs F. turned up at Mass, and matins, And from the second row of pews, tried to communicate her views. Rattling her rosary in her best clothes and hosiery, With sad unconsummated sighs, Mrs.F. unfrocked him with her eyes. Her fantasies began to grow, that she could die she loved him so, What a man so strong and chaste, what a chest, oh what a waste, If he could only leave his pedestal and clasp her close, or even better still, Inflamed with lust and satyriasis, chase her naked round the diocese. But Mrs. Fanshaws guile and gaiety, though it might have laid the laity, Sometimes coy, sometimes salacious, never did ignite Ignatius. Her passions always animated, blew up one Sunday when he stated, Today I have this news to dish up, I'm leaving to become a bishop Mrs. Fanshaw blenched, Mrs. Fanshaw paled, Mrs. Fanshaw cried, Mrs. Fanshaw wailed, My love wont die, my love wont cease, how can you leave the diocese? She didnt even get a kick from thinking of his bishopric, A fallacy she said, thats it, and threw a most unpleasant fit. They saw her raise her head and shake it, no truth had ever seemed so naked Since Adam's first defoliation, no Budda, or other holy Asian Could calm the rage that boiled up in her breast now she was foiled, And voicing vulgar unromanticals, she kicked him soundly in the canticles. The congregation rose in wrath, to avenge this insult to the cloth, Not lacking for a precedent, to burn her at the stake they went. Hymn books and Psalters soon caught fire, they threw her screaming on the pyre, And she remained though quickly slaked, for ever afterwards half baked. MRS. ROBINSON And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know, Wow wow wow God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files We'd like to help you learn to help yourself Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know, Wow wow wow God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair Most of all you've got to hide from the kids Coo, coo, coo-ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know, Wow wow wow God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon Going to the candidates' debate Laugh about it, shout about it when you've got to choose Every way you look at it, you lose Where have you gone, Joe Di Maggio A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, Woo woo woo What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson "Jolting Joe" has left and gone away Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey MY LIFE Got a call from an old friend we used to be real close Said he couldn't go on the American way Closed his shop sold his house bought a ticket to the west coast Now he gives them a stand up routine in L A I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm all right I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home I don't care what you say anymore this is my life Go ahead with your own life leave me alone I never said you had to offer me a second chance I never said I was a victim of circumstance Don't get me wrong I still belong You can speak your mind but not on my time They will tell you you can't sleep alone in a strange place Then they tell you you can't sleep with somebody else Ah but sooner or later you sleep in your own space Either way it's OK you wake up with yourself I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm all right I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home I don't care what you say anymore this is my life Go ahead with your own life leave me alone I never said you had to offer me a second chance I never said I was a victim of circumstance Don't get me wrong I still belong You can speak your mind but not on my time I don't care anymore what you say anymore this is my life Go ahead with your own life leave me alone MY SWEET LORD My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord I really want to see you, Really want to be with you Really want to see you Lord But it takes so long my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord I really want to know you Really want to go with you Really want to show you Lord That it won't take long my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord I really want to see you Really want to see you Really want to see you Lord Really want to see you Lord But it takes so long my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord I really want to know you Really want to go with you Really want to show you Lord That it won't take long my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord My sweet Lord, mm, my Lord, mm, my Lord MY TOWN When I awake I think of you Only my heartbreak makes me feel like a fool You led me on just to bring me down and I felt so low So if the stars are out tonight Ill get up and go On my way I walked through town Stopped at your house but you weren't around The lights were on to ward off thieves but you stayed out all night It's you who stole my heart when you hadn't any right It's my town but I've got to leave it And head south to where the climate is kind And if the time comes when I'm feeling better I'll be back with the birds in the spring Paid my fare and took the train I'd soon forget but now I feel the pain Though I tried to think of better days lying in my berth I pondered revenge for what it was worth It's my town but I've got to leave it And head south to where the climate is kind And if the time comes when I'm feeling better I'll be back with the birds in the spring I NEED YOUR LOVE SO BAD I need someones hand to lead me through the night I need someones arms to hold squeeze and squeeze me tight Now when the night begins Ive had enough BecauseI need your love so bad I need some lips to feel next to mine I need someone to stand up and tell me when Im lying But when the lights are low and its time to go Thats when I need your love so bad So why dont you give it up and bring it home to me Or write it on a piece of paper baby so it can be read to me Tell me that you love me and stop driving me mad Because I, I need your love so bad I need your soft voice to talk to me at night I dont want you to worry baby I know we can make everything all right Listen to my plea baby bring it to me Because I need your love so bad NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN She broke down and left me again Made me see where I'd been Been down one time been down two times Never going back again You don't know what it means to win Come down and see me again Been down one time been down two times Never going back again NEW KID IN TOWN Theres talk on the street, it sounds so familiar Great expectations, everybodys watchin you People you meet they all seem to know you Even your old friends treat you like youre something new Johnny come lately, the new kid in town Everybody loves you, so dont let them down You look in her eyes, they music begins to play Hopeless romantics here we go again But after a while youre looking the other way Its those restless hearts that never mend Johnny come lately, the new kid in town Will she still love you, when youre not around Theres so many things you should have told her But night after night youre willing to hold her, Just hold her tears on your shoulder Theres talk on the street, its there to remind you Doesnt really matter which side youre on Youre walking away and theyre talking behind you They will never forget you till somebody new comes along Whereve you been lately, theres a new kid in town Everybody loves him dont they? And hes holding her and youre still around oh my my Theres a new kid in town Just another new kid in town Everybodys talking bout the new kid in town, oo hoo Everybody walking like the new kid in town Theres a new kid in town, I dont want to hear it Theres a new kid in town, I dont want to hear it Theres a new kid in town Theres a new kid in town Theres a new kid in town everybodys talking Theres a new kid in town everybodys walking Theres a new kid in town Theres a new kid in town THE NIGHT THEY DROVE OLD DIXIE DOWN Virgil Caine is my name And I served on the Danville train Till Stonemans cavalry came And tore up the tracks again In the winter of '65 We were hungry, just barely alive By May the tenth Richmond had fell Its a time I remember oh so well The night they drove old Dixie down And all the bells were ringing The night they drove old Dixie down And all the people were singing They went na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Back with my wife in Tennessee When one day she said to me Virgil quick come see There goes the Robert E. Lee Now, I don't mind them chopping wood And I don't care if their money's no good Just take what you need and leave the rest But they should never have taken the very best The night they drove old Dixie down And all the bells were ringing The night they drove old Dixie down And all the people were singing They went na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Like my father before me I'm a working man And like my brother before me I took the rebel stand Well, he was just eighteen, proud and brave But a Yankee laid him in his grave I swear by the mud below my feet You can't raise a Caine back up when hes in defeat The night they drove old Dixie down And all the bells were ringing The night they drove old Dixie down And all the people were singing They went na na na na na na na na na na na na na na NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN Nights in white satin never reaching the end Letters I've written never meaning to send Beauty I'd always missed with these eyes before Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore 'Cause I love you, yes, I love you Oh, how I love you Gazing at people, some hand in hand Just what I'm going through, they can't understand Some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend Just what you want to be, you'll be in the end And I love you, yes, I love you Oh, how I love you Nights in white satin never reaching the end Letters I've written never meaning to send Beauty I'd always missed with these eyes before Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore 'Cause I love you, yes, I love you Oh, how I love you NO MATTER WHAT No matter what you are I will always be with you Doesnt matter what you do girl Ooh girl with you No matter what you do I will always be around Wont you tell me what youve found girl Ooh girl wont you Knock down the old grey wall Be a part of it all Nothing to say, nothing to see, nothing to do If you would give me all I would give it to you Nothing would be, Nothing would be, Nothing would be No matter where you go There will always be a place Cant you see it in my face girl Ooh girl wont you Ooh girl wont you NO MILK TODAY No milk today, my love is gone away The bottle stands forlorne, a symbol of the dawn No milk today, it seems a common sight But people passing by, don't know the reason why How could they know just what that message means The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams How could they know a palace there had been Behind the door, where my love reigned as queen No milk today, it wasn't always so The company was gay we turned night into day But all that's left is a place dark and lonely A terraced house in the main street back of town Becomes a shrine when I think of you only Just two up two down No milk today, my love is gone away The bottle stands forlorne, a symbol of the dawn No milk today, it seems a common sight But people passing by, don't know the reason why As music played the faster we did dance We felt both in at once the start of our romance How could they know just what that message means The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams How could they know a palace there had been Behind the door, where my love reigned as queen No milk today, my love is gone away The bottle stands forlorne, a symbol of the dawn No milk today, it seems a common sight But people passing by, don't know the reason why But all that's left is a place dark and lonely A terraced house in the main street back of town Becomes a shrine when I think of you only Just two up two down NO MORE LONELY NIGHTS I can wait another day until I call you Youve only got my heart on a string And everything a flutter But another lonely night might take forever Weve only got each other to blame Its all the same to love Cause I know what I feel to be right No more lonely nights No more lonely nights Youre my guiding light Day or night Im always there No more lonely nights (never be another) No more lonely nights Youre my guiding light Day or night Im always there And I wont go away until you tell me so No, Ill never go away Yes, I know what I feel to be right No more lonely nights (never be another) No more lonely nights Youre my guiding light Day or night Im always there And I wont go away until you tell me so No, Ill never go away No more lonely nights, no no NO WOMAN, NO CRY No woman, no cry no woman, no cry No woman, no cry no woman, no cry Say, I remember when we used to sit In the government yard in Trenchtown Observing the hypocrites As they would mingle with the good people we meet Good friends we have, good friends we've lost Along the way In this bright future you can forget your past So dry your tears I say, and No woman, no cry no woman, no cry Eh, little darling, don't shed no tears no woman, no cry Say, I remember when we used to sit In the government yard in Trenchtown And then Georgie would make the fire light As it was love would burning through the night Then we would cook corn-meal porridge Of which I'll share with you My feet is my only carriage So I've got to push on through But while I'm gone Everything's gonna be all right Everything's gonna be all right Everything's gonna be all right Everything's gonna be all right No woman, no cry no woman, no cry No woman, no cry no woman, no cry Say, I remember when we used to sit In the government yard in Trenchtown And then Georgie would make the fire light As it was love would burning through the night Then we would cook corn-meal porridge Of which I'll share with you My feet is my only carriage So I've got to push on through No woman, no cry no woman, no cry No woman, no cry no woman, no cry No woman, no cry no woman, no cry No woman, no cry no woman, no cry NOTHING Its been seven hours and fifteen days Since you took your love away I go out every night and sleep all day Since you took your love away Since youve been gone I can do whatever I want I can see whomever I choose I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant But nothing, I said nothing can take away these blues Cause nothing compares, nothing compares to you Its been so lonely without you here Like a bird without a song Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling Tell me baby where did I go wrong I could put my arms around every girl I see But theyd only remind me of you I went to the doctor, guess what she told me, guess what she told me She said boy youd better try to have fun no matter what you do But shes a fool Cause nothing compare, nothing compare to you All the flowers that you planted for me in the back yard All died when you went away I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard But Im willing to give it another try Cause nothing compares, nothing compares to you Cause nothing compares, nothing compares to you Cause nothing compares, nothing compares to you NOW THAT THE MAGIC HAS GONE In my life Ive seen sorrow, heartache and pain Ive burned in the sunshine, been drowned in the pouring rain Had too many lovers and not too much love Ive been tried and convicted of things Im not guilty of I was locked in a prison, till you came and set me free So how can you say youre no good for me Now that the magic has gone You just wanna walk away, nothing left to say Anyway, now that the magic has gone Theres no sense in holding on, baby now Now that the magic has gone You know love can be tender, love can be cruel It can smile like an angel while it treats you just like a fool It captures and haunts you until you give in And it stacks the dice against you in a game you never can win Just when I was thinking lady luck was you and me You tell me its over, its time for breaking free Now that the magic has gone You just wanna walk away, nothing left to say Anyway, now that the magic has gone Theres no sense in holding on, baby now Now that the magic has gone I wont try to hold you down I might as well let go But my heart keeps asking how to Theres no prize for the loser, only the winner takes the purse Some say loves a blessing, but for me its just a curse Now that the magic has gone You just wanna walk away, nothing left to say Anyway, now that the magic has gone Theres no sense in holding on, baby now Now that the magic has gone NUTTING GIRL Come all you jovial fellows and listen to my song It is a little ditty and it wont contain you long Its of a fair young maiden was living down in Kent Arose one Summers morning and she a nutting went To me right fol rol to me rol tol tol Sing wack for the doo ral day And what few nuts this poor girl had She threw them all away Its of this brisk young ploughboy was ploughing of his land He called unto his horses and bid them gently stand As he sat down upon his plough all for a song to sing His voice was so melodious it made the valleys ring To me right fol rol to me rol tol tol Sing wack for the doo ral day And what few nuts this poor girl had She threw them all away Its of this fair young damsel was nutting in the woods His voice was so melodious it charmed her where she stood She could no longer stay And what few nuts she had poor girl she threw them all away To me right fol rol to me rol tol tol Sing wack for the doo ral day And what few nuts this poor girl had She threw them all away She came up to young Johnny as he sat on his plough She said young man I really feel I cannot tell you how So he took her to some shady broom and there he laid her down She said young man I really feel the world go round and round (/up and down) To me right fol rol to me rol tol tol Sing wack for the doo ral day And what few nuts this poor girl had She threw them all away So come all you local maidens this warning by me take If you should a nutting go dont stay out too late For if you should stay too late to hear the ploughboy sing You might have a young farmer to nurse up in the Spring To me right fol rol to me rol tol tol Sing wack for the doo ral day And what few nuts this poor girl had She threw them all away OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DA Desmond has a barrow in the market place Molly is the singer in a band Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face." And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweller's store Buys a twenty carat golden ring Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door And as he gives it to her she begins to sing Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on In a couple of years they have build a home sweet home With a couple of kids running in the yard Of Desmond and Molly Jones Happy ever after in the market place Desmond lets the children lend a hand Molly stays at home and does her pretty face And in the evening she still sings it with the band Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on In a couple of years they have build a home sweet home With a couple of kids running in the yard Of Desmond and Molly Jones Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on Happy ever after in the market place Molly lets the children lend a hand Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face And in the evening she's a singer with the band Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on Ob-la-di ob-la-da, life goes on, woh lala, how the life goes on And if you want some fun Sing ob-la-di-bla-da OH BOY All my love, all my kissing You don't know what you've been missing Oh boy, when you're with me, oh boy The world would see that you were meant for me-e-e-e All my life, I've been a-waiting Tonight there'll be no hesitating Oh boy, when you're with me, oh boy The world would see that you were meant for me-e-e-e Stars appear and shadows are a-falling I can hear my heart a-calling If you're not the lover making everything right I'm gonna be your baby tonight All my life, I've been a-waiting Tonight there'll be no hesitating Stars appear and shadows are a-falling I can hear my heart a-calling A little bit of loving makes everything all right I'm gonna be your baby tonight All my love, all my kissing You don't know what you've been missing Oh boy, when you're with me, oh boy The world would see that you were meant for me-e-e-e All my life, I've been a-waiting Tonight there'll be no hesitating Oh boy, when you're with me, oh boy The world would see that you were meant for me-e-e-e THE OLD DUN COW Some pals and me in a public house, were playing dominoes one night When all of a sudden in the pot man rushed, with his face all chalky white Whats up said Brown, have you seen your Aunt, have you seen your Aunt Maria My Aunt Marie be blowed said he, the bleeding pubs on fire And there was Brown upside down, mopping up the whisky on the floor Booze booze the firemen cried, as they came knocking at the door Dont let them in till its all mopped up, someone shouted McIntyre And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk, when the Old Dun Cow caught fire Oh fine said Brown what a bit of luck, come along with me he said Down in the cellar if the fires not there, well have a rare old spree So we all went down with good old Brown, and the beer could not be missed We hadnt been there ten minutes or more, before we were quite pissed And there was Brown upside down, mopping up the whisky on the floor Booze booze the firemen cried, as they came knocking at the door Dont let them in till its all mopped up, someone shouted McIntyre And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk, when the Old Dun Cow caught fire Old Johnson rushed to the port wine tub, and gave it a few hard knocks Then he took off his pantaloons, likewise his shoes and socks Hold on said Snooks if you want to wash your feet, theres a drop of old ale right there Dont put your trotters in the port wine tub, when weve got some old stale beer And there was Brown upside down, mopping up the whisky on the floor Booze booze the firemen cried, as they came knocking at the door Dont let them in till its all mopped up, someone shouted McIntyre And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk, when the Old Dun Cow caught fire Just then there was a terrible crash, and half the bloody roof gave way We got soaked with the firemens hose, but still we were quite gay Well we got some sacks and some old tin tacks, and bunged ourselves inside And we kept on drinking good old scotch till we were bleary eyed And there was Brown upside down, mopping up the whisky on the floor Booze booze the firemen cried, as they came knocking at the door Dont let them in till its all mopped up, someone shouted McIntyre And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk, when the Old Dun Cow caught fire THE OLDEST SWINGER When you tap up a bird in the folk club bar Drive her home in your comfy car Find you went to school with her ma and pa Youre the oldest swinger in town When you avoid a mirror by the light of the day Think it looks distinguished when your hair turns grey Zip up your Wranglers and your bellys in the way Youre the oldest swinger in town There he goes with his wire wheels Easy Rider specs and his nine inch heels He never shows how old he feels Cause hes the oldest swinger in town When you blow-wave your hair twice a week The girls dont understand a word you speak You walk in the disco and they offer you their seat Youre the oldest swinger in town When you prefer beer to Bacardi and coke Suffer next morning from the fags you smoke When youd have another dance but youre scared of a stroke Youre the oldest swinger in town There he goes with his wire wheels Easy Rider specs and his nine inch heels He never shows how old he feels Cause hes the oldest swinger in town When sex becomes a monthly chore When you wonder how you every managed on the floor When sometimes you even forget what its for Youre the oldest swinger in town And when youre down to the last of your slim-jim ties When the president of the Bill Haley Fan Club dies When youve got suitcases instead of bags under your eyes Youre the oldest swinger in town ON THE BORDER The fishing boats go out across the evening water Smuggling guns and arms across the Spanish border The winds wipe up the waves so loud The ghost moon sails amongst the clouds And turns the rifles into silver on the border On my wall the colours of the maps are running From Africa the winds they talk of changes coming The torches flare up in the night The hand that sets the farms alight Has spread the word to those whore waiting on the border In the village where I grew up nothing seems the same Still you never see the change from day to day No one sees the customs slip away Late at night the rain was knocking on my window I moved across the darkened room and in the lamp glow I thought I saw down in the street The spirit of the century Telling us that were standing on the border On the island where I grew up nothing seems the same Its just the patterns that remain an empty shell But theres a strangeness in the air You feel it too well The fishing boats go out across the evening water Smuggling guns and arms across the Spanish border The winds wipe up the waves so loud The ghost moon sails amongst the clouds And turns the rifles into silver on the border On the border on the border on the border ONE MORE CHANCE Calling all olive branches and laid off doves There's work to do before we say goodbye And the tears which welled beneath his sombre shroud And hurt with the pain of somebody who knows He can never be like the sort of a rose Whose beauty remains even though the bloom goes Oh one more chance Naked tree of winter seems to stand so proud Lord you know more mortal than we know And who can see him turning to the face of love And hear him pleading with her dont let it die And I see her leaning on my shoulder to cry Oh one more chance And is it too late to change the way we're bound to go Is it too late for surely one of us must know ONE MORE NIGHT I've been trying oh so long to let you know Let you know know how I feel So if I stumble and if I fall just hold me back So I can beat you see Please just give me one more night Give me that one more night Oh one more night cause I can't wait forever Please just give me one more night Give me that one more night Oh one more night cause I can't wait forever I've been sitting here so long just wasting time Just staring at the phone And I was wondering should I call you then I thought Well maybe you're not alone Please just give me one more night Give me that one more night Oh one more night cause I can't wait forever Please just give me one more night Give me that one more night Oh one more night cause I can't wait forever Just give me one more night Give me that one more night Oh one more night cause I can't wait for ever Please just give me one more night Give me that one more night Oh one more night cause I can't wait forever Like a river to the sea I will always be with you And if you sail away I will follow you To give me one more night Just give me that one more night One more night cause I can't wait forever I don't think there'll ever be a time you'll ever feel the same And I know it's only words But if you change your mind you know that I'll be here And maybe we both can love I'll give you just one more night Give me that one more night Just one more night cause I can't wait for ever Just give me one more night Give me that one more night Just one more night cause I can't wait forever ONE OF THESE NIGHTS One of these nights one of these crazy old nights Were gonna find out pretty mama what turns on your lights The full moon is calling the fever is high And the wicked wind whispers and moans Youve got your demons youve got desires Well Ive got a few of my own Ooh someone to be kind to In between the dark and the light Ooh coming right behind you Swear Im gonna find you one of these nights One of these dreams one of these lost and lonely dreams now Were gonna find one girl one that really screams Ive been searching for the daughter of the devil himself Ive been searching for an angel in white Ive been waiting for a woman whos a little of both And I can feel her but shes nowhere in sight Ooh loneliness will blind you In between the wrong and the right Ooh coming right behind you Swear Im gonna find you one of these nights One of these nights In between the dark and the light Coming right behind you Swear Im gonna find you Get you baby one of these nights One of these nights One of these nights One of these nights One of these nights One of these nights One of these nights One of these nights One of these nights One of these nights ONLY LOVE Some say a heart is just like a wheel When you bend it you cant mend it And my love for you is like a sinking ship And my heart is on that ship out in mid-ocean They say that death is a tragedy It comes once and then its over But my only wish is for that deep dark abyss Cause whats the use of living with no true lover When harm is done no love can be won I know it happens frequently What I cant understand and please God hold my hand Is why it should happen to me And its only love and its only love That can wreck a human being and turn him inside out That can wreck a human being and turn him inside out ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG Come out Virginia dont let me wait You Catholic girls start much too late But sooner or later it comes down to fate I might as well be the one Well they showed you a statue and told you to pray They built you a temple and locked you away But they never told you the price that youd pay For things that you might have done For only the good die young thats what I said Only the good die young, only the good die young You might have heard that I run with a dangerous crowd We aint too pretty, we aint too proud We might be laughing a bit too loud But that never hurt no one So come on Virginia show me a sign Send up a signal, Ill throw you the line The stained glass curtain youre hiding behind Never lets in the sun Only the good die young I tell you Only the good die young I tell you You got a nice white dress and a party at your confirmation You got a brand new soul and a cross of gold But Virginia they didnt give you quite enough information You didnt count on me when you were counting on your rosary And they say theres a heaven for those who will wait Some say its better but I say it aint Id rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints The sinners are much more fun You know that only the good die young, I tell yer You know that only the good die young, I tell yer You said your mother told you all that I could give you Was a reputation Oh she never cared for me But does she ever say a prayer for me Ooh woh woh Come out, come out, come out Virginia dont let me wait You Catholic girls start too late But sooner or later it comes down to fate I might as well be the one You know that only the good die young tell you baby You know that only the good die young only the good die young Only the good die young, only the good die young OUT BEHIND THE BARN You say the worlds in trouble You say you dont feel clean You dont have an answer but baby dont ask me I dont give a darn in hell, out behind the barn Oh out behind the barn, Im chewing on a piece of hay Im up to my knees in cow shit, Im shovelling my blues away You say I was your leader, you say I turned you on Youre starting to suspect now, it was all a con I dont give a darn in hell, out behind the barn Oh out behind the barn, Im chewing on a piece of hay Im up my knees in cow shit, Im shovelling my blues away You say I owe you something, you ask me for my plan Just who were you expecting, Jesus Zimmerman I dont give a darn in hell, out behind the barn Oh out behind the barn, Im chewing on a piece of hay Im up to my knees in cow shit, Im shovelling my blues away OUT MY BACK DOOR Just got home from Illinois locked the back door oh boy Got to set down take a rest on the porch Imagination set's in fairly soon I'm singing Toot toot toot looking out my back door There's a giant doing cartwheels statue wearing high heels Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn Dinosaur with troll there listening to Buck Owens Toot toot toot looking out my back door Tamarinds and elephants are playing in the band Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon dood ju ju A wondrous apparition provided by magician Toot toot toot looking out my back door Tamarinds and elephants are playing in the band Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon dood ju ju Bother me tomorrow today I found no sorrows Toot toot toot looking out my back door All our troubles Illinois locked the front door oh boy Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn Bother me tomorrow today I found no sorrows Toot toot toot looking out my back door OVER AND OVER Over and over and over I gotta baby baby baby till my tongue spirals out of my head When theres no one looking over my shoulder I like to write rock and roll but it doesnt always hang together So what do I know or any one know about love You ask me how I feel I said my heart is not for real Why dont you listen to it sometimes Ive wandered round the moors on many misguided tours Poor Emily and Charlotte pour their hearts out What did they know what could they know about love What do they know or any one know about love Over and over and over Baby baby baby till my tongue spirals out of my head Over and over and over Baby baby baby what made you think I need it maybe Im going up here, rolling up over I have to write rock and roll just to keep body and soul together For what do I know or anyone know about love You ask me how I feel I said my heart is not for real Why dont you listen to it sometimes Ive wandered round the moors on many misguided tours Poor Emily and Charlotte pour their hearts out What did they know what could they know about love What do they know or any one know about love Over and over and over Baby baby baby till my tongue spirals out of my head Over and over and over Baby baby baby what made you think I need it maybe Over and over and over Baby baby baby till my tongue spirals out of my head Over and over and over Baby baby baby what made you think I need it maybe Over and over and over Baby baby baby till my tongue spirals out of my head Over and over and over Baby baby baby what made you think I need it maybe Over and over and over Baby baby baby till my tongue spirals out of my head Over and over and over Baby baby baby what made you think I need it maybe OVER THE MOUNTAIN Well it happened to be on a cold Winters night That I first took a notion to marry I lifted my rod and my hat in my hand And I seemed for to be in a hurry I jaunted along to her cabin I came My heart it rejoiced when I viewed this fair dame I lifted the latch and I bid her good day Saying Im going over the mountain Now what foolish notions come into your head But Im glad for to see you so merry Its twelve of the clock and the old folks in bed Speak low or me mummy will hear me Well if this be jesting then jesting is true Ive courted a year and I think that will do This night Ive a notion to marry with you If youll venture with me oer the mountain Oh no my fond charmer Ill stay as I am For I think it be fitter and better I lifted my rod and my hat in my hand Saying Ill soon put an end to this chatter Stop stop my bold laddie while I get my shoes My heart it rejoiced when I heard the glad news She ran to the door saying Ill hope youll excuse But Id love to go over the mountain So now youre in earnest she said with a smile Let providence be my director Ive love in my bosom I neer will deny Though the sentence it seemed to affect her Im using no magic no potions or spells Ive a true honest heart and I love you right well And if youll agree and my parents dont tell Well go pick our way oer the mountain Well the moon and the stars luminated the sky And the morning star brightly shining When me and my darling set out our long journey Till we came to the Alter of Hymen Tween fiddling and dancing we spent the whole day The fear of marriage it soon fades away And often I turn to my darling and say Do you rue going over the mountain Oh no my fond charmer now why should I rue When I took the advice of my laddie And now that Im over the mountain with you Ill regard not the scorn of my daddy Let this be a lesson to all pretty maids Slip out with your lad when the old folks in bed And dont be afraid your fair charmer to wed Dont you rue going over the mountain PARADISE La la la la, la la la la La la la la, la la la La la la la la, la la la la la If Paradise is half as nice As Heaven that you take me to Who needs Paradise Id rather have you They say Paradise is up in the stars But I neednt sigh because its so far Cause I know its worth a Heaven on Earth For me where you are The look from your eyes the touch from your hand And I seem to fly to some other land When you are around my heart always pounds Just like a brass band If Paradise is half as nice As Heaven that you take me to Who needs Paradise Id rather have you La la la la, la la la la La la la la, la la la La la la la la, la la la la la If Paradise is half as nice As Heaven that you take me to Who needs Paradise Id rather have you Oh yes Id rather have you La la la la, la la la la La la la la, la la la La la la la la, la la la la la They say Paradise is up in the stars But I neednt sigh because its so far Cause I know its worth a Heaven on Earth For me where you are The look from your eyes the touch from your hand And I seem to fly to some other land When you are around my heart always pounds Just like a brass band PARTING GLASS Oh all the money eer I had I spent it in good company And all the harm Ive ever done alas it was to none but me And all Ive done for want of wit to memory now I cant recall So fill to me the parting glass goodnight and joy be with you all Oh all the comrades eer I had theyre sorry for my going away And all the sweethearts eer I had theyd wished me one more day to stay But since it falls upon my lot that I should rise and you should not I gently rise and softly call goodnight and joy be with you all If I had money enough to spend and leisure time to sit awhile There is a fair maid in this town that sorely has my heart beguiled Her rosy cheeks and ruby lips I own she has my heart in thrall Then fill to me the parting glass goodnight and joy be with you all PEACEFUL EASY FEELING I like the way your sparkling earrings lay Against your skin so brown And I want to sleep with you in the desert tonight With a billion stars all around 'Cause I've got a peaceful easy feeling And I know you won't let me down 'Cause I'm already standing On the ground And I found out a long time ago What a woman can do to your soul Ah but she can't take you anyway You don't already know how to go And I've got a peaceful easy feeling And I know you won't let me down 'Cause I'm already standing On the ground I get this feeling I may know you As a lover and a friend This voice keeps whispering in my other ear Tells me I may never see you again 'Cause I get a peaceful easy feeling And I know you won't let me down 'Cause I'm already standing I'm already standing yes I'm already standing On the ground PEMBANTU SAYA I went out on the town last Friday And brought home a nice take away My wife left the following morning Cause my pembantu had something to say So I brought a girl home the next weekend I was meaning to sport and to play When I searched high and low for my condoms My pembantu had thrown them away So I had her that night without condoms And then looked for my wallet to pay My pembantu had been through my pockets And taken my money away But now Im a man without problems My pembantu has left me today Cause I caught her using my condoms So then I had something to say So if you want to avoid having problems And go out on the town and have fun Before you employ a pembantu Make sure that shes blind, deaf and dumb PENNY LANE Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs Of every head he's had the pleasure to have known And all the people that come and go Stop and say hello On the corner is a banker with a motor car The little children laugh at him behind his back And the banker never wears a Mac In the pouring rain, very strange Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes There beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back In Penny Lane there is a fireman with hourglass And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen He likes to keep his fire engine clean It's a clean machine Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes Full of fish and finger pies in summer meanwhile back Behind the shelter in the middle of the round about A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray And though she feels as if she's in a play She is anyway In Penny Lane the barber shaves another customer We see the banker sitting waiting for a trim And then the fireman rushes in From the pouring rain, very strange Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes There beneath the blue suburban skies Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes There beneath the blue suburban skies Penny Lane PIANO MAN Its nine oclock on a Saturday And the regular crowd shuffles in Theres an old man sitting next to me Making love to his tonic and gin He says son can you play me a memory Im not really sure how it goes But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger mans clothes La la la lilly la, la la lilly la la dum Sing us a song youre the piano man sing us a song tonight For were all in the mood for a melody and youve got us feeling all right Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free And hes quick with a joke or to light up your smoke But theres somewhere that hed rather be He says Bill I believe this is killing me As a smile ran away from his face Well Im sure that I could be a movie star If I could get out of this place La la la lilly la, la la lilly la la dum Sing us a song youre the piano man sing us a song tonight For were all in the mood for a melody and youve got us feeling all right Now Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And hes talking with Davy whos still in the navy And probably will be for life And the waitress is practising politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned And theyre sharing a drink they call loneliness But its better than drinking alone La la la lilly la, la la lilly la la dum Sing us a song youre the piano man sing us a song tonight For were all in the mood for a melody and youve got us feeling all right Its a pretty good crowd for a Saturday And the manager gives me a smile Cause he knows that its me that theyre coming to see To forget about life for a while And the piano it sounds like a carnival And the microphone smells like a beer And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar And say man what are you doing here La la la lilly la, la la lilly la la dum Sing us a song youre the piano man sing us a song tonight For were all in the mood for a melody and youve got us feeling all right PINBALL WIZARD Ever since I was a young boy Ive played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all But I aint seen nothing like him in any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball He stands like a statue becomes part of the machine Feeling all the bumpers always plays it clean Plays by intuition the digit counters fall That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball Hes a pinball wizard there has to be a twist That pinball wizards got such a supple wrist How do you think he does it I dont know What makes him so good Aint got no distractions cant hear no buzzers and bells Dont see no lights a flashing plays by sense of smell Always gets a replay never seen him fall That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball I thought I was the bally table king But Ive just handed my pinball crown to him Even on my favourite table he can beat my best His disciples lead him in and he just does the rest Its like crazy flipper fingers never seen him fall That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball PITY ME POOR PIG Was ever a pig maligned as this poor sow Harried and hunted down as I am now Condemned to die On the gallows tree so high there I'll hang With the rough rope on my neck like a common man And there I'll jig poor pig Pity me poor pig condemned to die for butchering a beggars baby They'll take me out this cold cold morn and hanged I shall be One morning I saw the wind it drove me wild Then I came across a beggars boy and killed the child All for to feel Some people saw the deed and fell on me To beat and bind me fast unable to flee I'd squeal and whine poor swine Pity me poor pig condemned to die for butchering a beggars baby They'll take me out this cold cold morn and hanged I shall be I was chained for many a day in a prison vile Then grunting dragged from there and brought to trial In deep disgrace With the charge read to my face and evidence And a lawyer came to plead in my defence For this my crime poor swine Pity me poor pig condemned to die for butchering a beggars baby They'll take me out this cold cold morn and hanged I shall be Rough justice soon was served the sentence read To take and hang me high till I was dead As dead as could be 'Twas then they forced on me gentlemen's clothes With the jacket pulled on my back breeches and hose Waistcoat and wig poor pig Pity me poor pig condemned to die for butchering a beggars baby They'll take me out this cold cold morn and hanged I shall be No litter of mine shall come to see the show They're stuck and slaughtered all so long ago Every one When my life is done they'll cut me down My flesh they will divide around the town No grave to dig for poor pig Pity me poor pig condemned to die for butchering a beggars baby They'll take me out this cold cold morn and hanged I shall be PLAISIR DAMOUR Plaisir damour ne dure quun moment Chagrin damour dure toute la vie The joys of love are but a moment long The pains of love endure the whole life long Your eyes kissed mine I saw the love in them shine You brought me heaven right then when your eyes kissed mine Plaisir damour ne dure quun moment Chagrin damour dure toute la vie My love loves me and all the wonders I see A rainbow shines in my window my love loves me Plaisir damour ne dure quun moment Chagrin damour dure toute la vie And now shes gone like a dream that fades into dawn But the words stay locked in my heart string my love loves me Plaisir damour ne dure quun moment Chagrin damour dure toute la vie The joys of love are but a moment long The pains of love endure the whole life long POOR FELLOWS Oh the times they are hard and the wages are poor None of us poor fellows has money in store So how can a good man keep the wolf from the door Poor fellows you all will go down When the work is scarce tell me how can we eat How can we afford to buy shoes for our feet How can we get clothing to keep off the sleet Poor fellows we might as well drown If we could find work we ne'er would complain We'd work well for a master his favour to gain We'd be honest and truthful with never a stain Poor fellows how will we survive We could plough the good land we could fish the salt sea We could work in the woodland a felling the trees But when only the breath in our bodies is free Poor fellows how can we stay alive Oh a man who is single is free from all care He can soon leave a district if no work be there There's no manner of hardship that he cannot bear Poor fellow if he is alone But a man with a family his hands they are tied He must look to their comfort or lose all his pride He can't wander away but must stay by their side Poor fellow to maintain his home And a man that is willing can't understand why He can find no employment how hard he may try And it breaks his poor heart for to see his wife cry So poor fellow he'll do what he can A man that is desperate and can't find a job He will not be contented to sit down and sob Be he ever so honest he'll turn out and rob Poor fellow to prove he's a man If a good man goes robbing you know it's a shame He brings scorn and misfortune on his honest name But in visible straits tell me who is to blame Poor fellow you know he must try So let's hope these hard times they soon pass away Unto our sweet saviour we earnestly pray That this dark cloudy morn brings a glorious day Poor fellows sometime e'er we die POOR OLD MAN Well they say old man your horse will die And they say so and we hope so They say old man your horse will die Oh poor old man And if he dies we'll tan his hide And they say so and we hope so And if he dies we'll tan his hide Oh poor old man And if he lives then we'll ride again And they say so and we hope so And if he lives then we'll ride again Oh poor old man And it's after years of much abuse And they say so and we hope so And we'll salt him down for the sailors' use Oh poor old man He's as dead as the nail in the lamp room floor And they say so and we hope so And he won't bother us no more Oh poor old man And it's Sally's in the garden and she's picking the peas And they say so and we hope so And her long black hair's hanging down to her knees Oh poor old man And it's Sally's in the kitchen and she's baking the dough And they say so and we hope so And the cheeks of her arse going chub chub chub Oh poor old man And it's down the long and winding road And they say so and we hope so It's mahogany beef and weevily bread Oh poor old man And I thought I heard the old man say And they say so and we hope so Just one more pull and then belay Oh poor old man Just one more pull and that will do And they say so and we hope so For we're the lads to pull her through Oh poor old man POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN Im Popeye the sailor man Im Popeye the sailor man Im strong to the finich Cause I eats me spinach Im Popeye the sailor man Im one tough Gazookus who hates all palookas Wot aint on the up and square I biffs em and buffs em And always out-roughs em and none of em gits nowhere If anyone dasses to risk my fisk its a boff an its wham understand So keep good behaviour thats your one life saver With Popeye the sailor man Im Popeye the sailor man Im Popeye the sailor man Im strong to the finich Cause I eats me spinach Im Popeye the sailor man POWER OF LOVE The power of love is a curious thing Make a one man weep make another man sing Change your heart to a little white dove More than a feeling thats the power of love Tougher than diamonds breaks like cream Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream Make a bad one good make a wrong one right The power of lovell keep you home at night It don't need money, don't take fame Don't need a credit card to ride this train It's strong and it's certain and it's cruel sometimes But it might just save your life That's the power of love That's the power of love First time you feel it it may make you sad Next time you feel it it might make you mad It could be glad baby you know when you've found That's the power makes the world go round It don't need money, don't take fame Don't need a credit card to ride this train It's strong and it's certain and it's cruel sometimes But it might just save your life That's the power of love That's the power of love They say that only love is fair Yeah but you don't care But if you know what to do when it gets hold of you And with a little help from above You'll feel the power of love You'll feel the power of love can you feel it It don't take money, don't take fame Don't need a credit card to ride this train Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel You wont feel nothing till you feel no You feel the power, just feel the power of love That's the power of love You feel the power of love You feel the power of love You feel the power of love You feel the power of love PRESSURE You have to learn to pace yourself pressure You're just like everybody else pressure You only had to run so far so good But you will come to a place Where the only thing you feel Are loaded guns in your face And you'll have to deal with pressure You used to call me paranoid pressure But even you cannot avoid pressure You turned the tap dance into your crusade Now here you are with your faith And your Peter Pan advice You had no scars on your face And you cannot handle pressure All grown up and no place to go Psyche one psyche two what do you know All your life is child thirteen Sesame street what does it mean Pressure I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale Well here you are with your faith And your Peter Pan advice You had no scars on your face And you cannot handle pressure Pressure pressure one two three four pressure PROUD MARY Left a good job in the city Working for a man every night and day And I never lost a minute of sleep Worrying 'bout the way things might have been Big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning Rolling rolling rolling on the river Seen a lot of plates in Memphis Had a lot of wine down in New Orleans But I never saw the good side of the city Till I hitched a ride on the riverboat queen Big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning Rolling rolling rolling on the river Rolling rolling rolling on the river Rolling rolling rolling on the river Rolling rolling rolling on the river If you come down to the river There you're going to find some people who live You don't have to worry 'cause you've got no money People on the river are happy to give Big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning Rolling rolling rolling on the river Rolling rolling rolling on the river Rolling rolling rolling on the river RAISED ON ROBBERY He was sitting in the lounge of the Empire hotel He was clinking for diversion he was thinking for himself A little money riding on the maple leaves Along comes a lady in lacy sleeves She said let me sit down you know drinking alones a shame its a shame its a cryin shame Look at those jokers glued to that damn hockey game Hey honey youve got lots of cash Bring us out a bottle well have some laughs Gins what Im drinking I was raised on robbery Im a pretty good cook sitting on my groceries Come up to my kitchen Ill show you my best recipes I try and I try but I cant save a cent Im up after midnight cooking tryin to make the rent Im rough but Im pleasin I was raised on robbery We had a little money once they were pushing through a four lane highway The government gave us three thousand dollars you should have seen it fly away First he bought a fifty seven Biscay and he put it in the ditch He drunk up all the rest that son of a bitch His bloods bad whisky I was raised on robbery You know you aint bad looking I like the way you hold your drinks Come home with me honey I aint asking for no full length minks Hey where you going dont go yet Your glass aint empty and weve just met Youre mean when youre loaded I was raised on robbery THE RANDY OLD PARSON Oh its of an old farmer who lived up in Kent With his wife and his daughter of sweet seventeen She was as fair and as buxom a beauty The fairest as ever was seen When over the hill came a randy old parson And though he was married he fancied her still Often he swore with the farmers fair daughter That parson he would have his will Well the very next morning as she was out walking To view of the fields and meadows so gay This randy old parson he stepped up to her And these were the words he did say Manys the time Ive seen you out walking And you from a distance Ive often admired Just one fine night for to lie in your arms Itd be all my own heart desires Oh well kind Sir well Im sure I could please you Wed have to be quick though tomorrow at night My mother and father will both be from home And its there youll enjoy my delight And so the young maid agreed with the parson And back to her cottage she quickly did run Where she sat down for to think of a plan How she might show the parson some fun Well the very next evening the parson came calling She opened the window to let him come in She took the parson into her bedchamber And then to undress did begin And when he was down to his waistcoat and breeches The maid for her father so loudly did call Father come quick for here is a burglar Come for to murder us all So the farmer flew into the daughters bedchamber He took up a stick and he beat him about This randy old parson without any breeches So loudly for mercy did shout The poor old parson escaped through the window And over the hillside he ran for his life He never stopped until he came To the arms of his nagging old wife Now the very next morning they looked in his pockets Found fifty shillings in silver and gold The farmer remarked its a fitting reward For a daughter so cunning and bold The poor old parson awoke in the morning Both light in the pocket and sore in the head Then ever after his nagging old wife Made him wish for the day he were dead RED HOUSE There's a red house over yonder That's where my baby stays There's a red house over yonder That's where my baby stays I haven't been home to see my fuzzy headed baby Not in ninety nine and one half days Wait a minute something's wrong My key won't unlock this door Wait a minute something's wrong My key won't unlock this door I've got a bad bad feeling My baby don't live here any more Well I'll go back over yonder Way back yonder cross the hill Well I'll go back over yonder Way back yonder cross the hill Sad that my baby don't love me no more But I know good and well that her sister will RED RED WINE Red red wine goes to my head Makes me forget that I Still need her so Red red wine its up to you All I can do Ive done, Memories wont go, Memories wont go I have sworn that with time Thoughts of you will leave my head I was wrong now I find Just one thing makes me forget Red red wine stay close to me Dont let me be alone This day we will find My blue blue mind I have sworn that with time Thoughts of you will leave my head I was wrong now I find Just one thing makes me forget Red red wine stay close to me Dont let me be alone This day we will find My blue blue mind Red red wine stay close to me Dont let me be alone this day we will find My blue blue mind REELIN IN THE YEARS Youre everlasting summer and you see it fading fast So you grab a piece of something that you think is gonna last Well you wouldnt even know a diamond if you held it in your hand The things you think are precious I cant understand Are you reelin in the years Stowin away the time Are you gathering up the tears Have you had enough of mine Are you reelin in the years Stowin away the time Are you gathering up the tears Have you had enough of mine Youve been telling me youre a genius since you were seventeen In all the time Ive known you I still dont know what you mean The weekend in the college didnt work out like you planned The things that pass for knowledge I cant understand Are you reelin in the years Stowin away the time Are you gathering up the tears Have you had enough of mine Are you reelin in the years Stowin away the time Are you gathering up the tears Have you had enough of mine Ive spent a lot of money and Ive spent a lot of time The trip we made to Hollywood is etched upon my mind After all the things weve done and seen you find another man The things you think are useless I cant understand Are you reelin in the years Stowin away the time Are you gathering up the tears Have you had enough of mine Are you reelin in the years Stowin away the time Are you gathering up the tears Have you had enough of mine REELING AND ROCKING Some times I will then again I think I wont Some times I will then again I think I wont Some times I will then again I think I wont Some times I do then again I think I dont I looked at my watch it was a little past one Thats when we rolled up and had some fun We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn I looked at my watch it was a little past two She said she don't but I know she do We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn I looked at my watch it was a little past three That's when she started coming on strong with me We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn I looked at my watch it was a little past four We did it in the kitchen we did it in the hall We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn I looked at my watch it was a little past five Man I was feeling more dead than alive We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn I looked at my watch it was a little past six Gonna keep going till I get my kicks We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn I looked at my watch it was seven thirty She turned round and called me something dirty You know what you know why I'm not gonna tell you why I looked at my watch it was a little past eight That's when I got to them pearly gates oh yeah We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn I looked at my watch it was a little past nine Man we were going like a steam train line We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn I looked at my watch it was a little past ten She turned round and said do it again We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn I looked at my watch it was a little past eleven Thats when rolled up and took off to heaven We were rolling reeling and a rocking rolling Reeling and a rocking rolling till the break of dawn REFLECTIONS OF MY LIFE The changing of sunlight to moonlight Reflections of my life, oh how they fill my eyes The greetings of people in trouble Reflections of my life, oh how they fill my eyes All my sorrow, sad tomorrow Take me back to my own home All my crying, feel like dying, dying Take me back to my own home Im changing, arranging, Im changing Im changing everything, ah everything around me The world is a mad place, a bad place, a terrible place to live Oh but I dont want to die All my sorrow, sad tomorrow Take me back to my own home All my crying, feel like dying dying Take me back to my own home All my sorrow, sad tomorrow Take me back to my own home All my crying, feel like dying dying Take me back to my own home RIGHT DOWN THE LINE You know how much I need your love Youve got that hold over me As long as Ive got your love You know that Ill never leave When I wanted you to share my life I had no doubt in my mind And its been you woman right down the line You know how much I lean on you Only you can see Changes that Ive been through Have left their mark on me Youve been as constant as the Northern star The brightest star that shines And its been you woman right down the line Just want to say this is my way of telling you Everything I could never say before Yeah this is my way of telling you That every day Ill be loving you so much more Cause you believed in me Through my darkest night Theres something better inside of me Youve brought me into the light I threw away all those crazy dream I put them all behind And its been you woman right down the line If I should doubt myself If Im losing ground I wont turn to someone else Theyd only let me down When I wanted you to share my life I had no doubt in my mind And its been you woman right down the line Just want to say this is my way of telling you Everything I could never say before Yeah this is my way of telling you That every day Ill be loving you so much more RIGHT SAID FRED Right said Fred both of us together One each end and steady as we go Tried to lift it couldnt even shift it We was getting nowhere and so we Ad a cup of tea and Right said Fred ave to take the door off Need more space to shift the so and so Ad bad twinges takin off the inges We was getting nowhere and so we Ad a cup of tea and Charley ad a think and e thought we ought To take off all the andles and the things what eld the candles But it did no good well I never thought it would Right said Fred ave to take the wall down This ere wall is gonna ave to go Took the wall down even with it all down We was getting nowhere and so we Ad a cup of tea and Charley ad a think and he said look Fred Ive got a sort of feeling if we removed the ceiling With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through Right said Fred climbing up a ladder With is crowbar gave a mighty blow Was e in trouble alf a ton of rubble landed on the top of is dough So Charley and me ad another cup of tea and then we went ome You know I said to Charley, the trouble with Fred is es too asty And you never get nowhere when youre too asty ! RISING FOR THE MOON Well Ive travelled oer the land And ride the rolling sky For thats the way it is, that is my fortune There are many years to please Many peoples love to try And every days begun rising for the moon Rising for the moon, the sun has set and it is dark But the sound of the enchanted tune is bright as any spark The chorus of the dusk regales the evening lark With the sinking of the sun rising of the moon Theres a heart in every place A tear for each farewell For thats the way it is, that is my fortune Ill lure you as the dust That the wayward gypsies sell And every days begun rising for the moon Rising for the moon, the sun has set and it is dark But the sound of the enchanted tune is bright as any spark The chorus of the dusk regales the evening lark With the sinking of the sun rising of the moon ROBERT THE GAY RABBIT Now people think its dandy if a rabbits always randy They expect him to be at it night and day He can do it on the Metro as long as hes a hetro But things are quite different if hes gay This happened to a rabbit whose name happened to be Robert He was born it seems on the wrong side of the tracks And relative to rabbits he had far from normal habits Instead of jeans he fancied Petes and Jacks Why cant Robert my rabbit be gay? Why must he make love in the old fashioned way? They say that there is sexual freedom today So why cant Robert my rabbit be gay? Now woman made him limp so he thought hed be a pimp And that way would make his life complete But instead of being zealous he found he was rather jealous Of what the girls were getting on the beat Caught loitering with intent the judge pronounced him bent And threatened the full wrath of rabbit law But Roberts lawyer squealed That law has been repealed Now hes just the same as any other whore Now Robert was a honey when he played the Easter bunny And I dont mean he looked just like a bag He could play that female vamp with a natural kind a camp That made him look like Rupert Bear in drag The plight of minor groups made him write to Marjorie Proops And of course she lent a sympathetic ear She said My impression is of infantile repression Which simple means youre raging bloody queer The cruel called him fag when my rabbit slipped his bag But now at least hes happy with a man For those that know of such Robert was more queen than butch Now hes found a Flemish giant whos a ram ROCK AND ROLL It's been a long time since I rock and roll woman It's been a long time since I did the stroll Oh let me get it back let me get it back let me get it back Baby where I come from Been a long time Been a long time Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time Yes it has Been a long time since the book of love I can't count the tears of a life with no love Carry me back carry me back carry me back Baby where I come from Been a long time Been a long time Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time Yes it has Seems so long since I walked in the moon light Making vows that just cant work out right Cryin open your arms open your arms open your arms Baby let my love come running in Been a long time Been a long time Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time Yes it has Been a long time Been a long time Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time Yes it has ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC Just let me hear some of that rock and rolling music Any old way you use it It's got a back beat you can't lose it Any old way you choose it It's gotta be rock and roll music If you gonna dance with me If you gonna dance with me Well down south they had a jubilee The folks dancing had a jamboree Drinking offer from a wooden cup The folks dancing got all shook up They started playing that rock and rolling music Any old way you use it It's got a back beat you can't lose it Any old way you choose it It's gotta be rock and roll music If you gonna dance with me If you gonna dance with me I took my lover on across the tracks To hear the tenor man play the sax I must admit they had a rocking band They were going like a hurricane They started blowing that rock and rolling music Any old way you use it It's got a back beat you can't lose it Any old way you choose it It's gotta be rock and roll music If you gonna dance with me If you gonna dance with me I've got no kick against modern jazz Except for when they play it too darn fast And change the beauty of the melody Until it sounds just like a symphony I just go for that rock and rolling music Any old way you use it It's got a back beat you can't lose it Any old way you choose it It's gotta be rock and roll music If you gonna dance with me If you gonna dance with me I got no kick against the mambo And it's too early for the conga And while they usually take the rumba Keep on rocking that piana Well let me hear some of that rock and rolling music Any old way you use it It's got a back beat you can't lose it Any old way you choose it It's gotta be rock and roll music If you gonna dance with me If you gonna dance with me ROCK IT UP Well it's Saturday night and I just got paid All of that money I've been tryin to save My heart says go go every time Saturday night baby I feel fine Gonna rock it up gonna rip it up Gonna shake it up gonna bawl it up Gonna rip it up at the ball tonight Along about ten I'm flying high Band going on into the sky I don't care about spending my dough Tonight I'm gonna be one at the show Gonna rock it up gonna rip it up Gonna shake it up gonna bawl it up Gonna rock it up at the ball tonight Rock rock rock rock rock Rock rock rock rock rock Rock rock rock rock rock Rock rock rock rock rock Along about ten I'm flying high Band going on into the sky I don't care about spending my dough Tonight I'm gonna be one at the show Rock rock rock rock rock Rock rock rock rock rock Rock rock rock rock rock Rock rock rock rock rock Saturday and I'm gonna be there Gonna go right up to the stairs I don't care about spending my dough Tonight I'm gonna be one at the show Gonna rock it up gonna rip it up Gonna shake it up gonna bawl it up Gonna rock it up at the ball tonight Well it's Saturday night and I just got paid All of that money I've been tryin to save My heart says go go every time Saturday night baby I feel fine Gonna rock it up gonna rip it up Gonna shake it up gonna bawl it up Gonna rock it up at the ball tonight ROCK'N ME Well, I've been lookin' real hard and I'm tryin' to find a job, But it just gets gettin' tougher every day and I know in my heart I got to do my part I got to please my sweet baby, yeah Well, I ain't superstitious and I don't get suspicious But my woman is a friend of mine and I know that it's true That all the things that I do will come back to me in my sweet time So keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby I went from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma Philadelphia and later L.A. Northern California Where the girls are warm so I could be with my sweet baby, yeah So keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n, rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n, rock'n me, baby Don't get superstitious no, don't get suspicious Baby, you know you are a friend of mine and you know that it's true That all the things that I do are gonna come back to you in your sweet time I went from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma Philadelphia and later L.A. Northern California Where the girls are warm so I could hear my sweet baby say So keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby So keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby So keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby Keep on rock'n me, baby ROLL AWAY THE STONE Baby if you just say you care Id follow you most anywhere Roll away the stone Roll away the stone And in the darkest night Ill keep you warm and all right Roll away the stone Roll away the stone Wont you roll away the stone Whyd you become so alone Wont you roll away the stone Dont you let it lie No matter if fools say we cant win I know Ill fall in love again Roll away the stone Roll away the stone So seeing weve still got a change Baby in love and sweet romance Roll away the stone Roll away the stone Wont you roll away the stone Whyd you become so alone Wont you roll away the stone Dont you let it lie There a rock-a-billy party on Saturday night Are you gonna be there? Ive got my invite Are you gonna bring your records Ooh will do Wont you roll away the stone Whyd you become so alone Wont you roll away the stone Dont you let it lie Wont you roll away the stone Whyd you become so alone Wont you roll away the stone Dont you let it lie ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN I'm gonna write a little letter gonna mail it to my local DJ It's a jumpin' little record I want my jockey to play Roll over Beethoven gotta hear it again today You know my temperature's rising and the jukebox's blowing a fuse It's a heart beating rhythm and my soul keeps singing the blues Roll over Beethoven a rocking in two by two Well if you feel it and like it go get your lover and reel and rock it Roll it over and move on up just a trifle further And reel and rock with one another Roll over Beethoven dig these rhythm and blues Early in the morning I'm a giving you the warning Don't you step on my blue suede shoes Hey diddle diddle gonna play my fiddle I ain't got nothing to lose Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikowsky the news I've got the rocking pneumonia and I need a shot of rhythm and blues I've got the rolling out writer sitting down to a rhythm review Roll over Beethoven they're rocking in two by two Roll over Beethoven roll over Beethoven Roll over Beethoven roll over Beethoven Roll over Beethoven and dig these rhythm and blues ROMEO AND JULIET A love struck Romeo sings the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that hes made Finds a convenient street light, steps out of the shade Saying something like You and me babe, how about it ? Juliet says Hey its Romeo, you nearly gave me a heart attack Hes underneath the window, shes singing Hey la my boyfriends back Shouldnt come round here singing up to people like that Anyway what you gonna do about it ? Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start And I fell when you exploded in my heart And I forget, I forget the movie song When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet Come up on different streets, theyre both the streets of shame Both dirty, both mean, yes, and the dream was just the same And I dreamed your dream for you, but now your dream is real How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals When you can fall for chains of silver, you can fall for chains of gold You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin Now you say Romeo yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him Juliet, when we made love you used to cry Said I love you like the stars above, Ill love you till I die Theres a place for us, you know the movie song Whenre you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong I cant do the talk like they do on TV And I cant the do a love song like the way its meant to be I cant do everything, but Ill do anything for you Cant do anything except be in love with you All I do is miss you, and the way we used to be All I do is keep the beat and bad company All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme Juliet, do the stars with you any time Juliet ROSE GARDEN I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden Along with the sunshine theres got to be a little rain sometime When you take you got to give so live and let live or let go oh oh oh oh I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden I could promise you things like big diamond rings But you dont find roses growing on stalks of clover So youd better think it over When its sweet talking you could make it come true I would give you the world on a silver platter But what would it matter So smile for a while and lets be jolly Love shouldnt be so melancholy Come along and share the good times while we can I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden Along with the sunshine theres got to be a little rain sometime When you take you got to give so live and let live or let go oh oh oh oh I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden I could sing you a tune and promise you the moon But if thats what it takes to hold you Id just as soon let you go but theres one thing I want you to know Youd better look before you leap still waters run deep And there wont always be someone there to pull you out And you know what Im talking about But what would it matter So smile for a while and lets be jolly Love shouldnt be so melancholy Come along and share the good times while we can I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden Along with the sunshine theres got to be a little rain sometime When you take you got to give so live and let live or let go oh oh oh oh I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden ROSIE Rosie oh Rosie Id like to paint your face up in the sky Sometimes when Im busy relaxing I look up and catch your eye Your eyes when theyre widening bring thunder and lightning And sunset strokes the colour to your skin Your eyes are so blue I just think of a blue sky And bumble bees a buzzing on the wind Rosie oh Rosie its raining when you look the other way Rosie oh Rosie your laughter brings the sunshine out to play And though I just met you will I silhouette you Or highlight golden shadows in your hair Id paint in your minds eye a very good blue sky And Summer birds swimming through the air Rosie oh Rosie Id paint your face for all the world to see Rosie oh Rosie Id like to paint your face eternally THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN The merry-go-round went round And made the darndest sound The lights went low we both said oh And the merry-go-round broke down Oh what fun a wonderful time Finding love for only a dime The merry-go-round went round And made the darndest sound The lights went low we both said oh And the merry-go-round broke down Oh what fun a wonderful time Finding love for only a dime The merry-go-round went round And made the darndest sound The lights went low we both said oh And the merry-go-round broke down RUBY TUESDAY She would never say where she came from Yesterday don't matter if it's gone While the sun is bright Or in the darkest night No one knows she comes and goes Good-bye Ruby Tuesday Who could hang a name on you When you change with every new day Still I'm gonna miss you Don't question why she needs to be so free She'll tell you it's the only way to be She just can't be chained To a life where nothing's gained And nothing's lost at such a cost Good-bye Ruby Tuesday Who could hang a name on you When you change with every new day Still I'm gonna miss you There's no time to lose, I heard her say Catch your dreams before they slip away Dying all the times Lose your dreams and you Will lose your mind, ain't life unkind Good-bye Ruby Tuesday Who could hang a name on you When you change with every new day Still I'm gonna miss you RUN BABY RUN Listen baby if youre not adverse The world is changing for the better or worse And if I live your life for what its worth Cause its a hell on earth The world today I bet you see it clear Has taken us about a thousand years To those poor off it means theyve never lived Cause its a hell on earth Run baby run whenre you gonna learn The time to put out the fireball Run baby run whenre you gonna learn The earth is getting drier The flames are growing higher Your clothes are dirty and the sky is red I dont have anything to wash my head Cause all the detergents are on the river bed And its a hell on earth If we make a levy on the telly and fax We join everybody trying to fiddle their tax If you dont get bit theyre trying to run you back Cause its a hell on earth Run baby run whenre you gonna learn Its time to put out the fire ball Run baby run whenre you gonna learn The earth is getting drier The flames are growing higher Another child every second is born And family planning we will never learn Another mouth to feed is all it brings And its a hell on earth Run baby run whenre you gonna learn Its time to put out the fire ball Run baby run whenre you gonna learn The earth is getting drier The flames are growing higher Run baby run whenre you gonna learn Its time to put out the fire ball Run baby run whenre you gonna learn The earth is getting drier The flames are growing higher RUN RUN MISTER It looked like a town where a family could grow The streets would be safe every night The pavements all clean and the people well dressed The dirt and the drunks out of sight I kicked off my shoes I had nothing to lose The bad days seemed far behind me And then that voice started talking inside me It said Run run mister dont you look back Get your feet on that road, your wheels on the track Youre too young to start thinking bout settling down Get packed, get running, get right out of town It seemed like a job that would please any man Good hours, good prospects, good pay I was up with the sun for three seasons or more Clocked in and checked out every day A rung at a time Id willingly climb And kept on moving up blindly And then the voice started talking inside me It said Run run mister dont you look back Get your feet on that road, your wheels on the track Youre too young to start thinking bout settling down Get packed, get running, get right out of town I never believed in love at first sight It seemed too good to be true I knew that something had started to bite So I asked a good friend what to do He said it only happens just once in a life I want her always beside me And then the voice started talking inside me It said Run run mister dont you look back Get your feet on that road, your wheels on the track Youre too young to start thinking bout settling down Get packed, get running, get right out of town Run run mister dont you look back Get your feet on that road, your wheels on the track Youre too young to start thinking bout settling down Get packed, get running, get right out of town SAKSI GITAR TUA Biar 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Terperangkap kedalam jurang dusta Terperosok ke dalam lembah nista Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Na selamat malam SAN FRANCISCO If you're going to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair If you're going to San Francisco You're gonna meet some gentle people there For those who come to San Francisco Summertime will be a loving day In the streets of San Francisco Gentle people with flowers in their hair All across the nation, such a strange vibration People in motion There's a whole generation with a new explanation People in motion, people in motion For those who come to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in their hair If you come to San Francisco Summertime will be a loving there If you come to San Francisco Summertime will be a loving day SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME You can dance every dance with the guy Who gives you the eye and let him hold you tight You can smile every smile for the guy That holds your hand in the pale moonlight But dont forget whos talking you home And in whos arms youre going gonna be So darling save the last dance for me Oh I know that the musics fine Like sparkling wine go and have your fun Laugh and sing but while were apart Dont give your heart to anyone And dont forget whos talking you home And in whos arms youre gonna be So darling save the last dance for me Baby dont you know I love you Cant you feel it when we touch I will never ever let you go Oh I love you oh so much Baby dont you know I love you so Cant you feel it when we touch I will never ever let you go Oh I love you oh so much SATISFACTION I cant get no satisfaction I cant get no satisfaction Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I cant get no, I cant get no When Im driving in my car And the man comes on the radio And hes telling me more and more About some useless information Supposed to fire my imagination I cant get no, oh no no no, Hey hey hey thats what I say I cant get no satisfaction I cant get no satisfaction Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I cant get no, I cant get no When Im watching my TV And the man comes on to tell me How white my shirts can be Well he cant be a man cause he doesnt smoke The same cigarettes as me I cant get no, oh no no no, Hey hey hey thats what I say I cant get no satisfaction I cant get no satisfaction Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I cant get no, I cant get no When Im riding round the world And Im doing this and signing that And Im trying to make some girl who tells me Baby better come back later next week Cause you see Im on a losing streak I cant get no, oh no no no, Hey hey hey, thats what I say I cant get no, I cant get no I cant get no satisfaction No satisfaction, no satisfaction No satisfaction, I cant get no satisfaction SAVED I used to smoke I used to drink I used to smoke drink dance the hoochie coochie I used to smoke and drink Smoke and drink and dance the hoochie coo oh yeah But now I'm standing on this corner Praying for me and you Aha That's why I'm saved saved People let me tell you 'bout a kingdom come You know I'm saved I'm saved I won't care to preach here till I'm deaf and dumb I'm in the soul saving army Beating on the big base drum oh yeah I used to cuss I used to fuss I used to cuss fuss and boogie all night long I used to cuss and fuss Cuss and fuss and boogie all night long oh yeah Now I'm standing on this corner All I know is right from wrong ah yeah That's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying People let me tell you 'bout a kingdom come You know I'm saved I'm saved I can preach it to the deaf and dumb I'm in the soul saving army Beating on the big bass drum I used to lie I used to cheat I used to lie cheat step on people's feet I used to lie and cheat Lie and cheat and step on people's feet But now I'm stepping all through glory Salvation is my beat oh yeah That's why I'm saved saved People let me tell you 'bout a kingdom come You know I'm saved I'm saved I won't care to preach here till I'm deaf and dumb I'm in the soul saving army Beating on the big base drum oh yeah SCHIFOAN Am Freitag auf'd Nacht montier i di Schi Auf mei Auto und dann begiab i mi In's Stubai-Tal oder noch Zell am See Weil durt auf die Berg o'm hom's immer an leiwandn Schnee Weil i wui, Schifoan, Schifoan, wow wow wow wow Schifoan, weil Schifoan is des leiwandste Wos mer si nur vurstoin kann In der Fruah bin i der erschte der wos afifoat Damiat i net so long aufs afifoarn woart Ob'm auf der Htt'n kaaf i mar an Jagertee Weil so a Tee macht den Schnee erst so richtig schee Weil i wui, Schifoan, Schifoan, wow wow wow wow Schifoan, weil Schifoan is des leiwandste Wos mer si nur vurstoin kann Und wann der Schnee staubt und wann die Sunn scheint Dann hob' i olles Glck in mir vereint I steh' am Gipfel schau obi ins Toi A jeder is glicklich, a jeder fhlt si woi Weil i wui, Schifoan, Schifoan, wow wow wow wow Schifoan, weil Schifoan is des leiwandste Wos mer si nur vurstoin kann Am Sonntag auf'd Nacht montier i die Schi Auf mei Auto doch dann berkommts mi I schau no amoi aufi und denk' mer "Aber wo" I foar no net z'Haus i bleib' am Montag a no do Weil i wui, Schifoan, Schifoan, wow wow wow wow Schifoan, weil Schifoan is des leiwandste Wos mer si nur vurstoin kann SCHOOL I can see you in the morning When you go to school Don't forget your books You know you've gotta learn the golden rule The teacher tells you stop your playing Get on with your work And be like Johnny too good Don't you know he never shirks He's coming along After school is over No playing in the park And don't go out too late Don't let it get too dark They tell you not to hang around And learn what life's about And grow up just like them Won't let you work it out And you're full of doubt Don't do this and don't do that What are they trying to do Make a good boy of you Do they know where it's at Don't criticise They're old and why Do as they tell you to Don't want the devil to Come and pull out your eyes Maybe I'm mistaken Expecting you to fight Or maybe I'm just crazy I don't know wrong from right But while I'm still living I've just got this to say It's always up to you If you want to be that Want to see that Want to see that way You're coming along SCIENCE FICTION Michael Renny was ill the day the Earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear Claude Rains was the invisible man Then something went wrong Cause they reigned in King Kong They got caught in a cellular jam Then at a deadly pace it came from outta space And this is how the message ran Science fiction double feature Doctor X will build a creature See androids fighting Brad and Janet And Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Rock on at the late night double feature picture show I know Leo G Carrol was over a barrel when tarantula took to the hills And I really got hot when I saw Jim macScott fight a triffid that spit's poison and kills Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes And passing them used lots of skills But when worlds collide said George Pal to his bride I'm going to give you some terrible thrills like a Science fiction double feature Doctor X will build a creature See androids fighting Brad and Janet And Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Rock on at the late night double feature picture show I wanna go Rock on to the Late night picture show by RKO Rock on to the late night double feature picture show in the back row A ho oh to the late night double feature picture show . . . Science fiction double feature Frank has built and lost his creature Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet The servant's gone to a distant planet Rock on at the late night double feature picture show I wanna go oh oh to the late night picture show SECOND HAND NEWS I know there's nothing to say Someone else has taken my place When times go bad when things get rough Won't you lay me down in the tall grass And let me do my stuff I know I've nothing on you I know there's nothing to do When times go bad you can't get enough Won't you lay me down in the tall grass And let me do my stuff Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down One thing I think you should know I ain't gonna miss you when you go I've been down so long I've been tossed around enough Oh could you just let me go down And do my stuff I know you're hoping to find Someone who's gonna give you peace of mind When times go bad you can't get enough Won't you lay me down in the tall grass And let me do my stuff Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down Down down down down I'm your second hand news I'm your second hand news yeah I'm your second hand news I'm your second hand news yeah I'm your second hand news I'm your second hand news yeah I'm your second hand news I'm your second hand news yeah SEE A TOAD Its not much of a life at all When you can only hop People in their great big cars They never swerve or stop Now we help our little feathered friends With mouldy crusts and old fag ends So to toads lets make amends And do this little thing for me See a toad across the road And make yourself a friend See a toad across the road Itll help you in the end I know how ugly a toad can be But its got parents like you and me So see a toad across the road And make yourself a friend The boy scouts help old ladies And the lollipop man your child What protection is there For that creature green and wild He may be stupid as they say But theres plenty more down Westminster way Why should he be the one to pay So do this little thing for me SEE ME FEEL ME See me feel me touch me heal me See me feel me touch me heal me See me feel me touch me heal me See me feel me touch me heal me Listening to you I get the music Gazing at you I get the heat Following you I climb the mountain I get excitement at your feet Right behind you I see the millions On you I see the glory From you I get opinions From you I get the story See me feel me touch me heal me See me feel me touch me heal me See me feel me touch me heal me See me feel me touch me heal me Listening to you I get the music Gazing at you I get the heat Following you I climb the mountain I get excitement at your feet Right behind you I see the millions On you I see the glory From you I get opinions From you I get the story Listening to you I get the music Gazing at you I get the heat Following you I climb the mountain I get excitement at your feet Right behind you I see the millions On you I see the glory From you I get opinions From you I get the story SEE MY BABY JIVE Look out look out your mama washed out you might as well go home Since then some man got into your hair so give me back my comb But you you make things that get along turn out so wrong Too long too long youd better rock on the band might play our song See my baby jive see my baby jive she hangs on to me and she really goes Woh oh woh oh woh oh See my baby jive such a lazy jive Well everyone you meet coming down the street Just to see my baby jive Theyve taken her home its turning me on she dropped down to his knees Oh boy thats that its calling me back this dog aint got no fleas But you you dance all the guys up town into the crown You know you know youve gotta rock on your daddy aint coming home See my baby jive see my baby jive she hangs on to me and she really goes Woh oh woh oh woh oh See my baby jive such a lazy jive Well everyone you meet coming down the street Just to see my baby jive Too bad your game is driving me mad youve tucked down on my boy I dont suppose though everyone knows exactly who you are But you you make things that get along turn out so wrong Too long too long youd better rock on the band might play our song See my baby jive see my baby jive she hangs on to me and she really goes Woh oh woh oh woh oh See my baby jive such a lazy jive Well everyone you meet coming down the street Just to see my baby jive Woh oh see my baby jive she hangs on to me and she really goes Woh oh woh oh woh oh See my baby jive such a lazy jive Well everyone you meet coming down the street Just to see my baby jive See my baby jive THE SEEDS OF LOVE I sowed the seeds of love And I sowed them in the spring I gathered them up in the morning so soon While the small birds so sweetly sing While the small birds so sweetly sing My garden was planted well With flowers everywhere But I had not the liberty to choose for myself Of the flowers that I love so dear Of the flowers that I love so dear The gardener was standing by And I asked him to choose for me He choose for me the violet the lilly and the pink But these I refused all three But these I refused all three The violet I forsook Because it fades so soon The pink and the lilly I did over look And I vowed I would wait till June And I vowed I would wait till June For in June theres a red rose bud And thats the flowers for me And oft times I here plucked that red rose bush Till I gained the willow tree Till I gained the willow tree For the willow tree will twist And the willow tree will twine And I oft times wished I were in that young mans arms That once had this heart of mine That once had this heart of mine Come all you false young men Dont leave me here to complain For the grass that has optima been trampled under foot Give it time it will rise again Give it time it will rise again SHALALALALEE Picked her up on a Friday night. Shalalalalee, yeah. I knew everything's gonna be all right. Shalalalalee, yeah, shalalalalee. I asked her, where do you wanna go Shalalalalee, yeah. We went some place I don't know. Shalalalalee, yeah, shalalalalee. I held her close, And I asked her if she's gonna, gonna be my baby. It felt so good, when she answered me. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. She looked good, and she moved so fine. Shalalalalee, yeah. And all the guys knew that she was mine. Shalalalalee, yeah, shalalalalee. I held her close, And I asked her if she's gonna, gonna be my baby. It felt so good, when she answered me. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Wanna know, how my story ends Shalalalalee, yeah. We invited just a few close friends. Shalalalalee, yeah, shalalalalee. Shalalalalee, yeah, shalalalalee. SHAKE YOUR MONEY MAKER Shake your money maker Shake your money maker Youve got to shake your money maker Shake your money maker Shake your money maker Youve got to Ive got a girl who lives up on the hill Ive got a girl who lives up on the hill Says shell let me roll her But I dont believe she will She wont shake her money maker Wont shake her money maker Gonna roll her I cant break her She wont shake her money maker Wont shake her money maker She wont Ive got a girl and she just wont be true Ive got a girl and she just wont be true Just wont let her do The one good thing you tell her to She wont shake her money maker Wont shake her money maker Wont shake her money maker She wont shake her money maker Wont shake her money maker She wont SHE'S ALWAYS A WOMAN She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes She can ruin your faith with her casual lies And she only reveals what she wants you to see She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me She can lead you to love, she can take you or leave you She can ask for the truth but she'll never believe you And she'd take what you'll give her as long as it's free Yes she steals like a thief but she's always a woman to me Oh, she takes care of herself She can wait if she wants She's ahead of her time Oh, and she never gives out And she never gives in She just changes her mind And she'll promise you more than the garden of Eden And she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be Blame it all on yourself 'cause she's always a woman to me Hmmm ... Oh, she takes care of herself She can wait if she wants She's ahead of her time Oh, and she never gives out And she never gives in She just changes her mind She is frequently kind and shes suddenly cool She can do what she pleases she's nobody's fool And she can't be convicted she's earned her degree And the most she will do is throw shadows at you But she's always a woman to me Hmmm ... SHES NOT THERE Well nobody told me about her The way she lied Well nobody told me about her How many people cried Well its too late to say youre sorry How should I know why should I care Please dont bother trying to find her Shes not there Well let me tell you bout the way she looked The way she acted and the colour or her hair Her voice was soft and cool, her eye were clear and bright But shes not there Well nobody told me about her What could I do Well nobody told me about her Though they all knew Well let me tell you bout the way she looked The way she acted and the colour or her hair Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright But shes not there But its too late to say youre sorry How should I know why should I care Please dont bother trying to find her Shes not there Well let me tell you bout the way she looked The way she acted and the colour or her hair Her voice was soft and cool her eyes were clear and bright But shes not there A SHROPSHIRE LAD The gas was on in the institute The flare was up in the gym A man was running a miller a line A lass was singing a hymn When Captain Webb the Dawley man Captain Webb from Dawley Came swimming along the old canal That carries the bricks to Lawley Swimming along swimming along Swimming along from Severn Paying a call at Dawley Bank While swimming along to Heaven The sun shone low on the railway lines And over the bricks and stacks And in at the upstairs windows Of the Dawley housing backs When we saw the ghost of Captain Webb Webb in a water sheeting Come dripping along in a bathing dress TO the Saturday evening meeting Dripping along, dripping along To the congregational hall Dripping and still he rose over the sill And he faded away in the wall There wasnt a man in Oakengates Who hadnt got hold of the tale And over the valley in Ironbridge And round by Coalbrookdale How Captain Webb the Dawley man Captain Webb from Dawley Rose rigid and dead from the old canal That carries the bricks to Lawley Rigid and dead, rigid and dead To the Saturday congregation Paying a call at Dawley bank On his way to his destination SINGING THE BLUES Well I never felt more like singing the blues Cause I never thought That Id ever lose your love dear Whyd you leave me this way Well I never felt more like crying all night Cause everythings wrong And nothing is right without you You got me singing the blues The moon and the stars no longer shine The dream is gone I thought was mine Theres nothing left for me to do But cry ay ay ay over you Well I never felt more like running away But why should I go Cause I couldnt stay without you You got me singing the blues Well I never felt more like singing the blues Cause I never thought That Id ever lose your love dear Whyd you leave me this way Well I never felt more like crying all night Cause everythings wrong And nothing is right without you You got me singing the blues The moon and the stars no longer shine The dream is gone I thought was mine Theres nothing left for me to do But cry ay ay ay over you Well I never felt more like running away But why should I go Cause I couldnt stay without you You got me singing the blues SITTING ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY Sitting in the morning sun I'll be sitting when the evening comes Watching all the ships roll in Then I'll watch them roll away again Sitting on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away Sitting on the dock of the bay Wasting time I left my home in Georgia Heading for the 'Frisco bay I had nothing to live for Looks like nothing's gonna come my way So I 'm just sitting on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away Sitting on the dock of the bay Wasting time Sitting here resting my bones This loneliness won't leave me alone Two thousand miles I've roamed Just to make this dock my home Yeah I 'm just sitting on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away Sitting on the dock of the bay Wasting time SIXTEEN TONS Now, some people say, a man's made out of mud, But a poor man's made out of muscles and blood. Muscle and blood, skin and bone, A mind that's weak and a back that's strong. You load sixteen tons, and what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt St. Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store. I was born one morning in drizzling rain, Fighting and Trouble is my middle name. I was raised in the bottoms by a momma hound, I'm mean as a dog, but I'm gentle as a lamb. You load sixteen tons, and what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt St. Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store. I was born one morning, when the sun didn't shine. I picked up my shovel, and I walked to the mine. I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal, And the straw boss hollered well bless my soul You load sixteen tons, and what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt St. Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store. If you see me coming, you better step aside. A lot of men didn't, and a lot of men died. I got a fist of iron and a fist of steel, If the right one don't get you, then the left one will You load sixteen tons, and what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt St. Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store. SKINHEAD SONG Oi woz walkin dahn veh streah wiv a duzzen pals or moah Lookin fer some aggro coz life is such a bore We come across a ippie an e troid trun away So we smashed is stoopid ead in jus t pass veh toim away Wiv ah greah big boots greah long laces Jeans eld up wiv scarleh braces Don geh in our way or well take you for a ride Vair aint much on veh top of our eads an even less inoid We go t football matches it really is a laugh We always gets some bovver in befoah the second alf We ave oursels a smashintoim we ave a lot a fun Suspessly when the odds is ours boi twenty foif ta wun Wiv ah greah big boots greah long laces Jeans eld up wiv scarleh braces Cum an join veh party cum along wiv us We never walks alone coz were so gre-gair-re-yuss (ere wot duz at mean) Oi gets up in veh mornin an oi as me reggae brek (hur hur) Oi drinks me cup o bovveril an oi wrings me muvvers neck Ven goes into veh tahn kicks a pensioner or two Anputs fruit gums in parkin meters coz vairs sod all else t do Wiv ah greah big boots greah long laces Jeans eld up wiv scarleh braces Evry phone for moiles arahnd is smashed t smivvereens Annah were goin off t do some cigarette machines An wen oi gets to evven an oi ear vee angels call Oill go ver on me scootah me bovver boots an all Oill take me broken bottle me lump o lead as well An oill give em so much aggro veyll send me dahn t ell Wiv ah greah big boots greah long laces Jeans eld up wiv scarleh braces Oi knows oill get some bovver there jus veh koind oi loike Coz the devil is a greebo an e roids a motorboike SLOOP JOHN B We sailed on the sloop John B My grandfather and me Around Nassau town we did roam Drinking all night got into a fight Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home So hoist up the John B sails See how the main sails set Call for the captain ashore let me go home Let me go home I wanna go home Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home The first mate he got drunk He broke up the captains trunk A constable had to come and take him away Sheriff John Stone why dont you leave me alone Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home So hoist up the John B sails See how the main sails set Call for the captain ashore let me go home Let me go home I wanna go home Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home The poor cook he got the fits He threw away all my grits Then he took and ate up all of my corn Let me go home why dont you let me go home This is the worst trip Ive ever been on So hoist up the John B sails See how the main sails set Call for the captain ashore let me go home Let me go home I wanna go home Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home SMOKEYS BAR The good old gang down at Smokeys bar They couldnt rightly understand How Judy left without a word But not without a man That old routine that she had going Was like the sun so sure Which by surprise might fail to rise But always had before And I still remember what was on The jukebox as she turned The Dobro part out of Cheating Heart She never has returned She snapped her little plated latch That closed her pocket book And paid for all she had to drink And gave us boys a look And something in that little glance Sent creeps about the room No one stared or even dared To breathe or even move And I still remember what was on The jukebox as she turned The Dobro part out of Cheating Heart She never has returned Now I cant say what the others thought But likely I can guess Theyd be scared as to who and where Shed take what wed confess Yes that good old gang up at Smokeys bar Theyve just about all busted up With no one here to drink our tears Or fill our empty cups And I still remember what was on The jukebox as she The Dobro part out of Cheating Heart She never has returned And I still remember what was on The jukebox as she The Dobro part out of Cheating Heart She never has returned SO FAR AWAY Here I am again in this mean old town And youre so far away from me And where are you when the sun goes down Youre so far away from me So far away from me So far I just cant see So far away from me Youre so far away from me Im tired of being in love and being all alone When youre so far away from me Im tired of making out on the telephone Cause youre so far away from me So far away from me So far I just cant see So far away from me Youre so far away from me And I get so tired when I have to explain When youre so far away from me See youve been in the sun and Ive been in the rain And youre so far away from me So far away from me So far I just cant see Youre so far away from me Youre so far away from me So far away from me Oh youre so far away from me Yeah youre so far I just cant see So far away from me Youre so far away from me So far away from me So far away from me Youre so far away from me SOMEONES GONNA GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN TONIGHT Well the band is rocking and everybodys feeling all right And the best of might theres sure gonna be a fight Cause somebodys gonna get their head kicked in tonight Well the joint is jumping and everybodys shouting for more Well theres gonna be a pool of blood on the dance hall floor Cause somebodys gonna get their head kicked in tonight Were gonna rip up the chairs and tear down the walls Smash up the band and really have a ball Well leave everybody as a physical wretch And the whole dance hallll be a darn gone mess So while the dance is running everybodys feeling all right At the dance tonight theres sure gonna be a fight Cause somebodys gonna get their head kicked in tonight Were gonna rip up the chairs and tear down the walls Smash up the band and really have a ball Well leave everybody as a physical wretch And the whole dance hallll be a darn gone mess Well the dance is rocking and everybodys shouting for more Well theres gonna be a pool of blood on the dance hall floor Cause somebodys gonna get their head kicked in tonight Cause somebodys gonna get their head smashed in tonight Cause somebodys gonna get their head kicked in tonight Cause somebodys gonna get their head kicked in tonight SOMETHING Something in the way she moves, Attracts me like no other lover Something in the way she woos me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how Somewhere in her smile she knows That I don't need no other lover Something in her style that shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how You're asking me will my love grow I don't know, I don't know You stick around, now it may show I don't know, I don't know Something in the way she knows And all I have to do is think of her Something in the things she shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how You're asking me will my love grow I don't know, I don't know You stick around, now it may show I don't know, I don't know SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH You ask me if I love you and I choke on my reply Id rather hurt you honestly than mislead you with a lie And who am I to judge you on what you say or do Im only just beginning to see the real you And sometimes when we touch the honestys too much And I have to close my eyes and hide I wanna hold you till I die till we both break down and cry I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides Romance with all its strategy leaves me battling with my pride But through the insecurity some tenderness survives Im just another writer still trapped within my truths A hesitant prize fighter still trapped within my youth And sometimes when we touch the honestys too much And I have to close my eyes and hide I wanna hold you till I die till we both break down and cry I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides At times Id like to break you and drive you to your knees At times Id like to break through and hold you endlessly And sometimes when we touch the honestys too much And I have to close my eyes and hide I wanna hold you till I die till we both break down and cry I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA Got on board a westbound seven forty seven Didn't think before deciding what to do All that talk of opportunities TV breaks and movies Rang true it sure rang true It seems it never rains in Southern California Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before It never rains in California but girl don't they warn ya It pours man it pours I'm out of work I'm out of bread Out of self respect I'm outta my head I'm under loved I'm underfed I wanna go home It never rains in California but girl don't they warn ya It pours man it pours It seems it never rains in Southern California Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before It never rains in California but girl don't they warn ya It pours man it pours Won't you tell the folks back home I nearly made it I've had offers but don't know which ones to take Please don't tell them how you found me Don't tell them how you found me Gimme a break, gimme a break It seems it never rains in Southern California Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before It never rains in California but girl don't they warn ya It pours man it pours SPANISH HARLEM There is a rose in Spanish Harlem A red rose up in Spanish Harlem It is a special one It only comes out when the moon is on the run And all the stars are gleaming Its growing in the street Right up through the concrete But soft and sweet and dreaming There is a rose in Spanish Harlem A red rose up in Spanish Harlem With eyes as black as coals That look down in my soul And start a fire there and then I lose control I have to beg your pardon Im going to pick that rose And watch her as she grows in my garden SPENCER THE ROVER These words were composed by Spencer the rover Who travelled most parts of Great Britain and Wales Hed been much reduced which caused great confusion And that was the reason he went on the road In Yorkshire near Rotherham he went on his rambles Being weary of travelling he sat down to rest At the foot of yon mountains there runs a clear fountain With bread and cold water himself did refresh More sweeter it tasted than the gold he had wasted More sweeter than honey and gave more content But the thoughts of his baby lamenting her father Brought tears to his eyes and made him lament The night fast approaching to the woods he resorted With woodbine and ivy his bed for to make He dreamed about sighing lamenting and crying Go home to your family your rambling forsake On the fifth of November I have reason to remember When first I arrived home to my family and wife She stood so surprised to see me arrived To see such a stranger once more in their sight My children flocked round me with their pretty prattling stories With their pretty prattling stories that drive care away Like birds of a feather well all flock together Like bees of one hive then contented well be Now I am well placed in my cottage contented With woodbine and ivy hanging over my door As happy as them that have plenty of riches Contented Ill stay and go rambling no more SPIRIT IN THE SKY When I die and they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place thats the best When they lay me down to die Going up to the spirit in the sky Going up to the spirit in the sky Thats were Im gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest Im gonna go to the place thats the best Prepare yourself you know its a must Gotta have a friend in Jesus So you know that when you die Hes gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky Gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky Thats where Im gonna go when I die When you die and they lay you to rest Youre gonna go to the place thats the best Never been a sinner I never sinned Ive got a friend in Jesus So you know that when I die Hes gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky Gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky Thats where Im gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest Im gonna go to the place thats the best Go to the place thats the best SPOONFUL Well it could be a spoonful of coffee Could be a spoonful of tea Just a little bit of your passion Good enough for me Im wild about it Im crazy about it Im in love about it Everybodys talking bout it Everybodys lying bout it Everybody loves it ooh Well it could be a spoonful of wine Straight from a girls hand Could be a spoon of your percious love Saved from another man Im wild about it Im crazy about it Im in love about it Everybodys talking bout it Everybodys lying bout it Everybody loves it ooh Everybody grooving That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN Theres a lady whos sure all that glitters is gold And shes buying a stairway to Heaven When she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Ooh and shes buying a stairway to Heaven Theres sign on the wall but she wants to be sure Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings In a tree by the brook theres a song bird who sings Sometimes all of her thoughts are misgiven Ooh and it makes me wonder, ooh and it makes me wonder Theres a feeling I get when I look to the West And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking Ooh and it makes me wonder, ooh and it makes me wonder And its whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn for those who stare long And the forest will echo with laughter If theres a bustle in your hedgerow dont be alarmed there Its just a sprinkling for the May queen Yes there are two paths you can go back but in the long run Theres still time to change the road youre on And it makes me wonder Your head is humming and it wont go in case you dont know The pipers calling you to join him Dear lady can you hear the wind blow and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our souls There walks lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last Where all is one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll And shes buying a stairway to Heaven STAIRWAY TO OBLIVION Theres a Stralian whos heard that old songs sell like gold Hes recorded a Stairway to Heaven With his didgeridoo and his wobble board too With this song he should make a fast million Ooh....and he also may pick up a Grammy Hes been signed up before, but he was such a bore With his paintings and songs of the outback His tied down kangaroo and Coogee bear too Jake the peg in an old plastic black Mac Ooh what a sexual wonder, ooh and it makes me chunder He has tried sniffing coke through his didgeridoo But he just couldnt handle the bubbles And a bottle or two sends him straight to the loo Hes found fanta gives him far less troubles Ooh from down under, ooh and it makes me chunder And its whispered that soon if we all hum the tune He will get a gold disc for his labours And the funny farm waits with wide open gates And well all end up starring in Neighbours Oooh...... If theres some trouble in the disco dont be alarmed there Its just the fans want to lynch him Theyll stuff his two little boys with both their two little toys And pull off Jake the pegs extra limb Oooh...and it really makes me chunder Your head is aching and it wont go in case you dont know He must have bribed every DJ Old ladies like to hear his wind blow, maybe Hey Joe And All right Now will go the same way And as he plummets down the charts Therell be relief in all our hearts There is a fan club who will know And more important want to show That if you want to come along There is a lesson for you all For anyone who has the gall To try and mock our rock and roll By bastardising Stairway to Heaven STAND BY ME When the night has come and the land is dark And the moon is the only light we'll see No I won't be afraid, oh I won't be afraid Not as long as you stand, stand by me So darling, darling Stand by me, Oh stand by me Oh stand by me Stand by me If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall Or the mountains should crumble to the sea I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear Just as long as you stand stand by me So darling, darling Stand by me, Oh stand by me Oh stand by me Stand by me So darling, darling Stand by me, Oh stand by me Oh stand by me Stand by me When ever you're in trouble Stand by me STAY People, stay just a little bit longer, We want to play just a little bit longer. Now the promoter don't mind, And the union don't mind, If we take a little time And we leave it all behind and sing One more song. Oh, won't you stay just a little bit longer. Please, please, stay say you will. Say you will. Stay just a little bit longer, We want to play just a little bit longer. Now the promoter don't mind, And the union don't mind, If we take a little time And we leave it all behind and sing One more song Stay just a little bit longer. Please, please, stay tell me that you're going to. Now your mummy don't mind, And your daddy don't mind, If we take a little time And we leave it all behind and sing One more song. Oh, won't you stay just a little bit longer. Please, please, stay say you will. Say you will. Just to feel your sweet lips on mine, Tell me that you love me all of the time. Stay just a little bit longer, We want to play just a little bit longer. Now the promoter don't mind, And the union don't mind, If we take a little time And we leave it all behind and sing One more song STAY WITH ME In the morning please dont say you love me Cause you know Ill only kick you out the door I know your name is Rita ,cause your perfumes smelling sweeter Than when I saw you down on the floor You wont need too much persuading I dont mean to sound degrading But with a face like that youve got nothing to laugh about Red lips, hair and fingernails, I hear youre a mean old Jesebel Lets get upstairs and read my tarot cards Stay with me stay with me Cause tonight youre gonna stay with me Stay with me stay with me Cause tonight youre gonna stay with me So in the morning please dont say you love me Cause you know Ill only kick you out the door Yes Ill pay your cab fare home You can even use my best cologne Just dont be here in the morning when I wake up Stay with me stay with me Cause tonight youre gonna stay with me Stay with me stay with me Cause tonight youre gonna stay with me STILL GOT THE BLUES FOR YOU Used to be so easy to give my heart away But I've found out the hard way There's a price you have to pay I've found out that love is no friend of mine I should have known time after time So long it was so long ago But I've still got the blues for you Used to be so easy to fall in love again But I've found out the hard way It's a road that leads to pain I've found out that love was more than just a game You're playing to win but you lose just the same So long it was so long ago But I've still got the blues for you So many years since I've seen your face Here in my heart there's an empty space You used to be So long it was so long ago But I've still got the blues for you Though the days come and go There is one thing I know I've still got the blues for you STOP MESSING AROUND Oh baby please stop messing 'round You're messing 'round with my heart Oh baby please stop messing 'round You're messing 'round with my heart And if you don't stop messing baby Pretty soon we're gonna have to part Oh baby please stop messing 'round You're messing 'round all the time Oh baby please stop messing 'round You're messing 'round all the time And if you don't stop messing baby You're gonna be somebody elses baby not mine Squeeze me baby 'till my face turns cherry red Roll me so hard that I fall right out of bed Please stop messin' 'round You're messing' 'round all the time And if you don't stop messing baby You're gonna be somebody elses baby not mine Squeeze me baby 'till my face turns cherry red Roll me so hard that I fall right out of bed Please stop messin' 'round You're messing' 'round all the time And if you don't stop messing baby You're gonna be somebody elses baby not mine STREET FIGHTING MAN Everywhere I hear the sound of marching charging feet boy Cause summer's here and the time is right for fighting in the street boy What can a poor boy do but to sing for a rock and roll band Cause in sleepy London town there's just no place for a street fighting man no Hey think the time is right for palace revolution Cause where I live the games we play aren't finding a solution Well what can a poor boy do but to sing for a rock and roll band Cause in sleepy London town there's just no place for a street fighting man no Hey so the name of god is terrible I'll shout and scream I'll kill the gang I'll rail them all in circles Well what can a poor boy do but to sing for a rock and roll band Cause in sleepy London town there's just no place for a street fighting man no STREETS OF LONDON Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, Kicking in the papers with his worn out shoes ? In his eyes you see no pride, Hands held loosely by his side Yesterday's paper, telling yesterday's news. So, how can you tell me, you're lonely, And say for you that sun don't shine ? Let me take you by the hand, And lead you through the streets of London. I'll show you something to make you change your mind. Have you seen the old girl, who walks the streets of London, Dirt in her hair, and her clothes in rags ? She's no time for talking, She just keeps right on walking, Carrying her home in two carrier bags. So, how can you tell me, you're lonely, And say for you that sun don't shine ? Let me take you by the hand, And lead you through the streets of London. I'll show you something to make you change your mind. In the all-night cafe, at quarter past eleven, Same old men are sitting there on his own. Looking at the world over the rim of his tea-cup. Each tea lasts an hour, and he wanders home alone. So, how can you tell me, you're lonely, And say for you that sun don't shine ? Let me take you by the hand, And lead you through the streets of London. I'll show you something to make you change your mind. Have you seen the old man outside the seaman's mission, Memory fading with the medal ribbons that he wears ? In our winter city, the rain cries a little pity For one more forgotten hero, and a world that doesn't care. So, how can you tell me, you're lonely, And say for you that sun don't shine ? Let me take you by the hand, And lead you through the streets of London. I'll show you something to make you change your mind. STRIKE THE BELL LANDLORD In our local boozer hear the rafters ring Everybody's gathered there and just to have a sing The atmosphere is warming up the choruses are prime Then the landlord rings his little bell and calls out time Strike the bell landlord serve another round Such a thirsty crowd as this is seldom to be found To break such jovial company would surely be a sin So strike the bell and shut the door and lock us all in Tom over there's chatting up a girl with class She's drinking double vodkas and it's costing him all his brass She's very understanding when she gets a little tight Just another two or three and he'll be set up for the night Strike the bell landlord serve another round Such a thirsty crowd as this is seldom to be found To break such jovial company would surely be a sin So strike the bell and shut the door and lock us all in Jim in the corner has been drinking very hard But everything he's had tonight he's left out in the yard He's got nothing left to show for all he's had to pay It's only fair that he should have some more before he goes away Strike the bell landlord serve another round Such a thirsty crowd as this is seldom to be found To break such jovial company would surely be a sin So strike the bell and shut the door and lock us all in I have to admit I've had a drop or two myself My vision's kind of fuzzy and my legs aren't working well If a copper stopped my car me breath would set his bag alight So keep death off the road and let me stay all night Strike the bell landlord serve another round Such a thirsty crowd as this is seldom to be found To break such jovial company would surely be a sin So strike the bell and shut the door and lock us all in Here comes our local copper a creeping up so sly His beat is hot and dusty and he's looking very dry Underneath that uniform he's just like me and you So stuff a tankard in his fist and lock him in too Strike the bell landlord serve another round Such a thirsty crowd as this is seldom to be found To break such jovial company would surely be a sin So strike the bell and shut the door and lock us all in Landlord if you'll be our friend and if you'll let us stay We'll keep your till a ringing till the dawning of the day The more we drink the more we sing and singing makes us dry We'll drink the moon to bed and drink the sun into the sky Strike the bell landlord serve another round Such a thirsty crowd as this is seldom to be found To break such jovial company would surely be a sin So strike the bell and shut the door and lock us all in STRIKE THE BELL SECOND MATE Aft on the poop deck and walking all about There stands the second mate so steady and so stout What he is a thinking of he doesnt know himself But were wishing he would hurry up and strike strike the bell Strike the bell second mate let us go below Look well to windward you can see its going to blow Look at your glass you can see that it has fell Oh we wish that you would hurry up and strike strike the bell Down on the main deck and working at the pumps There is the larboard watch whore longing for their bunks Looking up to windward they can see a mighty swell And theyre wishing that the second mate would strike strike the bell Strike the bell second mate let us go below Look well to windward you can see its going to blow Look at your glass you can see that it has fell Oh we wish that you would hurry up and strike strike the bell Aft at the wheel poor Anderson he stands Grasping at the spokes with his cold mittened hands Looking at the compass the course is clear as hell And hes wishing that the second mate would strike strike the bell Strike the bell second mate let us go below Look well to windward you can see its going to blow Look at your glass you can see that it has fell Oh we wish that you would hurry up and strike strike the bell Forad on the focastle head and keeping sharp lookout There is Johnny standing and hes waiting for to shout All lights burning bright sir and everything is well But hes wishing that the second mate would strike strike the bell Strike the bell second mate let us go below Look well to windward you can see its going to blow Look at your glass you can see that it has fell Oh we wish that you would hurry up and strike strike the bell Down on the main deck our gallant captain stands Looking out to windward with his glasses in his hand What he is a thinking of we know very well Hes thinking more of shortening sails than strike strike the bell Strike the bell second mate let us go below Look well to windward you can see its going to blow Look at your glass you can see that it has fell Oh we wish that you would hurry up and strike strike the bell STUCK IN THIS OLD CITY NOW Stuck in this old city now where living aint no fun Where steel and glass and concrete cancel out the wind and sun And Im thinking of last winter now when we walked hand in hand In the trails of the Colorado Rockies The wind sang us a lullaby the snow was thick as cream And icicles were chandeliers like crystals in a dream And the streams were strips of diamonds and the hills were white as snow And a bear ate all our soya beans in the night Oh Colorados calling me From her hillsides and her rivers and her mesas and her trees When blizzards snapped the power lines and all the toilets freeze In December in the Colorado rockies We had time and space and freedom we had love and peace to spare Though we ran out of things to smoke and say and eat and wear And the morning of the avalanche a yeti kidnapped Blanche Took her to his cave up in the rockies Oh Colorados calling me (Hey you !) From her glaciers and her canyons and her badlands and ravines And infectious hepatitis was all that came to stay In January in the Colorado rockies The baby didnt die until we burned up all our wood Considering we ate her raw she tasted pretty good And the Fascist health inspectors dug us out and mailed us home Except for Blanche who wouldnt leave her man Oh Colorados calling me From her mountains and her rivers and her meadows and her trees They tell me Ill be cured soon thawed and ready to return When its April in the Colorado rockies STUCK WITH YOU We've had some fun, guess we've had our ups and downs Been down that rocky road but here we are still around We thought about someone else but neither one took the bait We thought about breaking up but now we know it's much too late We are bound by all the rest thats the same for another With all the same friends and all the same address Yes it's true I am happy to be stuck with you Yes it's true I'm so happy to be stuck with you 'Cause I can see that you're happy to be stuck with me We've had our doubts we never took them seriously And we've had our ins and outs but that's the way it's meant to be We thought about giving up but we could never stay away We thought about breaking up but now we know it's much too late And it's love made history if we change our minds Eventually it's up to you and me Yes it's true I am happy to be stuck with you Yes it's true I'm so happy to be stuck with you 'Cause I can see that you're happy to be stuck with me We are bound by all the rest thats the same for another With all the same friends and all the same address Yes it's true I am happy to be stuck with you Yes it's true I'm so happy to be stuck with you 'Cause I can see that you're happy to be stuck with me I'm so happy to be stuck with you I'm so happy to be stuck with you SUBSTITUTE You think we look pretty good together You think my shoes are made of leather But Im a substitute for another guy I look pretty tall but my heels are high The simple things you see are all complicated I look pretty young but Im just backdated yeah Substitute your lies for fact I see right through your plastic Mac I look all white but my dad was black My fancy suits really made out of sack I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth The north side of my town east isnt east it was facing south Now you dare to look me in the eye Those crocodile tears are what you cry But Ill tell you one problem you wont try To work it out at all just pass it by, pass it by Substitute me for him Substitute my coat for Jim Substitute you for my mum At least Ill get my washing done Im a substitute for another guy I look pretty tall but my heels are high The simple things you see are all complicated I look pretty young but Im just backdated yeah I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth The north side of my town east isnt east it was facing south And now you dare to look me in the eye Those crocodile tears are what you cry But its a genuine problem you wont try To work it out at all just pass it by, pass it by Substitute me for him Substitute my coat for Jim Substitute you for my mum At least Ill get my washing done Substitute your lies for fact I see right through your plastic Mac I look all white but my dad was black My fancy suits really made out of sack SULTANS OF SWING You get a shiver in the dark, its a raining in the park, meantime South of the river you stop and you hold everything A band is blowing Dixie double four time You feel all right when you hear the music ring Well you step inside but you dont see too many faces Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down Too much competition in other places But the horns theyre blowing that sound Way on down South, way on down South, London town Check out Guitar George he knows all the chords Man its strictly rhythm he doesnt want to make it cry or sing And an old guitar is all he can afford When he gets up under the lights to play his thing But Harry doesnt mind if he doesnt make the scene Hes got a daytime job, hes doing all right He can play the honky-tonk like anything Saving it up for Friday night With the Sultans, with the Sultans of Swing In the crowded young bars theyre fooling about in the corner Dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles They dont give a damn about any trumpet playing band Its not what they call rock and roll And the Sultans, yeah the Sultans play Creole And than the man steps right up to the microphone He says at last just as the time bell rings Goodnight, and its time to go home But he makes it fast with one more thing We are the Sultans, we are the Sultans of Swing SUMMER LIGHTNING Come over here, come on sit down beside me Closer now, come on put your arms, put your arms around me Have you had a bad day too, and I feel the same as you Come on sit down Its just when I get mad I end up saying things If I thought about I would never say And I think that you already know that But Ill say it anyway, Ill say it anyway Dont let the sun go down the two of us still fighting Its not a storm at all no its only summer, only summer lightning And weve still got the night so theres time to put it right Lets go to bed SUMMERTIME Summertime and the living is easy Fish are jumping and the cotton is high Your daddys rich and your mammas good looking So hush little baby dont you cry One of these days youre gonna rise up singing Youll spread your wings and youll fly away But till then theres nobody can harm you With your mamma and papa standing close by Summertime and the living is easy Fish are jumping and the cotton is high Your daddys rich and your mammas good looking So hush little baby dont you cry One of these days youre gonna rise up singing Youll spread your wings and youll fly away But till then theres nobody can harm you With your mamma and papa standing close by SUNNY AFTERNOON The taxmans taken all my dough And left me in my stately home Lazing on a sunny afternoon And I cant sail my yacht hes taken everything Ive got Lazing on a sunny afternoon Save me save me save me from this squeeze Ive got a big fat mama trying to break me And I love to live so pleasantly Love this life of luxury Lazing on a sunny afternoon In Summertime, in Summertime, in Summertime My girlfriends gone off with my car And gone back to her ma and pa Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty Now Im sitting here Sipping at my ice cold beer Lazing on a sunny afternoon Help me help me help me sail away You give me two good reasons why I ought to stay Cause I love to live so pleasantly Love this life of luxury Lazing on a sunny afternoon In Summertime, in Summertime, in Summertime Save me save me save me from this squeeze Ive got a big fat mama trying to break me And I love to live so pleasantly Love this life of luxury Lazing on a sunny afternoon In Summertime, in Summertime, in Summertime SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE It's getting near dawn When lights close a tired eye I'll soon be with you my love Give you my dull surprise I'll be with you darling soon Be with you when the stars start falling I've been waiting for so long To be where I'm going In the sunshine of your love I'm with you my love The light shining down on you Yes I'm with you my love It's the morning and just we two I'll stay with you darling now Stay with you till my seas are dried up I've been waiting for so long To be where I'm going In the sunshine of your love I've been waiting for so long To be where I'm going In the sunshine of your love SUSIE Q Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q I love you Susie Q I like the way you walk I like the way you talk I like the way you walk I like the way you talk Susie Q Well say that you'll be true Well say that you'll be true Well say that you'll be true And never leave me blue Susie Q Well say that you'll be mine Well say that you'll be mine Well say that you'll be mine Baby all the time Susie Q Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q Baby I love you Susie Q I like the way you walk I like the way you talk I like the way you walk I like the way you talk Susie Q Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q Baby I love you Susie Q SWEET HOME ALABAMA Big wheels keep on turning Carrying me home as soon they can Singing songs about the southway I miss that old band once again Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her Well, I heard old Neil put it down Well, I hope Neil Young will remember Several men don't need him around Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm coming home to you In Birmingham they robbed the governor (Prouh-prouh-prouh) Now, we all did what we had to do Now, Watergate doesn't bother me Does your conscience bother you Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm coming home to you Now muscle shovellers got the swampers They did in the summer too Lord, they give me oh so much They picked me up when I was blue Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm coming home to you SWEET JEAN VINCENT Blue Jean man Skinny white sailor the chances were slender the beauties were brief Shall I mourn your decline with some thunderbird wine and a black handkerchief I miss your sad but genial whisper I miss the voice that called my heart Sweet Jean Vincent young and old and gone sweet Jean Vincent Who who whos that John White face black shirt white socks black shoes black hair white strap bled white dyed black Sweet Jean Vincent the blue caps road to love At the surf club ball in the uniform bopping their delight With the bob tail bandage and an uncanny act shes the one with the flowing feet You can wave her fringe back to the sick or frees the beat is incomplete And the jumpered honey in the dungarees tough sweater and the ponytail If you guess her age when she comes back stage the loony knobs bite their nails Black gloves white frost black crepe white lead white sheet black night jet black deadly white Sweet Jean Vincent theres one in every town And the dirt boy drives till the hearse arrives and laid that frisker down Sweet Jean Vincent theres nowhere left to hide With lazy skin and ashtray eyes and perforated pride So with the well met gel in the public hotel youre bound to modify When the leads still out in the leak house shout youd better get out your gold SWEET LITTLE ROCK AND ROLLER Only nine years old and sweet as she can be All dressed up like a downtown Christmas tree Dancing and humming a rock and roll melody Shes the daughter of a well respected man Who taught her how to judge and understand Since she became a rock and roll music fan Talking bout sweet little rock and roller Sweet little rock and roller Her daddy dont have to scold her Her partner cant hardly hold her She never gets any older Sweet little rock and roller Should have see her eyes when the band began to play And the famous singer he sang and bowed away When the star performs she screamed and yelled hooray Ten thousand eyes were watching him leave the floor Five thousand tongues were screaming more, more About fifteen hundred of them waiting outside the door Shes a sweet little rock and roller Sweet little rock and roller Her daddy dont have to scold her She never gets any older Her partner cant hardly hold her Shes a sweet little rock and roller Shes a sweet little rock and roller Sweet little rock and roller Her daddy dont have to scold her She never gets any older Her partner cant hardly hold her Shes a sweet little rock and roller SWEET LITTLE SIXTEEN They're really rocking in Boston Pittsburgh PA Deep in the heart of Texas around the 'Frisco bay All over Saint Louis way down in New Orleans All the cats are gonna dance with sweet little sixteen Sweet little sixteen she just got to have About a half a million framed autographs Her albums filled with pictures she gets them one by one She gets so excited won't you look at her run Oh mummy mummy please may I go Such a sight to see somebody steal a show Oh daddy daddy I beg of you Whisper to daddy it's all right with you Sweet little sixteen she's got them grown up blues Tight dresses and lipstick she's sporting high heeled shoes But tomorrow morning she'll have to change her trend Be sweet sixteen go back to class again They're really rocking on bandstands Philadelphia PA Deep in the heart of Texas around the 'Frisco bay All over Saint Louis and down in New Orleans All the cats are gonna dance with sweet little sixteen SWEET MYSTERY One of these days Im gonna do it right Take her out to dine by candlelight Rent a suit and give my shoes a shine And talk about nothing over a glass or two of expensive ... One of these days Im gonna do it right Get to her door and just say goodnight Even if she asks me to come on in Ill make myself say no so I can call again But babe I really like you Theres nothing wrong with you oh no I said baby there is nothing that is wrong with me Ive just got to have you for my sweet mystery Sweet mystery, sweet mystery Nothing wrong with you, nothing wrong with me Cant you see how groovy it could be If youd agree to be my sweet mystery One of these days Im gonna do it right Send her flowers and ask her out tomorrow night Find a little place where maybe we can dance And build it up slowly for the big romance One of these days Im gonna do it right If I dont get stoned in the candle light Not get to her door and scream now you let me in Cause if she said yes itd be the same old thing But babe I really like you Theres nothing wrong with you oh no I said baby there is nothing that is wrong with me Ive just got to have you for my sweet mystery Sweet mystery, sweet mystery Nothing wrong with you, nothing wrong with me Cant you see how groovy it could be If youd agree to be my sweet mystery SWEET TRANSVESTITE How d'you do I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by it's cover I'm not much of a man by the light of the day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania Let me show you around and maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your 'phone We're both in a bit of a hurry We'll just say where we are And then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry Well you got caught with a flat Well how about that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem all right I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania Why don't you stop for the night And maybe a bite I could show you my favourite obsession I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tensions I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with anticipation But maybe the rain is really to blame So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom TAKE IT EASY Well I'm running down the road tryin' to loosen my load I've got seven women on my mind Four that want to own me two that want to stone me One says she's a friend of mine Take it easy take it easy Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy Lighten up while you still can don't even try to understand Just find a place to make your stand take it easy Well I'm standing on a corner in Wilmslow Arizona Such a fine sight to see It's a girl my lord in a flat Bedford Slowing down to take a look at me Come on baby don't say maybe I've got to know if your sweet love is going to save me We may lose and we may win but we will never be here again So open up I'm climbing in take it easy Well I'm running down the road tryin' to loosen my load I've got a world of troubles on my mind Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover She's so hard to find Take it easy Come on baby dont say maybe I've got to know if your sweet love is going to save me Oh we've got it easy We ought ta take it easy TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT All alone at the end of the evening And the bright lights have faded to blue I was thinking bout a woman who might have loved me, And I never knew You know Ive always been a dreamer spent my life running round And its so hard to change cant seem to settle down But the dreams Ive seen lately Keep on turning out and burning out And turning out the same So put me on a highway and show me a sign And take it to the limit one more time You can spend all your time making money You can spend all your love making time If it all feel to pieces tomorrow Would you still be mine? And when youre looking for your freedom nobody seems to care And you cant find the door cant find it anywhere When theres nothing to believe in Still youre coming back, youre running back Youre coming back for more So put me on a highway and show me a sign And take it to the limit one more time Take it to the limit, take it to the limit Take it to the limit one more time Take it to the limit, take it to the limit Take it to the limit one more time Take it to the limit, take it to the limit Take it to the limit one more time Take it to the limit, take it to the limit Take it to the limit one more time Take it to the limit, take it to the limit Take it to the limit one more time TASTE AND TRY BEFORE YOU BUY My mother told me when I was young Some people try to con you son Youve got to separate the truth from the lie Taste and try before you buy The army say now sign on for five The army give you a real mans life You know I dont dig that army jive Taste and try before you buy My woman looks at me, my woman said Go pack your things boy and get outta my bed Five long years now you still aint do me right Taste and try before you buy This is my philosophy It may not suit you but it sure suits me Youve got to live before you die Taste and try before you buy THE TAXMAN The other day I had a little problem I found another taxman at my door Eh you know the kind of feeling this arouses So I done what I've done many times before I asked him very nicely if he'd like to step this way And have a cup of coffee and a bun Then I hit him with a shovel and I stuffed him in the cupboard With the coal sacks and I turned around and sung Oh what shall I do with the taxmen in the cupboard Mother Hubbard had a cupboard it were bare But I've got thirteen and another one just come D'you think it's something that I should declare Im not raving, Im just saving, on my income tax, Im waiving Regulations that would quickly strip me bare So what shall I do with the taxmen in the cupboard What shall I do with them there The other day I went down to a post office And I said I know it's really not the norm But I've got a load of bodies I want shifting I wonder if youve got the proper form They said we're very sorry but we'll have to disappoint We just can't undertake that kind of thing I think they thought that I were barmy they said the salvation army May be the people that you ought to ring So what shall I do with the taxmen in the cupboard I ask them but they only sit and stare Now I've got thirty-two with another turning blue Since I stuck a little poker through his hair Im not raving, Im just saving, on my income tax, Im waiving Regulations that would quickly strip me bare So what shall I do with the taxmen in the cupboard What shall I do with them there TEABAG IN MY COFFEE Intro: Darling, Im 500 miles from home, I stopped over at this lonely motel and had me forty seven beers at the bar, and then, darling I staggered up to my lonely room and I yodelled all over the floor, and darling, as I looked down, my thoughts turned to you .... Youre the teabag in my coffee, youre the strychnine in my tea Youre the water in my petrol, Im so glad you picked on me I love everything about you, from your head down to your toes From the pimples on your legs dear, to the warts upon your nose Youre the dog-end in my ashtray, I can say without regret Youre the droppings in my bird cage, I wish youd go and see a vet Youre the fuse gone in my meter, you look just like a Whitehouse farce Youre a very noisy eater, youre a pain in the leg Youre the abscess on my molars, guess youll always be a runt When I see you in your rollers, cant tell your backside from your front Youre the gas bill every quarter, youre inflation at its worst I can say I love you dearly, like a boil that just wont burst Guess Ill head for new horizons, guess Ill walk right out the door But I keep going round in circles, you nailed my left foot to the floor Youre the nail stuck in my spare tyre, you put my head into a whirl Youre the greenfly on my roses, how I wish youd been a girl TEAR THEM DOWN Councillors, magistrates, men of renown Who needs to live in a dirty old town Yes come on tear it down Who needs the trees and the flowers to grow We can have a motorway with motorway dough I know, I know, I know theyve got to go Tear them down mess them round Bury them deep under the ground And if you ever have a sleepless night Just count out your money itll be all right All right Politicians, planners go look what youve done Your madness is making a machine of everyone But one day the machine might turn on Well tear you down mess you round Bury you deep under the ground And well dance on your graves till the flowers return And the trees tell us secrets that took ages to learn Well tear you down mess you round Bury you deep under the ground And well dance on your graves till the flowers return And the trees tell us secrets that took ages to learn Well tear you down TELL HER ABOUT IT Listen boy I don't want to see you let a good thing slip away You know I don't like watching anybody make the same mistakes I made She's a real nice girl and she's always there for you But a nice girl wouldn't tell you what you should do Listen boy I'm sure that you think you got it all under control You don't want somebody telling you the way to stay in someone's soul You're a big boy now and you'll never let her go But that's just the kind of thing she ought to know Tell her about it tell her everything you feel Give her every reason to accept that you're for real Tell her about it tell her all your crazy dreams Let her know you need her let her know how much she means Listen boy it's not automatically a certain guarantee To insure yourself you've got to provide communication constantly When you love someone you're always insecure And there's only one good way to reassure Tell her about it let her know how much you care When she can't be with you tell her you wish you were there Tell her about it every day before you leave Pay her some attention give her something to believe Cause now and then she'll get to worrying Just because you haven't spoken for so long And though you may not have done anything Will that be a consolation when she's gone Listen boy it's good information from a man who's made mistakes Just a word or two that she gets from you could be the difference that it makes She's a trusting soul and she's put her trust in you But a girl like that won't tell you what you should do Tell her about it tell her everything you feel Give her every reason to accept that you're for real Tell her about it tell her all your crazy dreams Let her know you need her let her know how much she means Tell her about it tell her how you feel right now Just tell her about it the girl don't want to wait too long You got to tell her about it tell her now and you won't go wrong You got to tell her about it before it gets too late Tell her about it you know the girl don't want to wait Tell her about it TELL IT LIKE IT IS If you want something to play with Go and find yourself a toy Baby my time is to expensive And I'm not your little boy If you are serious don't play with my heart it makes me furious But if you want me to love you then baby I will Yeah you know I will Tell it like it is don't be ashamed Let your conscience be your guide But I know deep down inside of me I believe you love me forget your foolish pride Life is too short to have sorrow You might be here today and gone tomorrow You might as well get what you want So leave me girl go and leave Tell it like it is don't be ashamed Let your conscience be your guide But I know deep down inside of me I believe you love me forget your foolish pride Tell it like it is don't be ashamed Let your conscience be your guide But I know deep down inside of me I believe you love me forget your foolish pride TEQUILA SUNRISE It's another tequila sunrise Stirring slowly 'cross the sky Said goodbye He was just a hired hand Working on the dreams he'd planned to try The days go by Every night when the sun goes down Just another lonely boy in town And she's out running round She wasn't just another woman And I couldn't keep from coming on Been so long Woh and it's a hollow feeling When it comes down to dealing friends It never ends Take another shot of courage Wonder why the fireworks never come You just get numb It's another tequila sunrise This old world still looks the same Another frame TEXAS STRUT Let me tell you about the Texas blues I went down south to Dallas to hear those cowboys wail Came across that Feelie Gibbons found out all that she is a trail I just can't lose with the Texas beat Said I just can't lose with that Texas blues the Texas blues Found myself in double trouble when I saw that Texas flood Stevie said that sky is crying silver Stetsons in his blood I just can't lose with the Texas beat Said I just can't lose with that Texas blues the Texas blues I heard that Houston twister well he could run you off the tracks When I faced that cold cold feeling you get the shivers down your back I just can't lose with the Texas blues Said I just can't lose with that Texas blues the Texas blues Well I'm a going back to Dallas won't be waiting for no bus Find it hard down to the sunset you won't see my feet for dust I just can't lose with the Texas blues Said I just can't lose with that Texas blues Said I just can't lose with that Texas blues Said I just can't lose with that Texas blues Said I just can't lose with that Texas blues the Texas blues the Texas blues Said I just can't lose with that Texas blues the Texas blues THATS WHY IM SO RICH My manager he promised to make me a star He wears a diamond ring, smokes a big cigar I see him riding round town in a big black car I said I need a lift are you going far Then he tells me All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more Thats why Im so rich and youre so poor He said I got you a tour of the USA And two lovely ladies along the way Before you know it youll soon be a household name But when I ask how much they are willing to pay All he tells me All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more Thats why Im so rich and youre so poor Oh ho Thats why Im so rich and youre so poor Now that Im top of the charts and on T.V. You might think Im rich but pity me When I phone up to ask for my royalties There is only a voice on the answering machine I hear him tell me All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more Thats why Im so rich and youre so poor All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more All my life I give you nothing still you ask for more Thats why Im so rich and youre so poor Oh ho Thats why Im so rich and youre so poor THEME FROM AN IMAGINARY WESTERN When the wagons leave the city For the forest and further on Painted wagons of the morning Dusty roads where they have gone Sometimes travelling through the darkness Met the Summer coming home Fallen faces by the wayside Looked as if they might have known Oh the sun was in their eye And the days with the trials In a country town Where the laughter sounds Oh the dancing and the singing Oh the music when they played Oh the fires that they started Oh the girls with no regrets Sometimes they found it sometimes they kept it Often they lost it along the way For each other to possess it Sometimes ride inside of day Oh the sun was in their eye And the days with the trials In a country town Where the laughter sounds Oh the sun was in their eye And the days with the trials In a country town Where the laughter sounds THERE'S A LIGHT OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE In the velvet darkness of the blackest night Looming bright there's a guiding star No matter what or who you are There's a light over at the Frankenstein place There's a light burning in the fireplace There's a light light in the darkness of everybody's life Darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming Flow Morpheus slow let the sun and light come streaming Into my life into my life There's a light over at the Frankenstein place There's a light burning in the fireplace There's a light light in the darkness of everybody's life THIRTY-NINE In the year of thirty-nine assembled here the volunteers In the days when lands were few Said the ship roved out on a blue and sunny morn Sweetest sight ever seen And the nights they followed day and the storytellers say That the score brave souls inside Sailed out for many years way across the milky sea Neer looked back never feared never cried Dont you hear my call though youre many years away Dont you hear me calling you Write your letters in the sand for the day I take your hand In the land that our grandchildren knew In the year of thirty-nine came a ship in from the blue Volunteers came home that day And they bring good news of a world so newly born But their hearts so heavily weigh For the Earth is old and grey little darling well away But my love this cannot be For so many years have gone though Im older but a year Your mothers eyes from your eyes cry to me Dont you hear my call though youre many years away Dont you hear me calling you Write your letters in the sand for the day I take your hand In the land that our grandchildren knew Dont you hear my call though youre many years away Dont you hear me calling you All your letters in the sand cannot heal me like your hand For my life ahead pity me THOSE WERE THE DAYS Once upon a time there was a tavern Where we used to raise a glass or two Remember how we laughed away the hours And dreamed of all the great things we would do Those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the live we choose we'd fight and never lose For we were young and sure to have our way La la la la la la, la la la la la la Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days Then the busy years went rushing by us We lost our starry notions on the way If by chance I'd see you in the tavern We'd smile at one another and we'd say Those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the live we choose we'd fight and never lose For we were young and sure to have our way La la la la la la, la la la la la la Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days Just tonight I stood before that tavern Nothing seemed the way it used to be In the glass I saw a strange reflection Was this lonely fellow really me Those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the live we choose we'd fight and never lose For we were young and sure to have our way La la la la la la, la la la la la la Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days through the door there came familiar laughter I saw you face and heard you call my name Oh my friend, we're older but no wiser For in our hearts the dreams are still the same Those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the live we choose we'd fight and never lose For we were young and sure to have our way La la la la la la, la la la la la la Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days THREE TIMES A LADY Thanks for the times that youve given me The memories are all in my mind And now that weve come to the end of our rainbow Theres something I must say out loud Youre once twice three times a lady And I love you Yes youre once twice three times a lady And I love you I love you (Youve shared my dreams my joys my pains) (Youve made my life worth living for) (And if I had to live my life over again dear) (Id spend each and every moment with you) (Youre once twice three times a lady) (And I love you) (Youre once twice three times a lady) (And I love you I love you) When we are together the moments I cherish With every beat of my heart To touch you to hold you to feel you to need you Theres nothing to keep us apart Youre once twice three times a lady And I love you I love you TIE YOUR MOTHER DOWN Get your party gown and get your pigtail down And get your heart beating baby Got my timing right and got my act all tight Its got to be tonight my little school babe Your mother says you dont And your daddy says you wont And Im boiling up inside Aint no way Im gonna lose out this time Tie your mother down, tie your mother down Lock your daddy out of doors I dont need him nosing around Tie your mother down, tie your mother down Give me all your love tonight Youre such a dirty louse go get outta my house Thats all I ever get from your family ties In fact I dont think I ever heard a single little civil word From those guys I dont give a light Im gonna make out all right Ive got a sweetheart hand to put a stop To all that sniping and grousing Tie your mother down, tie your mother down Take your little brother swimming With a brick thats all right Tie your mother down, tie your mother down Or you aint no friend of mine Your momma and your daddy gonna plague me till I die I cant understand it cause Im a peace loving guy Tie your mother down, tie your mother down Get that big big big big big daddy out the door Tie your mother down, tie your mother down Give me all your love tonight TIME AFTER TIME Lying in my bed I hear the clock ticks I thing of you All the things circled, confusion is nothing new Flashed that warm night almost left behind Suitcase so left me Time after sometimes you pictured me Im walking to find a hope, youre calling to me I cant hear what youve said Then you said go slow, I fall behind The second hand done right If youre lost you can look, and you will find me time after time If you fall I will catch you Ill be waiting, time after time If youre lost you can look, and you will find me time after time If you fall I will catch you Ill be waiting, time after time Ive done my pictured face And darkness has turned to climb Watch you through the window Youre wondering its fine, O.K. Scene left, stone left from deep inside If youre a big sound of time If youre lost you can look, and you will find me time after time If you fall I will catch you Ill be waiting, time after time The second hand done right If youre lost you can look, and you will find me time after time If you fall I will catch you Ill be waiting, time after time TIME IS ON MY SIDE Time is on my side oh yes it is I said time is on my side oh yes it is Now you always say That you wanna be free But you come running back You come running back You come running back to me Time is on my side oh yes it is I said time is on my side oh yes it is You're searching for good times But just wait and see You'll come runnin' back You'll come runnin' back You'll come runnin' back to me Girl girl go on I said go ahead a lot of the time And baby do anything your heart desires Remember I'll be around But I know I know like I told you so many times before That you are gonna turn back Yeah you're gonna come back one of these days Gonna hammer right on my door Time is on my side oh yes it is I said time is on my side oh yes it is Cause I've got the real love The kind that you need You'll come runnin' back You'll come runnin' back You'll come runnin' back to me Yes time time time is on my side oh yes it is I said time is on my side oh yes it is I said time time time is on my side oh yes it is I said time is on my side oh yes it is TIME WARP It's astounding time is fleeting Madness takes it's toll But listen closely Not for very much longer I've got to keep control I remember doing the time warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me And the voice would be calling Let's do the time warp again It's just a jump to the left and a step to the right Put your hand on your hips and bring your knees in tight It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane Let's do the time warp again It's so dreamy Oh fantasy free me Till you can't see me no not at all In another dimension With voyeuristic intention Well secluded I see all With a bit of a mind flip You're into a time slip And nothing can ever be the same You're spaced out on sensation Like you're under sedation Let's do the time warp again It's just a jump to the left and a step to the right Put your hand on your hips and bring your knees in tight It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane Let's do the time warp again Well I was walking down the street just a having a think When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He looked me up he took me by surprise He had a pickup truck and the devils eyes He stared at me and I felt the change Time meant nothing after what I gained Let's do the time warp again It's just a jump to the left and a step to the right Put your hand on your hips and bring your knees in tight It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane Let's do the time warp again THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGING Come gather around people wherever you roam And admit that the waters around you have grown And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you is worth saving Then you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changing Come writers and critics, who prophecies with your pen And keep your eyes wide the change won't come again And don't speak too soon for the wheel's still in spin And there's no telling who that is naming For the loser now will be later to win For the times they are a-changing Come senators, congressmen, please heed the call Don't stand in the doorway, don't block up the hall For he that gets hurt will be he who has stalled There's a battle outside and it's raging It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls For the times they are a-changing Come mothers and fathers throughout the land And don't criticise what you don't understand Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command Your old road is ripply again Please get out of the new one if you can't lend your hand For the times they are a-changing The line it is drawn the curse it is cast The slow one now will later be fast As the present now will later be past The order is rapidly fading And the first one now will later be last For the times they are a-changing TO ALTHEA FROM PRISON When love with unconfined wings hovers within my gates And my divine Althea brings to whisper at my grates When thy light angled in her hair and fettered with her eye Birds that wanton in the air know no such liberty When flowing cups run swiftly round with no allay intends Our careless heads with roses crowned our hearts with royal flames When thirsty grief in wine we steep when healths and draughts run free Fishes that tickle in the deep know no such liberty Stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage Minds innocent and quiet take that as a hermitage If I have freedom in my love and in my soul am free Angels alone that soar above enjoy such liberty TO BE A FARMERS BOY The sun had set behind yon hill across the dreary moor Weary and lame a poor boy came unto a farmers door Can you tell me if here it be that I can find employ To plough and sow to reap and mow And be a farmers boy and be a farmers boy My fathers dead my mothers left with children great and small And what is worse for mother still Im the oldest of them all Though small I be though Ill work hard if you would me employ To plough and sow to reap and mow And be a farmers boy and be a farmers boy And if you will not me employ one favour I must ask To shelter me till break of day from this cold winters blast At break of day away Ill go elsewhere to seek employ To plough and sow to reap and mow And be a farmers boy and be a farmers boy Come try the lad the mistress said let him no further seek Oh father do the daughter cried as the tears rolled down her cheek A man thatll work is hard to find so father him employ Dont turn him away but let him stay And be a farmers boy and be a farmers boy As time the lad became a man and the good old farmer died Leaving the lad the farm he had and his daughter for his bride The lad that was a man now is oft smiles as he thinks with joy And he blesses that day he came that way To be a farmers boy and be a farmers boy TO KNOW HER IS TO LOVE HER To know know know her Is to love love love her Just to see her smile Makes my life worthwhile To know know know her Is to love love love her And I do and I do and I do Ill be good to her Ill bring love to her Everyone says therell come a day When Ill walk alongside of her Oh yes yes to know know know her Is to love love love her And I do and I do and I do Why cant she see me How blind can she be Someday shell see That she belongs to me To know know know her Is to love love love her Just to see her smile Makes my life worthwhile To know know know her Is to love love love her And I do and I do and I do TO LOVE SOMEBODY Theres a light a certain kind of light That never shone on me I want my life to be lived with you Lived with you Theres a way everybody say To do each and every little thing But what does it bring If I aint got you aint got you baby You dont know what its like You dont know what its like To love somebody to love somebody The way I love you In my brain I see your face again I know my frame of mind You aint got to be so blind And Im blind so so so very blind Im a man cant you see what I am I live and I breathe for you But what good does it do When I aint got you, aint got you baby You dont know what its like You dont know what its like To love somebody to love somebody The way I love you TOO TIRED I lay down last night too tired to wake I had a chill this morning too tired to shake I got a good poker hand too tired to win I hear my baby knocking too tired to let her in I'm tired yeah yeah yeah I'm tired Too tired too tired for anything I'm too tired to walk too tired to run I can hear my baby calling too tired too tired I'm tired yes I'm tired I'm tired too tired for anything I'm tired of prosperity I'm tired of luck I'm sitting on a pin I'm too tired to get up I'm tired I declare I'm tired Too tired too tired for anything THE TORTOISE He was just a lonely tortoise looking for a home His little feet were blistered With the miles he had to roam I found him in a pet shop On his cheek there was a tear On his little back was painted Five new pence to clear Hes a faithful friend the tortoise and hell love you to the end And youll never need a person With a tortoise for a friend I took him from that pet shop Tied to a piece of string He was happy in his freedom You know I think I heard him sing Then I took him to my sports car Wed twenty miles to go I tied him to the bumper He was grateful for the tow In the winter we would hibernate We would both retire And if he ever got too cold Id stick him on the fire In the summer at the swimming pool I was so proud of him I threw him in, he often sank You know I dont think he could swim Then came that day as come it may To creatures great and small A drunken driver hit my friend And he went to the wall All I found here and there Were little bits of shell So I made them into plectrums And friends I knew this plectrum well TRAIN IN G I know youre travelling but I dont know where Id leave here with you but I just cant pay my fare Take me to some better place to be Now tell me baby dont you want a man like me I came in the summer with the bright lights on my mind I tried to make it but I soon got left behind If you deal me one good hand to play Then I swear Ill keep your secret when your man comes back one day Hey now baby wont you take me on your train Well leave tomorrow and we wont come back again And if the sun dont shine on our back door Then you can leave me in the morning if you just let me know what for TRAVELLING BAND Seven thirty seven coming out of the sky Won't you take me down to Memphis on a midnight ride I wanna move playing in a travelling band yeah Well I'm flying 'cross this land just to get a hand Playing in a travelling band Take me to the hotel baggage going nowhere Come on come on won't you get me to my room I wanna move playing in a travelling band yeah Well I'm flying 'cross this land just to get a hand Playing in a travelling band Listen to the radio talking 'bout the last show Someone got excited and they called the state malitia I wanna move playing in a travelling band yeah Well I'm flying 'cross this land just to get a hand Playing in a travelling band Here we come again on a Saturday night With your fussing and your fighting won't you get me to the rock I wanna move playing in a travelling band yeah Well I'm flying 'cross this land just to get a hand Playing in a travelling band Playing in a travelling band Playing in a travelling band Wanna give myself a hand Cause I'm playing in a travelling band Well I'm flying 'cross this land just to get a hand Playing in a travelling band TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS Oh she may get weary young girls they do get weary Wearing that same old shaggy dress but when she gets weary Try a little tenderness You know she's waiting just anticipating The things that she'll never never posses while she's there waiting Try a little tenderness That's all you gotta do You won't regret it some girls they can't forget it Love is their only happiness but it's all so easy All you gotta do is try a little gentleness All you gotta do is try a little gentleness Hold her squeeze her never leave her Try a little tenderness Hold her squeeze her never leave her Try a little tenderness Try a little tenderness All you gotta do is hold her squeeze her Never leave her gotta please her Try a little tenderness Oh yeah squeeze her tease her never leave her You gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta Try a little tenderness Oh yeah squeeze her tease her never leave her You gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta Try a little tenderness Oh yeah squeeze her tease her never leave her You gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta Try a little tenderness Oh yeah squeeze her tease her never leave her You gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta Try a little tenderness Oh yeah squeeze her tease her never leave her You gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta Try a little tenderness Oh yeah squeeze her tease her never leave her You gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta Try a little tenderness TUNNEL OF LOVE Getting crazy on the waltzer but its the life that I choose Sing about the six blade, sing about the switchback and the torture tattoo And Ive been riding on the ghost train where the cars they scream and slam And I dont know where Ill be tonight but Ill always tell you where I am In a screaming ring with faces I saw her standing in the light She had a ticket for the races, just like me she was a victim of the night I put my hand upon her lever said let it rock and let it roll I had the one armed bandit fever there was an arrow through my heart and my soul And the big wheel keep on turning neon burning, up above And Im so high on the world come and take a slow ride with me girl On a tunnel of love, love, love Its just a danger when youre riding at your own risk She said you are the perfect stranger and she said baby lets keep it like this Its just a kick, walk, twisting daily and step right up and see Hey mister, hey mister gimme two, gimme two now `cause any two can play And the big wheel keep on turning, neon burning up above And Im so high on the world come and take a slow ride with me babe On a tunnel of love, love, love Well Its been money for muscle on another whirligig Money for muscle and another girl I dig Just a hustle just to make it big And rock away, rock away, oh rock away, rock away Girl you look so pretty to me just like it always did Like the Spanish City to me when we were kids Girl you look so pretty to me just like it always did Like the Spanish City to me when we were kids She took off a silver locket she said remember me by this She put her hand in my pocket I got a keepsake and a kiss And in the roar and dust and visa I stood I was to walk away I could have caught up with her easy enough but someone must have made me stay And the big wheel keep on turning neon burning, up above And Im so high on the world come and take a slow ride with me girl On a tunnel of love, love, love Hey now Im searching through these carousel and carnival arcades Searching everywhere from steeplechase to palisades In any shooting gallery where promises are made To rock away, rock away, Coloured cove to Whitby bay Girl you look so pretty to me just like it always did Like the Spanish City to me when we were kids Girl you look so pretty to me just like it always did Like the Spanish City to me when we were kids Girl you look so pretty to me just like it always did Like the Spanish City to me when we were kids TURN AGAIN The stage director stood up and he called the actors down He asked them all to say three words up, down, and around Up, down and around they cried with one accord and voice And up, down and around they went for it was their only choice I can only turn again, to the front again Only to turn again, to the rear Turn again, turn again, turn, turn, turn again I can listen, but I cant hear My friends girls got a wireless aerial sticking out of her head And a pile of true romances lying underneath the bed And a giant poster of Ravi Nooks just beside the door Well I know shell get along fine without him if he doesnt see her any more I can only turn again, to the front again Only to turn again, to the rear Turn again, turn again, turn, turn, turn again I can listen, but I cant hear The strings were cut from the guitar puppet playing here on the stage And his music became furious and he stamped his foot in rage The girls all screamed in agony, the boys they gaped in fear And the song was called have mercy, have mercy on my ears I can only turn again, to the front again Only to turn again, to the rear Turn again, turn again, turn, turn, turn again I can listen, but I cant hear I remember what the old man said on his little wooden stand He spoke very quietly with a waving of his hand Every pigeon to its own home was what he seemed to say And no one should go looking for a better place to stay I can only turn again, to the front again Only to turn again, to the rear Turn again, turn again, turn, turn, turn again I can listen, but I cant hear I can only turn again, to the front again Only to turn again, to the rear Turn again, turn again, turn, turn, turn again I can listen, but I cant hear TUTTI FRUTTI A wop bop a loo bop a wop bop bop Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi A wop bop a loo bop a wop bop bop Got a gal name of Sue she knows just what to do Got a gal name of Sue she knows just what to do She bop to the east she bop to the west She's the gal that I like the best Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi A wop bop a loo bop a wop bop bop Got a gal named Adie she almost drives me crazy Got a gal named Adie she almost drives me crazy She knows how to love me yes indeed I don't know how she do it to me Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi A wop bop a loo bop a wop bop bop Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi A wop bop a loo bop a wop bop bop Got a gal named Adie she almost drives me crazy Got a gal named Adie she almost drives me crazy She knows how to love me yes indeed I don't know how she do it to me Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi Tutti frutti oh rudi A wop bop a loo bop a wop bop bam 25 OR 6 TO 4 Waiting for the break of day Searching for something to say Flashing lights against the sky Giving up I close my eyes Sitting cross-legged on the floor 25 or 6 to 4 Staring blindly into space Getting up to splash my face Wanting just to stay awake Wondering how much I can take Should I try to do some more 25 or 6 to 4 Feeling like I ought to sleep Spinning wheel is spinning deep Searching for something to say Waiting for the break of day 25 or 6 to 4 Turning round the 6 to 4 Turning round the 6 to 4 TWISTING BY THE POOL Were going on a holiday now Gonna take a bit of small chalet Costa del Magnifico The cost of livings so low Yeah, its gonna be so neat Dancing to the eurobeat Yeah its gonna be so cool Twisting by the, twisting by the, twisting by the, by the pool Sitting in a small cafe now Swing swing swinging to the cabaret Want to take in a movie, take in a show Meeting new people at the disco yeah Yeah, its gonna be so neat Dancing to the eurobeat Yeah its gonna be so cool Twisting by the, twisting by the, twisting by the, by the pool Spend the week selling information Reading all about inflation And were never gonna be out of reach Theres a cover on the beach Twisting by the pool Uh um youre gonna look so cute Sunglasses and a bathing suit Be the woman of my dreams Like the ladies in the magazines Yeah, its gonna be so neat Dancing to the eurobeat Yeah its gonna be so cool Twisting by the, twisting by the, twisting by the, by the pool Yeah, its gonna be so neat Dancing to the eurobeat Yeah its gonna be so cool Twisting by the, twisting by the, twisting by the, by the pool TWISTING THE NIGHT AWAY Let me tell you bout a place Somewhere out the New York way Where the people are so gay Twisting the night away Here they have a lot of fun Putting trouble on the run Oh man you find the old and young Twisting the night away See the man in evening clothes How he got there I dont know But man you ought to see him go Twisting the night away Hes dancing with a chick in slacks Shes moving up and back Man there aint nothing like Twisting the night away Heres a fella in blue jeans Whos dancing with an older queen Cats dolled up in a diamond ring Twisting the night away Man you ought to see her go Twisting to the rock and roll Here you find the young and old Twisting the night away Twisting twisting everybodys doing great yeah Twisting twisting twisting the night away Twisting twisting twisting the night away Twisting twisting twisting the night away Here they have a lot of fun Putting trouble on the run Oh man you find the old and young Twisting the night away See the man in evening clothes How he got there I dont know But man you ought to see him go Twisting the night away UNCHAIN MY HEART Unchain my heart baby let me be Unchain my heart cause you dont care about me Youve got me sewed up like a pillow case But youre letting my love go to waste So unchain my heart oh please please set me free Unchain my heart baby let me go Unchain my heart cause you dont love me no more Every time I call you on the phone Some fella tells me that youre not at home So unchain my heart oh please please set me free Unchain my heart baby let me be Unchain my heart cause you dont care about me Youve got me sewed up like a pillow case But youre letting my love go to waste So unchain my heart oh please please set me free Im under your spell like a man in a trance But I know darn well that I dont stand a chance So unchain my heart let me go my way Unchain my heart you worry me night and day Why lead me through a life of misery When you dont care a bag of beans for me So unchain my heart oh please please set me free Im under your spell like a man in a trance But I know darn well that I dont stand a chance So unchain my heart let me go my way Unchain my heart you worry me night and day Why lead me through a life of misery When you dont care a bag of beans for me So unchain my heart oh please please set me free Oh wont you set me free oh set me free UNCHAINED MELODY Oh my love my darling Ive hungered for your touch a long lonely time And time goes by so slowly And time can do so much are you still mine I need your love I need your love God speed your love to me Lonely rivers flow to the sea to the sea To the open arms of the sea Lonely rivers sigh wait for me wait for me Ill be coming home wait for me Lonely mountains gaze at the stars Waiting for the dawn of the day All alone I gaze at the stars at the stars Dreaming of my love far away Oh my love my darling Ive hungered for your touch a long lonely time And time goes by so slowly And time can do so much are you still mine I need your love I need your love God speed your love to me UNDER THE BOARDWALK When the sun beats down And melts the tar upon the roof And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fire proof Under the boardwalk down by the sea On a blanket with my baby's where I'll be Under the boardwalk, out of the sun Under the boardwalk, we'll be having some fun Under the boardwalk, people walking above Under the boardwalk, we'll be making love Under the boardwalk, boardwalk From the park you hear The happy sound of a carousal And you can almost taste Hot Dogs and French Fries they sell Under the boardwalk down by the sea On a blanket with my baby's where I'll be Under the boardwalk, out of the sun Under the boardwalk, we'll be having some fun Under the boardwalk, people walking above Under the boardwalk, we'll be making love Under the boardwalk, boardwalk When the sun beats down And melts the tar upon the roof And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fire proof Under the boardwalk down by the sea On a blanket with my baby's where I'll be Under the boardwalk, out of the sun Under the boardwalk, we'll be having some fun Under the boardwalk, people walking above Under the boardwalk, we'll be making love Under the boardwalk, boardwalk UNICORNS We were travelling north to sing and play For friends that we had never met Been working hard and didn't speak The sky was grey and threatened wet And I dreamed that I saw unicorns Dreamed I saw them wild and white Their sudden beauty lit the world Like a star will light a winter's night Pure as love with manes of milk They danced and pranced and cried aloud Bright as rainbows round the stars Their eyes were soft and sad and proud And I wept for the wild and dirty world To which this beauty now was lost And cursed the hungry mind of man That feeds the future at such cost My head was bowed my eyes were closed When in my ears their voices rang And these few words lodged deep inside And in my very soul they sang We never went away You always knew that we were near Remember how to look for us You'll see we were always here I raised my eyes to seek them out The world was empty all around Rain came tumbling from the sky It drowned all dreams upon the ground And when they asked me why I wept Like one who for his dead love mourns The only answer I could give I dreamed that there were unicorns We never went away You always knew that we were near Remember how to look for us You'll see we were always here We never went away You always knew that we were near Remember how to look for us You'll see we were always here UNION MAN Now Im a union man Amazed at what I am I say what I think that the company stinks Cause Im a union man When we meet in the local hall Ill be voting with them all With a hell of a shout, its Out brothers out And the rise of the factorys fall Oh You dont get me Im part of the union You dont get me Im part of the union You dont get me Im part of the union Till the day I die till the day I die As a union man Im wise To the lies of the company spies And I dont get fooled by the factory rules Cause I always read between the lines And I always get my way If I strike for higher pay When I show my card to the Scotland Yard And this is what I say Oh You dont get me Im part of the union You dont get me Im part of the union You dont get me Im part of the union Till the day I die till the day I die Before the union did appear My life was half as clear Now Ive got the power to the working hour And every other day of the year Now although Im a working man I can ruin the Governments plan I never know how this is all going to go Im just some kind of superman Ooooh You dont get me Im part of the union You dont get me Im part of the union You dont get me Im part of the union Till the day I die till the day I die You dont get me Im part of the union You dont get me Im part of the union You dont get me Im part of the union Till the day I die till the day I die UP AROUND THE BEND There's a place up ahead and I'm going Just as fast as my feet can fly Come away come away if you're going Leave the sinking ship behind Come on arise and win we're goin' up around the bend Bring a song and a smile for the banjo Better get while the getting's good Hitch a ride to the end of the highway Where the neons turn to wood Come on arise and win we're goin' up around the bend You can ponder perpetual motion Fix your mind on a crisp filled day Always time for a good conversation There's a new form in what you say Come on arise and win we' re goin up around the bend Catch a ride to the end of the highway And we'll meet by the big red tree There's a place up ahead and I'm going Come along come along with me Come on arise and win we're goin up around the bend UP WHERE WE BELONG Who knows what tomorrow brings In a world few hearts survive All I know is the way I feel When its real I keep it alive The road is long There are mountains in our way But we climb a step every day Love lift us where we belong Where the eagles cry on a mountain high Love lift us up where we belong Far from the world we know Up where the clear winds blow Some hang on to used to be Live their lives looking behind All we have is here and now All our life out there to find The road is long There are mountains in our way But we climb a step every day Love lift us where we belong Love lift us up where we belong Where the eagles cry on a mountain high Love lift us up where we belong Far from the world we know Up where the clear winds blow Time goes by, no time to cry Lifes you and I, alive today Love lift us up where we belong Where the eagles cry on a mountain high Love lift us up where we belong Far from the world we know UPTOWN GIRL Uptown girl she's been living in her uptown world I bet she never had a back street guy I bet her mama never told her why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am And when she knows what she wants from her time And when she wakes up and makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough just because I'm in love With an uptown girl You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all the presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Uptown girl you know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been And then I'll win And when she's walking she's looking so fine And when she's talking she'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough just because I'm in love With an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Uptown girl she's my uptown girl You know I'm in love with an uptown girl my uptown girl Don't you know I'm in love with an uptown girl my uptown girl Don't you know I'm in love with an uptown girl my uptown girl Don't you know I'm in love with an uptown girl my uptown girl IM THE URBAN SPACEMAN Im the urban spaceman baby Ive got speed Ive got everything I need Im the urban spaceman baby I can fly Im a supersonic guy I dont need pleasure I dont feel the pain If you were to knock me down I just get up again Im the urban spaceman baby Im making out Im all about I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face My natural exuberance spills out all over the place Im the urban spaceman Im intelligent and clean Know what I mean Im the urban spaceman baby as a lover second to none Its a lot of fun I never let my friends down Ive never made a boob Im a glossy magazine an advert in the tube Im the urban spaceman babe but here comes the twist I dont exist THE VICAR AND THE FROG A very holy man, a vicar by trade, Was a walking in the woods one day, When he heard a voice give a plaintive cry, Oh help me vicar the voice did say, And the vicar looked around And all he could see was a tiny frog seated on the ground, My dear little froggy did you speak to me, Was it you who spoke when I heard that sound ? Oh yes said the frog please help me vicar, Im not really a frog you see, Im a choirboy really but a nasty fairy Cast a wicked spell on me, And the only way I can be saved From this evil spell the little frog said Is for someone to take me and put me in a place Where a holy man has laid his head. So the vicar took him home and put him on his pillow, And there he lay till the break of day, And in the morning a blessed miracle, The spell was broken Im glad to say, And there was a choirboy in bed with the vicar And I hope this all makes sense For there my lord and members of the jury Rests the case for the defence. VINCENT Starry, starry night, paint your pallet blue and grey Look out on a summers day, With eyes that know the darkness in my soul Shadows on the hills sketch the trees and the daffodils And catch the breeze and winter chills In colours on the snowy linen land Now I understand, what you try to say to me How you suffered for your sanity How you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps they listen now Starry, starry night, flaming flowers that brightly blaze Swirling colours in a violet haze Reflect in Vincents eyes of china blue Colours changing hue, morning fields of amber grain Weathered faces lined in pain Are soothed beneath the artists loving hand Now I understand, what you try to say to me How you suffered for your sanity How you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps they listen now For they could not love you, but still your love was true And when no hope was left inside on that starry, starry night You took your life as lovers often do I could have told you Vincent, This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you Starry, starry night, portraits hung in empty halls Frameless heads on nameless walls With eyes that watch the world and can't forget Like the stranger that you've met, the ragged man in ragged clothes A silver thorn a bloody rose Lying crushed and broken on the virgin snow Now I think I know, what you try to say to me How you suffered for your sanity How you tried and set them free They would not listen, they're not listening still Perhaps they never will WAKE UP LITTLE SISTER Wake up little sister tell me what youve got I can see youre dreaming quite a lot And if the sun is shining we can make it to the top Wake up little sister and tell me what is and what is not Wake up little dreamer youve been dreaming too long I can feel your heartbeat like a song With you beside me I can feel both gentle and strong Wake up little sister and tell me whats right and what is wrong Wake up little sister help me through the night Weve got to make it, weve got to make it all right And in the morning when we have to say good night Well say hello I know and walk off into the light And in the morning when we have to say good night Well say hello I know and walk off into the light And if the sun is shining we can make it to the top Wake up little sister and tell me what is and what is not WALK OF LIFE Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies Hey bopaluba listen what I say Here comes Johnny singing Ive got a woman Down in the tunnel trying to make it pay Hes got the action, hes got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication and devotion, turning the night time into the day Do the song about the sweet loving woman Do the song about the knife Do the walk do the walk of life, yeah, the walk of life Here comes Johnny gonna tell you a story Hand me down my walking shoes Here comes Johnny with the power and the glory Back beat, the talking blues Hes got the action, hes got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication and devotion, turning the night time into the day Do the song about the sweet loving woman Do the song about the knife Do the walk do the walk of life, yeah, the walk of life Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies Hey bopaluba listen what I say Here comes Johnny singing Ive got a woman Down in the tunnel trying to make it pay Hes got the action, hes got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication and devotion, turning the night time into the day Do the song about the sweet loving woman Do the song about the knife Do the walk do the walk of life, yeah, the walk of life And after all the violence and double talk Theres just the song of all the trouble and the strife You do the walk, yeah, you do the walk of life WALTZING Mrs. THATCHER Once an ageing yuppie passed by a juicy pension fund, Under the protection of a loophole in the law. And he watched, and he waited and he seized the opportunity, Then he banked it in the Seychelles before anybody saw. Rip off the punters rip off the punters, Tax the buggers heavily come listen to my plea. 'Cause my cottage needs rethatchering and my Rolls Royce needs an overhaul, The plebs'll only spend it so give it all to me. Then this poor old yuppie found life getting sticky Folks were asking questions especially of him So he sailed off in his yacht to the sunny Costa Packet And no ones ever seen him since he went for a swim Rip off the punters rip off the punters, Tax the buggers heavily come listen to my plea. 'Cause my cottage needs rethatchering and my Rolls Royce needs an overhaul, The plebs'll only spend it so give it all to me. THE WANDERER Well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down Where pretty girls are, well you know that I'm around I kiss 'em and I love 'em, 'cause to me they're all the same I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name They call me the wanderer, yeah the wanderer, I roam around, around around, around around Well there is Bo on my left hand and there is Mary on my right And Jenny is the girl that I'll be with tonight And when she asked me which one I love the best I tear off my shirt and show her Rosy on my chest 'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah the wanderer, I roam around, around around, around around Well, I roam from town to town, I roam through life without a care, And Im as happy as a clown. With my two fists of iron And I'm going nowhere Yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around I'm never in one place I roam from town to town And when I find myself falling for some girl I hop right into that car of mine and I drive around the world Yeah, I'm the wanderer, yeah the wanderer, I roam around, around around, around around Well, I roam from town to town, I roam through life without a care, And Im as happy as a clown. With my two fists of iron And I'm going nowhere Yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around I'm never in one place I roam from town to town And when I find myself falling for some girl I hop right into that car of mine and I drive around the world Yeah, I'm the wanderer, yeah the wanderer, I roam around, around around, around around WATERS OF TYNE I canna get to my love though I would dae The waters of Tyne come between her and me So here I must stand with a tear in my eye Both sighing and longing my true love to see Go fetch me a boatman my bonny Jimmy Find me a boatman and bring him to me To carry me over the Tyne to my hinnie And I shall remember the boatman and thee Oh where is that boatman my bonny Jimmy Fetch me the ferryman whereer he may be That I may cross over the Tyne to my hinnie So me and my love united may be I canna get to my love though I would dae The waters of Tyne come between her and me So here I must stand with a tear in my eye Both sighing and longing my true love to see WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Ive paid my dues time after time Ive done my sentence but comitted no crime And bad mistakes Ive made a few Ive had my share of sand kicked in my face but Ive come through We are the champions my friends And well keep on fighting till the end We are the champions we are the champions No time for losers cause we are the champions of the world Ive taken my bows and my curtain calls You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it I thank you all But its been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the whole human race and I aint gonna lose We are the champions my friends And well keep on fighting till the end We are the champions we are the champions No time for losers cause we are the champions of the world We are the champions my friends And well keep on fighting till the end We are the champions we are the champions No time for losers cause we are the champions of the world WE CAN SWING TOGETHER No one came to criticise no one to complain Just to pass a little bit of time and play some human games Some were smoking rolly rolls while others they had none But everybody was holding hands and singing this little song We can swing together, cause we feel were doing it right We can swing together, we can swing right through the night Then when things were happening around about ten to four There was a screeching of brakes, and dogs barking outside, and a hammering on the door Then the voice of officialdom saying open up in the name of the law We just kept on holding hands and singing this song some more We can swing together, cause we feel were doing it right We can swing together, we can swing all through the night Then they broke down all the doors, they kicked the windows in Let their doggies off their leads and they ransacked everything They stood us all against the wall their faces split with grins We linked each others handcuffs and merrily began to sing We can swing together, cause we feel were doing it right We can swing together, we can swing right through the night They took us to see the county judge with a wig hat on his head He heard our case with a smile on his face and this is what he said I have to send you all to jail for doing this terrible thing But as I walked down to the cells I swear I heard him sing We can swing together, cause we feel were doing it right We can swing together, we can swing all through the night We can swing together, cause we feel were doing it right We can swing together, we can swing all through the night We can swing together, cause we feel were doing it right We can swing together, we can swing right through the night WE USED TO KNOW Whenever I get to feel this way Hard to find new words to say I think about the bad old days We used to know Nights of winter turn me cold Fears of dying getting old We ran the race the race was won By running slowly Could be soon well cease to sound Slowly upstairs faster down Then to revisit stony grounds We used to know Remembering mornings shillings spent Made no sense to leave the bed The bad old days they came and went Youve been waiting fruitful years Saving up the birds in hand While in the bush the others land Take what we can before the man Says its time to go Each to his own way Ill go mine Best of luck with what you find But for your own sake remember times We used to know WEE WEE SONG When I was a wee wee tot They took me from my wee wee cot And put me on my wee wee pot To see if Id wee wee or not When they saw that I would not They took me from my wee wee pot And put me in my wee wee cot And there I would wee wee or not THE WEIGHT We pulled into Nazareth, feeling 'bout half past dead Just need to find a place, where we can lay our heads Mister can you tell us, where a man might find a bed He just grinned and shook our hands, "No" was all he said Take a load off Fanny take a load for free Take a load off Fanny and you put the load right on me I picked my bags and went looking for a place to hide When I saw old Carmen and the devil walking side by side Now I said, "Hey Carmen, come on let's go downtown !" She said, "I got to go, but my friend can stick around." Take a load off Fanny take a load for free Take a load off Fanny and you put the load right on me Go down miss Moses, there's nothing that you can say 'Cause it's old Luke and Luke's a-waiting on judgement day "Hey Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee" He said, "Do me a favour son, won't you stay and keep Anna Lee company" Take a load off Fanny take a load for free Take a load off Fanny and you put the load right on me Crazy Chester followed me and he caught me in the fog He said, "I will fix your rack, if you just jack my dog." I said, "Wait a minute Chester, I'm a peaceful man." He said, "That's OK, won't you feed him, whenever you can." Take a load off Fanny take a load for free Take a load off Fanny and you put the load right on me Catch a cannonball, take me on down the line My bag is sinking low and I do believe that it's time To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one She sent me here her regards for everyone Take a load off Fanny take a load for free Take a load off Fanny and you put the load right on me WHAT'D I SAY Hey mamma don't you treat me wrong Come and love your daddy all night long All night long hey hey all right See that girl with the diamond ring She sure knows how to shake that thing All night long hey hey all right Tell your papa tell your mam I'm gonna send you back where you come from You don't do right you don't do right hey hey When you see me in misery Come on baby set me free now All night long hey hey all right When you see me in misery Come on baby set me free now All night long hey hey all right See the girl with the red dress on She likes to rock and roll all night long What'd I say yeah what'd I say Well tell me what I say Tell me what I say right now Tell me what I say tell me what I say Yeah I want to know I want to know right now Yeah tell me what I say Baby feels so good Baby youre so good Makes me feel all right Shake that thing Why don't you shake that thing right now Yeah it'll make you feel all right One more time Yeah one more time right now It's all right it's all right now WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN When a man loves a woman Can't keep his mind on nothing else He'll change the world For the good thing he's found If she's bad he can't see it She can do no wrong Turn his back on his best friend If he puts her down When a man loves a woman Spends his very last dime Trying to hold on To what he needs He'll give up all of his comforts Sleep out in the rain He'll pretend it's the way It ought to be When a man loves a woman I gave you everything I had Trying to hold on to your love Baby please don't treat me bad When a man loves a woman Down deep in his soul She can burn him So easily If she plays him for a fool He's the last one to know Loving eyes Can never see When a man loves a woman He can do her no wrong He can never walk some other girl Yes when a man loves a woman I know exactly how he feels Baby baby baby you're my world When a man loves a woman I know exactly how you feel WHEN IM DEAD AND GONE Oh I love you baby I love you night and day When I leave you baby dont cry the night away When I die dont you write no words upon my tomb I dont believe I want to leave no epitaph of doom Oh, oh, oh, oh, when Im dead and gone I want to leave same happy woman living on Oh, oh, oh, oh, dont want nobody to mourn beside my grave Old mamma Linda shes out to get my hide Shes got a shotgun and her daughter by her side Hey there ladies, Johnsons free Whos got the love whos got the love to keep a man like me Oh, oh, oh, oh, when Im dead and gone I want to leave same happy woman living on Oh, oh, oh, oh, dont want nobody to mourn beside my grave WHEN I'M SIXTY-FOUR When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now Will you still be sending me a valentine Birthday greetings, bottle of wine If I'd been out 'til quarter to three, would you lock the door Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four Hm You'll be older too And if you say the word I could stay with you I could be handy mending a fuse when your lights have gone You can knit a sweater by the fireside Sunday mornings go for a ride Doing the garden, digging the weeds, who could ask for more Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four Every summer we can rent a cottage On the Isle of Wight if it's not too dear We could scrimp and save And grandchildren on your knee Vera, Chuck and Dave Send me a postcard, drop me a line, stating point of view Indicate precisely what you mean to say Yours sincerely wasting away Give me your answer, fill in a form, mine forever more Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four WHEN YOURE DOWN AND OUT Once I lived the life of a millionaire Spent all my money just did not care Took all my friends out for a mighty good time Bought bootleg whisky, champagne and wine Then I began to fall so low Lost all my good friends just had nowhere to go If I get my hands on a dollar again Im gonna hang on it till that eagle grins Nobody wants you When youre down and out In your pocket not one penny And your friends well you dont have any When you get back on your feet again Everybody wants to be your long lost friend Mighty strange without a doubt Nobody wants you when youre down and out WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS I look at you all see the love there thats sleeping While my guitar gently weeps I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping Still my guitar gently weeps I dont know why nobody told you How to unfold your love I dont know how someone controlled you They bought and sold you I look at the world and I notice its turning While my guitar gently weeps With every mistake we must surely be learning Still my guitar gently weeps I dont know how you were diverted You were perverted too I dont know how you were inverted No one altered you I look at you all see the love there thats sleeping While my guitar gently weeps I look at you all still my guitar gently weeps WHINNYS RAG Listen while I tell you about a little girl Ive been with over just three years Some would say shes slow but I would answer no She knows how to shift them gears We used to be so cosy everything was rosy In our little love nest on the Old Kent Road In our house of passion they could hear us thrashing A good six houses down the road But now that she has gone I cant carry on Every night I end up canned Im in and out of boozers Im backing all the losers Well I have to take myself in hand I was sposed to meet her by a parking meter It was just outside the Coal Face Club Then when I had got there I looked but couldnt find her I thought she must be taking a walk I there and then decided As swiftly home I strided Id have to make her sorry for crossing my path I was really mad completely off my mettle I cant believe she left me all alone I went to see her mother she wasnt with her brother I began to leap and groan Then in disillusion I came to this conclusion My little bird had flown If you see my Whinny shes blonde and rather skinny But youll know her by the wart on her nose Her dress is very sweet shes really rather neat She always wears them beat up clothes So Whinny if youre near Come home to me my dear You know Ill always understand WHISKY IN THE JAR As I was going over the Cork and Kerry mountains I met with captain Ferrel as his money he was counting I first produced my pistol and then got out my rapier Saying stand and deliver for I am the bold receiver Put your ring on a do on a di Wack for my daddy oh Wack for my daddy oh There's whisky in the jar I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny I put it in my bag and I took it home to Molly She swore that shed love me and she ne'er again would leave me The devil take the women for you know she tricked me easy Put your ring on a do on a di Wack for my daddy oh Wack for my daddy oh There's whisky in the jar Being drunk and weary I went into Mollys chamber Taking my bounty with me and I never knew the danger For round about six or seven in walked captain Ferrel I jumped up fired off my pistols and I shot him with both barrels Put your ring on a do on a di Wack for my daddy oh Wack for my daddy oh There's whisky in the jar Now some they like the fishing and some they like the fowling And some men like to hear the cannon balls rolling Me I like sleeping specially in my Mollys chamber But here I am in prison here I am with a ball and chain yeah Put your ring on a do on a di Wack for my daddy oh Wack for my daddy oh There's whisky in the jar If there's anyone can help me it's my brother in the army Maybe he's in Cork or maybe in Killarney Together we'll go tramping through the golden fields of barley He's sure to treat me better than my darling sporting Jenny Put your ring on a do on a di Wack for my daddy oh Wack for my daddy oh There's whisky in the jar WHITE ROOM In a white room with black curtains in the station Black roof country no gold pavements tired starlings Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes Dawn light smiles on you leaving my contentment I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves You said no strings could secure you at the station Platform ticket restless diesel goodbye window I walked out of such a sad time at the station As I walked out felt my own need just beginning And I'll wait in the queue wen the train comes back Lie with you where the shadows run from themselves At the party she was kindness in the hard crowd Consolation for the old wound now forgotten Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her dark eyes She's just dressing goodbye windows tired starlings I'll sleep in this place with the lonely crowd Lie in the dark where the shadows run from themselves A WHITER SHADE OF PALE We skipped the light Fandango And turned cartwheels cross the floor I was feeling kind of sea sick But the crowd called out for more The room was humming hotter As the ceiling flew away When we called out for another drink The waiter brought a tray And so it was later As the mirror told his tale That her face at first just ghostly Turned a whiter shade of pale She said there is no reason And the truth is plain to see As I wandered through my playing cards That would not let her be One of sixteen vestal virgins Who were leaving for the coast And the moment my eyes were open They might just as well been closed And so it was later As the mirror told his tale That her face at first just ghostly Turned a whiter shade of pale And so it was later As the mirror told his tale That her face at first just ghostly Turned a whiter shade of pale WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN Long as I remember rain's been coming down Clouds of mystery falling confusion on the ground Goodness through the ages trying to find the sun And I wonder still I wonder who'll stop the rain I went down Virginia seeking shelter from the storm Out up in the fable I watched the tower close Obvious plans and new deals wrapped in golden chains And I wonder still I wonder who'll stop the rain Heard the singers playing how we cheered for more Crowed rushed together trying to keep warm Still the rain kept falling violence on my heels And I wonder still I wonder who'll stop the rain WHOLE LOTTA LOVE You need coolin baby Im not foolin Im gonna say it yeah get back to schoolin Way down inside honey you need it Im gonna give you my love Im gonna give you my love Wanna whole lotta love Wanna whole lotta love Wanna whole lotta love Wanna whole lotta love Youve been learnin baby I mean learnin All them good times baby baby Ive been yearnin Way way down inside honey you need it Im gonna give you my love Im gonna give you my love Wanna whole lotta love Wanna whole lotta love Wanna whole lotta love Wanna whole lotta love Youve been coolin baby Ive been droolin All the good times Ive been misusin Way way down inside Im gonna give you my love Im gonna give you every inch of my love Gonna give you my love Wanna whole lotta love Wanna whole lotta love Wanna whole lotta love Wanna whole lotta love Way down inside woman you need love Shake for me I wanna be your back door man Hey oh hey oh oh oh oh Keep a coolin baby keep a coolin baby WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN' GOING ON Come on over baby whole lotta shaking going on I said come on over baby baby you can't go wrong We ain't thinking whole lotta shaking going on Come on over baby we've got a chicken in the barn Come on over baby we've got the bull by the horns We ain't thinking whole lotta shaking going on I said shake baby shake shake baby shake Shake baby shake shake baby shake Come on over whole lotta shaking going on Come on over baby we've got a chicken in the barn Come on over baby we've got the bull by the horns We ain't thinking whole lotta shaking going on I said shake baby shake shake baby shake Shake baby shake shake baby shake Come on over baby whole lotta shaking going on I said shake baby shake shake baby shake Shake baby shake shake baby shake Come on over whole lotta shaking going on Come on over whole lotta shaking going on WHY WORRY NOW Baby, I see this world has made you sad Some people can be bad, things they do and things they say But baby, Ill wipe away those bitter tears Ill chase away those restless fears That turn your blue skies into grey Why worry, there should be laughter after pain There should be sunshine after rain These things have always been the same So, why worry now, why worry now Baby, when I get down I turn to you And you make sense of what I do And all that isnt hard to say Why worry, there should be laughter after pain There should be sunshine after rain These things have always been the same So, why worry now, why worry now But baby, just when this world seems mean and cold Our love comes shining red and gold And all the rest is by the way Why worry, there should be laughter after pain There should be sunshine after rain These things have always been the same So, why worry now, why worry now THE UNEXPURGATED WILD COLONIAL BOY There was a wild colonial boy Bruce Clansky was his name He was born and raised in Wooloomooloo A place of no great fame Where men are men and girls are few and sheep will oft times do And dont forget your machine gun if you go to Wooloomooloo Now Bruce grew up when times were hard and wandered near and far He robbed the rich to help the poor and bought a brand new car A T.V. and a stereo and beer and fags galore In fact there wasnt that much left to waste upon the poor One morning in the wild outback as Bruce he rode along An emu raped a parakeet down by a billabong A wombat waltzed a dingo dozed a jumbuck jumped for joy Its like a flamin menagerie said the wild colonial boy He took a trip to Adelaide to find himself a whore He stacked the furniture round the room and up against the door The Sheila asked what was his game he answered on the spot If its anything like a kangaroo well need all the space weve got He went to his mates wedding and wished hed stayed at home instead The beer ran out too soon and someone took the bride to bed But it ended well more beer turned up and to everyones surprise The bloke who took the bride to bed came to apologise He met a band of shearers on the road to Bungaree They took him to their bivouac and had a rare old spree Now what they did I cannot say Id rather not be blunt But that is why Australians wear their trousers back to front . . . God bless Australia and all those who sail in her God bless her jumbucks and billabongs too For our countrys pure, our countrys white Weve locked the Abos out of sight And if you like tasteless fizzy beer Well waltz along with you WILD ROVER I've been a wild rover for many's the year And I've spent all my money on whisky and beer But now I'm returned with gold in great store And it's never I'll play the wild rover no more And it's no nay never No nay never no more Will I play the wild rover No never no more I went into an ale house I used to frequent And I told the landlady my money was spent I asked her for credit she answered me nay Saying custom like yours I can get any day And it's no nay never No nay never no more Will I play the wild rover No never no more So I pulled from my pockets sovereigns bright And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight She said we've got brandy and wine of the best And the words that I spoke they were only in jest And it's no nay never No nay never no more Will I play the wild rover No never no more I'll go home to my parents confess what I've done And ask them to forgive their prodigal son And when they've caressed me as oft times before It's never I'll play the wild rover no more And it's no nay never No nay never no more Will I play the wild rover No never no more WILD THING Wild thing you make my heart sing You make everything groovy Wild thing Wild thing I think you move me But I wanna know for sure Come here and sock it to me one time You move me Wild thing you make my heart sing You make everything groovy Wild thing Wild thing I think I love you But I wanna know for sure Come here and sock it to me one time again I love you Wild thing you make my heart sing You make everything groovy Wild thing Wild thing Wild thing Wild thing Wild thing WILD WORLD Now that I've lost everything to you You say you want to start something new And it's breaking my heart you're leaving, baby I'm grieving But if you want to leave take good care Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there Oh, baby, baby it's a wild world It's hard to get by just upon a smile Oh, baby, baby it's a wild world I'll always remember you like a child, girl You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do And it's breaking my heart in two 'Cause I never want to see you sad girl. don't be a bad girl But if you want to leave take good care Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware Oh, baby, baby it's a wild world It's hard to get by just upon a smile Oh, baby, baby it's a wild world I'll always remember you like a child, girl Baby I love you But if you want to leave take good care Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware Oh, baby, baby it's a wild world It's hard to get by just upon a smile Oh, baby, baby it's a wild world I'll always remember you like a child, girl Oh, baby, baby it's a wild world It's hard to get by just upon a smile Oh, baby, baby it's a wild world I'll always remember you like a child, girl WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW Tonight you're mine completely You give your love so sweetly Tonight the light of love is in your eyes Will you still love me tomorrow Is this a lasting treasure Or just a moment's pleasure Tonight believe the of your sighs Will you still love me tomorrow Tonight with words unspoken You say that I'm the only one But will my heart be broken When the night meets the morning sun I'd like to know that your love Is love that I can be sure of So tell me now and I won't ask again Will you still love me tomorrow So tell me now and I won't ask again Will you still love me tomorrow THE WIND CRIES MARY Well after all the jacks are in their boxes And the clowns have all gone to bed You can hear happiness staggering on down the street Footprints dressed in red And the wind whispers Mary A broom is drearily sweeping Up the broken pieces of yesterday's life Somewhere a queen is weeping Somewhere a king has no wife And the wind it cries Mary The traffic lights they turn on blue tomorrow And shine their emptiness down on our bed The tiny island sags down stream Cause the light that lived is dead And the wind screams Mary Will the wind ever remember The names it has blown in the past And with it's crutch it's old age and it's wisdom It whispers no this will be the last And the wind cries Mary WINGS OF A DOVE Take time for your pleasure and laugh with love Take the hand of another and sing for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Look up at the rooftops when youre walking round Dont think for a moment of looking down Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Halleluia Halleluia Look up at the rooftops when youre walking round Dont think for a moment of looking down Have a look at the top where he walks around Tune to the ego and youll hear the sound Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove So sing yeah yeah yeah So sing yeah yeah yeah So sing yeah yeah yeah So sing yeah yeah yeah Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove Woh oh woh oh for the wings of a dove WISHING WELL Take off your hat kick off your shoes I know you ain't going anywhere Run round the town singing your blues I know you ain't going anywhere You've always been a good friend of mine But you're always saying farewell And the only time that you're satisfied Is with your feet in the wishing well Throw down your gun you might shoot yourself Or is that what you're trying to do Put up a fight you believe to be right And someday the sun will shine through You've always got something to hide Something you just can't tell And the only time that you're satisfied Is with your feet in the wishing well You've always been a good friend of mine But you're always saying farewell And the only time that you're satisfied Is with your feet in the wishing well WITCHY WOMAN Raven hair and ruby lips Sparks fly from her finger tips Echoed voices in the night Restless spirits on an endless flight Woo hoo witchy woman See how high she flies Woo hoo witchy woman Shes got the moon in her eyes She held me spell bound in the night Dancing shadows and firelight Crazy laughter in another room And she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon Ah ah I know you want to love her But let me tell you brother Shes been sleeping in the devils bed Theres some rumours going round Someones underground She can rock you in the night Until your skin turns red Woo hoo witchy woman See how high she flies Woo hoo witchy woman Shes got the moon in her eyes WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS What would you do if I sang out of tune Would you stand up and walk out on me Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to sing out of key Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, I gonna try with a little help from my friends What do I do when my love is away Does it worry you to be alone How do I feel by the end of the day Are you sad because you're on your own No, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, I gonna try with a little help from my friends Do you need anybody I need somebody to love Could it be anybody I want somebody to love Would you believe in a love at first sight Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time What do you see when you turn out the light I can't tell you, but I know it's mine No, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, I gonna try with a little help from my friends Do you need anybody I need somebody to love Could it be anybody I want somebody to love Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, I gonna try with a little help from my friends Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, I gonna try with a little help from my friends I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends with a little help from friends WONDERFUL TONIGHT It's late in the evening, Shes wondering what clothes to wear. She puts on her make-up And brushes her long blond hair. And then she asks me "Do I look all right ?" And I say "yes, you look wonderful tonight !" We go to a party. Everyone turns to see This beautiful lady, Walking around with me. And then she asks me Do you feel all right ?" And I say "yes, I feel wonderful tonight !" I feel wonderful, because I see The love light in your eyes. And the wonder of it all Is that you just don't realise How much I love you. It's time to go home now, And I've got an aching head. So I give her the car-keys, And she helps me to bed. And then I tell her As I turn out the light, I say "my darling, you are wonderful tonight !" I say "my darling, you are wonderful tonight !" WONDERFUL WORLD BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Wonderful world beautiful people You and your girl pleased to be pretty But underneath this there is a secret That nobody can be free Take a look at the world and the state that its in today I am sure youll agree we all could make it a better way With some work put together everybody learn to love each other Instead of fussing and fighting cheating by fighting Scandalising and hating baby people now Wonderful world beautiful people You and your girl pleased to be pretty But underneath this there is a secret That nobody can be free Man and woman girl and boy let us try to give a helping hand This I know and Im sure that the love we all could understand This is our world if you see everybody wants to live and be free Instead of fussing and fighting cheating by fighting Scandalising and hating yeah people now Wonderful world beautiful people You and your girl pleased to be pretty But underneath this there is a secret That nobody can be free Wonderful world beautiful people You and your girl pleased to be pretty But underneath this there is a secret That nobody can be free WORLD WITHOUT LOVE Please lock me away and dont allow the day Here inside where I hide with my loneliness I dont care what they say I wont stay in a world without love Birds sing out of tune and raindrops hide the moon Im OK here Ill stay with my loneliness I dont care what they say I wont stay in a world without love So I wait and in a while I will see my true love smile She may come I know not when When she does Ill know so baby until then Lock me away and dont allow the day Here inside where I hide with my loneliness I dont care what they say I wont stay in a world without love So I wait and in a while I will see my true love smile She may come I know not when When she does Ill know so baby until then Lock me away and dont allow the day Here inside where I hide with my loneliness I dont care what they say I wont stay in a world without love I dont care what they say I wont stay in a world without love WPC SADIE STICK They say she ate desatiated need for love She was breed above the average police woman WPC Sadie Stick big and fat and round and thick Eighteen stone with a hairy lip oh brother McLagen hankered after her with hankering and greed And frequently when drunk hed sing behind his handkerchief WPC Sadie Stick hit me again with your big black stick Ill have a word with you when I find my dictionary The night of the policemans ball McLagen met her in the hall He said ello ello ello ello She turned and looked him in the face as friendly as a can of mace And said are you someone that I know Is it the gay Lethario is it Don Giovanni Dont drop your balls into my court you nasty little mannie WPC Sadie Stick hit me again with your big black stick Ill have a word with you when I find my dictionary When a bust is damned a dam is bust giving Sadie up for lust McLagen said its hard to hold your own Sadie Sadie I would like to stick my finger in your dike Ill drown of love if you leave me here alone Drunk on an empty head he sought the porcine porcelain And as he groped his drunken way they heard this sad refrain WPC Sadie Stick hit me again with your big black stick Ill have a word with you when I find my dictionary Meanwhile back in Notting Hill the moon showed up like an anthrax pill In the sky so high like everybody Bomber Diana with delight stuffed her bra with gelignite Shes a booby trap just for tonight and Noddy Up in the sweaty ballroom things were swinging As she cased the place she heard McLagen singing WPC Sadie Stick hit me again with your big black stick Ill have a word with you when I find my dictionary Behind the hall Diana unseen laid bare her bulging magazine When suddenly McLagen did appear He muttered is this where the Gents is then a vision pierced his drunken senses Big and bold and beautiful and bare It must be Sadie half undressed if she was French shed be from Brest I always did like Bristols best I love you WPC Sadie Stick hit me again with your big black stick Ill have a word with you when I find my dictionary Diana was not like other girls she had a twin set but no pearls She shouted kill the pigs and then exploded McLagen took off through the air wrapped in a red hot brassiere He said I did not know the girl was loaded A satellite was set alight high in the London sky As it tumbled over Notting Hill you could hear it cry WPC Sadie Stick hit me again with your big black stick Ill have a word with you when I find my dictionary YANGTZE PO I'll sing you a song of trouble and woe that'll cause you to shake and to shiver Concerning a Chinese bumboat man who sailed the Yangtze river He was a heathen of high degree as the doss-house records show His family name was Win Chang Lu but the sailors just called him Jim Crowie-i-oe-i Itchicum itchicum ya ya ya sailor man no likee me ya Come savvy the story of Win Chang Lu too much of the Barbariee-yi-ya Now Win Chang Lu he fell in love with a girl called Ah Chu Fong Her eyes they were like pump-a-kine seeds and her slippers were two inches long But Ah Chu Fong loved a pi-i-rate bold with all her heart and her liver He was captain of a double decked junk and he sailed on the Yangtze river-i-iver-i Itchicum itchicum ya ya ya sailor man no likee me ya Come savvy the story of Win Chang Lu too much of the Barbariee-yi-ya When Win Chang Lu he heard of this he swore a horrible oath If I cant marry Ah Chu Fong then Ill make sausage meat of them both So he hoisted up his big red battle flag and put into the Yangtze river He sailed to the North and the South and the West the pirate for to disciver-i-iver-i Itchicum itchicum ya ya ya sailor man no likee me ya Come savvy the story of Win Chang Lu too much of the Barbariee-yi-ya Now the drums they beat at quarters and the cannons did loudly roar The red hot dump-i-lings filled the air the scuppers they ran with gore The pirate he strode the quarter deck with neither a shake nor a shiver He was shot up the arse by a hard boiled egg which pen-e-itrated his liver-i-iver-i Itchicum itchicum ya ya ya sailor man no likee me ya Come savvy the story of Win Chang Lu too much of the Barbariee-yi-ya The dying pi-i-rate feebly called well give that foe more shot If I cant marry Ah Chu Fong then Win Chang Lu shall not Then a hot pease pud hit the bum-boats side which caused this horrible scene It upset a pot of hot bow-wow soup and exploded the maga-zi-een-i-een-i Itchicum itchicum ya ya ya sailor man no likee me ya Come savvy the story of Win Chang Lu too much of the Barbariee-yi-ya YEAR OF THE CAT On a morning from a Bogart movie In a country where they turned back time You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre Contemplating a crime She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running Like a water-colour in the rain Dont bother asking for explanations Shell just tell you that she came In the year of the cat She doesnt give you time for questions As she locks up your arm in hers And you follow till your sense of which direction Completely disappears By the blue tiled walls near the market Theres a hidden door she leads you to These days she says I feel my life Just like a river running through The year of the cat While she looks at you so coolly And her eyes shine like the moon in the sea She comes in incense and patchouli So you take her to find whats waiting inside The year of the cat Well morning comes and youre still with her And the bus and the tourists are gone And youve thrown away your choice and lost your ticket So you have to stay on But the drum beat strains of the night remain In the rhythm of the new-born day You know sometime youre bound to leave her But for now youre gonna stay In the year of the cat The year of the cat YESTERDAY Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believed in yesterday Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be There's a shadow hanging over me Oh, yesterday came suddenly Why she had to go, I don't know, she wouldn't say I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away Oh, I believed in yesterday Why she had to go, I don't know, she wouldn't say I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away Oh, I believed in yesterday Mm mm mm mm YOU AIN'T SEE NOTHIN YET I met a devil woman She took my heart away She said I had it coming to me But I wanted it that way I think that any love is good loving So I took what I could get, yeah I took what I could get And then she looked at me with her big brown eyes and said You ain't seen nothing yet baby You just ain't seen nothing yet Here's something that you never gonna forget B-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet And now I'm feeling better Cause I ran up for sure She took me to her doctor And he told me, I was cured He said that any love is good loving So I took what I could get, yeah I took what I could get And then she looked at me with her big brown eyes and said You ain't seen nothing yet baby You just ain't seen nothing yet Here's something that you never gonna forget B-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet He said that any love is good loving So I took what I could get, yeah I took what I could get And then she looked at me with her big brown eyes and said You ain't seen nothing yet baby You just ain't seen nothing yet Here's something that you never gonna forget B-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet I met a devil woman She took my heart away She said I had it coming to me But I wanted it that way I think that any love is good loving So I took what I could get, yeah I took what I could get And then she looked at me with her big brown eyes and said You ain't seen nothing yet baby You just ain't seen nothing yet Here's something that you never gonna forget B-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet YOU AND I I wake up with my eyes shut tight Hoping tomorrow will never come For you, you, you, you, you, and I Keep your heart open and your eyes shut tight What will be will be Keep your heart open and your eyes shut tight But dont forget about me Oh the phantoms crawl out of the night Hoping tomorrow will never come For you, you, you, you, you, and I I wake up with my eyes shut tight Hoping tomorrow will never come For you, you, you, you, you and I Hoping tomorrow will never come For you, you, you, you, you and I Hoping tomorrow will never come For you, you, you, you, you and I YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE You are the sunshine of my life That's why I'll always be around You are the apple of my eye Forever you'll stay in my heart I feel like this is the beginning Though I've loved you for a million years And if I thought our love was ending I'd find myself drowning in my own tears You are the sunshine of my life That's why I'll always be around You are the apple of my eye Forever you'll stay in my heart You must have known that I was lonely, Because you came to my rescue. And I know that this must be heaven. How could so much love be inside of you. You are the sunshine of my life That's why I'll always be around You are the apple of my eye Forever you'll stay in my heart You are the sunshine of my life That's why I'll always be around You are the apple of my eye Forever you'll stay in my heart YOU CAN GET IT IF YOU REALLY WANT You can get it if you really want You can get it if you really want But you must try, try, try, try, try Youll succeed at last Persecution you must feel Win or lose youve got to get your share Youve got your mind set on a dream You can get it though hard it may seem now You can get it if you really want You can get it if you really want But you must try, try, try, try, try Youll succeed at last Rome was not built in a day Opposition will come your way But the harder the battle you see Is the sweeter the victory now You can get it if you really want You can get it if you really want But you must try, try, try, try, try Youll succeed at last You can get it if you really want You can get it if you really want But you must try, try, try, try, try Youll succeed at last YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE I need love love love to ease my mind I need to find find someome to call my very own But mama said you can't hurry love you just have to wait She said love don't come easily it's a game of give and take You can't hurry love oh you just have to wait Just trust in the good times no matter how long it takes But how many heartaches must I stand Before I find a love to let me live again Cause when I found a thing that keeps me hanging on It's been a few nice days you know it's almost gone I remember mama said You can't hurry love oh you just have to wait She said love don't come easily it's a game of give and take How long must I wait how much more must I take Before loneliness causes my heart heart to break And now I can't bear to live my life alone I'm only fishing for a lover to call my own But when I feel that I I can't go on I feel my strength you know it's almost gone I remember mama said You can't hurry love oh you just have to wait She said love don't come easily it's a game of give and take You can't hurry love oh you just have to wait Just trust in the good times no matter how long it takes And I break Well now love love love don't come easily I know I keep on waiting anticipating For that soft voice to talk to me at night For some tender arms to hold me tight I keep waiting until that day I thought it'd be easy you know it ain't easy And my mama said You can't hurry love oh you just have to wait She said love don't come easily it's a game of give and take You can't hurry love oh you just have to wait Just trust in the good times no matter how long it takes YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU You know I love you you know it's true Give you all my loving what more can I do Walking by myself I hope you understand I just want to be your loving man I love ya yes I love you with my heart and soul I wouldn't mistreat you for my weight in gold You know I love you you know it's true I give you all my love babe what more can I do I'm walking by myself I hope you understand I just want to be your loving man Keep on walking You know I love you you know it's true I give you all my loving what more can I do I'm walking by myself I hope you understand I just want to be your loving man I said I'm walking by myself I hope you understand I just want to be your loving I just want to be your loving I just want to be your loving man YOU MAKE LOVING FUN Sweet wonderful you You make me happy with the things you do Oh can it be so This feeling follows me wherever I go I never did believe in miracles But Ive a feeling its time to try I never did believe in the ways of magic But Im beginning to wonder why I never did believe in miracles But Ive a feeling its time to try I never did believe in the ways of magic But Im beginning to wonder why Dont, dont break the spell It would be different and you know it will You, you make loving fun And I dont have to tell you but youre the only one You, you make loving fun You, you make loving fun You, you make loving fun You, you make loving fun YOU MAY BE RIGHT Friday night I crashed your party Saturday I said I'm sorry Sunday came and trashed me out again I was only having fun wasn't hurting anyone And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change I was stranded in the combat zone I walked through Bedford sty alone Even rode my motorcycle in the rain And you told me not to drive but I made it home alive So you said that only proves that I'm insane You may be right I may be crazy But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for Turn out the lights don't try to save me You may be wrong for all I know but you may be right Well remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair I told you dirty jokes until you smiled You were lonely for a man I said take me as I am Cause you might enjoy some madness for a while And I think of all the years you tried to find someone to satisfy you I might be as crazy as you say If I'm crazy then it's true that it's all because of you And you wouldn't want me any other way You may be right I may be crazy But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for It's too late to fight it's too late to change me You may be wrong for all I know but you may be right You may be right I may be crazy But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for Turn out the lights don't try to save me You may be wrong for all I know but you may be right You may be wrong but you may be right You may be wrong but you may be right You may be wrong but you may be right You may be wrong but you may be right You may be wrong but you may be right YOU SHOULDNT DO THAT I was five years old I was having a drag And a cough now and then it was my very first fag When in comes our teacher and stood on my toes He pulled out my fag as he flattened my nose He said ey up you shouldnt do that Ey up youll drive yerself daft Now avnt you eard that yer eyesll go blurred Ey up you shouldnt do that So I gave up the fags and I took to the beer And spirits at times although they were quite dear When I rolled home from school unsteady as a newt My father spoke sternly as he laid in the boot He said ey up you shouldnt do that Ey up youll drive yerself daft Now avnt you eard that yer eyesll go blurred Ey up you shouldnt do that I was out with a girl at the age of thirteen She didnt look much but I knew where shed been As I tickled her fancy she giggled and then Her boyfriend came up and I copped it again He said ey up you shouldnt do that Ey up youll drive yerself daft Now avnt you eard that yer eyesll go blurred Ey up you shouldnt do that I was down at the bank I was cashing a cheque When a gunman walked in wearing tights round his neck He pointed his gun said Dont move or youre dead So I tapped on his shoulder and heres what I said He said ey up you shouldnt do that Ey up youll drive yerself daft Now avnt you eard that yer eyesll go blurred Ey up you shouldnt do that And then he shot me Ey up you shouldnt do that YOULL NEVER WALK ALONE When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And dont be afraid of the dark At the end of the storm is a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on walk on With hope in your heart And youll never walk alone Youll never walk alone Walk on walk on With hope in your heart And youll never walk alone Youll never walk alone YOURE MY BEST FRIEND Ooh you make me live Whatever this world can give to me Its you, youre all I see Ooh you make me live now honey Ooh you make me live Ooh youre the best friend that I ever had Ive been with you such a long time Youre my sunshine And I want you to know that my feelings are true I really love you Ooh youre my best friend Ooh you make me live Ooh Ive been wandering round But I still come back to you In rain or shine youve stood by me girl Im happy at home Youre my best friend Ooh you make me live Whenever this world is cruel to me Ive got you to help me forgive Ooh you make me live now honey Ooh you make me live Oh youre the first one When things turn out bad You know Ill never be lonely Youre my only one and I love the things I really love the things that you do Ooh youre my best friend Ooh you make me live Ooh Ive been wandering round But I still come back to you In rain or shine youve stood by me girl Im happy at home Youre my best friend Ooh, ooh youre my best friend Ooh you make me live Ooh youre my best friend YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND When you're down and troubled And you need a helping hand And nothing, oh nothing's going right Close your eyes and think of me And soon I will be there To brighten up even your darkest nights You just call out my name And you know wherever I am I'll come running to see you again Winter, spring, summer or fall All you've got to do is call And I'll be there you've got a friend If the sky above you Should turn dark and full of clouds And that old North wind should begin to blow Keep your head together And call my name out loud Soon I'll be knocking upon your door You just call out my name And you know wherever I am I'll come running to see you again Winter, spring, summer or fall All you've got to do is call And I'll be there you've got a friend If the sky above you Should turn dark and full of clouds And that old North wind should begin to blow Keep your head together And call my name out loud Soon I'll be knocking upon your door Now aint it good to know that youve got a friend When people can be so cold Theyll hurt you and desert you Theyll take your soul if you let them But dont you let them You just call out my name And you know wherever I am I'll come running to see you again Winter, spring, summer or fall All you've got to do is call And I'll be there you've got a friend YOUVE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING You never close your eyes any more when I kiss your lips And theres no tenderness like before in your fingertips Youre trying hard not to show it but baby baby I know it Youve lost that loving feeling woh that loving feeling Youve lost that loving feeling now its gone gone gone woh woh woh Now theres no local look in your eyes when I reach for you And now youre starting to criticise little things I do It makes me just feel like crying cause baby something you had is dying Youve lost that loving feeling woh that loving feeling Youve lost that loving feeling now its gone gone gone woh woh woh Baby baby Id get down on my knees for you If you would only love me like you used to do yeah We had a love a love a love you dont find every day So dont dont dont dont let it slip away Baby baby baby baby Im begging you please please please I need your love I need your love now bring it on back Bring it on back Bring back that loving feeling woh that loving feeling Bring back that loving feeling cause its gone gone gone And I cant go on woh woh woh Bring back that loving feeling woh that loving feeling Bring back that loving feeling cause its gone gone gone And I cant go on woh woh woh YOUNG, GIFTED AND BLACK Young gifted and black Oh what a lovely precious dream To be young gifted and black Open your heart to what I mean In the whole world you know Theres a part for those Who are young gifted and black And thats all set Young gifted and black We must begin to tell our young Theres a world waiting for you Yours is the past thats just begun When youre feeling real low yow Theres a great truth you should know To be young gifted and black Your souls intact Young gifted and black Oh how I long to know the truth There were times when I look back And I am haunted by my youth But my joys of today Is that we can all be proud to say To be young gifted and black Is where its at Young gifted and black We must begin to tell our young Theres a world waiting for you Yours is the past thats just begun When youre feeling real low yow Theres a great truth you should know To be young gifted and black Your souls intact Young gifted and black Oh how I long to know the truth There were times when I look back And I am haunted by my youth But my joys of today Is that we can all be proud to say To be young gifted and black Is where its at YOUR LATEST TRICK All the late night bargains have been struck Between the satin beaus and their belles And prehistoric garbage trucks Have the city to themselves Echos and roars of dinosaurs Theyre all doing the Monster Mash And most of the taxis and most of the whores Are only taking calls for cash I dont know how it happened It all took place so quick But all I can do is hand it to you And your latest trick Well now my door was standing open Security were laid back and lax But it was only my heart that got broken You must have had a pass key made out of wax You played robbery with insolence And I played the blues in twelve bars down in lovers lane And you never did have the intelligence to use The twelve keys hanging off of my chain I dont know how it happened It all took place so quick But all I can do is hand 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