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[DOC File]English Grammar in Use
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* Most people learn to swim when they are children. Use the simple for a permanent situation: * My parents live in London. They have lived there all their lives. * John isn't lazy. He works very hard most of the time. See Unit 2 for more information. B. I always do and I'm always doing. Usually we say 'I always do something' (= I do it every time):
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[DOCX File]Turing’s Two Tests for Intelligence
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In an essay published posthumously, he impishly states that intellectuals would probably be mistaken to fear being put out of a job by intelligent machines, because ‘There would be plenty to do in trying, say, to keep one's intelligence up to the standard set by the machines, for it seems probable that once the machine thinking method had ...
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[DOC File]LOTS OF JOKES - Kent
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The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and. one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight. people steering. After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the. consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not. enough were rowing on the American team.
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[DOC File]A Thinking Man's Speech - English 105- Freshman English II
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The speech assumed the audience was intelligent. This was a compliment, and I suspect was received as a gift. It also assumed many in the audience were educated. I was grateful for this, as the educated are not much addressed in American politics. Here I point out an aspect of the speech that may have a beneficial impact on current rhetoric.
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[DOCX File]Out of My Mind .com
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Two silly pranksters use hypnosis to trick their principal into thinking he's the crime-fighting Captain Underpants. Dav Pilkey's wacky black-and-white illustrations on every page create a comic-book feel. The pictures enrich and expand the text, and often contain their own jokes. One whole chapter is a visual pun on "graphic violence."
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[DOC File]Continuous Assessment
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Matilda was an incredibly bright and intelligent little girl. Her parents were crooks and she did not get along very well with her brother either. Her father, a used car salesman, was more interested in swindling people than paying any attention to her. Matilda was usually either ignored or taunted about how much she liked to read.
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[DOCX File]WordPress.com
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Read the following poem aloud with correct pronunciation and rhythm. I’m in the clock crew and I’m okay!I tick all night and I tick all day.I’ve got two hands; I’m having a ball,Because I’ve got no arms at all!My big hand can move sixty minutes in one hour,I’m the one with the strength and power.My small hand isn’t quite as fast.If they were in a race, it would come last!It takes ...
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